Chapter 709: This Game Is Exciting (4200)
Originally, Huang Feng still believed Qian Zhougang's words, after all, they said that they were reporting work. Although it is an exaggeration, it can be regarded as reasonable.
But now, it's not an exaggeration, it's outrageous. Someone who has a big left for you to kneel down and lick your feet? This is outrageous, and it sounds disgusting.
This was beyond his Huang Feng's ability, so he was also suspicious.
In fact, he, Huang Feng and Long Aotian, are one urine, beyond his ability, he should doubt whether others can do it.
"Let's talk about the point, you find a time to go to the army during the process, and you don't need it here."
Huang Feng finally spoke, and he was anxious! After all, all he wanted to know was the result. As for how majestic he Qian Zhougang is in the devil? He doesn't care.
"Huh? All right! ”
Qian Zhougang said helplessly: "Okay, let's make a long story short!" After asking me, Hideki Tojo went to call my cheap teacher, Shunroku Hatata.
After that, the major generals of those devils looked at me Qian Zhougang unpleasantly, and they didn't like me, so I looked at them even more unpleasantly.
I asked my new servant to go up and slaughter the lieutenant general, but the goods were useless and were slaughtered by others.
Originally, it was really cool to have a big Zuo as a maid! But let people kill them, is this still necessary?
And that's not all, those two goods are still in a hurry to come and kill me.
Oh my God! At that time, my gun was taken again.
I had to run around Okamura Ninji's office, and I was finally made to wait for the patrolling devils to come.
Those devils still need to be scrupulous when they shoot, but I Qian Zhougang doesn't need it, grabbed a few grenades, and blasted them over.
Ouch, you don't know! Bombing people with a grenade in Hideki Tojo's office, his office is big enough. I'm going to have to do everything I can to get the grenade from head to tail!
That's cool! I'll blast those grenades into the pile of devils, where there are many people, I will immediately throw them there, or I will go out with a grenade, you Long Aotian will fight for a lifetime and kill devils for a lifetime, you can only sigh at the dust! Haha......"
"Don't talk nonsense, get to the point."
Huang Feng said solemnly.
"Huh? All right! ”
Can't you pretend to be a joke?
Qian Zhougang said helplessly: "The final result is that I personally killed two lieutenant generals and several major generals. We all broke up after the fight, and because I received a document, I also went out to hide it. You should know what that information is, boss. ”
"Hmm. And after that? ”
Huang Feng asked a little impatiently.
After that, Tojo Hideki hurried back with Chihan Nyima and Chiha Chaoni.
She saw that his office was in a mess, originally he wanted to punish me severely, but he fooled me and gave me Chihan Nyima and Chiha Chaoni, and promoted me to be the lieutenant general of their devil country, hehe! ”
"Huh?"
This time, it's not just Long and Li. Except for two old Qing dynasty men. Everyone, including Huang Feng, was frightened.
What does this thing say? What did he say? He said that he actually became a lieutenant general in the country of devils? Oh my God, do you want to be so spoofed?
Is this still the world I'm in? A Chinese, he even said that he became a lieutenant general of the devil country. Am I hearing him talk about Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales? Or is it a ghost?
Well! At that time, there weren't that many types of books for them to read. They can only use these metaphors!
"Eh, eh...... What kind of expressions do you have? ”
Qian Zhougang is unhappy, yes, Lao Tzu is too lazy to prove it to you? It's just right to not believe it.
He said decisively: "Your expression tells me that you don't believe, of course, this is your right, you can choose not to believe."
And I don't need your faith. Because I Qian Zhougang killed devils, I never need to repay the credit. It has never been reported.
Of course, you still have witnesses. The two behind me are the Akahan Nyima and Akaha Chaoni brothers, that is, the two masters who followed Hideki Tojo in my story and were later snatched by me.
They were originally the emperor's Ouchi guards, but they directly protected the emperor, and they were coerced by Hideki Tojo to take them to his side to protect him.
After I Qian Zhougang passed, I snatched it from his Hideki Tojo. They were there at the time, two important characters in the story, and they could be witnesses for me.
However, I don't need it, the two masters are in my hands, which is enough to explain everything. Right? ”
"Huh? Oh, my God! Really? ”
At this time, everyone couldn't tell whether what Qian Zhougang said was true or false.
It doesn't matter if the rest is true or not, no matter what method he uses. These two masters are really in his hands. And obedient like two kittens.
If it weren't for these two old men, he Qian Zhougang would have been beaten by Long Aotian today so that his mother wouldn't recognize him.
Don't look at what Qian Zhougang said, the clouds are light and light, but everyone can imagine robbing people in the hands of Hideki Tojo. That's not your average hardship.
Wrong? It's not hard at all, it's simply impossible. It's a miracle. This is not China at all. What a man can do.
This story is really legendary, there is wood? At this time, everyone was not surprised, but shocked? And it's still terrifying and dumbfounded!
You Qian Zhougang seems to want to scare people to death! Everyone was so frightened that they couldn't speak, but they didn't know what to say, what to say? It's all mysterious!
It's not something they can intervene in. Unless you jump up and say that Qian Zhougang is a liar! But they are not Long Aotian.
People are reporting work, isn't there Brother Feng to distinguish the true from the false?
Besides, the two people of Chihan Nyima and Chiha Chaoni are still standing alive in front of them! Could it be that this Qian Zhougang will make up stories indiscriminately in front of two big people?
Aren't you afraid that people will demolish it for him?
"Ahh
Everyone seemed to have thought of a possibility at this time. That is, Qian Zhougang and Chihan Nyima, as well as Chiha Chaoni, they may have colluded?
Yes, it must be so, it must be so. Everyone finally found a flaw that was not a flaw, and they could finally give a reason to convince themselves.
Qian Zhou Ganggang didn't bother to pay attention to what they thought, and looked at Long Aotian and Li Guangguang decisively.
Said with a light smile: "So Brother Long and Brother Li!" Is it useful for you to kill those little devils? I, Qian Zhougang, didn't even count the killing of Okamura Ningji, you may not be able to reach my realm in this life!
There is no way to do this, people have their own aspirations, their own needs, and their abilities are different, and they can eat as much as they have when they have a big stomach. As big as the butt is as loud as it gets. Ha ha......
You're looking for quantity, but I'm looking for quality. This is not the same in nature, and of course it cannot be compared. ”
Li Guangguang hurriedly pulled Long Aotian, who was blowing his beard and glaring at Long Aotian, what are you talking about with him at this time? It is estimated that Brother Feng will definitely chase after him Qian Zhougang's tail, so that he will not be idle for a moment.
Sure enough, Huang Feng spoke again.
"Qian Zhougang, tell you not to talk nonsense, hurry up and continue, did you kill the more than 100 second-generation devil officials on Changchun Street?"
"Huh? Boss, how do you know? ”
This time it was Qian Zhougang's turn to be surprised, could it be that Huang Feng followed his tail to see it?
"Did you really do it?"
Huang Feng was just guessing, but Qian Zhougang's reaction made him nervous! Judging from his reaction, it is really possible that he did it.
No way? If you ask this casually, you can also ask the Lord? Huang Feng was shocked!
Everyone suddenly screamed in horror one after another, is this Qian Zhougang crazy today? Why do you dare to take anything on yourself? This is no joke! If something happens, it's fatal.
This newspaper was seen by many people at the time, after all, the fact that more than 100 ghost officials and the second generation were killed together to see Amaterasu Otori was too much to talk about and excited, and the degree of sensation was unprecedented.
Huang Feng pointed at Qian Zhougang and said, "You kid, you have really grown up!" I dare to do this kind of thing, I Huang Feng admires it!
Hehe! Isn't it strange that you don't know about this? It's all in the newspapers. It's just that the newspaper didn't say who did it!
When I saw the newspaper at that time, I thought that you were there, and I immediately had a faint hunch, feeling that it was very likely that your kid did it, but I didn't expect that wow, it was really your kid who did it.
Ha ha...... You're a great kid! This credit is great, more than 100 second-generation devil officials! This time, some of the devils are in chaos. Haha......"
Huang Feng said, looking at Long Aotian happily and said, "Brother Long, do you see it?" You, the king of devil killers, can only be out of reach if you kill for half your life. Ha ha......
Hurry up, Qian Zhougang hurry up and give me a detailed one, and I will repay you for it! ”
"Alright! Then I'll tell you about it. ”
The shock just now has not yet been over, and Qian Zhougang doesn't seem to have scared them yet. Keep telling his story!
"Huh! Look at what scares you, to be honest, this is just pediatrics, and it's even more terrifying that you can't sleep at night! Friendly reminder, the following story, don't listen to it if you're timid! I was really scared that I couldn't sleep at night. ”
Qian Zhougang spoofed a little before continuing to pretend to be super forced to go.
"This is not over, I took Chihan Nyima and Chiha Chaoni brothers out of Tojo Hideki's office, and when I came to the street, I happened to meet the second generation of officials of those devils and major generals, going out to play and killing, and returning from the game,
It was seen by Lao Tzu. In a fit of rage, I asked Chihan Nyima and Chiha Chaoni brothers to slaughter them all, hey, that situation at that time, it was so comfortable to kill!
That's a whole street! The last one, Shiro Ishii's son, is called Seiichi Ishii.
Because I wanted to save my life, I took him out to scare me, but it turned out that his Lao Tzu made a bacteriological bomb, and it was heard by reporters, and there were more than one reporter from one country, it was so lively at that time! ”
"Did you really do this?" Huang Feng was not calm anymore, and shouted urgently.
He can't die anymore, this matter was once in the newspapers, and then it spread everywhere.
Slaughtering all the second generation of devils in the devil's base camp is not a trivial matter! It's a big deal! Those who should know probably can't even think about it.
But there's no way to know exactly who did it. After all, this happened to the devils. It's not hard for people to hide it.
Unexpectedly, today Qian Zhougang said that he did it. I'll give you a lung! can do such a thing, has Huang Feng's limelight been stolen by him? He just wanted to make a joke about him just now, but he really didn't think that he really did it.
"Brother Qian! This is not a trivial matter, not that you must not admit it! It's not a credit anymore! Really, if you do it, it is estimated that the devils all over the world will have to settle accounts with you! ”
Huang Feng had to add, he was really afraid of this bragging rights. If you say that someone killed someone who passed by at that time and saw someone else killing, it was he who killed him, and then the matter is big.
"Of course, that Seiichi Ishii threatened me, and as soon as I was scared, I shot him in the head to suppress the shock."
"Huh...... Hahahaha......"
All of humanity laughed, ah no, it was the pigs of the whole world who laughed. The story is also too funny. Who believes?
But everyone else was just laughing, but Long Aotian was about to speak.
Long Aotian was the first to disagree. Lehe said: "Qian Zhougang, I really admire your speech ability. But your storytelling skills really don't drip. On the streets of Changchun City, you have done such a thing, and you can still stand here alive? Do you believe it? Do you believe it? Do any of you believe? Hahahaha...... Ouch, this is too spoof, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard since Long Aotian grew up. ”
"If it was my boss, or Brother Li, who said such a thing, I would definitely think that their heads were caught in the door. But you Long Aotian said! That's normal. Yes, there are many things in this world that you can't believe. That's it, Long Aotian, between us, PK is not over yet! Of course, if you throw in the towel, I don't care. But the condition that you put forward yourself, I must mention. If you don't throw in the towel, then it's my turn to play the next game, right? ”
Everyone nodded one after another, there is nothing wrong with this turn, what everyone is looking forward to is the next Qian Zhougang, what will he say? Earth-shattering words come.
"Hmm. Since everyone agrees, then I'll tell you, anyway, for you Long Aotian, it's absolutely unforgiving, and you don't dare to do it. Qian Zhougang deliberately stopped when he said this. You take Long Aotian to answer. But Long Aotian seems to be sober now. I didn't answer him at all. You say, if we don't dare to do it, we won't dare to do it. What can you do? You've got to tell the story, and I'll think about it again, if I really don't dare to do it?
Qian Zhougang saw that he didn't answer, and he didn't care about him, so he said directly: "Our second competition is to go to the devil headquarters in Kaifeng City, and pick three or two of all the devil lieutenant generals except for Shunliu Hatata." In front of all the devils present, take a gun and beat their heads into rotten watermelons, oh yes, the main condition is that you can't escape. Hmmm, this game is fun and exciting. You and Li Guangguang, who dares to go with me? ”
[This chapter was first published. Love. Yes. sound., remember the URL ()]