"Here's an urgent piece of news. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThis afternoon, a serious car accident occurred in our city, resulting in the death of Zhang. According to the on-site monitoring, the car accident was caused by Zhang's preparation for touching porcelain and not grasping the scale, which had nothing to do with the driver. Once again, I would like to remind all those who have a heart: there are risks in touching porcelain, and you need to be cautious when entering the industry! ”

"Uh...... My head hurts". Zhang Dacang opened his eyes and looked around, antique and charming.

"Where am I? Which angel sister saved me? I remember that car ran over me, huh? Lao Tzu is not dead? He thought about it and began to secretly rejoice again: "There will be blessings, there will be blessings!" ”

This is the supreme skill of their porcelain world - the Spiritual Victory Method.

They also know that every day is to live on the knife edge, and maybe it will be gone one day, so they first practice a good attitude.

And our cannon brother is the best of them.

As a benchmark figure in the industry, Zhang Dacang has always adhered to the principle of wanting to touch, daring to touch, touching tricks, and touching the level, so he has the nickname of cannon.

No matter where you touch porcelain, when you lift the cannon, you give two thumbs up.

But this time, it's not that his professional level is not hard enough, but that someone who doesn't know his mother pushed him later, which caused him to capsize in the gutter.

"Look back at the surveillance, let me know which Wang Ba calf pushed him to death." Zhang Dacang thought hatefully.

Just as he was out of his mind, a sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked man ran over and spoke awkward Mandarin: "Sect leader, why are you still in bed, didn't you say that you were going to go hunting with the big officials today?" ”

Zhang Dacang looked up and saw that the man was dressed in coarse linen clothes and looked anxious.

"Heh, filming, right?" Zhang Dacang said lightly: "It was your crew who saved me?" I'll give you some more money when I get back. ”

"The head of the sect, the little one can't understand it!" The man was confused.

"Okay, don't you just want to ask for more money, you make a price, and I'll give you a big deal when I do it." Compared with this kind of greedy person, Zhang Dacang feels pure like a kindergarten child.

At least we dare to do it.

"What is money?" The sharp-billed monkey gills are still confused.

"Okay, looking at your honest face, then I thank you for saving my life." Zhang Dacang was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he simply didn't mention the money, and said thank you.

"What a life-saving grace, you hurry up, I, Li Mazi, thank you, grandpa!" Li Mazi was obviously in a hurry.

"Alas, it's not okay to sleep more, the current crew is too picky, right?" Zhang Dacang said dissatisfiedly: "Don't, I want to have a grandson like you, and I don't have to be angry with Lao Tzu." ”

Saying that, he got up: "Huh? What about my old clothes? Looking at himself dressed in clothes, he looked like the person in front of him: "Do you crew only have ancient clothes?" ”

"Why does Sect Leader Hong feel weird today?" Li Mazi obviously didn't understand what Zhang Dacang said: "It's only this body, let's go quickly!" ”

"The poor crew, why are you still filming like this?" Zhang Dacang scolded secretly: "Why don't you look for it again?" How do I go out to meet people like this? No matter how you say it, we are also celebrities in the porcelain industry......"

Before Zhang Dacang finished speaking, he was almost dragged away by the sharp-beaked monkey's gills.

"Where is this?" Zhang Dacang looked at the lively bazaar in front of him: "There is such an antique bazaar now, it's really rare, let's touch porcelain here in the future, presumably the people here are rich people." ”

Zhang Dacang is planning his career, but it feels strange that he has not seen a car after walking for half a day.

"Stumped, no one here drives?" Then he suddenly said: "By the way, this is filming." I'm still thinking about a bazaar, I'm stupid, really. ”

Looking at these "extras" in front of him, Zhang Dacang's thoughts of touching porcelain in an instant were gone: "Phew, a group of poor ghosts." ”

"Where are we? Or you take me to the train station and I'll go by myself. Zhang Dacang feels that there is no money here, and it is better to go back to the big city to develop.

"I don't know what you're talking about, we're in Cangzhou."

"Where is Cangzhou? You tell me directly how to get to the train station. Or call me one. ”

"Is the teacher crazy today?" Li Mazi had never seen him so strange.

"Nima, you're crazy, your whole family is crazy." Zhang Dacang shouted: "Tell Lao Tzu where the railway station is?" Lao Tzu stopped playing. ”

Seeing that he was angry, Li Mazi trembled: "You tell me what the train station is first." ”

"What? Haven't you seen a train? Zhang Cannon was hysterical.

"The little one has never heard of it, and the teacher can ask the big officials when he waits, and he must know it if he is well-informed."

"Where is the official?"

"Well, we're here." Li Mazi pointed to an ancient cell in front of him: "The big official came back from hunting and asked us to meet in this prison camp." ”

"Then don't go quickly."

Zhang Dacang strode over, and Li Mazi quickened his pace and took the lead in running in to say goodbye.

"Official, the teacher is here."

"Oh, please, come here and meet us."

As soon as he entered the prison camp, there were already a few minions opening the way in front: "Sect leader Hong, please." ”

Zhang Dacang didn't care, and entered the prison camp in a big way.

Seeing that a person was wearing a brocade hat and ermine fur, and his wealth was extraordinary, Zhang Dacang expected that this person should be a big official.

When he got close, before he could speak, someone had already bowed his hand: "Zhuang Ke is called the head of the sect, and he must be the master of the Chai officials, Lin Chong is careful to participate." ”

"These guys, they're too into the show, aren't they?" Zhang Dacang thought to himself and said, "Okay, stop acting, be simple, the way of speaking is simpler, I'm not an actor." Then he picked up the two ingots of silver on the table and played: "Drink, where did you find this thing?" ”

Everyone looked at each other, and Lin Chong hurriedly said, "Please ask the head to put down the silver." ”

"If you tell Lao Tzu to put it down, I'll put it down?" Zhang Dacang dragged it to 2580,000.

As soon as the words fell, another voice sounded: "Sect Lin bowed down like this, but the master didn't return the salute, which made people look very unhappy." ”

"It's about you." You're going to act, right? Then let's move on.

"You ......" Chai Daguan turned his head to Lin Chong with a blue face, and said, "Sect Leader Lin, how about you just talk to him?" ”

"I'm ashamed, the big officials are smiling."

"What's up? Do you want to do it? Wait! After Zhang Dacang finished speaking, he looked around the prison camp, and then found a brick in the corner: "Okay? The rules of the rivers and lakes are heads-up. Then he was extremely arrogant with one hand on his waist and the other hand on the bricks.

"Offended." Lin Chong said and took a stick and put on a stance.

"The head of the sect is not using a stick today, but what kind of weapon is he using? By the way, I think it's a unique skill. Li Mazi thought.

"If you fight, what kind of poss do you put in a fight", Zhang Dacang looked at Lin Chong very unhappily, and then shouted loudly and rushed straight to the door to pounce.

In the past, when fighting, few people saw Zhang Dacang's posture and not running.

But seeing that Lin Chong was not in a hurry, and was about to lift the stick to pick up the bricks of the cannon, he saw the cannon lying on the ground suddenly: "Ouch, someone is coming, someone has been killed, ah, it hurts." Lose money, lose money. He wailed and rolled on the ground.

"Sample, Lao Tzu is a professional." Thinking about rolling more happily, I feel that my hands and feet are much more flexible: "It's better to do your own professional!" Zhang Dacang sighed.

"This ...... Hong Jiao's head was knocked over with a stick? ”

"The big officials testified that Lin Chong did not touch the head of the Hong Sect at all." Lin Chong hurriedly defended.

"Why don't you have it, look at this, this, and this, it's all bruised." Seeing that he wanted to deny it, Zhang Dacang hurriedly went up and hugged his thigh, thinking: "Damn, why is the director still not stuck after howling for so long?" Do you have a sense of public morality? ”

"Lin Jiaotou really didn't touch the teacher just now, it was the teacher who fell by himself, no wonder others." As he spoke, he instructed a few servants to help Zhang Dacang up: "Take the head of the sect down." ”

"Okay? Don't admit it, do you? Don't go, wait, I'll call the police right away. As he spoke, Zhang Dacang stretched out his hand to take out the phone, but suddenly found that his clothes had been changed.

"Damn, Li Mazi, where are Lao Tzu's previous clothes?"

Li Mazi trembled: "The small ones have been washed and thrown away." ”

"I'm XXOO your uncle," Zhang Dacang was furious: "You pay Lao Tzu's Nokia!" ”

Don't ask me why I still use Nokia these days, everyone in our porcelain industry uses it - it is resistant to falls.