Chapter 39: The Big Joke
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(Sun Yan took Ji Xiaoman back to the house.)
In the room, while making tea, he listened to Ji Xiaoman.
After Xiao Man's father took the elixir, not only did the poisonous miasma in his body disappear, but his sick body was healed all of a sudden, and even the memories lost over the years began to be remembered again.
Of course, Sun Yan knew that this was the effect of the Ten Thousand Years Zhu Guo, and the Zhu Guo originally had the effect of enlightening the mind and improving the mind. Long Er added 10,000-year-old vermilion fruit and several other medicinal materials to the formula of the Ice Muscle Jade Bone Pill to restore his mind after being eroded by the demon miasma.
After making tea, he handed Ji Xiaoman a cup and brought a cup himself.
"Brother Sun," Xiao Man's quiet and soft voice came from the side, "Thank you......"
"It's nothing," Sun Yan slowly drank his tea, "It's a matter of effort!" β
"Although it may be a gesture for Brother Sun, for Xiao Man, this is an unforgettable kindness......
"No big deal!"
"This kindness and virtue, even if the little woman is tied to the grass ring, it is difficult to repay ......"
"Xiaoman, you're polite!" Continue to drink tea.
"I ...... Can I make a personal promise? β
Sun Yan choked out a sip of tea, coughed vigorously, and looked again, only to see Miss Xiaoman kneeling there shyly, kneading the corners of her clothes with both hands, and her face was simply redder than when she reflected the morning glow just now.
He shouted, "No!! β
Miss Xiaoman pursed her mouth: "Why?" β
Sun Yan said: "I have a girlfriend!" β
"Then you still seduce that dragon girl!"
"I didn't seduce her!"
"And Huang Rong!"
"What's wrong with Huang Rong?" Sun Yan picked up the teacup, "Please drink tea...... Hey, you're really drinking, huh? You don't even know how to 'serve tea and send off guests'? β
Finally drove Xiao Man out, Sun Yan returned to the table and shook his head helplessly.
It turns out that Miss Xiaoman looks like a good girl on the surface, but in essence, she is actually a little sister, and she is really not shy.
I sat there and continued to drink tea, and after a long while, there was a soft knock on the door.
Sun Yan said directly: "Not here!" β
"Brother Sun," Ji Xiaoman's voice sounded outside, "I was joking just now, I will never make such an excessive request again." β
Sun Yan said: "Hmm. β
Ji Xiaoman's voice continued to come outside the door: "Brother Sun, since I can't be your girlfriend...... Can I be your sister-in-law? β
"This ...... No problem. β
"Then, the little sister has learned some immortal techniques from the master in the past few days, can Brother Sun help the little sister take a look and see how the little sister is practicing?"
"Hmm...... All right! "Anyway, she is also a member of the Yanhuang Group, what kind of immortal art she has learned, as the captain of the team, it is indeed necessary to understand. He jumped up, walked to the door, and opened it: "Then come in...... Belch! β
What's going on?
At this moment, Xiao Man is wearing a pink half-arm knee-length skirt, her jade hands and calves are exposed, and her feet are wearing exquisite sandals. If there is a girl dressed like this, you can tell at a glance that she is from outside the ****, which middle thousand worlds or the world, the world of desire, and a girl from a non-famous family.
Of course, this is not an important matter, after all, Sun Yan himself came from the Nether.
The key is that she has an extra pair of pointed fox ears on her brain, as well as a fluffy fox tail sticking out from the back of her skirt, which makes her petite more cute like an anime girl.
His eyes widened: "What is this?" cosplayοΌ β
The petite fox-eared girl whispered: "This is the little sister's newly learned immortal art, called 'fox change', the master said that all kinds have their own characteristics, and the characteristics of the fox clan are 'change', so first turn yourself into a fox fairy, and then borrow the fox fairy's change ability to become other things, there will be some unexpected effects." β
Turning around, with his back to Sun Yan, he pulled up his skirt with both hands back: "Brother Sun, do you see that little sister's fox tail has become good-looking?" β
As she moved, the roots of the fluffy foxtail and the half-round buttocks were exposed. Under her skirt, she was indeed wearing trousers, which were white briefs, but in order to allow the foxtail to stretch out, the briefs were pulled down a lot, almost wrinkled across the legs, it is conceivable that if she turns around, these pants are estimated to be able to block those Xu Rui'er at most, and the entire lower abdomen will be exposed.
"Brother Sun, what do you think of the little sister?" The fox-eared girl turned her head and looked at him with a grin, her little ass still swinging, and the cute fox's tail swayed.
I said, don't you feel ashamed of that? You did it on purpose, right? You definitely did it on purpose......
Looking out from the top of her head, in the distance, someone was already passing this way, so I had to pull her in first, so that others would not see her shameful appearance. The fox-eared girl turned around and went around to the other end of the low table, her short skirt floated up, and the scenery under the skirt loomed: "Brother Sun, is it good-looking?" β
Sun Yan shouted: "It's not good-looking! "I'm not a fox tail controller.
"So, what about this?" The fox-eared girl slapped her hands, and with the sound of "bang", green smoke rose up, and she became a little girl about seven or eight years old. The little girl came to the boy's side, pulled the corner of his clothes, raised her head, and said angrily: "Big brother, I want to eat lollipops......"
Sun Yan said angrily: "I'm not Luo Likong!" "And you've become too small, if you control it like this, you're a scumbag, okay?
Isn't that okay? Xiao Luoli changed again, and with the green smoke rising, she became an adult version of Xiao Man in her thirties, with her chest half-exposed, and her charm was particularly charming: "Young man, you have a lot of ideas, learn love from me!" β
Sun Yan said angrily: "I'm not a royal sister either!" β
The adult version of Ji Xiaoman thought to himself, is it still not possible? Shake up and change again, leather shoes and leather whips, and step on the low table......
"Don't make me a queen, the one I hate the most is the queen." Sun Yan was crazy.
Doesn't that work? It seems that there is only a killer feature! The green smoke rose again, the girl jumped on the bed, and became a cat girl with cat ears and cat tail, the cat tail was cocked from under the skirt, and the delicate body was lying on the bed, the cat's ears trembled, and she called softly: "Meow ......"
Sun Yan bent over, his hands drooped, and said weakly: "Have you learned these things with Teacher Feng in the past few days?" β
Cat-girl-like, on all fours, crawled out of bed, crawled under his belly, knelt there, and turned her head. Sun Yan was stunned: "Xiao Man? She lowered her head: "Why can't I like you?" β
Sun Yan had a headache: "I didn't say you can't like me...... "These are two different things, right?"
"Is it because I hurt you? But I know it's wrong," Ji Xiaoman whispered, "If you want revenge, then torture me, no matter how you torture me, I won't resist." Otherwise, you will let me repay the favor, I will not fight with the Xiangxiang Fairy, nor will I fight with others, if you don't want people to know, in normal times, we can pretend that nothing happened, whether it is a junior or an underground lover, even if it is just ***, I don't care......"
"But I have what I know," Sun Yan said in a low voice, "Xiao Man...... I have a girlfriend. β
The cat girl raised her head and burst into tears: "But I ......"
"Xiao Man...... Don't pretend to be pathetic to me...... Useless ......"
The cat girl was silent for a while, slowly stood up, and with a "bang", with the light smoke changed back to its original appearance, and walked out of the door lonely. Coming to the door and opening the door, she lowered her head: "I won't give up!" "Lonely and lonely to go out.
Sun Yan was cruel and let her leave like this......
Ji Xiaoman hurriedly returned to his room, closed the door, and then banged the door with his head.
Stupid stupid stupid, knowing that pretending to be pitiful is useless, he still pretends to be pitiful in front of him.
But this is not the right result! She ran to the bedside, pulled out a lot of comics, and some books in the human world, and then knelt on the side of the bed and quickly flipped through them.
In this world, there can never be a person without weaknesses. And as Master said, everyone will have their own preferences, like Brother Sun, who is not particularly interested in anything, but dispensable, is either born indifferent, or secretly hides more special and strong hobbies.
Is Brother Sun an indifferent person? Of course not, if he was really an indifferent person, he wouldn't help her find the Ice Muscle Jade Bone Pill, if he was an indifferent person, it would be easier to accept her, and there would be no harm to him anyway.
Since he is not an indifferent person, then, as Master said, he is a "partial eater", which is like a person who is not a picky eater, who is dispensable for any dish, has no special liking or dislike, and a picky eater does not want to eat the dishes he doesn't like, but when he encounters something he likes, he can't resist the temptation. In the same way, the reason why I haven't been able to conquer him yet is because I haven't been able to find his g. point.
So, where is Brother Sun's g. point?
I originally thought he was from the human world, if he had any "special preferences", he couldn't be a fox-eared girl, a cat-eared girl or something, but it turned out to be right? She quickly flipped through the comic book in her hand: "Luo Li is not, the royal sister is not, and the mature woman is not...... Sister control? I called myself a little sister in front of him, and he didn't seem to react! Old Lady Dominating ...... Damn, is this really being controlled? Perverted! Fox ears and cat ears are not ...... Microemulsion? Alas, if that's the case, he's going to like me, not the fragrant fairy......"
Seeing that the comics were about to be finished, she didn't have the patience to read them anymore.
What the hell is it? She threw it backwards in anger, and the comic book slammed into the wall, snapped, and fell to the ground. She stretched out her hands, like a zombie, and half leaned down on the bed...... It seems that there is really no way......
Time passed so slowly.
The wind blew into the room, blowing the comic book with a bang, and before I knew it, I turned to the last page, and on that page, there were several comic girls with glasses. It's a pity that the depressed girl fell asleep in frustration, dreaming of a concubine with a young man.
Alas, classmate Xiaoman, you have to practice the whole set of exercises, and you have to see the whole set of secrets...... Keep up the good work!
Sun Yan lay on the bed and sighed.
was directly speechless by Xiao Man.
It's even more terrible to be liked by her than to be treated as an enemy by her.
To be honest, Xiao Man's appearances just now are really cute, if they are photographed and put on the Internet, I don't know how many otaku girls in the human world will be fascinated. Although I don't control those, I feel very eye-catching just by looking at it.
And she is simply a combination of punches, which is difficult to resist, to be honest, Sun Yan has already been made by her. It's a pity that she actually used the trick of "pretending to be pitiful" later, don't use the same trick on the Saint Seiya for the second time, she doesn't understand this truth, she still has to continue to work hard.
For Sun Yan, the trick of "pretending to be pitiful" is directly ineffective, this is like an online game, although Sun Yan has deep defense, but for Xiao Man's series of attacks, he is not completely immune, so in Xiao Man's combination punch, his head keeps beating "-1", this is "forced blood deduction", until she uses her usual trick again to "pretend to be pitiful", as a result, the word "immunity" jumped directly on his head, and then took the opportunity to return to blood and kill her with one blow.
The problem is, this girl is the style of the little sister at all, not ashamed, shameless, unscrupulous for the sake of the end, I really don't know how many tricks I have to come up with in the future.
I really miss the time when I was in the rookie group and was secretly targeted by her as an enemy.
Xiao Man like that is much easier to deal with. This is a meaningless chapter,If you are a genuine user of the starting point,The PC side can be refreshed after the normal chapter update at 3:30,The mobile client can re-download the chapter,If you are looking at piracy,Please go to the starting point website or download the mobile phone"Starting point reading",Pay to read "Confucianism and Taoism Overlord of the World"γ This is a meaningless chapter,If you are a genuine user of the starting point,The PC side can be refreshed after the normal chapter update at 3:30,The mobile client can re-download the chapter,If you watch the pirated version,Please go to the starting point website or download the mobile phone"Starting point reading",Pay to read "Confucianism and Taoism Overlord of the World"γ This is a meaningless chapter,If you are a genuine user of the starting point,The PC side can be refreshed after the normal chapter update at 3:30,The mobile client can re-download the chapter,If you are looking at piracy,Please go to the starting point website and (to be continued.) )