Zhang Dacang was thinking about it, and suddenly there was another pain under his feet, and Miss Jin said arrogantly: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, if you don't play, you will automatically abstain!" ”

Zhang Dacang shook his senses, and saw that the master and girl on the stage were already standing on the stage, nervously searching for Zhang Dacang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"If the girl's companion doesn't show up again, it will be considered a waiver," the master of ceremonies urged Master Li beside him.

Just when everyone was talking, a loud voice sounded: "It's here, it's ......" Zhang Dacang cheekily stepped onto the stage in front of everyone, and then walked straight to Master Li and stood still, and did not forget to smile and wave to everyone in the audience.

The audience laughed, everyone was dressed in white, holding a folding fan, and then looking at this person, he was dressed in coarse linen clothes, and he was still dressed as a subordinate.

"Teacher, girl, if you can't find a good talent, you can invite me......"

"That's it, that's it, at least it's not a shame......"

Mrs. Jin and Miss Jin also had black lines on their faces, thinking that Zhang Dacang must not say that it is our family's nursing home, otherwise the Jin family's face will be lost.

Zhang Dacang completely ignored everyone's ridicule, and whispered to Master Li: "I'm sorry, Miss Shishi, I'm late." ”

Master Li smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, just in time." ”

Seeing that everyone had arrived, the master of ceremonies said in a loud voice: "Okay, everyone, please be quiet, now I announce the official start of the Oiran Competition, and the first thing to do is the first one, Fighting Poems." The rule is one sentence per person, each sentence needs to be neatly matched with the previous sentence, and it also rhymes, and each person has a time limit of one bucket of rice per sentence until the last person wins. ”

Zhang Dacang's face turned green when he heard it, because the poems he memorized before were basically useless, this is an improvised poem, which is the most test of literary talent and a person's wit, and it is also the most difficult.

"I'll come first," Zhou Yifeng took the lead and said, "The green lotus leaf floats on the water." ”

Mu Qiubai thought for a moment, and also stepped forward and said: "

Nestled in the willow wind. ”

Zhang Dacang blurted out without thinking: "My brother is good at bed!" ”

"Hahaha," everyone laughed again, the master of ceremonies looked at the judges, and then at Zhang Dacang, and said embarrassedly: "This and this, this and this, ......"

Master Li also blushed, eager to find a crack to get into, and called the person he trusted.

"What is this," Zhang Dacang looked at the master of ceremonies impatiently and said: "The prescribed battle is neat and rhymes, what am I not satisfied with?" ”

Everyone was right when they thought about it, but they didn't say it in advance, and they couldn't be so vulgar, and they were exploited by Zhang Dacang.

"What kind of second son," Zhang Dacang urged, "You hurry up and continue, or you will be sentenced to lose." ”

Before a bucket of rice began to leak, he urged urgently, and he looked like he was the master of ceremonies.

Zhou Yifeng glanced at him and said lightly: "The faint clouds are far away in the sky." ”

Mu Qiubai didn't wait for Zhang Cannon's urging, and hurriedly followed: "The sun is shining in the sky." ”

Zhang Dacang swore again: "Sister, you are screaming under you." ”

He found the pattern, as long as it was his turn, he didn't even have to think about it, so that his sister, brother, sister, brother, father, uncle...... He used it all over again.

After more than ten rounds of fighting, Mu Qiubai gradually lost his strength and was defeated, Zhou Yifeng also thought about it longer and longer, but Zhang Dacang became more and more courageous the more he fought, faster than once. Finally, when the fight reached more than 30 rounds, Zhou Yifeng exceeded the stipulated time and was also defeated.

"In the first round," the master of ceremonies took the stage and announced loudly, "Yuxianglou wins." After waiting for a wave of warm applause, he continued: "In the second round, I will make the lyrics, and I will ask Lord Liang to make a question." ”

Liang Zhongshu stood up, shook his head and said: "The old man likes plum blossoms the most in his life, so it's better to take plum blossoms as the theme." ”

Mu Qiubai was overjoyed and said hurriedly: "I'll come first." ”

As he spoke, he didn't wait for a response and began to chant:

The white gull asked me if I stayed in the lonely boat and left my heart?

If the heart stays, what is the reason to lock the brow?

The wind beats the small curtain and the light is faint, and the idle shadow is deserted, reminiscing about the old tour.

Is the old tour the old tour now? Flower outside the building, willow boat.

Dreams are also dreams, dreams are not dreamed, cold water is empty.

Desert yellow clouds, soaked kapok fur.

No one in the capital is worried like me, tonight snow, there are plum blossoms, like I am worried.

Looking at his impatient look, Zhang Dacang knew that this word must not have been made by him now, either he had made it a long time ago, or he had not made it himself at all.

After a while, Zhou Yifeng also said slowly, I have:

The snow is known to be spring, and the cold plum is dotted with Qiong branches,

The fragrant face is half-open and charming, and when the court is in the court, the jade baths with new makeup.

Creation may be intentional, so teach the bright moon exquisitely.

A total bounty of gold and green ants, don't be drunk, this flower is not compared with the flowers. ”

Zhou Yifeng is worthy of being the second of the four talents, he is indeed quick-witted, and it is already incredible that he can make such words in a short period of time.

When it was Zhang Dacang's turn, he said to Master Li with an embarrassed face: "Miss Shishi, I may be going to disappoint you, I can't do this word." ”

Master Li was shocked when he heard this, and said hurriedly: "Why? ”

Zhang Dacang smiled and said, "Because I'm afraid that I will win the first place again, and I will already win the Oiran before I can compete in the third round." ”

Master Li smiled when he heard this, the stone in his heart fell, and said: "This son doesn't need to worry, the competition is not a best-of-three system, but after three competitions, the Oiran will be decided." ”

"That's it," Zhang Cannon said embarrassedly: "Senior girl, it seems that we are going to win the first place this time, alas, it's really troublesome, sometimes it's too talented and a burden, I was originally a low-key person...... Come to someone, pen and ink waiting. ”

Chunlan hurriedly returned to the painting boat and took out the pen and ink, Zhang Dacang took the pen and ink for a while, and then handed it to Master Li and said: "Miss Shishi, please read it, I don't have any feelings when I read it." ”

Master Li smiled, took it and read: "Outside the broken bridge, there is no owner in loneliness. It was already dusk and I was alone, and it was even more windy and rainy.

has no intention of fighting for spring, and a group of people are jealous. Scattered into mud and dust, only fragrant as before. ”

Miss Jin clapped her hands and said, "This battle has won again." Young Master Jin tilted his head and asked, "Sister, how do you know?" Don't you have the ability to see the opportunity? Miss Jin taught: "I told you to read more books, but you didn't listen," and then explained: "This poem is a metaphor for people, there is no plum word in the whole article but praises the nobility of plum blossoms, it is really a rare masterpiece, I thought Zhou Gongzi's has been difficult to surpass, I didn't expect this obscene embryo to be better," sighed for a while and suddenly pointed at Young Master Jin and scolded: "Why haven't you learned anything from him for so long!" ”

Why didn't you learn? Young Master Jin secretly smacked his tongue, could it be that my sister is really as Zhang Dacang said, what menopause is early? Is this disease easy to cure, should I tell my mother......