Chapter 3 Fools, Ruffians, and Mazi
"I ......" Before he finished speaking, Zhang Dacang had already cried out in pain: "Oops...... Oops......"
Seeing his tragic appearance, the little guys who were respectful to him on weekdays began to insult him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"I thought there was something great, it's not vulnerable."
"Yes, yes, I am high-spirited on weekdays, but I don't have any skills."
"Don't pull me, I'm going to fight him alone......"
Zhang Dacang glanced at everyone: "You come, even if Lao Tzu is injured, he can easily kill you." ”
Hearing his words, everyone was silent, and some were not afraid of death: "Ouch, good skills, then you are going to find Lin Chong to find a place to get back, and what kind of superiority is you looking for in us." ”
"Yes, yes, if you can't get out of Chaifu, we will still be the head of the Bailin Sect as a teacher in the future."
As they spoke, they left their stretchers and went back to Chaifu.
"Smack", Zhang Dacang fell heavily to the ground: "Ouch, these little rabbit cubs ......"
Li Mazi hurriedly went over and helped him up: "Sect Leader Hong, are you okay?" ”
"Mazi, it's still your best for me," Zhang Dacang squeezed out two tears: "They are all gone, only you stay with me." ”
"Hong Jiaotou ......" Li Mazi was interrupted by Zhang Dacang before he finished speaking: "Okay, don't say anything, you will be my good brother in the future." ”
"No, that, Hong Jiaotou ......." Li Mazi was interrupted by Zhang Dacang again: "Don't worry, as long as I have a bite to eat in the future, I will definitely not be hungry." ”
Interrupted again and again, Li Mazi roared angrily: "Sect Leader Hong, you still owe me ten taels of silver!" ”
"Uh...... If you help me to the town, I will pay back twice as much as the money I have earned when I have recovered from my wounds. Zhang Dacang said embarrassedly.
The two didn't know how long they had been walking, but Zhang Dacang felt that his body was gradually improving, but his stomach was already hungry.
At this time, a figure flashed around him, and Zhang Dacang looked at it, only to see a person holding a pot of fish and running straight towards the river.
Zhang Dacang hurriedly caught up: "This brother, do you sell these fish??" ”
"Don't sell it, I'm going to cook it and eat it." The man was unequivocal. After saying that, he picked up the basin and poured all the fish into the river, then squatted down and held a puddle of water in both hands and drank it in a big gulp.
Zhang Dacang watched the fish go into the water, and then swam away happily, without a trace. couldn't help but say angrily: "Stupid, is there such a thing as boiling fish?" ”
The man was also furious: "You are stupid, how can you cook fish if you don't cook it like this, my father cooks it for me like this." ”
"It turned out to be a fool." Zhang Dacang didn't break it, just looked at the pool of river water and sighed: "It's a pity that there are no fish in a pool of clear water." ”
When the fool heard this, he excitedly threw his hand at Zhang Dacang: "Brother Tai is talented." After speaking, he took a pen and wrote down this passage on his clothes.
"What do you do?" Zhang Dacang was inexplicable.
"Hehe, I'm going to propose marriage this time, and before leaving, my father said that he would write down what he heard on the road and write it down, so that he could tell his future mother-in-law."
"Finally, your dad isn't stupid enough for you." Zhang Dacang thought to himself: "It's so good in ancient times, you can marry a wife like this." ”
The fool looked at Zhang Dacang and pondered, and said, "I don't know if Mr. is willing to go with me?" Mr. Gaocai, I think he will be able to help me successfully complete the proposal. After speaking, he took out a tael of silver from his pocket: "It's just a small courtesy, not a respect." ”
Zhang Dacang's eyes lit up, and he thought: "Anyway, I don't have anywhere to go now, where is it different, not to mention that there is money to earn." Then he thought: "It must have been that he had done too many evils in his previous life, so he would cross over to the king and be beaten by Lin Chong, so it would be a good thing to send this fool." ”
Thinking about it and laughing: "Okay, with all due respect, if you don't have my help, with your IQ, let alone a successful proposal, it's a question of whether you can arrive safely." ”
"Hehe, that's what my dad said about me." The fool smiled innocently.
"I'm not your father, I have to be angry if I have a son like you." Zhang Dacang thought obscenely.
The three of them didn't walk long before a single-plank bridge appeared in front of them. Zhang Dacang is in front, the fool is in the middle, and Li Mazi is stepping on one after another.
Zhang Dacang only felt staggering, stumbled under his feet, and almost fell: "Damn, it's really hard to walk alone." ”
The fool laughed behind him: "Brother Tai Gaocai, be careful." After saying that, take this sentence to heart.
It wasn't until the sun was about to go down that the three of them finally saw the smoke rising from the cooking.
"I finally saw someone." Before Zhang Dacang could be happy, a vicious dog about the same height as a person pounced fiercely: "Wangwang...."
Zhang Dacang ran away, scolding as he ran: "The old will kick you to death if you kick it to death." ”
When they arrived on the street, they made sure that the vicious dog had not chased after them, and the three of them stopped panting.
"Teach...... Head...."Li Mazi gasped and said: "In the past, when you saw a dog, you slaughtered it directly and ate dog meat, why are you still afraid of dogs today." ”
"That's right, Lao Tzu is also a sect leader now, with unique skills, why is he so cringe." Zhang Dacang thought, then straightened his body and tidied up his clothes: "Ah, this, as the saying goes, God has the virtue of a good life, and we can't kill innocents indiscriminately in the future." Then he said to the fool: "Fool, let's go to your mother-in-law to propose." ”
The three of them hurried up and came to a huge manor, and the plaque in front of the mansion was engraved with two golden words - Golden Mansion.
"Wow, fool, you're quite blessed, you can still marry the daughter of such a big family."
"Is this a big family?? It's not as big as my back garden. The fool said dumbfoundedly: "Their family still owes our family tens of thousands of taels of silver." ”
"Rich second generation." Zhang Dacang's mouth was in the word "O" and thought: "That's right, if it weren't for the money owed to his family, who would marry his daughter to a fool." On the importance of a good dad. ”
"Who are you? What are you doing here? "The two little guys at the door have been paying attention to them for a long time, "The thief's eyebrows and rat's eyes are definitely not a good thing." ”
The fool smiled and said: "Two brothers, I'm tired of reporting, I am Wang Fugui, the son of Wang Yuanwai in the next village, and I came to propose marriage." These two are friends under the Under. ”
The two had obviously received orders, and when they heard that it was the son of Wang Yuan's family, one greeted them with a smile, and the other hurriedly ran in to report it.
"Ah, Wang Gongzi, Madame has already commanded, Wang Gongzi please."
Wang Fugui turned his head to Zhang Dacang and the two of them: "Brother Zhang, let's go in." ”
"It turned out to be the old Wang next door, what a well-educated rich second generation, no shelf, friendly with others." Zhang Dacang thought about following Wang Fugui and entering the door.
"Oh, Wang Gongzi, I have been looking forward to you day and night." As soon as the three of them entered the door, a woman had already come out in a hurry. But when I saw that the woman was wearing a bright green skirt with a waist and chest, and a bright red tulle shirt with a large sleeve, her face brushed with three inches of white powder came over, and her blood-red mouth opened and closed, and without saying anything, she pulled the person inside, and said affectionately: "Come and sit in the back room." ”
Zhang Dacang wondered: "Is this fucking mother-in-law or mother-in-law??" Then he lamented that it was good to be rich.