Chapter 186: Shangyuan Festival Incident (1)
The Shangyuan Festival is almost coming, and the entire Chang'an City is deeply immersed in a festive atmosphere! The only fly in the ointment is that in this valley not far from Chang'an City, there will always be earth-shattering thunderous sounds from time to time, and even the whole earth will shake a few times! At first, the people of Chang'an City were frightened, and they thought it was the earth dragon turning over (earthquake), and they all rolled up important belongings to escape from Chang'an. Fortunately, I met Wu Hou patrolling in Chang'an, and I was told that it was not an earth dragon turning over, but that Chen Immortal was cultivating immortal law. After knowing the reason, the people were relieved and turned back to their homes.
Rumble!
Another deafening bang came into the city.
Those people who were fortunate enough to be guided by Chen Nan stopped what they were doing, looked in the direction where the voice came from, and their eyes were full of yearning: If this could be the same as Chen Shenxian, how good would it be?
However, they are just thinking about it. The 10,000 yuan a month's tuition fee alone was enough to discourage them.
Of course, not everyone knows Chen Nan's name.
It is located in an official post in the corner of Chang'an City, and an official post dedicated to receiving envoys from foreign countries.
"Baga! It's noisy! Which bastard is so immoral, making noise at two ends for three days, I must sue His Majesty the Tang Emperor, I must kill this bastard! ”
"That's right! This Tang people have so neglected us and other envoys from various countries, after I return to China, I must inform my monarch and ask him to send troops to recruit the Tang Dynasty. Dare to treat me so rudely, could it be that the Tang Emperor forgot the Jingguan set up in my Goryeo! ”
"That's right! You're right! This Datang"
According to tradition, after this New Year, those small tribes and small countries under the protection of the Tang Dynasty will send envoys to Chang'an to congratulate Boss Li. This year is no exception, not long after the New Year, this Chang'an City ushered in batches of foreign envoys. Even those countries that did not throw Boss Li's face in the past sent people, such as Goryeo. Since a few years ago, this Goryeo Kingdom defeated the Northern Expedition army of Emperor Yang Guang of Sui, this Goryeo Kingdom has been completely crazy. They thought that the Central Plains Dynasty that the old ancestor had warned them to be careful with was nothing more than that. Even after Boss Li ascended the throne, he asked Goryeo to dismantle the Jingguan that was piled up by the Sui army back then, but the Goryeo monarchs and ministers refused without hesitation!
This time, Gao Liken sent an envoy to Chang'an, and he was completely frightened by Boss Li's blitzkrieg mode. The entire monarch and people of Goryeo did not expect that this Boss Li would start a war when it was almost the end of the year, and it was one against two! What's even more odious is that this Datang army actually took less than a month to kill the opponent!
It's been less than a month! When the monarchs and ministers of Goryeo were still doing repeated research on whether to take the opportunity to threaten Boss Li and take some benefits from Boss Lee, news came from the Goryeo military that the Turks had been wiped out! In only half a month, the Tang Dynasty wiped out the main armies of the two major Turks, and the two Turkic khans were killed and captured.
This Turk has been wiped out, so it's a fart! As a result, the monarchs and ministers of Goryeo shifted the object of discussion, and the reasons why Yu Datang was like a spring and directly rose up conducted a long time of research and discussion! However, after discussing for a long time, the monarchs and ministers of Goryeo did not understand the reason why the Tang Dynasty could be so fierce, so there was a matter of the Goryeo envoy envoy to Chang'an.
As soon as the Goryeo envoy entered Chang'an, he was escorted by soldiers to the official post and waited for the Hajj to meet Boss Li after the Shangyuan Festival. This will, the officials of the entire Tang Dynasty are all magnified fakes, unless something major happens, who will work so dutifully?
The whole official post was not very large, so when the shouting and scolding of the envoy of the Wa Kingdom reached the ears of the Goryeo envoy, it immediately resonated with the Goryeo envoy. So much so that the Goryeo envoy roared loudly and vented his dissatisfaction!
As for why the envoys of the Wa Kingdom appeared here, it was entirely at the behest of their majesty. At this time, the emperor of the Wa Kingdom was Emperor Tuigu, who was also a qualified emperor, and after knowing that Boss Li's army had killed the two major Turks in just half a month. Emperor Tuigu immediately regarded Boss Li as an idol, and with a wave of his hand, he sent a large number of courtiers to sail to the Tang Dynasty on a small broken boat.
Although Boss Li has given his younger brother a long vacation, it doesn't mean that everyone can feel at ease to make a villain with his mother-in-law Haipi at home. As soon as the envoys from various countries arrived in Chang'an, the officials of the Ministry of Rites ended their holidays early, and some minor officials were sent to the official post by the Ministry of Rites to pay close attention to the every move of these foreign envoys.
"Fuck it! Lao Tzu's annual leave is over like this, not to mention, he dares to make a big fuss here, see if I don't tell our majesty this! So, when the envoys of the Wa Kingdom and Goryeo were shouting wildly, they had no idea that in one of the rooms of the post house there was a bearded Tang man who was holding a pamphlet and muttering about it
Under the shaking of the light, we can clearly see the first sentence of the pamphlet: "At three o'clock in the afternoon of the fourteenth day of the first month of the second year of Jeongguan, the envoys of Goryeo and the Japanese kingdom roared at the official post!" The envoy of the Japanese kingdom said that he would sue His Majesty, while the envoy of Goryeo threatened to destroy my Tang Dynasty."
And in a certain valley not far to the east of Chang'an City, there are several neat phalanxes standing at this time, a phalanx composed of thousands of people!
"You're a bunch of pigs! A bunch of pigs who couldn't be more stupid! the balls! I've been teaching you the operating procedures of this machine gun for so many days, but until now, there are still people with machine guns to smash people! Did I give you this gun for you to take to fight the enemy? I'm here to tell you! Tomorrow is the Shangyuan Festival, and those who have not practiced what I have taught you during this time will all cancel their holidays! The others who pass will not be used to train tomorrow and will have a day off. Now, disband! ”
Since he recruited his apprentices to explain the things that were going to go on the expedition, the next day, Chen Nan received the holy decree of Boss Li, and the holy decree was presented with a talisman for mobilizing soldiers and horses. According to the holy decree, after Chen Nan got 30,000 troops from Li Dajunshen, he hurriedly looked for a place to popularize the knowledge of thermal weapons operation at the end of the 20th century to these ancients
It's just that it seems that the receptivity of these ancients is not very strong, and after more than ten days of effort, Chen Nan is still so angry that he almost vomits blood by the predecessors of these ancients. Have you ever seen someone take a mine as a pineapple? Have you ever seen someone eat a steel helmet as a watermelon? Probably not, right?
However, Chen Nan has seen it! When the mine was brought to these ancients for the first time, there was a soldier of the age of an uncle who carefully put the mine in his arms, and bowed to Chen Nan vigorously to thank him, thanking Chen Nan for rewarding him with a big pineapple when they met him for the first time, and pondering that he would take it home for his little grandchildren to eat after the disbandment. Chen Nan, who was frightened, broke out in a cold sweat at the moment, and was very glad that this fool did not touch the starting device of the mine, otherwise, it would definitely be another accident with multiple deaths! In addition, when the first time these people were given jungle-style steel helmets at the end of the 20th century, there was a soldier who did not have good eyes, and when he saw the green pattern on the steel helmet, he opened his mouth and gnawed down, and directly broke several teeth. He also thought that Chen Nan was inviting them to eat watermelon
All this really made Chen Nan angry.
Even after ten days of teaching, it's still the same! The angry Chen Nan walked a lot heavier.
"Senior brother, you said that the master won't be angry with any illness, right? Why don't you show it to the master? Looking at Chen Nan's back as he turned around angrily, Cheng Chumo couldn't help but ask Sun Simiao beside him.
"Don't ask me! If you have the ability, you can show the master yourself! When he thought that when he had a relationship with Chen Nan in exchange for a scolding in exchange, Sun Simiao's heart was agitated, and after answering Cheng Chumo angrily, Sun Simiao turned around and left. (To be continued.) )