Chapter 213: It's all about fooling
Zheng Zaishuang said: "Our regulations are extremely strict, and they are all set by the father-in-law himself. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 I said, "Could it be that the heavens have destroyed you, maybe they just want to see their father?" "Zheng Zaishuang sneered again, and I found that she would have nothing else but sneer." He? He wanted to kill his father and take control of the Eight Gates directly. I'm just one of the stumbling blocks in his command of the Eight Gates. “
Ge Xuan sighed: "Alas~ I knew today, why bother in the beginning. I asked, "Then according to your meaning, the torture master still doesn't know about my existence?" Zheng Zaishuang shook his head lightly and said, "I don't know, usually the report is reported by the four of us commanders to the criminal master." “
I was stunned: "Four commanders? What do you mean, there are three more hangers like you? Zheng Zaishuang said: "Master Xing has four disciples, Tianxiong also told you in the letter before, but what he doesn't know is that I am only one of them. “
I asked, "Qinglong, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, Xuanwubei?" Zheng Zaishuang looked sideways at me and said, "How do you know?" I spread my hands: "If it's four, it must be these four things, who else can there be?" I'm guessing you're definitely Suzaku. Zheng Zaishuang shook his head and said, "This time you are wrong, I am the White Tiger." “
My inexplicable old face blushed, don't ask me why, I was subconscious. I coughed dryly and said, "Oh, I see." How are those three compared to you? Zheng Zaishuang said: "Each has its own strengths and weaknesses, if it is a single round of martial arts, I am the worst." “
I wiped my sweat and said, "Alas~ There are too many surprises, and they all turn into fright." Fortunately, Lao Tzu has a good heart. Have I seen those three? Zheng Zaishuang nodded and said, "Yes." I asked, "Who?" Zheng Zaishuang said: "It's not good for you." I was stunned: "Why?" Zheng Zaishuang said: "If you leak the news and let them know that you know their identity, they will do everything they can to destroy you." ”
I scratched my head and asked, "What do you mean, after you finish talking to me in a while, I can return to my place, right?" Zheng Zaishuang said: "Since I first met you in the Dilong Gang, I have recognized you, but I remember that you helped Tianxiong before, so I was not prepared to kill you immediately." Who would have thought that you would have been taking care of Zai Lu until last night when you were desperately protecting me and Zai Lu, and I didn't want to kill you anymore. After he said this, I suddenly remembered the image of her holding a sword around my neck.
I smiled bitterly a few times and said helplessly, "Then do I have to thank you?" Zheng Zaishuang said: "I really didn't expect you to take advantage of my serious injury and didn't kill me." I mean, are you stupid or kind? I smiled and said, "The fourth master said, we never take advantage of people's danger, and if we want to fight, we have to fight with dignity, right, senior brother." ”
Zheng Zaishuang sneered: "Stupid! I asked, "Why did you have to kill me?" I've hired you? Zheng Zaishuang said: "You have done so many things that affect the eight gates, if it weren't for me to know why you were able to go so far at once, I would have killed you a long time ago." ”
I laughed and said, "Do you want to know?" Zheng Zaishuang glanced at me and said, "I don't want to." I was stunned: "Why?" Zheng Zaishuang said: "Because I don't want to kill you now." I broke down and said, "What kind of logic are you?" You don't want to hear it, I have to tell you. Listen, it's called teleportation, and you can teleport anywhere you want. With that, I pointed two fingers to my temples.
Zheng Zaishuang said disdainfully: "I'm not in Lu. I smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, even if you know, you can't learn it, I've been practicing this since I was five years old, and I still haven't mastered it very well." Even if I teach you, by the time you practice, you will have several sons. “
Zheng Zaishuang finally changed his expression and said in surprise: "You actually know how to do magic?" I said with a proud face: "That's a must, you treat me as a vegetarian." As I spoke, I took out a cigarette pouch and shook it in front of her eyes and said, "Seeing this cigarette pouch, I'll put a spell mark on it now, no matter how you cut it, you believe it or not?" Zheng Zaishuang looked at me with an idiot expression.
I laughed and said, "Don't believe it, you see!" You know how sharp your sword is, and it stands to reason that you can cut it off without much effort with your sword. Come! You see! "I held the cigarette pouch in my left hand, and with a sharp swing of my sword with my right hand, the pouch was unscathed after the sword collided with the cigarette pouch. I took the cigarette pouch to Zheng Zaishuang and said, "See for yourself." ”
Zheng Zaishuang looked at the cigarette pouch in my hand in disbelief, because I used a lot of force to swing it just now, and it was right in front of her, she saw it really herself, and she couldn't fake it at all. Ge Xuan in the distance sat there and shook his head helplessly. I made a shushing gesture to him, and Ge Xuan nodded and didn't speak.
Zheng Zaishuang asked in surprise, "How did you do this?" If you have this magic, aren't you invulnerable? I raised my eyebrows: "What do you think?" But who would take out this kind of big move without having to do it, isn't this also a little surprise for you after you said so much. ”
Zheng Zaishuang was still looking at the cigarette pouch and sighed: "There is such a magic in the world? Why have I never heard of it? I pretended to be unfathomable and said, "Young man, there are people outside of people, and there are heavens outside of heaven." No one can master all the secrets of the world, and no one will be invincible to heaven and earth. If you organize and name the Eight Sects of Soldiers, don't you understand that there is no one thing in this world? Just like I said before about your martial arts, yin and yang are connected, yang and yin are dissolved, yin is with yang, yang is with yin, all are indispensable, so nothing is absolute. Zheng Zaishuang was stunned for a moment and said, "Now that I think about it, there is indeed some truth. ”
I laughed secretly in my heart, sure enough, it was born by a parent, although you are much smarter than your brother, but compared to me, you are still far behind~ simple little pot friend~ Ahahaha. I said to Zheng Zaishuang seriously: "The world is divided into yin and yang, yang is the top, and yin is the bottom." Just like in our world, you are only half of you now, and your other half after death. Everyone's fate is predestined, and how much yin virtue you lose, how much punishment you will receive. To give you a simple example, if you cheat me out of a penny, sooner or later God will take it away from you. As the so-called good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is good reincarnation, if you don't believe it, look up, who will the sky forgive? ”
Zheng Zaishuang looked at me with wide eyes, unable to say a word. I saw that Zheng Zaishuang was a little stunned, and continued to flicker: "If you want to know the cause of the past life, the recipient of this life is, and if you want to know the effect of the future life, the person who does it in this life is." Think back to the first half of your life, what did you do? Since God has let you live again, he naturally has his reason, Amitabha Buddha ~ The donor is good for himself ~" After saying that, I turned around and went out, leaving Zheng Zaishuang and Ge Xuan with shocked faces.
After I came out, I laughed, and Ping Yixi, who came over, asked me, "Brother, what are you laughing at here?" Why did I cover my mouth, waved my hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, let's get busy!" At this time, Ge Xuan, who was behind him, said slowly beside me: "I admire your flickering skills more and more. “
I looked sideways at Ge Xuan and said, "How is it?" I'll just ask you how are you? Ge Xuan gave me a rare thumbs up and said, "Originally, I thought you were just teasing her with a cigarette pouch, but I didn't expect you to say so many big truths later, where did you hear about it?" “
I wondered, "Don't you know?" Ge Xuan said: "Some know, some don't, I'm just curious that I'm with you every day, I've never seen you read a book once, write a word, only see you eating, drinking and having fun, how did you say something like that, it's unbelievable." “
I was unconvinced: "What do you mean that I just eat, drink and have fun, when were you blind?" Ge Xuan smiled: "Could it be that these are all your words?" I nodded: "Nonsense, Lao Tzu is also a good young man over there, okay." It's like you, it's too bad. The opportunity to take you back and see it will open your eyes. ”
Ge Xuan smiled: "How is this possible. I smiled and said, "It seems that you are moved, you are a cultivator." Ge Xuan smiled: "Everyone is curious, but my curiosity is not so strong." I said, "Please, master, he will send you over to play." ”
Ge Xuan smiled: "What are you kidding, if you can do this, won't the master become a god?" I said, "There is yin and yang in the world... Ge Xuan interrupted me and smiled: "Don't fool me, I didn't know you for the first day." But it seems that what you said touched her a lot. Now that we've identified our opponents, it seems that I'll have to talk to my master. “
I said, "What can you do with him?" must have said to us with a sly face, since I have already handed over the matter to you, you can do it yourself, I have to leave in advance. Ge Xuan smiled: "Don't say that you really learn from the master." I said angrily, "Get out, you're a." Ge Xuan said: "Don't talk to you poorly, I'll go get some water, it's time to change the medicine for them." “
I said, "Do you need my help?" Ge Xuan waved his hand and said, "No need, I can do it myself." I put my hands behind my head and said, "No need to pull it, I'm going to eat." With that, I walked towards the antechamber. It was time for dinner, and there were already a lot of people, so I found an empty table and said, "Get me two dishes." ”
Old Guo Tou looked at me with a smile on his face, walked over and said, "Why are you so happy today?" I smiled and said, "Eat less than one meal." Old Guo Tou smiled: "What are you talking about?" I said, "To tell you the truth, if there are such waves one day, I don't know if I can bear it." ”
Old Guo Tou frowned and said, "And?" I waved my hand and said, "Just kidding." Lao Guo Tou smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go and ask the kitchen to fry two dishes for you." I said to Chanjun, "Bring me a pot of wine." Chanjun was settling the accounts, and said without raising her head: "Come and get it yourself, I'm not free now." ”
I had no choice but to take a small pot of wine from the front desk, Chanjun still lowered her head and said, "It's deducted from your salary." I smiled and said, "Whatever, anyway, my money is of little use except for eating and drinking." I took a jug of wine back to my seat and began to pour myself a drink.
After a while, Jack came running in, and saw me sitting there, sitting next to me, taking the flask in my hand, throwing the lid away, and leaning his neck away. After finishing it, he frowned and said, "Damn, how is it wine." I pointed to my cup and said, "Why have you ever seen a tea drinker like this?" ”
Jaeke stopped Zheng Jae-ro, who had just passed by him, and said, "Go, get me a pot of water." Zheng Zailu nodded and left. Why did you drink it yourself? Jack asked me as he patted the dirt off his body. I frowned and fanned the dirt back and forth in front of my face: "Where did you run here?" It fell like a donkey. “
Jack laughed, "I played a game with them today, yes." So saying, he ran out, took two round things from his horse's bag, and ran back and put them on the table. I picked one up and patted it and said, "Damn, it's a good elasticity." Jack pointed to the ball in my hand and said, "How's it going?" Is it the same as what you said? “
I flipped my hand and said, "That's good, but it's a pity it's a one-off." Jack waved his hand and said, "No, you see there is a mark here, turn this small mouth out is the mouth of the inner tank, inflated, and can be used infinitely until it is kicked out." "I took the ball in my hand, stretched it out, palmed it, and let the ball land naturally, and the ball bounced to my thigh or so instantly. I stopped the ball, and when I lifted the ball back into my hand, I said excitedly, "It's good to be flexible, that's what you're kicking this afternoon?" ”