Chapter 18 Lightly take West China and meet the twin stars
After running at full speed for about five minutes, everyone slowed down, hey, I didn't feel particularly tired, I guess the pill worked! When we run to the place where we hide the horses, Lejin is already waiting for us there!
I said, "Kid, run fast, I didn't even notice you had this function before!" Le Jin smiled and said, "You haven't asked, hey, you've been rescued!" At this time, the handsome sunny guy behind him came up and said, "Thank you for saving us, I called." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info。!”
As soon as she said this, the pseudo-lady coughed, and the handsome sunny guy said haha: "Ha, I'm sorry, although you saved me, I don't know if you are good people, so I can't tell you our real names!" Actually, I just want to see what they want to do with us. I said, "Damn, you're going too far, I knew we were watching the skewers!" ”
Brother Meng De said: "Hehe, understand, understand, can you tell me why you are tied up there!" The handsome guy in Sunshine said: "Haha, I'm ashamed to say it, we were originally out...."Then the pseudo-lady coughed again, and the handsome guy in Sunshine said: "Ah, hahaha, come out to play!" As a result, I lived in this forest at night, and when I woke up in the morning, I was surrounded by them! ”
I said, "Don't talk about it, you can let the woman in the back make up a random set of words to fool us!" You see him coughing, and then he will cough out his lungs later! The pseudo-mother said lightly: "I'm sorry, thank you for the rescue, but I forgive you for not being able to tell me with your real identity!" “
Da Zhuang said angrily: "I knew you could pretend to be so good, so let you bake it for a while!" Brother Meng De said: "Hey, don't say that, since you have saved all of them, you still say what to do, since the two of you have no intention of waiting with me to say more, then I will say goodbye!" The Sunshine Boy said, "You see that you have offended your benefactors by not letting me speak!" Thank you for your farewell! Actually, I'm almost free, if you don't save me, I'll almost be able to go. But thank you for your help, let's go! As soon as I said hello, the two pseudo-girls next to them turned their heads and left!
The five of us stared at each other for a while, and then looked at Ge Xuan, Ge Xuan coughed embarrassedly and said, "It's not early, let's go back quickly, it's too late to miss dinner!" We booed him in unison!
On the way, Brother Meng De said to me, "Who do you think they are?" I said, "Not Peng's man anyway!" Brother Meng De said: "Nonsense, I also know, it is estimated that the son of the princes ran out!" I said, "Whoever he loves, but I like the character of that Sao Nian very much, straight to the point, what to say!" Brother Meng De said: "I appreciate the one next to me, although they are not very old, but I can see that the child is very deep!" ”
I said, "You don't like him, he's a man!" Brother Meng De laughed and said, "I like him, but not like him!" After laughing for a while, Brother Meng De said: "The sect of this horn has spread far away, and it actually makes these village and field mountain men who don't care about the world believe in their Taiping Sect, which is also an alternative success!" ”
I said: "It turns out that there is also a man named Li in our village, and his knowledge is not as high as mine, so he still affected countless people, and finally arrested him, and finally fled to a foreign country!" ”
Brother Meng De asked curiously, "What did he do?" I said, "I always teach people to look for things by disembowelment, what else can you find in that place except?" But there are still so many people who believe in him, and he preaches that he is divine! ”
Brother Meng De smiled helplessly and said, "Why are you saying so disgusting, but now this kind of demagogic liars are everywhere, it's really easy not to trust others!" I said, "You are a lot of simple men, and we are full of liars." "With that, we're walking back to the army!
There was nothing to say on the march, and when General Huangfu rested at noon the next day, he called a pre-war meeting, which had nothing to do with me, but because of Yang Zhai's battle, my chariot company performed very eye-catching, so General Huangfu specially called me on, probably to see Brother Mengde's face!
General Huangfu was made on a stone, and there were more than a dozen generals from all walks of life standing on both sides, and next to him sat a middle-aged man in white armor and white helmet! This person is heroic, although he is also made on a stone, but his waist is straight, and he has a kind smile, but the kind murderous aura he exudes is exposed!
General Huangfu said: "This is General Sun Jiansun, the Taishou of Changsha!" They came all the way from Jingzhou, and they happened to join our department to attack Xihua together! "Okay, it turned out to be Emperor Wulie Sun Jian, I said that it was so domineering and exposed!
Then I pointed and pointed on the map and analyzed tactics with various generals for a long time, I was really too lazy to listen to this, I couldn't stand it when I was sleepy, so I just looked around, so as not to fall asleep at this first high-end general combat meeting!
All of a sudden, I saw two people dangling outside! I could tell at a glance that it was the two people we saved that day! Because that pseudo-mother is so easy to recognize! I touched Brother Meng De next to me and whispered, "Look at those two over there!" ”
Brother Meng De was also stunned as I looked, and then whispered to me, "Let's go to them after the battle meeting is discussed later." I nodded! After that, they tossed for almost twenty minutes before letting us go, and the two of them were also wandering back and forth, and they didn't mean to leave at all!
When we went out, they were surprised to see us! The sunny boy was very happy, strode over and said, "Hey, two benefactors, I didn't expect us to meet so soon!" "Then come over and give us both a slap on the shoulder! The puppet mother in the back pulled him, and he retreated back, I said: "Your daughter-in-law is really good to you, inseparable!" ”
The sunny boy laughed even harder, turned his head and pointed to the pseudo-mother's face and said, "Haha, my good daughter-in-law has been with me since she was a child!" At this time, there was a rough and powerful laugh behind him, and then he said: "Bo Fu, what are you laughing at, let me be happy too!" "As soon as I heard the people behind me say Bo Fu? I look at the young man in front of me again, what the hell? It's Sun Ce! This is Sun Ce, the little overlord of Jiangdong! Then the one in the back is Da Qiao, that thing is really a woman?
At this time, Sun Ce walked up to Sun Jian and said, "Father, these are two of the four heroes I told you yesterday who saved me and Gongjin!" Sun Jian looked at me again and said, "It's really unseemly!" I said angrily, "What do you mean by that?" “
I hate it when people say that about me, which means that your looks are not worthy of what you do! Uncle's! Sun Jian laughed and said: "Oh, the old man is wrong, what a hero is a young man!" I nodded and said, "I want this sentence, you can keep the previous sentence yourself!" ”
Brother Meng De feigned anger and said: "Don't be rude! My brother-in-law has always spoken straightforwardly, General Sun is not strange! Sun Jian laughed and said: "He is much more tactful, my son is called straight!" I guess you've learned it too, and I have to thank you for saving my son and Gongjin! "Holy. Is this Zhou Yu? I can't complain that Zhuge Liang always wants to be angry with him, it turns out that he is molesting him as a girl!
Sun Ce ran to me and said, "It's interesting to see you fight with a cigarette pouch that day, let's have a fight, I haven't fought with someone with a cigarette pouch yet!" I glanced at Sun Ce and said, "Young people don't be so arrogant, what does it look like to fight and kill every day, and if you have that kung fu to see how to write and write, is it not good?" ”
Sun Ce looked at me with disdain and said, "Seeing that you are also a heroic person, how can you talk like my teacher, it's boring, it's boring, it's boring, it's going to wave your hands and leave!" "Holy? Ignore me!
Sun Jian came over and said, "Hahaha, don't be surprised by Captain Tong, I have no way to discipline you, I will make amends to you!" I hurriedly said, "General Sun doesn't have to be polite, a bear child like this doesn't need to be beaten, just rub two feet on the buttocks!" General Sun laughed and said, "Haha, yes, he was beaten by me a lot when he was a child!" ”
I said, "Yes, there is a filial son under the stick!" Sun Jian smiled and said, "What you said is so right!" "When we were talking nonsense, Zhou Yu had been standing silently beside him, not saying a word, not having an expression, just like being pointed!
I smiled and said, "Brother Gongjin, why don't you follow your husband?" Before Zhou Yu could speak, Sun Jian laughed even more and said, "You also look like a woman?" The first time I met him, I almost went to his house to mention the baby! At this time, Zhou Yu's face finally couldn't hold back and said: "Uncle, this was all a lot ago, don't mention it again!" ”
Sun Jian smiled and shook his hand and said, "Okay, okay, don't say it, don't say it, I'm angry when I laugh!" I said to Zhou Yu: "Your uncle every day, the name of Uncle Fu, have you ever called it messy?" Zhou Yu gave me a blank look and turned around and left!
Sun Jian pointed at me with one hand and crossed his waist with the other and said, "Don't tease me, why are you so interesting?" I smiled and shrugged! Brother Meng De hugged his fist at Sun Jian and said, "General Sun, I'll retire first, and I still have to make some deployments!" Then he pulled me away, I walked far away, and I heard Sun Jian having fun there alone!
I said, "Let's talk a little longer, how interesting this old grandson is!" Brother Meng De said: "You have a good chat, I have to go back to deploy, wait for the opportunity to talk about it, the war will start in two days, and you can talk as much as you want after the battle!" ”
I said, "Okay! Brother Meng De, the Zhou Yu you have your eye on is estimated to be impossible to follow you in this life! Brother Meng De also said: "I have already seen that General Sun has such a powerful character under him, can he let me dig it up?" He is also a prince of one side! ”
I said, "That's true, but if you have a good relationship with him, it will be much easier in the future!" "Am I a little unkind, if you say that, what should Lao Liu do?
Suddenly remembered Liu Bei and them, and then sighed and said, "I don't know if Lao Liu is like this now!" "Brother Meng De said: You don't have to worry about the three of them, these three people are not in the pool, and when we see them, they will definitely be different from what we saw at the beginning!" I thought to myself, I hope that Liu Bei was like a rogue in the first half of his life, running around the ground, and when he mixes up, you will be tired of being a prime minister!
Two days later, we stood under the city of Xihua, in view of the relatively low city wall of Xihua, and the lack of siege tools in the last battle, the use of seduction tactics in this battle, a vote of people lined up under the city to scold, the scolding is ugly, anyway, they have been besieged, and they are not afraid that they will run away!
I found this man really breathless! It is estimated that the ancient people were thin-skinned, and they couldn't stand it if they scolded for two sentences! If you want to give me this cheek, if you want to attack my city, you will rely on scolding to pull ridicule, and I can scold you on the city wall for a month without repeating it!
After scolding for a morning, everyone was tired, so they sat outside the range to eat, drink, and bask in the sun, and continued to scold in the afternoon, at this time, Peng broke away from the city gate and killed a bunch of people! Caught these scolders off guard!
But what we are waiting for is this time, as soon as Peng Tuo comes out, the cavalry behind us immediately rushed out from all directions, Peng Tuo saw that he was immediately surrounded, and wanted to retreat, but the troops behind went out, the troops in front retreated, and a piece of people were all blocked in the city gate, while they were in chaos, the cavalry led by Brother Meng De had rushed over, and the infantry led by Sun Jian on the other side was also rushing over, and in front of this infantry battalion, a figure with a spear in his hand rushed out, I can think of who it is with my ass!
After a while, he rushed into Brother Meng De's cavalry camp, Brother Meng De's cavalry was a yard of black, and there was a man in the middle, I don't know how big an official he thought he was! But this kid's riding skills are really good, shuttling left and right in the chaotic arrows, dodging back and forth on horseback, and he can also pull out a gun and stab a few people in this dodge gap!
Le Jin said behind me, "Company commander, shall we go?" I said, "Wait until they rush in!" I can't ride a horse steadily, aren't you sending me to death if I let me go up now, and there is such a cargo behind me. Ge Xuan said: "Although I am not very powerful, it is still okay to protect myself!" “
I said, "That means I'm holding you both back!" Ge Xuan said, "What do you think?" I didn't care and said: "Drag it out, drag it out, what can you do to me, you have the ability to rush!" With that, I lit a cigarette and smoked.
After about half an hour, Le Jin said, "Company commander, our troops have rushed in. I put the cigarette pouch on the sole of my shoe and said, "Grass mud horse, rush to Lao Tzu!" As soon as my legs knocked the horse's belly, my grass and mud horse screamed and rushed out, and the two men shouted from behind me and said, "Slow down, slow down, rush so fast and be careful to fall!" “
In fact, I can almost ride a horse, from my departure to the city gate there is more than one or two thousand meters, the road is still very flat, in this big open space actually does not feel so fast! When I was about to rush to the gate, I pulled the reins and slowed my horse down, for I was afraid that I would rush over the walls of the city under my wise command!
I waited for the two of them to catch up with me, and then the three of us snuck into town! If you see resistance, you will greet us, and when you see that you don't care about us, we won't fight, Ge Xuan kept telling me before the battle that you must not kill easily, that will go to hell or something, and you will accumulate bad fate!
Actually, I wasn't going to do anything to people! If you don't have a grudge against me, you can just kick your feet when you encounter hateful, so why kill them. That's why I only defend against the remnants of the rangers who attack me and give them a cigarette pouch once in a while!
After eating that Dan, I found that I watched them swing their knives and stab a lot slower, probably because I was fast, and I can usually block them if they greet me head-on! So I'm similar to Ge Xuan, and I'm more than self-preservation! We just walked all the way in, and along the way, we saw that our own people could save them, and we could help them! This is considered to accumulate virtue and do good, but it is more alternative!
After a while, I found Sun Ce's goods! Sit on the side of the road and drink water! I slapped the horse's ass and walked over and said, "How's the front going?" Sun Ce saw that it was me and said, "It's boring, I didn't see a powerful one after killing back and forth, so I ran back and rested!" They're all in front, and they seem to be about to surround the General's Mansion before I come back! “
I said, "Oh? Can't you just keep a low profile like I am? Sun Ce snorted and said, "I don't want to be a teacher!" I smiled and said, "Your uncle, the tiger doesn't threaten you to be my sick cat!" Do you believe it? “
Sun Ce smiled and said, "Come on!" I just haven't had a good time! I said, "Lejin, get him!" I'll let my little brother go first, and then fight with me if I win my little brother! Sun Ce said: "I'm not afraid of the two of you going together!" Le Jin said: "Don't look down on people, look at guns!" "One shot straight to the front door and went!
I hurriedly shouted: "Hey, you take it easy, how can you say that this is also a friendly army, don't get hurt!" Sun Ce said: "I like this buddy, fighting is fighting, and I don't keep my hands!" "The two of you, you and I are knocking up right there! After about fifty rounds, both of them were a little tired, but I obviously felt that Sun Ce was getting happier and happier the more he played, I turned my head to look at Le Jin, and Le Jin was also full of energy!
They were having a good time, and suddenly one of them shouted to stop, rode over on horseback, jumped off the horse and kicked Sun Ce's buttocks, Sun Ce was so frightened that he didn't dare to hide, so he was so alive and kicked, this kick directly kicked Sun Ce out four or five steps.
As soon as I saw that it was Sun Jian, Sun Jian roared angrily: "Don't you know when it is, don't you go to kill the enemy, you run here to beat your own people, you have nowhere to go, right?" As he spoke, he kicked again!
I also got off the horse in embarrassment next to me, and lowered my head to listen to Sun Jian scolding Sun Ce! After scolding for a while, he kicked again and said, "Get out again!" Sun Ce stood behind Sun Ce in a gloomy manner, and then stuck out his tongue at us, grinning his teeth! I thought to myself, this thing is really big! It seems that beatings are commonplace!
Sun Jian walked up to me and said, "Captain Tong, I've made you laugh!" What happened just now? I said, "Don't say that, it's all my fault, you can't blame Sun Ce, I have to let the two of them have a discussion, and the result will be seen by you, I didn't think about it that much at the time!" ”
Sun Jian said: "Don't excuse my son, he must be looking for you to make trouble again, right?" See if I go back and don't kick him to death! I hurriedly said, "No, no, I really asked them to talk, it's all my fault, if you want to scold me, scold me!" Sun Ce kept secretly extending his thumb behind Sun Jian, and Sun Jian didn't have a problem with me, saying: "Now the war is not over, hurry up and return to the team first, and then talk about this battle when it's over!" ”
After speaking, he turned his head and grabbed Sun Ce's ear, threw him to his horse and said, "Let's go, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up when he goes back!" "And then he threw a fist at us and left! Sun Ce rode his horse and followed behind, turned his head and waved to us! I shook my head helplessly and said, "It's really a lot of fun for young people!" ”
I asked Lejin, "How is it, are you hurt?" Le Jin smiled and said: "No, but this kid's kung fu is really amazing, he has such good kung fu at a young age, and his future is limitless!" ”
I said, "If this is on the battlefield, do you have a good chance of winning against him?" Le Jin smiled and said: "I'm ashamed, I just have a few more years of battlefield experience than him, if we were the same age, I might not be his opponent!" I said, "Do you think I'm capable of doing it?" ”
Le Jin pointed to the front and said, "Company commander, it's time for us to return to the team, and we've been hanging outside for a long time!" Ge Xuan laughed on the side! I grabbed Lejin with a dead face and said, "You answer my question first!" ”
Le Jin said: "Company commander, why should your own people embarrass your own people? I said, "What nonsense! Say it! Le Jin said: "I guess you won't even be able to survive ten rounds!" ”
Ge Xuan said beside him: "Lejin has already praised you!" If you want me to say you can't even make it through a round! I said disdainfully, "You two sluts! Wait for Lao Tzu to practice his magic skills and destroy you one by one! Ge Xuan said: "Ahahaha, then I wish you success~"