Dingyi blinked. Looking at the bottle of gua oil that he brought, Qi Dao, the gua oil is all prepared by a pharmacy? But these two bottles are different! ”

As she spoke, she opened the bottle of scraping oil she brought, sniffed it, and said, "The taste is not the same, this bottle of yours is much better than mine, and the taste is much stronger, which is strange!" ”

Not only the scraping oil and medicine, but all the things supplied in the palace are strictly classified, and the palace is a place with strict hierarchies, and the things used by Li Zhi are only slightly worse than those used by the emperor, but they are much better than those used by Li Yiren, and the prince and the princess are not the same after all. hierarchical.

However, the strange thing is that why the bottle of tongue oil that Wu Meiniang casually found can be better than the princess? That's the problem!

Wu Meiniang panicked, everything is most afraid of being more real, but the things in front of her can never be more real, she is not so real, there is someone under the bed!

And the person under the bed was about to be forced to cry at this time, Li Zhi's head had never hurt so much in his life as it did now. I complained bitterly in my heart, a bottle of scraping oil, are you idle, as a royal princess, you don't care about state affairs, and it's not your turn to care, but why do you care about scraping oil, your brother and I are freezing under the bed!

Wu Meiniang stubbornly said, "Maybe the people in the palace took the wrong one and gave the good ones to the slaves." Ah, could it be because of my uncle's relationship? ”

This fork is played well, and when Wang Ping'an is mentioned, Li Yiren immediately doesn't care about the matter of the tongue and the oil. She smiled and said, "Maybe, the steward in the palace will stammer you!" Mei Niang, wait for your mother to come later. Remember to tell her that I'll come to you at night to scratch your idiot! ”

The princess hinted, of course Wu Meiniang had to hurry up to express her understanding, she hurriedly said: "The princess is good to Mei Niang, Mei Niang is grateful, and Mei Niang's mother is naturally even more grateful, but she loves to nag the most, and she will definitely talk to her grandfather and grandmother, I am afraid that she will always nag and provoke the second elder" to disturb the rest of the second elder. She deliberately made a half-mistake in what she said, and hurriedly corrected it.

Li Yiren smiled and said, "Maybe the second elder of them likes to listen to you!" ”

Wu Meiniang thought to herself: "It's because I love to listen to you."

Li Zhi also thought in his heart: "It's because I love to listen to your business, and you are willing to let them listen." Try your best to hold your brother under the bed, and you can't get out of it. ”

There are several of them next to the bed. The stove, the temperature around him rose, and Li Zhi felt better, not that it was cold.

But as soon as he felt better, his mind came alive, and he gently picked up the sheet and peeked out.

There were four feet side by side on the side of the bed, Li Yiren's feet were wearing deerskin boots, while Wu Meiniang's feet were big, just beside him, wearing a pair of pale yellow embroidered slippers, and white socks on his feet, not far from his face.

Li Zhi looked at Wu Meiniang's feet, and the more he looked at it, the more itchy his heart became.

He is the crown prince, and the concubines in the East Palace serve him, and he has always been serious, never against his will, and what happens after blowing the lamp is not interesting, just to pass on the lineage. Except for the Xiao family, almost all the concubines are the same, they are really blowing the lamp, they are dark, they are all the same, and they can't tell who is who!

Even if it is Xiao's, he just dares to be coquettish with him. But just by being coquettish, she was already disliked by other concubines, saying that she was a vixen, and the prince was fascinated!

Only Wu Meiniang is different, not only dares to joke with Li Zhi, but also can always bring him different feelings, which is quite exciting, so exciting that Li Zhi has a kind of thing that doesn't care about anything, only cares about Mei Niang, and doesn't care about other things!

Wang Ping'an is right, a big fire, it's fine when it doesn't catch up, but if it does, it will really turn the big trees into ashes!

Li Zhi, now the big tree on fire, in love, knowing that it will turn into ashes, but there are some things he still wants to try. He stared at Wu Meiniang's feet, swallowing his saliva incessantly, thinking about how to touch it!

But he didn't dare to touch it, because he knew. If he touches it, then Wu Meiniang has to be frightened, in case he can't help but scream, wouldn't it be a big mess, even if he is not afraid of his little sister, but Wu Meiniang is afraid, besides, this matter is not good to say, it can't be explained, there are too many troubles in the future!

Li Yidao: "This bottle of gua oil is good, just use this bottle!" Mei Niang, sit down, I'll scratch you, after scraping, you can sleep well, sleep until dawn, it's comfortable! ”

She poured out the shaving oil, poured it all over her hands, pressed it directly on Wu Meiniang's head, and said, "Let me shave your Shencong acupoint first!" ”

Wu Meiniang grinned, why are you doing this, it makes everyone have a head. Is the Shencong Cave so big!

The female doctor in the palace can't say that she knows a lot about the tongue idiot, but she just knows a little bit about the skin, because the people in the palace don't often use this treatment, and the idiot is still a folk treatment in this era, and the poor can't afford to take medicine, so they will like this method, and they can use it anytime and anywhere, which is also called screwing idiot.

And the method that the female doctors taught Li Yiren is to treat insomnia, not to treat those who are too sleepy due to less sleep, too sleepy that there is no rule of law, and they can only sleep enough.

The person who teaches is vague, but how good can the person who learns be? Li Yiren can't find the Shencong acupoint at all, in fact, the Shencong acupoint is the four Shencong, one inch each in front of the Baihui, behind, left and right, because there are four acupoints, so it is also known as the four Shencong.

Li Yiren can't find the acupoint, but she also has a way, anyway, it's not on the head, don't you get it by applying all the oil on the head, anyway, a large area, you can always scrape the acupoint!

The scraping oil was applied too much, and a few drops slid down Wu Meiniang's head. Wu Meiniang raised her hand to wipe off the scraping oil and whispered, "Then you can scrape now?" ”

"Look at me!" Li Yiren picked up the jade plate and scraped it vigorously on Wu Meiniang's head!

Wu Meiniang screamed out. There is a head on the top of the head, and Li Yiren's technical level is so bad that he is scum, how hard is the jade board, scrape it on the head, and change who is not called!

Li Yi said: "Don't scream, it doesn't hurt." She used a single-angle scraping method, along Wu Meiniang's scalp, brushing the ground a few times!

Wu Meiniang's eyes are red, it doesn't matter if it hurts or not, but my head is going to be shaved off by you, don't finish this time, my head is missing, so how will I see people in the future, how long will it take to grow it again! Li Yiren was concentrating on scratching Wu Meiniang, and Wu Meiniang was engrossed in tongue, as for Li Zhi, he was staring under the bed, cheering himself up!

Li Zhi heard Wu Meiniang's exclamation just now, and thought to himself: "Meiniang, you have suffered, but you can be merciful!" , But when he thought about it, he thought about it again, Mei Niang, which one will give me a chance, I can touch her feet, even if she screams at the little sister, she will only think that her hand is too strong, so it hurts Mei Niang, and I won't think it's me!

As soon as he figured it out, he became excited, stretched out his hand, and wanted to touch Wu Meiniang's feet, but his hand was stretched out just now, and he shrank back and didn't dare!

Li Zhi kept thinking in his heart: "Why am I so cowardly, how can I be cowardly, I am the crown prince, in addition to my father and emperor, I am the second warrior and the second bravest person in the world!" My father went into battle to kill the enemy and take the enemy's level, what a majesty it was, but I didn't even dare to touch a woman's feet, I was too useless! ”

Cutting off the head of the enemy general and touching the woman's little feet, these two things are not comparable at all, even if this woman is the Empress of Zetian, it still can't be compared together, but Li Zhi is now in a trance, and his head is full of Wu Meiniang, so he has to pull the two things together!

In modern times, this is called a man in love, who is dizzy by love, resulting in a zero IQ, but now Li Zhi is not an IQ of zero, it is simply a negative number, and he is confused!

No, I can't be so daring, I have to touch it! Li Zhi plucked up his courage and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab Wu Meiniang's feet!

Tonight, what a memorable one! With this hand stretched out, it was the victory of Li Zhi's heart, and he finally took the first step as a brave man!

Imagine, a few years later, when Li Zhi was wearing a dragon robe and sitting on the dragon chair, Wu Meiniang was wearing a phoenix crown and a xia veil, sitting aside.

Li Zhi looked at his beloved queen and said affectionately: "Mei Niang, do you remember that night" Wu Mei Niang lowered her head shyly and said softly: "Your Majesty"

At that moment, it will be so warm, so romantic, and what a memory!

It's a pity, it's a pity! Li Zhi stretched out his hand and grabbed it, but he didn't catch it!

To be a brave man, the first step is always difficult! Romantic memories are hard to achieve under the bed!

Li Zhi stretched out his hand and grabbed it, just in time for Li Yiren to use the wrong hand strength, the strength was a little bigger, and Wu Meiniang's head was in pain, her body couldn't help herself, her head was dodging back, she was sitting on the bed, her body leaned back, and her feet on the side of the bed were naturally lifted, so Li Zhi grabbed a void!

Li Zhi almost cried, I am a god, can't you make me brave, God, why are you so cruel and hit me so hard!

He hurriedly retracted his hand again, and finally had a bit of a thief's heart, and finally mustered up the courage of a thief, and it was even more difficult to make a thief, but it didn't work out!

Li Zhi's two hands were retracted, burying his face in his hands, it was so embarrassing, he had no face to see people!

Just listen to Li Yidao above: "Ah." I'm sorry, Mei Niang, your head has fallen off several times! Wu Meiniang cried and said, "Princess, the slave maid feels that her head hurts even more!" ”

Li Yiren sighed: "I'm sorry, Mei Niang, it's me who is not good, I shaved your head off!" "Yes, she is holding several heads in her hands now, coupled with Wu Meiniang's expression, she knows that it will hurt without thinking about it.

However, Li Yiren only sighed, and then said: "It's okay, Mei Niang, let's not shave our heads, I'll scratch your neck" Well, it can't be considered a neck" Oh, even if it's a neck! Come, Mei Niang, turn around, I'll scrape yours, the back of your head! ”

She didn't remember what it was, in fact, she wanted to tongue the Fengchi acupoint, which was parallel to the earlobes on both sides of the big tendons behind the forehead, and the Fengchi acupoint had many effects, such as treating headaches, eye strain, neck pain, stiff neck, insomnia, etc.

The female doctor in the palace didn't teach her wrong, this acupoint is indeed symptomatic for insomnia, but the problem is that she didn't remember, she remembered it at the time, and after taking Wu Meiniang's head and tongue down, she panicked and forgot about it!

Wu Meiniang thought to herself: "Will it break my neck?" She had no choice but to take off her shoes and go to bed, sit facing the bed, and let Li Yiren give her the "back of her head"

Li Zhi, who was under the bed, lifted his face from his hands, looked at the two embroidered slippers outside the bed, and thought to himself: "Only shoes are left"

Li Yiren poured another handful of scraping oil, smeared it on Wu Meiniang's neck, and said: "This time I'll be light, if you hurt, call it out, I'll scrape you somewhere else, you have to scrape for a long time, scrape several places, after scraping, you can sleep well!" ”

Wu Meiniang thought to herself: "My head has been shaved off, and my head is still oily, do you think I can still sleep?" Uncle, this princess and aunt are too good at tossing people, if you continue to toss like this, I'm afraid you'll never see my niece again! ”

Li Yiren took the jade board, gently scratched Wu Meiniang a few times, and asked, "Does it hurt?" ”

Wu Meiniang shook her head and said, "It doesn't hurt!" ”

"Okay, then I'll do some hard!" Li Yiren added three points.

This time, Wu Meiniang suddenly shouted: "Ah, it hurts! "Actually, she doesn't hurt, she just doesn't want Li Yiren to toss her anymore, that's why she called out!

Li Yiren was stupid, and said secretly in his heart: "I don't use much energy, maybe my method is wrong, I remember wrong?" Possibly, don't practice on the top of your head and neck, change to another place, and be safer somewhere else! ”

She said: "Mei Niang, you take off your clothes, I will scratch your back." ”

Wu Meiniang thought to herself: "I still need a tongue." I also have to take off my clothes! She gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, the slave took off her clothes!" ”

She took off her outer clothes and underwear as instructed by Li Yiren, exposed her back, and lay flat on the bed.

Li Yiren sat next to her, and when he saw that she was ready, he directly put the jade plate on her back and pulled it down!

I heard Wu Meiniang screaming, and then her body stiffened and stood still!

This scream frightened Li Yiren's hands trembling. The jade plate in her hand fell onto Wu Meiniang's back, and she shouted: "Meiniang." Mei Niang, what's wrong with you, what's wrong with you, wake up! ”

I saw Wu Meiniang's eyes closed, motionless, I don't know if she is dead or alive!

Li Yiren was so panicked, she didn't expect that shaving thin would shave out people's lives, could it be that Wu Meiniang was killed by her own tongue? No, I didn't make much effort!

Looking at Wu Meiniang's back, she suddenly remembered that she didn't smear the shaving oil just now, and she started to shave it directly, but even if she didn't smear the oil, it wouldn't be like this!

Li Zhi was under the bed, and was also startled by Wu Meiniang's voice, thinking: "Why is it so miserable, could it be that Meiniang is dead?" ”