Chapter 247 The hard lady grinds tofu

Back at the house, Li Fuyao was thinking about things alone in Ximen Qingswen's study. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

There are still nearly ten months before Wu Song returns to Qinghe County.

As Ximenqing, he needed to stay in Qinghe for ten months, during which there were only two things: hooking up with Pan Jinlian and instigating her to poison Wu Dalang.

As for the other women of Simon's officials, they gave up decisively.

But how to find this reason...... Ximen Qing is not happy without a woman, if he suddenly has a pure heart and few desires, those warblers and warblers in Ximen's mansion are afraid that they will make a fuss.

Headache.

Just as he was thinking about it, a woman in her twenties and fifties walked into the room, her breasts were half leaking, and she sat on Li Fuyao's lap with a smile, her snow-white legs were shocking.

"What are the officials thinking?"

Li Fuyao laughed dryly, "I want to do something about the shop." ”

This woman's name is Li Bei'er, because when she was born, the congratulatory person gave a pair of fish-shaped bottles, so she got her name.

Li Bei'er was born very white, the kind of perverted white tenderness, and was accepted as a concubine by Cai Jing's son-in-law, the famous Liangzhong scholar, and her status was very prominent. But Mrs. Liang Zhongshu was very jealous and extremely vicious, and the concubine was buried in the back garden after she was killed, so Li Bei'er could not get close to Liang Zhongshu, and only lived with her adoptive mother in the outer study.

Later, there was an accident in Liang Zhongshu's family, and Li Bei'er brought a large amount of jewelry and his adoptive mother to Tokyo in the chaos, and married Hua Zi, the nephew of the flower eunuch, who was in the main room.

The flower eunuch told the old man to return to his hometown, and Hua Zixu and Li Bei'er came to live in Qinghe County, and their house was next door to Ximen Qing's house.

Hua Zixu later died, and Li Bei'er married Jiang Zhushan, but this product couldn't satisfy Li Bei'er, so he took the opportunity to sweep Hua Zixu out of the house, and Li Bei'er happily married Ximenqing.

Li Bei'er's life experience is quite tortuous and bizarre, her personality is complex and multifaceted, she is vicious and ruthless to her two husbands, Hua Zixu and Jiang Zhushan, but she was conquered by Ximenqing and became gentle and elegant.

Therefore, it is really not just a matter of saying that the Ximen officials are doing a good job.

At this moment, this beautiful lady smiled very ...... An ambiguous look that everyone understands, "The slave family came to give ideas to the officials." ”

However......

What a hairy idea.

The woman directly put her hand into Li Fuyao's clothes.

The little hands are cold.

Li Fuyao shuddered.

originally wanted to push Li Bei'er away, but then I thought that this woman was Eunuch Hua's niece and daughter-in-law, and Ximen Qing was able to catch Cai Jing, and Li Bei'er and Eunuch Hua contributed a lot.

If she is snubbed, this woman is angry and asks Eunuch Hua to come forward and invite Cai Jing to clean herself up, then the task will be yellow.

And if you want to hook up with Pan Jinlian, you have to make sure that the inner courtyard does not catch fire.

Come on, let's go.

So I silently shed tears in my heart...... For the sake of history, I gave everything to it.

Li Bei'er's little hands were cold, and after finding that the big officials had reacted, he squatted down, and Li Fuyao suddenly felt ...... This tongue is also superb.

After some ecstasy, Li Bei'er lifted the hem of her skirt and straddled the lap of the big official to grind tofu.

In the study, it was snow-white.

Shocking white.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise.

Finally, Li Bei'er went satisfied...... I have to say that although our historical maintenance workers do not have the talent of Ximen officials, they have rich experience and skills in later generations, and they have learned Kato Eagle's one-yang finger, but Li Bei'er did not find the problem of Ximen Qing being replaced.

Li Bei'er is gone, and Li Jiao'er is gone.

At night, Li Fuyao just lay down in me, and this little concubine came into the room again.

After closing the door, his clothes fell to the ground, leaving only his belly pocket to crawl on the big official, and there was no verbal communication, and he did it if he didn't agree with him, and it was an extremely barbaric and rude way.

Waiting for Li Fuyao to react again, he sat down directly and began to grind tofu.

Li Fuyao was in pain and happy.

I was hurt by 10,000 points in my heart, and I suddenly understood that a woman who had no status in ancient times.

I'm no different from them now.

Day after day like this, Li Fuyao's iron-beaten body couldn't bear it, and finally he had an idea, feeling that only the Buddha could save him.

So one night, after wandering with Meng Yulou and Zhuo Diu'er, he slept naked all night, fell seriously ill, and immediately said to many concubines that everything was going to be bad recently, and he wanted to go to the temple to draw lots.

In advance, someone went to buy the monks in the temple.

Then with a bunch of female dependents, go to the temple to find a monk to draw lots, this old monk looked sad and said "Official, are you having frequent sexual affairs recently, Li Fuyao laughed and said I have countless beautiful officials in Ximen, of course, life must be happy.

The ladies on the side had stars on their faces and felt that the officials were so attractive.

The monk smiled bitterly and said that it was because the officials had too much sex that led to the neglect of the Buddha, so the officials were not only sick, but also broke their fortunes in the future, so for the sake of today, the officials should abstain from sex for a year.

This reason is also perfunctory.

Li Fuyao looked of course unconvinced, but he pretended to be curious and said: "This big official has no daughters and no joy, and he also respects the Buddha, is it really necessary to abstain from sex for a year, it is better to torture me." ”

The monk then took out the signature and said that this sentence "Yi Nu Pan Peach Water Lotus" has an explanation, the big officials do not need real abstinence, Pan Peach, as long as you find a woman surnamed Pan, this woman has a "lotus character" in her name is the best.

Li Fuyao laughed, lifted the table of the senior monk and said something to let you talk nonsense and leave.

The monk dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, but his heart was happy.

The person who came from the big official last night gave him 300 yuan of sesame oil money, so that he could cooperate with him, let alone flip the table, he could accept it with a slap in the face, 300 yuan.

300 is a huge amount of money, 100,000 yuan in later generations.

The monk didn't know that the sesame oil money that Li Fuyao handed over to that person was four hundred yuan.

Of course, Li Fuyao didn't know.

is willing to give so much money to the temple, one who regards money as dung, and the ill-gotten wealth of Ximenqing is also very good to send to the temple.

In the eyes of many beauties, the big officials don't believe in evil and still sing songs every night, which is excellent.

But two days later, a small shop of the big official caught fire, and all the stock was burned to the ground, with a loss of nearly 1,000 taels.

Now there is no reason for everyone to believe it.

Li Fuyao took him to the temple to see the monk, and after listening to some edifying remarks, he returned to the mansion and said bitterly that I don't want to do this, all the ladies know me, and without your company at night, it is really like going to prison.

But...... Who told us to offend the Buddha?

Therefore, abstinence, a year later, the husband will regain his vigor and let the ladies be happy.

The reason is strong enough.

The inner courtyard of Simon's Mansion was rare and unopposed...... After all, it is a fact that the shop burned down, and it is a fact that the sick body of the big official has not healed, especially after three days of abstinence, the big official suddenly recovered......

This is even more convincing.

Abstinence succeeds!

However, the sequelae came, and Li Bei'er began to hook up with the male servant in the house.

Li Fuyao opened one eye and closed one eye, anyway, he was not his wife, and he would never touch him again in the future.

The next task of his own hook up Pan Jinlian.

Half and half!

PS: Does anyone know where the chapter names come from?