Gan Ning said: "Yes, you can't be so shameless. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Zhang Laosi said: "My bride price has been given. We both looked at him with a look of pity. Ge Xuan said, "Did you give the whistle to Meng De?" I said, "Well, what's wrong?" ”

Ge Xuan sighed and said: "Give the three of you this, this is the Thousand Miles Soul Chasing Order, if the three of you encounter danger, you will burn it." Gan Ning asked curiously: "What if I am in the sea?" Ge Xuan was stunned by the question, and said after a long time: "Then ask for more blessings." ”

Zhang Laosi took the talisman and said, "What's the use of this?" Ge Xuan said, "You hang him around your neck, and you should take it with you as a talisman from the temple." If you burn him, I will know where you are. We're going to rescue you. ”

As he spoke, the three of us hung a small red rope and folded a triangular talisman around our necks. Gan Ning asked: "There is no other way but to burn?" Ge Xuan said: "It's okay to know the spell, but it's useless for ordinary people to recite it." I've already cast a spell on this talisman. “

I said, "Can't you give us a talisman to keep us safe?" It doesn't work better than this. The two of them nodded in agreement. Ge Xuan said helplessly: "How can there be such a thing, if you have me to hang it for you." I said, "Then you're not cheating consumers." ”

Ge Xuan said: "This is originally a kind of sustenance in the heart, if you believe in it, how can it be spiritual, I don't think any of the three of you are a person who believes in this kind of thing." After listening to Ge Xuan, the three of us also nodded, with a look of disdain.

In the past few days, the three of us have been in Zhou Yu's thatched cottage, and we hardly go out, only Zhang Laosi went out to find a trip to Haizi, and came back quickly. In the past few days, Zhang Laosi has told the two of us a lot of black words, and I haven't heard a word, but Gan Ning is very familiar, and with the two of them here, I don't have to learn too much.

One day Gan Ning said: "Haha, I thought of a particularly handsome name for myself." It's called Sai Xingtian. I sighed, "You have been poisoned by Lao Ge's myths. Gan Ning said, "What's wrong?" How handsome, I see a lot of characters in the storytelling saying this, Sai Zhangliang, Sai Hanxin or something. ”

I said, "You can be easily taken for a fool when you go out, you know?" Zhang Laosi smiled and said: "We are just three grave diggers, what is your name Saixingtian, it doesn't match." I said, "Yes, the fourth master reminded me, we have to think of a life experience for ourselves, the three of us grew up together in the same township, because of the war, the village was destroyed, and there is no money, so we do this business." “

Zhang Laosi said: "Well, the simpler the better, my name is Zhang San, your name is Li Si, and his name is Wang Wu." I said, "I'm not called Li Si, it's too ugly." Lao Tzu's name is Ge Zhenshuai. They looked at me with disdain and said, "How narcissistic are you?" “

Gan Ning said: "Then my name is Ge the most handsome." I said, "Why are you the most handsome?" Gan Ning said: "Who didn't think of you, Fourth Master, your name is Ge Te Shuai." Let's dig graves and dig graves, become our own faction, and also make a family business. “

Zhang Laosi wiped his sweat and said, "I'm not as stinky as you two." But in the end, at the strong request of the two of us, Zhang Laosi was forced by the two of us to take the name of Le Ge Shuai. One day, Zhou Yu came to us and said, "Have you three come up with a name, I'll go and promote it for you." “

I asked, "What is the propaganda?" Zhou Yu said: "If you don't advertise, who would think that you can steal such a big guy, you have to inquire about it on the road." When we said the names, Zhou Yu fell into a long silence, and after a long time, he said, "I think you three should do what you should do after attending my wedding." ”

We were stunned, and Gan Ning asked, "What do you mean?" Zhou Yu said helplessly: "How can anyone call it that?" Are you three stupid? Zhang Laosi said helplessly: "I was forced." Zhou Yu sighed and said: "I really have to think about everything for you, it's really troublesome, your name is Zhang Goudan, your name is Zhang Fugui, and your name is Zhang Wangcai." ”

I shouted, "Your uncle, you gave us the name of a dog?" Zhou Yu said: "You have been digging in the soil for generations, what is really handsome, who believes in the handsome." It's easier to believe if you're down-to-earth, so it's decided, don't talk nonsense. With that, he left.

My Gan Ning shouted at the same time: "My name is Zhang Fugui." I said, "I'll shout first." Gan Ning said: "It was Lao Tzu who shouted first." "Completely ignore Zhang Laosi there. I said, "It's not bad if you call Wangcai, you see, the word Wang, symbolizes fire, you call this, how fire, and there is wealth, it is a lot of money." ”

Gan Ning looked at me in disbelief and said, "Did I know you on the first day?" Such a good name, why don't you call it. I said, "Look at you, treat you as a brother, and I will leave you the best, or it will seem that I am not righteous." "In the end, after a fierce competition, the three of us stared at the final game, who pierced the eyes first and called Zhang Goudan, the first out was Gan Ning, and then I had a final with Zhang Laosi, during the finals I lit a bag of cigarettes, a little blow to Zhang Laosi, Zhang Laosi's eyes were smoked, and he was defeated in an instant. I obtained Zhang Fugui's name, and Zhang Laosi's name was Zhang Wangcai.

Zhang Laosi was unconvinced: "You fouled." I said, "I didn't blow your eyes, and I know that it will be useless to go on like this, and it will only increase the difficulty." You're smoking, and the smoke is smoking, and I didn't blink. I said, "If you're not convinced, come back." Zhang Laosi's tears flowed out, and he probably felt that his conditions were not suitable for the finals now, so he could only swallow his anger and give up the game.

After that, Zhou Yu instructed Haizi, Xiao Liuzi and Hou San'er to spread the reputation of the three of us, and at the same time, he was also in full swing to make statues. In this way, day after day was consumed to the day of Zhou Yu's wedding.

When we were going to the wedding that day, Gan Ning dressed himself up as a one-eyed pirate, and I asked him, "You're not blind, you bring that thing to a fart, so that people can't show their stuffing when they pick it up?" ”

Gan Ning looked at me disdainfully and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated." Who told you that wearing an eyepatch is blind, you know that when we are fighting at sea, if you kill in the cabin, because it is dark below, your eyes will not be able to see clearly for a short time, so when you encounter this situation, you can take off the blindfold, and you can see the situation clearly in an instant, so that you can attack. ”

I suddenly said, "I've really seen a lot, I said how to see that it's a pirate, and eight of them are blindfolded." I see. Gan Ning patted me and said, "Ya'er, new springboard, stick close." I looked at Zhang Laosi, and Zhang Laosi smiled and said, "He told you, young man, you just made your debut, learn a little." I sighed and said, "Well, who told us that we are uneducated." ”

Zhang Laosi and I barely disguised themselves and went out. The three of us rode into the city after coming out of his cottage, and I asked, "Didn't he get married here?" Gan Ning said: "Is it okay for Gongjin to have a home, this is just where he usually stays." “

I wondered, "Does he still have a home?" I always thought he was an orphan. Gan Ning said helplessly: "How can you see it?" I said, "I've never heard him say he has a family in a long time, and he's always been alone, and I've never seen him come home." ”

Gan Ning said: "If you don't go back, it means you don't." Damn, don't you think Lao Tzu is the same as him? I smiled and didn't speak.

After a while, we arrived at a gate that was no less lively than Sun Ce last time, and I got off the horse to take a look, and the word Zhou Fu was written on it. I asked Gan Ning: "His father is also an official?" Gan Ning nodded and said: "Yes, his father and his two uncles are both ranked third dukes, his father is Luoyang Ling, and one of their uncles is called Zhou Jing and the other is called Zhou Zhong, both of whom are Taiwei." Their house is much lower and thicker than that of the boy of Bo Fu. ”

I thought to myself, damn it, I said that this product turned out to be the same family as Yuan Shao, it seems that Zhou Yu's fame in later generations is too great, and all the fame of his father and these two uncles has dimmed a little.

When the three of us came to the door, I saw that Sun Ce and the others were already waiting for the bride, so I walked over one by one, tilted my head and said, "Master Zhou, congratulations." Zhou Yu saw the three of us coming, and said, "It turned out to be a rich brother, please inside." “

I said, "No, I'll be here for a while, this is my brother Dog Egg and Wangcai." Sun Ce snorted next to Zhou Yu, and I said angrily: "Little brother, do you look down on our brother?" Sun Ce hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Brother Fugui misunderstood, my best friend got married today, I am happy, I am in a state of smiling at any time." You see. “

I gave him a blank look and said, ", little boy." Uncle is not here to watch, and he will not come for half a day. Lao Tzu went in and sat down. With a wave of his hand, we went in. I only heard his father next to Zhou Yu behind him ask, "Who are these people?" Where did you know these people from the market? Isn't there going to be a mess? Zhou Yu smiled: "No, don't worry, these are just local rich people." ”

The three of us sat down in a random corner of the corner, and I cocked my legs, lit my cigarette pouch, and began to hum a little tune leisurely. Gan Ning next to him was even more exaggerated, leaning directly on the back of his head with his hands, his legs on the table, and lying there on his back. Zhang Laosi was not as exaggerated as the two of us, sitting there drinking tea slowly.

After a while, Zhou Yu picked up Xiao Qiao, but this time Zhou Yu was not blocked at the door like Sun Ce, but directly welcomed into the lobby of the middle hall to hold a ceremony, and we, the people in the outermost circle, didn't have a chance to go in to see that, so we all sat there and waited to eat. At this time, Gan Ning shouted: "What do you mean by this? Don't let you see it, and don't you want to eat it quickly? ”

A housekeeper walked over and said politely: "This master, we have to wait for the young master and the young lady to hold a unified banquet after the ceremony." I said, "Can we go in and see what Miss Zhang looks like?" Hey, hey, hey. The housekeeper still said very politely: "It's really overcrowded inside, so you can't get in now, and when the young master and young lady come out to toast, you can have a glimpse." “

I waved my hand and said, "Go down, I'll be annoyed by you." The butler nodded to us and left. I whispered, "Their housekeepers are so high-quality." Gan Ning smiled: "I'm afraid that you will cause trouble, I don't want to touch my head on the big day, if you would have been blasted out earlier." “

I smiled: "It feels good to be a hooligan~" Gan Ning said: "Yes~" Then I saw Zhang Laosi sighing and continuing to drink tea. After about half an hour, the people on our side were also full, and they didn't want to attend the wedding now, but everyone should eat, drink, whether they knew each other or not, they all knew each other after three bowls of work. Unlike when I attended a classmate's wedding, as long as the newlyweds finished toasting, turned around and smoked a cigarette and were ready to withdraw.

There were eight or nine people at our table, and everyone had a few bowls of wine, and there were more words, and a bearded man with a Chinese character face opposite us asked, "What are you doing?" It looks very raw. I laughed and said, "Dump some dirt." The bearded man smiled, "What is that for?" "I thought to myself, you ask so clearly about dry hair?

Zhang Laosi said: "Our three brothers poured some things planted in the field, and what to make money. The bearded man said, "Really?" Then you have time to cooperate, I am in the shipping. Gan Ning said: "Okay, let's report a number." The bearded man was stunned for a moment and said, "My brother's name is Liu Dahai, just call me Dahai." “

We had one with him, and then we listened to them start discussing the scriptures, and I couldn't interject, so I went to smoke. After about an hour, Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao, accompanied by Ziyi and Chanjun, came out to toast, and when I saw that their parents did not follow, it was estimated that we were the two of them who sent them away, and their parents did not accompany them.

After the routine of the low table came to a table in our corner, Zhou Yu saw me and Gan Ning lying on our backs like salted fish, coughed at us and said, "Come, I respect you." We both stood up lazily and took our glasses, and after I finished drinking, I said to Little Joe, "Come, give Uncle Le." Gan Ning next to him smiled. When I said this, everyone at our table was stunned. It is estimated that none of them expected that someone would dare to flirt with the bride in the Zhou Mansion.

I found that Xiao Qiao is also very capable of acting, are all women like this? Xiao Qiao said: "Is this son eating too much wine?" I waved my hand and said, "No, you give Uncle Le, a happy day." Gan Ning said: "If you are not happy, then let this beauty next to you be happy." After speaking, he threw a wink at Chanjun.

Chanjun lowered her head and stopped talking. I looked at Ziyi next to me and was about to hold back my laughter. I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Forget it, don't laugh, let's drink it." Zhou Yu smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll have a drink with Brother Fugui and the two brothers." ”

I pointed to Xiao Qiao and Chanjun and said, "Let these two beauties be together, this is what will bring energy." The two of them were helpless, and one of them poured another glass. I said, "Congratulations! The three of them nodded at me and said, "Thank you!" Then I said to Zhou Yu: "This best man is far worse than the previous one, and he is not handsome at all." Ziyi smiled helplessly.

Zhou Yu said to everyone: "Everyone eat slowly, Gongjin went to toast." After saying that, he walked away slowly. The bearded man said to me after they left, "Big brother, where are you mixed up?" actually dared to flirt with the bride in the Zhou Mansion. I smiled and said, "I Zhang Fugui has no one who doesn't dare to flirt." Aha. The bearded man said, "You're awesome." ”