Chapter 809: Farce

An Lushan sighed and blamed himself deeply. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 The generals were stunned and speechless, and Shi Siming hurriedly said: "Why does An Shuai need to be like this, it's just a temporary defeat, and the brothers will regroup and fight in the past, what does this have to do with An Shuai?" If An Shuai is like this, wouldn't the godbrothers be even more ashamed. ”

The generals also echoed: "Yes, An Shuai don't be in a hurry, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, although the attack on Shu was lost this time, Chang'an Luoyang is still in our hands." What can Li Longji do in Chengdu? An Shuai should take care of himself. ”

An Lushan wiped away his tears and sighed: "Brothers, I don't know, the day before yesterday, Zhang Tianshi in the palace watched the sky at night, and the originally dim purple microstar was bright again. Seven kills of greedy wolves and three stars of the army have not been encountered for a long time, this is a sign that it is difficult to change hands in the world. Therefore, I know that Li Tang may not be able to extinguish his qi, and my An Lushan may not be able to shake Li Tang's country. ”

The generals stared at each other speechlessly, An Lushan never believed in any fateful celestial phenomena, in the past, whoever said these illusory words in front of him would be angrily reprimanded and beaten by him or even killed, but now he himself is uplifting.

"An Shuai, these are all false words, how can they be counted. Didn't An Shuai say it? It's up to me to decide what to do, why do I believe in these things now? A general with an upright temperament couldn't help but say.

An Lushan shook his head and said, "Brother, there are some things that have to be believed, and the facts are right in front of you." I didn't believe it before, but now I have to. Zhang Tianshi warned me a few months ago, but unfortunately I didn't listen to him. If I had known this, I should have listened to him and prepared a plan to deal with it. ”

Shi Siming knew An Lushan, and he knew that there must be a reason why An Lushan was pretending to be crazy and selling stupid nonsense here, so he didn't believe that An Lushan would believe these ghosts.

"An Shuai, what should I do now? Is there a way to crack it? Shi Siming asked.

An Lushan secretly praised Shi Siming in his heart, after all, he was an old brother, and he said this nonsense just to ask someone to ask this sentence. Sure enough, Shi Siming asked, so he could say it calmly.

"Zhang Tianshi said the way to crack it, he said, if you want to kill the greedy wolf and break the army to meet the three stars, collide with the crape myrtle constellation, and make the Ziwei star dim and even fall, you need to help the three stars." An Lushan Road.

"How can I help? I can't wait for heaven to push it. The generals were stunned.

An Lushan said: "You can't push it, although the number of lives is in line with the principles of heaven, the principles of heaven are actually affected by the number of lives." That is to say, Samsung dominates the ups and downs of the world, and the behavior of our people on the ground can also affect the movement of Samsung. Therefore, there needs to be extraordinary means to stimulate Samsung to meet as soon as possible, and this is the solution. ”

Everyone was confused, and they didn't understand what An Lushan was talking about at all.

"What very drastic means? Please also make it clear. Shi Siming frowned and asked.

Before An Lushan could speak, Yan Zhuang, who had stood quietly for a long time without speaking, suddenly spoke: "I know the kind of means that the marshal said. ”

Everyone stared at Yan Zhuang, and An Lushan smiled: "Mr. Yan knows? Tell me about it. ”

Yan Zhuang walked out of the ranks slowly, and said in a deep voice: "There is a behavior in my Datang folk that is secretly in line with heavenly principles, but if there are seriously ill or dying people in the family, the people's family will hold a happy event to dilute the sadness in the family, which is called Chongxi in the folk, and this method is often effective." At present, we have lost the war, and An Shuai said that the number of gases is about to run out, so the solution is to hold a big happy event, which is like rushing to rejoice, sweeping away the decay and rejuvenating the vitality. However, at present, there is only one thing that can cleanse the decay of heaven and earth, and urge the three stars to get together? I'm afraid there's only one thing. That is, An Shuai should immediately ascend the throne and take the throne, announce to the world, calm the hearts of the people in the world, and let the army and the people rejoice, so that all the decay between heaven and earth can be impulsed and have an impact on the general trend. ”

An Lushan's face couldn't hide the smile, today's Yan Zhuang can be regarded as interesting, and it is a little embarrassing for him to say this, but Yan Zhuang said it is very different. He pretended to be a ghost for a long time, and he really wanted to bring this incident out. Now I don't have to hide it.

"I see, I see." Shi Siming and the generals were full of suddenness, and many people immediately understood that the previous nonsense was all An Lushan's attempt to lead to his ascension to the throne. It's really shameless.

An Lushan glanced at everyone, observed everyone's expressions, and said slowly: "What Zhang Tianshi said is indeed what he meant, he wants me to ascend the throne immediately, so as to vibrate the Ziwei Star Palace and give the three stars greater strength." But An felt that this matter seemed out of place. Our army was newly defeated, and Wang Yuan's soldiers and horses arrived in Jinzhou, only a few hundred miles away from Chang'an. At this time, if I ascend the throne, I am afraid that my brothers will have an idea in their hearts, so I will gather you brothers to discuss the matter. I don't know if that's possible. ”

"Of course it is possible, since the Celestial Master said so, it must be useful. In fact, An Shuai should have ascended the throne a long time ago. If you ascended the throne as emperor a few months ago, the hearts of the people in the world would be much more stable, and the soldiers and generals would also be much more stable, so there might not be a defeat in Tongzhou. It's not too late to take the throne now, and I'm the first to approve that this is a long time ago, if not the current situation. Shi Siming said loudly.

"Yes, yes. Please An Shuai immediately ascend the throne as the emperor, this is what the people of the world and the people of the world are looking forward to. It's a great event. ”

"Yes, when An Shuai ascended the throne, the soldiers were all motivated, all of them were beaming, and they were much more energetic in fighting. Ascend the throne and ascend the throne, An Shuai ascends the throne soon. ”

A cadre of generals shouted one after another. Some people are actually just joining in the fun, they don't care whether An Lushan ascends the throne or not, what is joyful, what is exciting, it is all nonsense. It's just that An Lushan wants to ascend the throne and become the emperor. Anyway, sooner or later he will have to be the emperor, and it is useless to oppose it. As long as An Lushan can give them more benefits after ascending the throne, a bigger official position is fine, and he doesn't care about anything else.

"Seriously...... Make? An Lushan asked, pointing to his nose.

"So that the time to ascend the throne is just right. We respectfully ask An Shuai to ascend the throne on a certain day. The crowd shouted.

An Lushan glanced at Yan Zhuang and said: "No one will object, let's use the previous reasons to obstruct it." ”

Yan Zhuang knew that he was talking about himself, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "An Shuai, at this time and that time, the minister Yan Zhuang respectfully asks An Shuai to choose a day to ascend the throne." ”

An Lushan laughed and said: "That's it, since you all agree, for the sake of the overall situation, in order to be able to turn the situation around, I can only do this." Although I don't think it's a good chance to ascend the throne at this time, there is no way. So since you want to do it, do it as soon as possible. Zhang Tianshi, you said that day was an auspicious day for the zodiac? ”

A thin Taoist priest appeared from the side, pinched his fingers and calculated, and said in his mouth: "An Shuai, today is the auspicious day of the zodiac, and today is a good day to ascend the throne." ”

"Today? This...... Wouldn't that be too hasty? An Lushan said with a smile.

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, worship heaven and earth and announce that the world will change the year and then you can complete it. In extraordinary times, you don't have to learn the red tape of others. Zhang Tianshi said.

"Not in a hurry, not in a hurry, not in a hurry at all, it happens to be an auspicious day of the zodiac today, and the wind and the sun are beautiful. All the generals are also here, please An Shuai ascend the throne immediately. Shi Siming and the officials also said that everyone hoped to solve the matter as soon as possible, first, the army had their own priorities, and secondly, they would not be summoned to Luoyang once in the future.

"In that case, then ...... Depend on you. Hey, I really can't help it. An Lushan's fat face was full of smiles, and his heart was full of joy.

Everything has already been prepared, the dragon robe has already been tailor-made, An Lushan only needs to change his clothes in the unbiased hall, and he will be an emperor wearing a dragon robe. At the moment, An Lushan led the ministers to worship heaven and earth, read out the edict, set the name of the country Dayan, proclaimed himself Emperor Xiongwu, built Yuan Shengwu, officially ascended the throne as the emperor, and changed this year to the first year of Shengwu.

The enthronement ceremony of an emperor who should have been grand was reduced by An Lushan to just a few hours, and it has to be said that An Lushan is the best in terms of efficiency. Of course, this has something to do with the fact that An Lushan has prepared everything for a long time. An Lushan, the year name and the country name, has already been thought of. Because he is a Hu person, his hometown is at the foot of Yan Mountain, and An Lushan set the name of the country as the Great Yan Kingdom. Originally, An Lushan's country name was Xuanwu. He wanted to use this taboo with Xuanzong to collide with Xuanzong and despise Xuanzong. But after being reminded, Xuanwu is the meaning of Wang Ba, and An Lushan does not want to be Wang Ba, so he changed it to Shengwu.

All in all, a grand enthronement ceremony was made like a monkey show by An Lushan, without any majesty and solemnity. The generals were not serious, and they were running around in a mess. An Lushan was very happy, and after the ceremony, he sat on the throne of the main hall and issued an edict to amnesty the world's great feudal ministers, and he was very busy.

An Lushan is not stingy at all, and he is lavish in dividing official positions, and his sons are naturally kings. An Qingxu was named the king of Jin, An Qingen, who was only a few years old, was the king of Yan, and the youngest sons of the two swaddling children, An Qingyu and An Qingxi, were also crowned kings. In addition, there are four prime ministers alone, and others are left and right prime ministers, and he has made a prime minister from the southeast and northwest. There are more than a dozen generals, but all the middle and senior generals in the army are given the hat of a general. Shi Siming's hat is the largest, the generalissimo and the prime minister and the prince and the scholar, and I don't know what An Lushan thinks.

All in all, everything is like a farce, the people in it are happy, and the outsiders seem to be disorganized and chaotic. The barbarian is a country, it is simply a monkey, which is ridiculous.