Before Cheng Yanjin and the others walked away, Li Shimin ran into his sports car, and then stepped on the accelerator and flew directly towards Chen Nan's home with 140 yards of high-speed exercise technology

This Boss Li is gone, and the people who stay here have no reason to stay where they are anymore.

However, they do not regret today's operation. On this day, these people not only met His Majesty Li Shimin, who is a wise and martial artist in the legend, but also witnessed the birth of the first bare-fart general in the Tang Dynasty.

But it was Chen Nan's backhand that finally exerted the power of his ideals!

Cheng Yanjin was originally scared into a cold sweat by Li Shimin's flying car drift technology, and later drank two glasses of XXOO, and his body didn't know how much sweat came out. As a result, when the sweat he shed touched the corrosive hormones on the back of his jeans, the shocking thing finally appeared outside the west city of Chang'an City

"Zhijie, I'm facing a lot of pressure with you as the main general this time. You have to fight for me, you must get that old guy Jieli to Chang'an, I want to see what kind of clothes and expression he will have when he is a prisoner at that time sees me! After all the generals who went out had drunk the candied wine, Li Shimin came to Cheng Yanjin, who picked up another cup of XXOO, and whispered.

As for why Li Shimin is dizzy, the reason is very simple. How could Li Shimin, an authentic Tang Dynasty person, be able to adapt to the kind of fine wine with an alcohol content of more than 60 in later generations at the beginning?

Cheng Biting King Kong snatched a cup of XXOO from his little cub, ignored Cheng Chumo's reluctant expression, and patted Cheng Chumo's shoulder so shamelessly that he looked like a father was good for you: "Chu Mo, don't say that being Lao Tzu is not good for you!" I drank this wine just now, and after my years of experience, this wine has hurt the thief. That's it, you Lao Tzu and I have lived for most of my life, so why not suffer for you kid once? Alas, being a father is bitter."

The person standing next to Cheng Chumo gave Cheng Yanjin a contemptuous look at him at that time, being a father is good enough for you, how can you even take advantage of your own son?

What can Cheng Chumo do? He grew up under Cheng Biting Jin's stick since he was a child, does he dare to object? Of course not, otherwise Cheng Yanjin would definitely not mind letting him relive the good memories of his childhood

Just as he snatched the wine from Chu Mo's hand, Cheng Yanjin saw Boss Li coming to his side. After listening to Boss Li's words, he killed the XXOO in his hand in one gulp, then burped, and finally threw the plastic cup on the ground and shouted to Boss Li: "The minister must live up to the holy hope!" Your Majesty is waiting to think of repairing that old fellow! Soldiers, set off with this general! ”

After greeting the soldiers who went out, Cheng Yanjin walked with crab steps and walked towards his war horse not far away

"Huh? Why did my little flower become two? ”

Walking on the road, Cheng Yanjin suddenly found that the war horse that had followed him for many years had turned into two, and he was confused in his heart. However, fortunately, Cheng Yanjin's nervous system was relatively rough, and after wondering for a while, Cheng Yanjin walked towards the horse closest to him, and then made a chic straddle movement

"What is Cheng Zhijie doing? Do puppies pee? Li Shimin is still waiting to send these people away quickly, and then go to Chen Nan's house to ask for dozens of bottles of XXOO. However, when he saw Cheng Yanjin walking to his war horse, he refused to get on the horse and set off, but just repeated the action of opening his right leg and throwing it upward. Li Shimin was unhappy. Your sister, isn't this delaying your life? Time is life, according to this situation, I don't know when Cheng Yanjin wants the puppy to pee.

The unhappy Li Shimin hurriedly beckoned Xue Gao over and ordered: "Old Xue, you hurry up and ask the old rascal, what kind of style is he smoking!" Why don't you hurry up and make such an indecent move in front of the public in this hall, and you don't care about the face of the lower court! Anyway, he is also a prince of a country, why is he still so rude! ”

After listening to Boss Li's instructions, Xue Gao hurriedly ran towards Cheng Yanjin, who was still peeing on the puppy.

"What's wrong? Xiaohua, why don't you let me go up? Be good, don't lose your temper, Your Majesty should be unhappy. At most, when I come back from the expedition, can't I find you a few more sturdy stallions? ”

repeated the usual action of getting on the horse many times, but Cheng Yanjin found that he could never get on the horse, every time he flicked his legs, and then stood on the ground inexplicably, and his little flower was still dangling in front of him as just now. This time, he finally didn't calm down, and thought that his little flower was having a temper, so he hurriedly walked in front of Xiaohua and stretched out his hand to gently and gently stroked it.

"Lu Guogong? Lu Guogong? What are you doing? ”

was saying good things to his war horse, and Cheng Yanjin vaguely heard someone calling him. Looking back uncertainly, Cheng Yanjin found a strange thing, and opened his mouth and said, "Huh? Mr. Xue, why did you become two people? Will you still be unable to do it? ”

As soon as Xue Gao came to Cheng Yanjin's side, he saw him stretching out his hand to touch the air, with a flattering smile on his face. Xue Gao was puzzled in his heart, so he patted Cheng Biting Jin's shoulder, and before he could tell what Li Shimin had ordered, he saw Cheng Biting Jin turning his head to look at him with confused eyes, and Cheng Biting Jin's red face. Xue Gao, how can he still know why Cheng Yanjin has been peeing on this puppy for a long time and didn't get on the horse and set off?

"Your sister! Isn't it claimed that a thousand cups are not drunk? Why did just two glasses of wine make you pee? After despising Cheng Biting Jin, who usually always bragged about how he could drink, Xue Gao hurriedly helped Cheng Biting Jin and walked towards the war horse that was still snorting not far away.

With Xue Gao's help, Cheng Yanjin finally rode on the back of his beloved war horse, Xiaohua.

"Xiaohua, my old Cheng loves you to death! Don't worry, I'll find you a few sturdy stallions when I get back. Come, kiss one first! Cheng Yanjin, who was already drunk and dizzy, saw that he did not return to the same place this time, and he was happy in his heart. I thought it was my little flower who understood her words and stopped losing her temper. So, after feeling that he was not standing on the ground, but riding on horseback. Cheng Biting Jin leaned forward, and then a big mouth was fiercely imprinted on Xiaohua's neck

Of course, kissing your beloved BMW is a shameful thing in normal times. However, the bad thing is that Cheng Biting Jin's posture is too much

"I'll go! Look, everyone! Lu Guogong turned out to be bare-assed! Nima, is this really going to be a **** love rhythm in front of the public in the hall? Scared the baby to death."

I saw that among the people who came to pay homage to the holy face, a young man in Confucian costume suddenly pointed to Cheng Yanjin, who was kissing his beloved horse, and shouted loudly in horror.

The young man's shout immediately pointed out the glorious path to everyone's attention

"Shameless!"

This is the voice of the women in the audience who subconsciously scolded.

"The hearts of the people are not ancient, the world is declining, it is really swept away"

This was the first sentence of the Confucian students in the audience who opened their mouths.

"Get rid of this shameful fellow! He lost all the face of the court! ”

This was the first sentence Li Shimin said after seeing that Cheng Biting Jin was really as bare ass as the young man said just now, and it was also the last sentence he said in Xicheng.

After saying this, Li Shimin ran directly into his sports car, and Xue Gao on the side saw this and hurriedly followed.

Then, a golden sports car flew into Chang'an City, just like when he came, extremely fast!

After Li Shimin and the two drove into Chang'an City, the honor guard who was still biting the two pieces of fat on horseback found that their boss had gone back.

At the moment, Xue Gao was not present at the ********. A chamberlain with the highest rank hurriedly held his breath and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty has an order, drive back to the palace!" ”

Sure enough, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and this chamberlain was not in vain, and his voice that he was about to suffocate to death finally attracted everyone's attention.

The officials present, except for those who went on the expedition. Then I saw that they hurriedly spread their feet and chased after the faint golden light

"Your sister! Why are you still running so fast? Is this going to kill my old hole? Seeing that faint golden light disappearing in his eyes in a flash, Kong Yingda knew with his toes that this speed was definitely not slower than when he came!

After scolding with grief and indignation in his heart, Kong Yingda, who was already in his sixtieth year, joined the running army with a painful face