"Oops, this pee is so cool!" Zhang Dacang snorted, afraid of a ball, Steward Tong and Mrs. Tong are their own people, how can it be better to be caught by them than to be caught by Wu Song, and said with a smile: "Hey, Steward Tong, why are you here?" Oh, by the way, you must have been in a hurry to find the toilet, right? Zhang Dacang greeted warmly: "I just found a good place, why don't we solve it on the spot, and compare who can pee farther?" Zhang Dacang laughed in his heart, how can you be as far as me, you old prostitute, Lao Tzu is a ten-foot pee. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Zhang Cannon?" Before the boy steward could speak, the lady had already gritted her teeth and said, "Why are you in my inner courtyard?" Are you guilty of trespassing in the inner courtyard without permission? ”

"Madam, don't you know," Zhang Dacang said in shock: "The toilet in the outer courtyard is not enough, Sun Li, Zhao Si and others occupy the thatched pit every night and don't, it's really a rush to death, I really can't hold back and came to the inner courtyard, but I am not familiar with the inner courtyard, and I can't find the thatched house in the inner courtyard for a while, so I am good at doing things conveniently in this grass, polluting the flowers and plants of my wife, and the small crime deserves death!" ”

He didn't mention eavesdropping on their conversation, and only used it to mix up the food and listen to the public, thinking that the sin should be much lighter.

Who knew that the boy was shrewd and stared at him tightly: "Wouldn't you be the thief in Song'er's mouth?" ”

"How so?" Zhang Dacang was "furious" and said: "Wow, the child steward can eat indiscriminately, but he can't talk nonsense, and he is responsible, I have only been a thief in my life, and that is a thief who steals my heart." ”

When he heard the stealing heart, Steward Tong and his wife were slightly stunned, probably remembering the embarrassing thing just now. Steward Tong said: "Okay, you don't have to talk nonsense here, you can be honest, how much did you just hear about our conversation?" ”

Are you stupid for me? To be honest, Zhang Dacang insisted that they didn't dare to do anything to themselves, and they didn't admit it: "What did you just talk about?" I've just arrived, so I don't know what you're talking about. Gee, are you talking about giving me a raise? ”

"Yes, yes," Mrs. put her mind at ease: "Zhang Dacang, you are doing your duty to our Jin Mansion, and we just happened to be discussing the matter of giving you a salary increase." ”

"Oops, what's so embarrassing?" Zhang Dacang said with a smile: "It's just risen, and it's gone up again." Don't go up too much this time, just barely raise a few hundred taels. ”

"You want to be beautiful," Mrs. Kim said with a smile, "We're just discussing whether or not to give you a boost." ”

Madam really lies and doesn't blush, Zhang Dacang thought, don't take advantage of me at this time, really. At that moment, he looked at the boy steward and smiled lewdly: "Then how are you discussing?" ”

His pun made the boy steward not embarrassed, because only the boy steward knew that this thing was heard from the beginning to the end, but he couldn't do anything about it if he didn't admit it.

Mrs. Jin didn't think about it so much, she only smiled: "It's discussed, don't go up!" Well, it's late at night, I'm going to rest, you two go down quickly! ”

The boy steward took Zhang Dacang out of the inner courtyard, and suddenly turned to Zhang Dacang and said coldly: "If today's incident is known to a third person, I will take your head." ”

"What are you doing? When I'm scared? Zhang Dacang was taken aback, ignored his intimidation, and said with a smile: "Well, it's simple, it depends on whether the child steward understands or not!" Just kidding, Zhang Dacang thought, how could such a powerful character not blackmail?

"I don't want money," the boy steward was so angry that his beard curled: "If you want to blackmail me, I advise you to die of this heart, I can let you disappear quietly at any time." ”

This Zhang Dacang really didn't doubt it, and he didn't care so much, so he said boldly: "Don't forget, Madame watched the two of us come out." Seeing that the boy steward was thoughtful, Zhang Dacang put his mind at ease, hugged the boy steward on the shoulder affectionately and smiled: "Don't be so nervous, ah?" Steward Tong, how can we say that we are also colleagues, this, we still help and support each other. ”

The boy steward glanced at him and was silent, Zhang Dacang smiled awkwardly, patted his chest and promised: "Oops! I can't imagine that the boy steward is also a person in temperament, this, don't worry, God knows at this time, you know me, as long as you follow my wishes, I won't say it if you kill me. ”

The boy snorted in his nostrils: "I'm afraid I'm too busy to satisfy your desires." ”

Zhang Dacang laughed: "Where, where, don't say that, it makes me seem to be insatiable, my requirements are not high, and I don't need you to go to the soup or something, maybe I will be happy, and I can help you make Mrs. change her mind." ”

When the boy steward heard this, he really became energetic: "Is this true? As long as you can help me do this, I will depend on you. ”

"Of course it's true," Zhang Dacang saw his anxious appearance, and said in his heart, isn't this an old whore? He continued to guide: "You also know that I have done something, and now Madame and Miss I believe you are seeing what I am. ”

The boy steward nodded: "Your kid does have a bit of opportunistic skills, and now Mrs. and Miss are all respectful to you." ”

How did this person speak, Zhang Dacang scolded secretly, am I called opportunistic? Is that called real ability?

The boy steward ignored his white eyes and said to himself: "In this way, I will teach you a set of staff techniques today, which can make you count the first steps under the step!" As he spoke, he was about to unfold it, but Zhang Dacang hurriedly interrupted: "Wait, wait! "Why is this so familiar? Zhang Dacang secretly thought to himself, isn't this the line that the magical elder passed on to Lu Zhishen? Damn, am I as good as Lu Zhishen? I want to be anxious: "I don't learn, I don't learn!" ”

The boy steward didn't know what to do, thinking that Zhang Dacang didn't know what he was doing, and said: "I have a total of three apprentices, and the eldest apprentice ......."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhang Dacang: "I know, Lu Junyi, the eldest apprentice who called the Jade Qilin, is in Hebei, and the second apprentice, Lin Chong, the head of the leopard, is the head of the 800,000 forbidden army in the capital, but you may not know that he was framed by Captain Gao and has been assassinated in Cangzhou." The third apprentice, Shi Wengong, is the leader in Zengtou City! ”

The boy steward looked at him in surprise: "Who are you?" How do you know better than I do? ”

"You don't have to worry about this," Zhang Cannon said: "I also know that Wu Song is just your registered disciple, and you are going to Wutai Mountain to pass on this set of staff methods called Lu Zhishen, not to me." Then Zhang Dacang thought that if he helped him regain his wife's heart, would he not be out of the house? What about the flower monk?

Steward Tong was even more confused: "How do you know that I am going to Wutai Mountain?" ”

Zhang Dacang snorted: "Didn't you tell Mrs. just now?" I heard! ”

Seeing that he was about to ask again, Zhang Dacang hurriedly interrupted: "I think so, you don't need to pass me on any rod technique, in the future, be my assistant!" Don't worry, you don't need to follow all the time, as long as I tell you to do what you do, it won't make you embarrassed, and you will still be paid every month? ”