For their agreement, Shi Lei is happy to see it come true, just so that these royal children who do not eat fireworks in the world can also feel the life of ordinary children, which is also a rare experience for them. As for their safety, naturally there are attendants to worry about, and they only need to send those excellent water-based guards over just in case.

With a relaxed attitude, Shi Lei continued to appreciate the beauty of his daughter-in-law.

This figure, this temperament, this big canteen, Shi Lei couldn't help but Erlang's legs, his daughter-in-law's capital is really strong, Shi Lei's heart is full of happiness.

Cheng Chuyue, who was on the other side, clearly felt Shi Lei's hot eyes, and from time to time he was squeamish and angry.

People are so amazing, if someone keeps staring at you, you can feel it nine times out of ten, even if you are not a pair of lovers.

Such a non-threatening look naturally did not make Shi Lei retreat, but looked more unscrupulous.

Cheng Chuyue's face was about to be covered with a layer of pink, and she kept rolling her eyes, but she couldn't stop Shi Lei. I look at my wife, what's so embarrassing.

Wait a minute, what the hell is that one swaying behind Cheng Chuyue? Yes, just one.

If Shi Lei is not mistaken, this thing should be a monkey, or a very widely distributed macaque.

But looking at the red cheeks, this thing must not be shy and blushing, but drunk?

Looking at its flickering steps and misty eyes, it should be drunk.

Seeing the goods that unexpectedly appeared in the field, the guards cheered and surrounded Li Zhi and the little son.

Macaques are also domesticated, who knows if the appearance of this monkey will be a plan to divert the tiger from the mountain.

Xiao Jin and Dumao also climbed on the shoulders of the Li Zhi brothers and sisters, grinning in the direction of the monkey, issuing the most serious warning.

Silly Mao even showed his extremely sharp claws, ready to teach the other party a profound lesson.

However, the macaque, which seemed to have drunk too much, still walked towards Cheng Chuyue regardless of it.

Well, it's walking, legs on the ground, walking upright, just not very steady.

Shi Lei can't bear it anymore, you are a male, with a squinting face, he went to his future daughter-in-law, and he couldn't bear it if he was a man.

Shi Lei didn't watch much news in his previous life, and this kind of macaque can do any obscene thing.

Lifting skirts, hitting breasts and other tricks, people play smoothly, and they can rely on the appearance of animals to avoid punishment.

My wife's pair of big canteens, I haven't felt it yet, how can I cheapen your monkey grandson.

Have you ever seen a big fist in a sand bowl? I'll let you know why the flowers are so red.

Shi Lei jumped up from a carp on the recliner, rolled up his sleeves, and was ready to educate this guy how to be a monkey.

Seeing Shi Lei running over violently, looking ready to fight, the monkey on the opposite side glanced at Shi Lei with disdain, turned around and smiled at the moonlight at Cheng, and lay down without moving.

I've got my fists up, and you're going to give me this? Do you dare to get up like a gentleman and fight seriously?

Now how do I get started? If I kick my feet to vent my anger, will it seem that I am too cruel?

Shi Lei looked at the monkey lying there like a dead dog speechlessly, and he felt a sense of depression when his fist hit the cotton, and he almost didn't hold back his internal injuries, so he could only put his fist down hatefully.

An Yuanshou also followed, but he used his broad arms to block in front of the Li Zhi brothers and sisters.

What for? Are you afraid that the bloody scene of my abuse of monkeys will be seen by children?

Cheng Chumo, who also came over, went up and turned the monkey over. I took a closer look, well, it was really a male.

"This monkey shouldn't have been raised by someone else, it's a wild monkey."

Cheng Chumo's duty is to first determine whether this thing was deliberately released by someone to attract everyone's attention. After all, I just experienced last night's episode, and my nerves are more sensitive, not as relaxed as when I first came.

"Do monkeys drink too? This one is indeed drunk. Cheng Chumo scratched his head in confusion.

"Of course, apes are not only good wine, but also lustful." Cheng Chuyue said, and glared at Shi Lei by the way.

Hey, what do you think I'm doing? I'm a good man who doesn't drink alcohol. Shi Lei's heart bumped into Tianqu.

"The ape is good wine, and it has long been recorded in the history books. Gao Lu of the Han Dynasty wrote in the note under the sentence "Orangutan knows the past but does not know the future" in the "Treatise on the Treatise on Fen" of "Huainanzi": "Orangutan ...... Alcoholics, people fight with wine, drink but do not tolerate breath, do not know how to get drunk, and use their bodies'.

"Nanzhong Chronicles" even records a rather strange story that can be called "Orangutan Disease Wine Record". ”

Cheng Chuyue said this, and her face was full of energy.

It seems that his daughter-in-law not only practices martial arts, but also reads a lot, and she must be a virtuous helper in the future.

Seeing his wife's performance, Shi Lei became more and more satisfied.

Nowadays, it is not popular to say that "a woman is virtuous if she is not talented", in Shi Lei's view, they are all husbands who are not strong enough to make excuses for themselves, especially those guys whose husbands are weak.

A confident old man would certainly not be able to say such a thing.

Except for giving birth, you are stronger than your wife in every aspect, isn't it over?

It's a rare good thing for my wife to be both civil and military, at least I don't have to worry about my children being educated to be stupid.

"As for the lustful apes, they have also been seen in Han Jiao Yanshou's "Jiao's Yilin", 'Nanshan Daxuan, steal my concubine'. Zhang Hua of the Jin Dynasty also said that there was an ape in Shu in the third volume of the "Naturalist Chronicles", "If there is a good woman in the road, he will steal it...... Take it away as a house, and the younger one shall not return it for life.'" ”

When Cheng Chuyue said this, she couldn't help but glare at Shi Lei again, which made him feel so depressed.

I'm not a monkey, I'm here to stop this monkey with all kinds of poisons, take advantage of you, okay?

"The moon is well-read and strong, which makes people admire." Shi Lei couldn't help but drag the text.

"I've only heard of monkeys in the mountains, who like to pick a hundred fruits in a hole, usually a tree hole, and at first they are used to store overwintering food, but if there is no shortage of overwintering food in the season, the monkeys will forget that they have stored a hole of fruits.

Then this cave of hundred fruits is gradually fermented, and then made into a hole of hundred fruit wine, called 'monkey wine'.

The essence of all fruits is a good thing that can be encountered but not sought. Shi Lei, who doesn't want to be compared to his wife, naturally wants to show off his knowledge.

Of course, he will definitely not say that these are all things he sees from martial arts novels. Anyway, what his future wife said is also first-class in wild history and miscellaneous records, and it is not as advanced as his own, Shi Lei thought confidently.

"Could it be that this monkey is drunk like this because he drank monkey wine?" Shi Lei looked at the monkey with bright eyes and said.

This is a rare good thing, if you really have this thing, you will inevitably be able to earn a lot of money.

"If there really is such a thing, don't you have to be lucky to honor Grandpa?" Cheng Chumo said righteously beside him.

But looking at the way he almost drooled, if there was really monkey wine, it wouldn't necessarily be cheaper.

"Of course." Under Cheng Chuyue's gaze, Shi Lei definitely couldn't show stinginess, and before he got the things in his hand, he made a wish to go out first.