Lu Su laughed: "It turns out that I am too talkative!" I smiled and said, "No, no, it's just that no one has asked me before, and I still told them one by one with a shy face." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Zhou Yu who came out with me earlier, Sun Ce knows it, but they don't ask! “

Xiao Qiao said: "Whoever sees you at first glance thinks that you are a little rascal in the market, who would have thought that you still have secrets!" I said to Zhou Yu: "Hey, it's okay to take care of it, she is directly slandering her boss, Brother Gongjin, drag it out and beat a hundred boards!" “

Xiao Qiao said angrily: "You dare? Zhou Yu smiled and said: "Xiao Qiao, don't make trouble, he is now our top leader, how bad it is for us to dismantle other people's platforms as soon as we finish expressing our determination to others!" After finishing speaking, Xiao Qiao nodded and said, "Okay, let you go!" ”

I said helplessly: "She will be in your charge in the future, and you will be in my charge again, okay!" Zhou Yu smiled and nodded. When we finished talking nonsense, Lu Su said: "Listen to me, the passenger ship will arrive early tomorrow morning, so today you can take a stroll around Guangling, buy some things, and enjoy the feeling of land now, from tomorrow you will live two months of sea life!" I was surprised: "Two months? Will I get dizzy when I get off the boat? ”

Lu Su said: "Hehe, no, we are a big merchant ship, and it is the maiden voyage of the new ship, it is very stable, and there will generally be no violent shaking, don't worry." And from time to time, they will dock at the port to replenish. It's not a continuous boat. I wiped my sweat and said, "Why am I still not at ease~" Ge Xuan looked at me in a cold sweat and said, "Are you okay?" How did you sweat so much. I said, "Don't you know that I'm a northerner?" Ge Xuan asked: "Northerners shouldn't be afraid of sailing!" I said, "Don't you know that landlubbers are afraid of water?" ”

Since I was a child, I have a fear of water, every time I go to the park to row, I always feel that the boat is going to capsize, and then look at the green water in the park, every time I have the idea of what to do if I fall, so I rarely go boating or anything. There's also swimming, I don't know why this thing is so difficult to learn, I almost learn other sports, it's swimming, I can't live or die, it turns out that I've been to the pool a few times and was pulled by a friend to go. This time I'm going to ship for two months, and I guess I probably spent the first month and a half in vomiting.

Early the next morning, we followed Lu Su to a big wharf, there were many people on the wharf, Lu Su pointed to us: "Look, that's the boat you want to sit on, the Iron Mud!" "I'm going to go, don't you dare to take a name that is more unlucky. Sun Ce asked: "The name of this ship is so strange, why is it called the Iron Mud?" Lu Su smiled and said: "I also heard yesterday, saying that the shipbuilding merchant compares the ship to iron, and the sea to mud, you think the mud can't blow up, and it's soft, it must not be able to penetrate the iron armor!" I wiped my cold sweat and continued to follow.

The size of the ship was not visible from a distance, but when I walked in, the scale of the ship was really not small. Although this ship is an all-wooden structure sailboat, but the size is really exaggerated, at least one and a half basketball court size, the captain is waving to everyone at the bow, and actually held a sailing ceremony, I heard Lu Su say that they care about these things very much when they run sea transportation.

The rich merchant, who was the captain of the ship, said to us, "This is the largest ship I have ever seen, and our Iron Muddy is a classic made by the best craftsmen of the country for countless days and nights." Our keel is unimaginably strong, and the carrying capacity is the largest, worth three times that of an ordinary ship, and the main thing is that it is a ship that will never sink! After saying that, he commanded his subordinates to start firing artillery.

Is this to save people, or to send them to death? This group has just been formed, and before the fight has started, the group will be wiped out halfway, then we will really become a joke. I reluctantly said, "Whoever dares to say this, no one will make it to land alive!" Lu Su asked me, "The cannon is too loud, what did you just say?" I smiled wryly, "Nothing! After all kinds of cannons were fired, we followed Lu Su on the boat, and the rich merchant also gave us a short condolences one by one in a friendly manner.

After he left, Lu Su hugged our fists and said: "Everyone, although the front looks like nine deaths, but I have confidence in you, although your group of people is young, but your strength is beyond doubt, the green mountains do not change the green water for a long time, we will have a period in the future." After speaking, he bowed slightly to us. Ten of us also saluted him.

I said, "Brother Zijing, thank you for taking care of us these days, we are very grateful, if we can come back this time, we will definitely not get drunk with you." If you can't come back, we'll look for you too. Lu Su shuddered, then smiled heartily and said, "Okay, when you come back, you won't get drunk or return, everyone, I will leave!" We clasped our fists together and said, "Send my son to my brother!" ”

After Lu Su got off the boat, he stood on the pier and waved goodbye to us, and when the boat was far away, Lu Su was still standing there watching us. I said to Zhou Yu: "Gong Jin, this person is not an ordinary person, if you succeed in the future, you will definitely be indispensable to this person!" ”

Zhou Yu looked at me and said, "Do you speak Mandarin?" I don't feel comfortable listening to it. Then Zhengse said: "Yes, I can see it too!" The rich merchant behind him smiled and walked to the stern of the boat and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I have arranged your room for you, please come with me!" After we thanked the rich businessman, Zhou Yu asked, "Haven't asked for advice yet?" ”

The rich merchant patted his head and said: "My name is Wang Fugui, because I have a little money, they are all called Wang Bancheng, you can call it whatever you want!" Zhou Yu smiled and arched his hand and said, "The king is disturbed!" Wang Yuanwai waved his hand and said: "This is too obvious, it's okay, I have an old friendship with Zijing, his friend is my friend, I don't know a few big words, I rely on freight to send home, so you don't have to always be polite with me to come and politely pass, haha!" I smiled and said, "The outside is also a happy person, so we won't talk so much about etiquette, please!" Wang Yuanwai smiled and said, "Please!" ”

After the king took us into the cabin, we opened the bedroom and found that the ship was really luxurious and a little unreliable. Sun Ce also scratched his head and whispered, "Why is this place so familiar?" ”

Wang Yuanwai smiled obscenely and said, "Little brother has also been to heaven and earth, right?" When Sun Ce heard this, he said, "Yes, isn't this the decoration of that room in heaven and earth?" We were all speechless for a moment, and Wang Yuanwai said: "Haha, I won't tell you, I love to go there, I know all the girls there, and I will take you there again if I have the chance!" When I got used to it, I changed my bedroom to like that! ”

We really had to be impressed by this man's taste, and the rest room of the cabin was designed to be like a brothel room, which was really ingenious, and we had a total of five rooms. After arranging the room, the staff said: "If you want to rest, you can rest, I will let you go for dinner, if you don't want to rest, just wander around, it's very boring on the boat, why don't you think about something to play first." Ha ha! I'm leaving! If there's anything you need, just go to them! Then he pointed to the servant next to him and walked away.

I said, "Let's all go back and rest!" "I went back to the house, and the ship was indeed stable, and I could only feel a slight shaking in the cabin, which was completely different from what I had thought. The thought of having to stay on the ship for two months instantly lowered my mood. It was really useless to stay in the house, Ge Xuan was reading books every day except meditating, and it was really boring to be in the same room with him, so I decided to go out for a walk.

Just as they were about to go out, Gan Ning and Cangyou happened to come over and say, "The two of us are going fishing, are you going?" I said, "There's nothing to do anyway, let's go!" Then the three of us went to someone and asked for three fishing rods, and I looked at them both, "Do you two know how to fish?" Teach me! Cangyou said: "The first time, I also came to play because I felt fresh." Then the two of us looked at Gan Ning, who smiled and said, "I used to be in charge of this by my little brothers, and I haven't fished before!" I threw the fishing rod and said, "Then what are we talking about here, we won't know any of them." ”

Gan Ning said: "I just don't know how to play, anyway, it's still two months, why don't I learn it." I think that's how people fish? "Then put a bunch of fish worms on the hook and throw the hook into the sea. We poked the fish worm like he did, threw the hook down, and the servants started waiting.

Half an hour passed, and I smoked a cigarette and said, "Why do I think it's so unreliable?" Gan Ning took the fishing rod and tossed there for a long time, then looked at the fish food and said, "Is this fish food not suitable for the taste of the fish?" Cangyou smiled and said, "Is this fish still picky eater?" It must be the wrong way! Gan Ning said: "I have put so much fish food, and they don't take the bait?" Is it still too little? I said, "I don't remember that people put a little bit every time, is it too much, and the fish find it a trap!" Gan Ning pointed at me: "What you said makes sense, this time start anew!" "We pulled the rod and found that the fish food was gone, and only an empty hook remained.

I said, "It must have been too much, it was too heavy, and the water washed it away, so I'll put one this time!" "Then we all sent a fish worm on it and put it down. After a while, Gan Ning said, "I feel like I've caught something!" We shouted in amazement: "Pull, pull up!" Gan Ning lifted the rod vigorously, and then saw that his rod was almost U-shaped, and I said, "Your hook won't hook the bottom of the boat, will you?" Gan Ning blushed and said luckily: "No, it's a big guy." “

We hurriedly threw the rod and ran over to help him. The three of them worked together, and then saw a black thing in the water being pulled up, and then with a pia, the line broke. The thing fell into the water again, and we quickly ran to the stern of the boat and said to the stern man, "Cast the net, I just caught something, I don't know what it is, hurry, hurry!" ”

When the man heard this, he quickly cast the net out, and after a while he caught a bunch of fish, and then there was a black thing in the fish, and when we got closer, we realized that it was a person, and we were all startled. Gan Ning said helplessly: "I still use nets to catch a lot, I already know how to use nets!" "I took a stick and stabbed the man, but nothing happened. I said, "I've been soaking for so long, I'm sure I'm burping!" Gan Ning was bold enough to pull one of the man's legs directly from the net and drag him out. When I turned it over, the man's face was frighteningly pale, but there was no puffiness.

I hurriedly said to a crew member, "Go to my house and call Ge Xuan!" After a while, Ge Xuan trotted over, then looked at his eyes, consumed his pulse and said, "Not dead yet!" Then press your lower abdomen with your hand and start pushing upwards in a regular way. I said to Ge Xuan, "Do you need to give him artificial breathing!" Ge Xuan was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean?" I said, "Isn't he out of breath now, you can't just push up, you have to do artificial respiration, renew his breath inside!" ”

Ge Xuan listened, and then began to hold his mouth and blow, and then I said, lift his legs up, and then Ge Xuan was respiring artificially, I continued to push his lower abdomen according to his method, and after a while I saw the man's Adam's apple squirming, I quickly said, "Senior brother, dodge!" After Ge Xuan heard me, he quickly took his mouth away, and then the man vomited on the ground. The man gasped a few times after vomiting and shouted, "It's so salty, it's killing me!" “

I motioned for them to hurry up and get the water, so that the man would rinse his mouth first and then drink a little. The man took the water and took a few big sips, and I said, "Drink slowly, don't choke!" He didn't listen either, and after drinking it, he vomited again. This back and forth several times. When he finished throwing up, he suddenly lay on the ground and did not move.

Ge Xuan hurriedly went up and looked at it for a long time and said, "It's okay, I'm dizzy." When he wakes up, get him something to eat. "On the way to our rescue, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu also heard the news and came out to see the excitement, but what they saw was that the goods were vomiting in that wow wow, and Xiao Qiao couldn't stand it, so he went back first.

About an hour later, the man woke up. This person has long hair, and although his face is white and scary, he can see that there should be nothing wrong with this product. He is relatively strong, and it is estimated that he is also about 1.8 meters. Two sword eyebrows, a high nose bridge, thin lips, short sideburns and beards, and a relatively long face, it seems that he is still a heroic type.

When he woke up, Ge Xuan said, "You can eat something first!" Then he helped him to the table, he looked at the food and turned on the food mode, I felt that his eyes were not open yet, but his hand kept sending things into his mouth! When he finished eating, he exhaled and said, "Finally full!" Then he stood up and looked around, hugged his fist and said, "I don't know which hero rescued me. What's my name? "We were helpless in an instant, saved the fool?

Ge Xuan went up and said: "Don't worry, rest first, you just woke up, maybe your thinking is still a little confused!" When the man heard that it made sense, he nodded and said, "No matter what my name is, I thank you for saving me in advance!" Then they bowed to us one by one.

I asked, "Do you know how you fell overboard?" The man scratched his head and thought for a moment and said, "Let me think about it!" Then he smiled bitterly: "My mind is blank, there is nothing!" I said, "Think about it, what do you remember?" He looked at Dingzi there and thought for a long time and said, "I can't remember, all I can remember is that someone kissed me, and then I woke up and vomited there!" Immediately we all burst into laughter. Ge Xuan reluctantly stepped aside.

I smiled and said, "That's saving you, you have to thank this Ge Divine Doctor!" The man smiled and said, "Thank you Doctor Ge for saving my life, I will definitely pay you back if I have the chance!" Then he patted his chest. Wang Yuanwai next to him smiled and said: "It seems that you are also a righteous person, I like this straightforward character, let's go, it's time for dinner!" After saying that, a group of us were about to go to dinner, and then the goods also followed, Sun Ce said, "Didn't you just finish eating?" The man smiled and said, "If you don't eat, I can drink!" Then he went with us to dinner.

This product can really be drunk, I just ate a table of dishes by myself, and now I drink a jar of wine there. While we were eating, we said that we had to give this thing a name, or we would call him later. I said, "Give yourself a name, and we'll call you." He laughed and said, "Call it casually, since it was saved by this ship, let's call it iron mud!" I reluctantly said, "Why don't you call Jack?" The man thought for a moment and said, "Jack? It's interesting, that's what it's called! “

I smiled and said, "I'll find you shredded meat when you get ashore!" Jack said, "There's shredded meat, and we're waiting for it." Ha ha! I didn't bother to talk to them about this crossing, so I got up and said, "I'm almost done, you go on, I'm out smoking a bag of cigarettes!" "I came out after saying hello to them, and it was really nice to smell the fresh sea breeze.

At this time, Ge Xuan came over and said, "You kid knows how to give first aid, why didn't you tell me earlier." I smiled and said, "I don't think so much, it's just that this situation has happened, and on our side, any person knows this method!" “

Ge Xuan was taken aback when he heard this: "Then the doctors of your people over there should be more powerful!" I said, "Great, then you have to have money to see it first!" "Is it expensive?" Ge Xuan asked. I said helplessly: "Expensive is secondary, some famous doctors, not expensive things, can't wait in line!" Ge Xuan said, "What about the medical skills?" I scratched my head: "How do I know, anyway, there are many liars, why haven't you done it yet, I will prescribe you hundreds of pills to eat first!" “

Ge Xuan shook his head and said, "Then how can it be done, there is no medical virtue at all!" I looked at Ge Xuan and said, "If only everyone had your enlightenment!" Ge Xuan smiled: "It's all taught by the master since childhood!" I took a sip and said, "He? In our case, he was an old liar who was a fortune-teller and cheated money on the street, and he had to make the chengguan beat him eight times a day. Ge Xuan said: "How can you say that Master, how can you say that he is also our Master!" I laughed, "Don't say that." I let him in as a free laborer! Ge Xuan smiled and said, "Okay, you continue to rest, I'll go back to meditate!" I said, "I'm going back too, you meditate, I'll sleep!" ”

When we woke up the next day, it was Jack who came running over and called us. He pushed open our door and said, "It's time for breakfast, Doctor Ge asked me to tell you to get up quickly." I rubbed my eyes and looked at him lazily and said, "Well, I know, you can eat first!" He answered and turned to leave, I said to myself: "How much this product likes to eat, I took it~ It is more persistent than Sun Ce's goods." When I arrived at the restaurant, they had almost eaten, and Xiao Qiao glanced at me and said, "Such an adult, you have to be called every day when you get up, do you still wet the bed at night?" ”

I glanced at her and said, "Yes, I still have to feed, you can squeeze some milk!" After saying that, I left, and as soon as Xiao Qiao heard what I said, he immediately stood up and said, "Zhongyou, you are a thief, see if the old lady doesn't hack you to death." Then he was stopped by Zhou Yu next to him, Zhou Yu said: "You listen to him talk nonsense every day, you can still be angry, I really admire you." ”

Xiao Qiao slapped the chopsticks on the table and said, "What he said is too much!" Da Qiao said beside him: "Then you still recruit him if you have nothing to do?" Xiao Qiao shook Da Qiao and said, "You are still not my sister, why don't you speak for me!" Da Qiao said helplessly: "Okay, eat your stuff quickly!" I sat there and began to eat, and after eating, I lit a bag of cigarettes and began to smoke, and Little Joe said, "Can you not smoke with us, choking to death!" I spit out a smoke ring and said, "Yes, the senior who gave me the cigarette pouch smoked dry cow dung!" After speaking, Xiao Qiao retched: "Just finished eating, can you not say such a disgusting thing!" “

Sun Ce laughed and said, "That thing can also be smoked?" I said, "Yes, I was quite surprised to hear him say it before, and I'll try to order dry cow dung when you eat one day!" Zhou Yu said: "Don't challenge our bottom line anymore, okay?" I laughed and said, "People have to be trained!" Xingba, let's go, go fishing, and see what you can catch today! Gan Ning laughed and said: "I think we should use the net we fished for Jack yesterday, it's much cooler than fishing, hehe!" With that, the two of us put our shoulders on our shoulders and went out.

Xiao Qiao sat there and looked at the backs of the two of us and said helplessly: "Can such a head of the regiment really be trusted?" Zhou Yu smiled and said: "Since it has been decided, it must be complied with." Then he got up and said, "Bo Fu, we haven't been active for a long time!" Sun Ce smiled: "You kid can still remember, go, go out to exercise!" With that, the two of them also went out, and Xiao Qiao followed suit.