Chapter 10: A Blockbuster [I]

said that as soon as Wu Kai walked to the pavilion, he was overshadowed by the unknown eunuch. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing that Song Huizong's face was expressionless and noncommittal, the two of them were both joking, waiting to see the excitement.

At this time, Wu Kai suddenly laughed, raised his hand and pointed at the two Taoist priests respectively, and asked straight to the point: "Dare to ask Your Majesty, have these two Taoist leaders ever knelt down and saluted?" If the two of them did not salute, it would be inconvenient for the monk to make an exception! ”

He is here to play the role of a master today, how can he be willing to grovel in front of Song Huizong?

Originally, seeing that Wu Kai's appearance was not amazing, Song Huizong felt a little unhappy in his heart, but seeing that he dared to question himself as the king of the country, and pointed the finger at Lin Lingsu and Wang Zixi, the two masters, so he was not happy, but he also gave birth to a little curiosity - this monk is so bold, could it be that he really has any amazing skills?

Song Huizong's eyebrows leaked a little curiosity, but he didn't speak, but the middle-aged eunuch scolded him fiercely: "You monk doesn't know anything, what kind of identity are Lin Zhenren and Mr. Wang, how can you compare?!" ”

"Hahaha......"

Wu Kai raised his head and laughed a few times, flicked his sleeves, and put one hand behind his back, with an expression of lack of vertical and conspiracy, and sneered: "You have never seen the ability of poor monks, how do you know that I must be inferior to them?" ”

"Huh."

At this time, I saw a Taoist priest shaking his head and standing up, swinging the gold silk floating dust in his hand, and squatting at Song Huizong: "Sect Master, this monk has a big tone, can you let Poor Dao try him?" ”

Song Huizong saw that it was this Taoist priest who came forward, and suddenly showed a little smile on his face, waved his hand and said: "Since Lin Zhenren has this Yaxing, then just try it!" ”

As he spoke, he looked at the lively posture with his hands on his back.

It turned out that this Taoist priest was Lin Lingsu, and he looked like he was in his early fiftiesβ€”but the pampered ones might be older.

In this way, he may not have set up a tent just now, after all, he is at this age, and it is understandable that he has more than enough heart and not enough strength.

In all fairness, this old Taoist appearance is indeed several grades higher than Wu Kai, at a glance, it is the kind of old fairy with fairy wind bones and crane hair and childish face, unlike Wu Kai, who is a standard butcher who copies a pig-killing knife.

The old Taoist also looked Wu Kai up and down, smiled slightly, shook off the golden silk Buddha dust, and said: "Great monk, I heard that you used to use the thunder method when you were in Dongping Mansion, but this is a coincidence, and the best thing for the deity is also the thunder method!" ”

As he spoke, he walked to the edge of the pavilion, raised his hand into the corridor, and beckoned: "Come on, bring my Zixiao Divine Thunder!" ”

This guy actually knows what he is doing in Dongping Mansion!

Wu Kai's heart froze, and he didn't dare to hold it up, since Lin Lingsu knew that he was good at thunder method, he still dared to challenge himself head-on-could it be said that he had explosives in his hands that were more powerful than nitrocellulose starch?!

With Lin Lingsu's greeting, a little Taoist priest immediately ran over with a wooden box in his hand, and presented the wooden box with both hands.

Lin Lingsu was about to take the wooden box, but suddenly found that the little Taoist priest's face was bruised, and there were still blood stains in his nostrils, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Xu Xuan, who did the injury on your face?!" ”

But it turned out that the little Taoist priest holding the box was Xu Xuan, who was hit by Wu Kai's teapot.

Xu Xuan glanced at Wu Kai aggrievedly, but he stopped talking.

Lin Lingsu knew the temperament of his apprentice very well, and when he saw his appearance, he knew that he was looking for a provocation to provoke Wu Kai in private, but instead suffered a loss-he was a little more annoyed in his heart, and secretly decided that he must make this black-faced monk look good today!

"You stand down first!"

Drinking Xu Xuan to return to the corridor, Lin Lingsu opened the wooden box and took out a golden, round and bulging thing from it, about the size of a human head, with gossip charms engraved on it, and it looked like it was full of appearance.

"Great monk, take a closer look!"

Lin Lingsu said, I don't know what hands and feet I used on that thing, and then shook my hand suddenly, and the thing flew out of thin air four or five zhang away, and landed on the stone platform where Concubine Wei Xian was dancing.

Looking at it from a distance, I saw that the thing sneered at some smoke, and suddenly exploded with a bang!

As the smoke and dust dissipated, I saw that the stone platform was already scorched black, and the 'Zixiao Divine Thunder' had been blown to pieces.

"Good means!"

I saw that Wang Tsai jumped up and exclaimed: "Although I have seen Poor Dao a few times, every time I see Brother Dao cast this Zixiao Divine Thunder, I am full of admiration!" When the world can use Lei Fa so superbly, I am afraid that it is none other than Brother Dao! ”

Not only this Wang Tsaixi, but even the surrounding maids and eunuchs also looked admiring and in awe.

Wu Kai looked at it from the side, but he was speechless, the weight of this explosive package was like this, and it was only then that there was such a stir - even if it was a standard configuration of black powder, it was much more powerful, right?

It seems that this guy didn't want to investigate himself carefully at all, otherwise he wouldn't have the confidence to sacrifice his ugliness.

"Monk Wukong."

Lin Lingsu looked more and more fluttering in the eyes of everyone, and then shook off the golden silk and dust, and glanced at Wu Kai contemptuously: "Can you still see this Zixiao God Thunder of the Poor Dao?" I don't know how your heavenly thunder is? ”

On the side, Wang Tsaixi playfully cheered and said: "Brother Dao is embarrassed by the great monk, his 'gunpowder' is just to deceive some foolish husbands and foolish women in the countryside, how dare you sacrifice ugliness in front of Brother Dao?" ”

He usually has some disagreements with Lin Lingsu, but now that he is facing a monk, he naturally wants to share the same hatred.

As for the 'gunpowder' in Wang Tsaixi's mouth, it is actually black powder with a formula that is not fixed and mixed with many impurities, because a large number of Taoist priests are recruited, this formula has fallen into the hands of royal craftsmen, but it is not enough to make firecrackers, so I have to make some fireworks for fun.

Seeing that the two old Taoist priests were still there pretending to be 13 shamelessly, Wu Kai couldn't help laughing, raised his head and laughed wildly: "Ha...... Ha ha...... Hahaha......"

Lin Lingsu and Wang Zixi were a little flustered by his laughter, and were about to speak, but the middle-aged eunuch took the first step and scolded: "Monk! This is in front of the official family, don't you want to lose your honor in front of the king?! ”

Wu Kai originally had the intention to laugh twice, but when he heard him scold him like this, he was afraid that he would be too late, so he also accepted the laughter and said: "I thought that the two Taoist masters really had some immortal means, but I didn't expect it to be such a child's play - such an unsightly Lei Fa dared to sacrifice his ugliness in front of the poor monk, it was really ridiculous and generous!" ”

As soon as these words came out, it made Lin Ling's angry three corpse gods violent.

You must know that among his methods of fooling people, the most brilliant is this Zixiao Divine Thunder, otherwise he would not have established the Dao system of the Shenxiao Sect, and now this Wukong monk dares to belittle his Zixiao Divine Thunder as worthless, but how can he be willing to obey?

"Good, good, good!"

Lin Lingsu's body trembled, and he said three words 'good' in a row, staring at Wu Kai with fire-breathing eyes: "Since this is the case, then use your thunder method and let Poor Dao open his eyes!" ”