202 Pot of Yingchuan College
Not long after Guo Jia left, Zhang Liao's reinforcements from Bingzhou arrived, and when he saw the miserable appearance of Lu Bu's subordinates, he could only shake his head helplessly, and at the same time glanced at Wei Xu angrily, it was really a villain's mistake. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
However, Lu Bu did not choose to return to Bingzhou with Zhang Liao, but found an excuse to continue to clean up the thieves in Taihang Mountain.
In fact, Zhang Liao can also understand that first, Lu Bu is ashamed that he did not listen to his own words, but listened to Wei Xu's slander, and suffered this defeat. Lu Bu was always a little unable to face Zhang Liao.
The second is that this defeat has caused Lu Bu huge losses, and Lu Bu doesn't know how to go back to Ding Yuan, so he has to stop and think of an excuse.
Zhang Liao didn't force Lu Bu either, knowing that forcing it at this moment would make the relationship between the two suspicious, so he just left Lu Bu some military funds, grain and grass and left first.
At night, Lu Bu was drinking with Song Xian, frowning, it was indeed not easy for the two big bosses to think of any strategy.
At this moment, someone broke into the big tent again, and it was not alone.
Lu Bu was annoyed at that time, bold, these subordinates were becoming more and more faceless, breaking into their own camps, and they were still in a team.
When I looked up, I froze. There were no more, no less, exactly five. A weak scholar, a nineteen-foot giant, an eight-foot strong man, and two others are relatively ordinary.
What's even more excessive is that after these five people came in, they didn't complain to Lu Bu, nor did they ask for guilt, they actually went to the table by themselves, picked up the wine bottle and started drinking.
You just drink it, and there is so much nonsense.
"Alas, what kind of broken wine is this, it's just not as good as my master's tribute wine, it's not even as good as the first fragrance of the drunken immortal building in Yingyin City, disappointed, disappointed!"
The weak scholar said that he was disappointed, but he drank all the wine in the wine bottle, leaving not a drop. When he had finished drinking, he leaned back on his seat, smacked his lips, and burped coldly, as if he were staying at home.
"Yes! Lord, I don't want to drink such a bad wine, if it weren't for the sake of giving Feng Xian a face, I wouldn't want to taste it. ”
The nine-foot giant man was even more excessive, scolding the wine in his mouth, but he lifted the entire wine jar, drank it all in one go, and spilled it all over his body, staining the placket of his chest.
Lu Bu really wants to scold his mother, do you also want to drink? Don't want to drink still so much? It looks like I'm asking you to drink.
And what is your name Fengxian? It's like I know you very well. Give me face? Do I need it?
Although his face was full of resentment, Lu Bu felt inexplicably comfortable in his heart, as if he forgot about his troubles as soon as he saw these people.
"Several, I really didn't expect that you said you were coming, and you actually came so soon!" Song Xian, who was on the side, saw what Lu Bu meant, and asked with a smile.
"That's no way, who told you to drink secretly didn't call us, we had to come by ourselves." The weak scholar said helplessly, as if he was really forced, he was the victim.
In fact, he was saying in his heart: "I'm not here to hide from Zhang Liao, if he sees Xu Huang and guesses something, I won't be able to play?" ”
Lu Bu was simply mad by the shamelessness of the weak scholar, and said angrily: "This is my wine, I can drink it as much as I want, why do I have to let you drink it together?" Did I invite you here? ”
"Look! Look at it! The weak scholar jumped up all of a sudden, pointed at Lu Bu and scolded: "What is known as the first military general in Bingzhou, he is so stingy that he can't even give up some wine, what a stingy ghost!" ”
"That's right, stingy, no future!" Immediately, there was a nine-foot giant man who responded to the road.
Lu Bu was angry for a while, but he had nothing to say, those who were not afraid of death were afraid of shamelessness, and the ancients did not deceive me.
Now he wants to know, which academy cultivated this scholar?
It's just enough to cultivate such a student, you lock him up! If you want to release him, you will simply endanger social order, undermine social harmony, and affect the appearance of the Han Dynasty.
If I had known about this academy, I would have to tear it down in the future.
I don't know how the celebrities and scholars of Yingchuan Academy would feel if they heard Lu Bu's heart and found out that they had helped Guo Jia carry such a big black cauldron? Will it be a three-foot white silk, just seeking a clear name.
"I wonder how you guys got in? Is there no one to stop you? "Song Xian finally found a problem, this is Lu Bu's military camp, how did Guo Jia and the five of them get in such a big target? It can't just come out of nowhere.
"Oh, we're walking in. Of course, someone stopped us, but as soon as they saw that it was me, they got out of the way without saying a word. Guo Jia's face showed a sense of self-satisfaction, very complacent.
"Alas, there's really no way to be handsome, appearance is justice! Bongxian, you should reward your subordinates well, you did a good job! ”
Lu Bu was speechless, just looked at Guo Jia in a daze, how could there be such a brazen person in this world?
"What? Why are you staring at me? You don't like me, do you? I'm telling you, I only like beautiful women, you don't want it! Seeing Lu Bu's expression, Guo Jia teased again.
"Ahem...... cough cough ......" Lu Bu was stimulated by Guo Jia and coughed violently, his face turned red, and he almost squirted out all the wine he had just drunk.
This guy is really ......
"You fart, Lao Tzu just likes ghosts, and he won't like you!" Finally smoothing the breath in his chest, Lu Bu retorted fiercely.
"Look, he still doesn't admit it, look at his blushing face, like a monkey ass, he must have been debunked by me to be like this!" Guo Jia naturally would not give up, and quibbled again.
"Ahem...... cough cough...... "This time, Lu Bu really squirted out the wine, if it weren't for the deep internal strength, it is estimated that the squirt would be blood."
"Hahaha! ......" Dian Wei, Xu Huang, Chunyi, and Li Ren all laughed, and even Song Xian laughed.
Lu Bu naturally discovered this and looked at Song Xian hatefully.
Song Xian was excited, and quickly covered his mouth and wanted to stop laughing, but some things really can't be controlled if you want to control them.
"Ahem...... Ha ha...... Ahem...... Haha......" Song Xian, who was trying to hold back his laughter, laughed even harder, and his whole person began to cough and tremble, and his stomach began to twitch.
"You...... Get the hell out of here! Looking at Song Xian's appearance, Lu Bu really had no choice but to vent his anger on Guo Jia.
"Good! Good! Good! No kidding, I'm down to business! Guo Jia hurriedly waved his hand and apologized, as if he was embarrassed by what he had just done.
"Say!" Lu Bu replied stiffly, saying that he forgave Guo Jia.
"Actually, it wasn't like no one stopped me, but a dog barked in front of me, so I beat him, stripped him naked, and threw him outside the camp. How's it going, I'm reliable, right? ”
"You! ......" Lu Bu was really angry this time, and directly pulled out his long sword, and wanted to drive Guo Jia away in person. What kind of dog, of course Lu Bu knew that Guo Jia was talking about Wei Xu.
You treat my relative like this, although I hate him myself, but it's too much! I even dare to ask for credit!
"That's it! All right! Guo Jia hurriedly stood up and stopped Lu Budao: "I'm really not joking this time, let's get down to business!" Get down to business! ”