I turned my head to look at Sun Ce rowing next to me, he was already holding back and about to explode, I kicked him and said, "Don't row your boat well, look at what my daughter-in-law is doing!" Sun Ce couldn't help it, laughed and said: "What this outsider said is not right, I look at him, obviously she is peeking at me!" The people next to him laughed!

I said loudly: "Hey, you untouchables, what are you laughing at, you dare to look at my daughter-in-law, be careful that Lao Tzu will pull out your eyes!" A villager-looking man next to him said, "Who are you, so arrogant!" “

I smiled and said, "Hey, open your dog's eyes and see, the eldest son of Lao Tzu Tong Wai Tong Bancheng!" The villager said, "Don't brag, if you are a foreigner, you can still squeeze this broken boat with us across the river!" "Hey. The pen and the fun and the pavilion www.biquge.info negligent, negligent, he reminded me, how can there be a rich man squeezing this broken ship.

I thought for a moment and said, "Do you know why?" Lao Tzu is sympathetic to the people's feelings, you have had enough of a prosperous life, and experience the life of your gang. Aha. Next to him, Zhou Yu pulled me and said: "The play has been performed, it's too ostentatious, you will provoke the whole boat in a while, and throw you into the river to feed Wang Ba!"

I thought about what Zhou Yu said is very reasonable, as the saying goes, listen to people's persuasion to eat a full meal, I sat down decisively! Zhou Yu whispered in my ear: "I saw the gray clothes in the back, he has followed us from the street, I guess there is a play today!" I turned my head slightly to look at the scenery, and a roe deer curled up in a corner.

I said, "Keep an eye on this thing and see what he's up to for a while!" When the boat was almost there, he swept the gray-clad man in the middle to the stern of the boat, took a pigeon out of his bosom and threw it, and then quickly ran back to his original position!

Zhou Yu and I both saw it, Zhou Yu nodded at me, I stood up and took the cigarette pouch and said, "I'm tired, go to the bow to breathe!" After speaking, I walked to the bow of the boat and whispered to Ge Xuan at the bow of the boat: "Be careful, they may be coming!" Ge Xuan ignored me, just nodded slightly, I circled back and forth, notified the two of them and walked back to my seat.

After about half an hour, a sailboat sailed in the distance, and it was so fast that it was only a few minutes from the time I saw him in front of us, and at the bow stood a man dressed more aggressively than I was, with a bandage on his head, and a feather of a bird that I don't know what it was, and two conspicuous bells at his waist, and a short crossbow in his hand!

When his boat was still seven or eight meters away from us, the cargo jumped up and jumped onto our boat and said, "Everyone, I'm sorry, you have bad luck today, you met my uncle!" The people on the boat clenched their things in a panic, and someone whispered, "What a bad luck, how did you meet this brocade thief!" “

As soon as I heard it, hey, good luck, it turns out that this bag is Gan Ning! I stood up and pretended to be very scared, and said tremblingly, "Who are you, rushing here to rob the road, do you know who I am, master!" ”

Gan Ning turned his head and looked at me disdainfully and said, "Who?" I said, "My dad is in Bancheng, let my dad know that you robbed me of things, my dad will definitely not let you go!" Gan Ning frowned and said, "Who said I was going to rob you of something?" Well? I also rely on craftsmanship to eat, and it is too insulting for us to rob our industry! Shall we call this a good thing? But when I met a fat sheep today, I didn't take it, I called it away! “

I trembled and said, "What send, you want to send me something?" Aha, I'm scared to hear my dad's name! Gan Ning was happy: "Since my debut, only I have taken someone else's, no one can take me, I asked your father to send me money!" Didn't I take it, understood? Tong Yuanwai's stupid son! Whoever came, they all tied me up and brought them back to the water village! “

A small minion next to Gan Ning said: "Why bring it back, just kill the rest!" Gan Ning smiled and said, "I'm free to use it!" "After about forty minutes, we were hooded and we were still in a water cell, with the lower half of our bodies in the water and the cage lid on top of our heads.

Our boatload of twenty people was locked in four cages, and I turned my head to look at Zhou Yu and said, "Alas, your makeup is all spent, it doesn't look good!" Zhou Yu glanced at me and said, "Can you say something useful?" ”

I said, "This is very useful, if it doesn't make sense, you can still go up and confuse them, but now you can only go up and scare them!" But I guess they don't eat scare this set! ”

Zhou Yu directly ignored my words and began to look around, and I said again: "This young lady, can you face me squarely, we have successfully come in, and then what should we do?" Is it just taking a bath here? “

Zhou Yu didn't look at me and said, "Later, they will come and ask for your address, and then go to your father to ask for money, and then act when the opportunity comes!" I said, "If you don't have an idea, just say you don't have an idea, see a hairy machine, do a hairy thing!" “

After a while, two little minions fished me out and said, "Let's go!" I said, "You can't throw my daughter-in-law here, he has to go with me!" My dad loves her! The little minion thought for a moment and said, "Then take it with you!" “

We walked through the dark passageway for five minutes before being taken to a hall where many people were sitting drinking and chatting. A bald old man was made on a big Taishi chair in the middle, although he looked not young, but his tendons and flesh were still there, and he was lying there bare-chested!

At this time, Gan Ning said: "Father-in-law, this is today's harvest, today I caught a son who is an outsider, we can ask his father to give money, and we will return his son!" The old man didn't look at it, but he still looked up and said, "Xingba, you think it's so easy to kidnap a ticket!" ”

Gan Ning said: "Father-in-law, I have thought about it, I have brought this boatload of people, I will first put a woman with a child back and let him report the news, so that they can know about this, and also let this woman not come nonsense, and then he will give money to one person, I will release one person, and finally release his son, a total of twenty, he will not give twenty money, I will feed his son fish!" “

The old man raised his head and said, "It's a little interesting, then do as you do!" But remember, take it when you see it, don't be too greedy. We have been able to survive in this industry until now, just because I am not greedy, old man, and I will lose a big loss because of a small one! Go ahead! “

Gan Ning replied, turned his head to me and smiled at me, "Tell me your address, Young Master Kuo!" I smiled and said, "Hehe, I've heard the prestige of Jinfan Hero, it's really a blessing to meet today, haha!" Your two bells are so handsome. “

Gan Ning heard it: "Haha, is it?" Have you heard of me? I said with a look of admiration: "That's necessary, your name has spread among us recently, saying that you are not afraid of the government and took the foxtail grass from Sun Jian's ancestral house, but no one found it, how wonderful!" Sun Jian, their family is so powerful, they can't do anything about you! “

Gan Ning glared and said, "What did you say?" Foxtail? I've never seen any foxtail grass at all! I don't care to do this stealing thing! I was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Ah, haha, the hero is so modest, and he never leaves a name for doing good deeds!" ”

Gan Ning said angrily: "Fart, it's not Lao Tzu who did it, why did Lao Tzu admit it!" I feigned confusion and said, "Huh? That's strange, it wasn't you who did it, who else could it be? Could it be that someone wants to frame the hero?" Gan Ning heard it: "Who is so bold, he actually stole something and planted it on Uncle Ben, and when I find out, he will cut him with a thousand knives!" “

Gan Ning grabbed me by the collar and said, "Where did you hear that?" I shuddered and said, "Uncle spare my life, I also heard it when I was drinking tea in the teahouse that day!" Everyone is saying that you stole the foxtail! Gan Ning pushed me away and said, "Father-in-law, the money is small and the reputation is big, I'll find out who planted me now!" By the way, what is foxtail? ”

I fanned the flames and said: "You don't know, foxtail grass is a very magical herb, which can restore the broken bones as before, and people who are not sick can also strengthen their bodies by sniffing this thing all year round, steel and iron bones!" This is the most powerful thing in the Sun Mansion. When Gan Ning heard it, "It's so amazing?" I can't complain that it can be stolen in General Sun's mansion! It must be the work of a master! ”

At this time, the old man said slowly: "Xingba, I advise you not to investigate this matter, we are robbers, why care about reputation, we can't afford to wade through troubled waters!" "I thought to myself, what an old man, I can hear that this thing is not ordinary in a few words, I can't complain that he hasn't been beaten out for so many years, you are smarter than Luo Sanpao! No, I still have to give Gan Ning a fire.

I said: "How can the prestige of the hero be ruined by such a thief, he is clearly challenging you, you are willing to swallow this kind of cowardice!" Let me tell you, when I saw the hero today, I admired him, I am not a troublemaker, people have treasured it, but I can't bear to put the basin on your head, and I can't bear it. Before Gan Ning could speak, the old man spoke first: "Come on, bring these two down first!" "Then we were both thrown back into the water prison.

Zhou Yu said: "I didn't see that you are quite good at speaking!" I smiled and said, "Hehe, it's fun to poke a stupid dog on the wall!" You must have the consciousness that watching the excitement is not a big deal! Zhou Yu sighed and said: "It's so dark, I can see your obscene heart!" “

I said, "Damn, if you don't mix up obscenely, you have to be obscene, so that you can be super-god!" Zhou Yu automatically filtered out my nonsense and said: "That old man is not simple, it is estimated that it is impossible for Gan Ning to investigate this matter, but with his performance just now, I estimate that he will come to us to ask for details!" I nodded and said, "Well, there is a possibility, first I thought that there were still people outside who answered, let's leave after probing, and now those three have also been arrested, so it's not easy for us to go!" ”

Zhou Yu said: "Look at this thief is not a great evil, if it really doesn't work, let's have a showdown with him, let's help him, he helps us!" I said, "That's all there is to it!" I looked up and looked for them, and when I saw the three of them in the cage opposite, I asked, "How are you doing?" ”

Sun Ce said without hesitation: "Have you discussed when to do it?" I'm almost mossed! I said, "Wait, when the time comes, you will rush out when I cough, and by the way, will you be able to open the lock?" Ge Xuan said: "I just studied it, and there should be no problem with opening it." “

I said, "Hey, Doctor Ge, you can also pick the lock when you slip the door, don't you often pry open the widow's door to see someone's doctor!" After saying that, a few of us laughed, and Ge Xuan said helplessly: "You can't accumulate some virtue with your broken mouth, I studied some Qimen Dunjia in my early years, and I have done a lot of mechanical things in it, and this lock is to make a branch and poke it open!" ”

I said excitedly: "Hey, I have time to teach me Qimen Dunjia, I also want to learn this thing, it must be amazing!" Ge Xuan pursed his lips and said, "Well, when the time comes, don't teach you, you're annoying!" "Before, Ge Xuan said to teach me the art of alchemy, but I didn't learn it because I was too troublesome! When we were idle here, there were footsteps in the distance, Gan Ning really came to find us, he sent his men away and squatted down and said, "Where did you hear about this, take me to find it!" ”

I said, "Didn't your father-in-law let you go, Sao Nian!" Gan Ning said: "You can't control this, I'm in charge of my own affairs!" I said, "It's okay to take you there, but you have to promise me one condition, let alone take you there, I can help you find it together!" Gan Ning said: "Say, don't go too far! ”

I said, "You've got to let these people go, or I'd rather pay to buy them out!" Gan Ning said, "That's it, it's a big deal, let it go now, but you have to come with me to find the teahouse you heard!" ”

I nodded and agreed, and then Gan Ning called the little minions over and said, "Let them all go, there's no use value, I'll take these two away!" The little minions answered, and then fished them out one by one, blindfolded, and took them out! In front of my eyes, I nodded to the three of them! The three of them responded and were escorted down! Gan Ning said: "Let's go too, I still have to cover your eyes, this is the rule." “

An hour later, the three of us returned to the shore again, and when we woke up, we saw that the three of them were already squatting on the ferry, waiting for us, and even changed their clothes. As soon as the three of us got off the boat, the three of them surrounded us, and the five of us surrounded Gan Ning in the middle, and Sun Ce jumped over and shouted: "Oh, where are the thieves!" "It came up with his fists, and neither Zhou Yu nor I reflected it, he had already rushed up.

Gan Ning is not a vegetarian, after saying a word where did the chop come from, he also swung his fist and rushed up, the two of them fought on the river bank for half an hour, the four of us sat on the stone next to me and watched, I smoked and said to Zhou Yu: "It's been fighting for so long, you don't need to go up to stop it!" “

Zhou Yu said: "If you stop him, he still has to fight, so it's better to let the two of them fight, don't you find that neither of them can beat anyone!" I said, "Will it end up being a lose-lose situation?" Zhou Yu said: "The two of them are not fools! I said, "But I'm a little tired from sitting, can we change places?" “

Zhou Yu said: "Hmm! It's almost time to withdraw! I said, "Hey, you two don't fight, we're tired of watching, come, come and rest!" Sun Ce waved his fist and said, "Give me another stick of incense time, and I'll kill him!" “

Gan Ning said: "Don't brag about you, I'll kill you in a while!" So the two fought more intensely, I covered my face and came back, stabbed Zhou Yu and said, "You go on, I'm out of line!" “

Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "Don't fight, you two are your own people!" Gan Ning said: "Whoever is with you is your own person!" Sun Ce said: "Your own people will soak their own people in water and feed the fish? The two of them fought even hotter, Zhou Yu also came back and sat down, and he was out of line!

Ge Xuan said helplessly: "Look at me, you two are so stupid!" Then he walked over with his hands behind his back and said, "I know the whereabouts of the foxtail grass!" Then the two of them stopped in an instant, and they both ran over and asked, how do you know! I said to Zhou Yu: "It's still Doctor Ge's words to the point!" ”

Ge Xuan said: "That is necessary, the medicine will be cured." The two of them surrounded Ge Xuan and asked, Ge Xuan said: "You two are really troublesome, don't ask, I just wanted you to stop fighting, you are all here to find foxtail grass, why should your own people consume their own physical strength first!" ”

Gan Ning said suspiciously, "You are also looking for this herb?" What do you mean, I don't understand! I said, "Don't worry, listen to me explain to you, it is Sun Jian's eldest son Sun Ce who has been knocking with you for so long, and next to him is his daughter-in-law, Zhou Yu." This one next to me is Ge Xuan, my senior brother, this is Cang You, my friend, I am Tong Qiang, and I am the captain of the cavalry. We are here to find the foxtail grass lost by Sun Ce's family, and according to legend, you stole it, but after these things just now, it must not be you, so now there are no clues, and we have to find it again! “

Gan Ning exclaimed: "You are all from the government? Are you trying to arrest me? Zhou Yu kicked me and said, "We are not that interested, we are just looking for you to confirm whether you have foxtail grass on you, and now it is confirmed that you have nothing to do with foxtail grass, in fact, you can go!" “

Gan Ning glared: "Hey, if you don't catch it, you won't catch it, Uncle Ben won't leave today, I will definitely find out the thief who insulted my prestige, and I will track it down with you!" Zhou Yu turned his head to look at us, and I said, "Well, it's okay, but can I have a request?" “

Gan Ning said: "What requirements? Don't try to give me orders. I wiped my sweat and said: "You think too much, can you take off the bell on your body, this is walking on the street, as soon as your bell rings, we will directly attract the attention of ten thousand people!" Gan Ning suddenly said, "Oh, this, okay." As he spoke, he took the bell down and threw it into the river.

Sun Ce asked suspiciously: "Why do you have to have a bell every time you rob the road?" Gan Ning said proudly: "I'm dressed so handsomely, I have to let them pay attention to me!" "We're collectively silent, how narcissistic this thing is!

After a while, Ge Xuan first broke the silence and said, "Then what should we do now, there are no clues, how can we track down the foxtail grass?" Then there was silence again.

After a while, I said, "Why don't we find a place to eat?" When you have enough food and drink, you will have the strength to use your brain!" Everyone agreed, and then a group of six of us found a restaurant and began to eat, and as soon as we entered the door, Xiao Er greeted: "A few guest officers, please inside." “

Zhou Yu said: "Find us a quiet place!" By the way, he threw him some money, and when Xiao Er saw that the guest officer had given a reward, he happily led us to a single room by the window on the second floor, and then asked, "What do you want to eat?" “

Sun Ce and Gan Ningqi said: "Wine, meat, big plates!" After saying that, the two of them looked at each other and laughed, and I said, "Can the two good friends take care of my brother's feelings!" Ge Xuan said, "It's okay, I can eat it!" I said, "I see that you actually have no limit!" Ge Xuan said: "How can this be called no lower limit, I am a monk, and I am not a monk, why can't I eat!" “

I think about it, he didn't have a Taoist priest at this time, the ancestor of the Taoist rules is still the invincible Wang Chongyang in Huashan, next to me this is one of the magical four heavenly masters admired by future generations, he said that he can eat, that is right! But looking at his current appearance, I really can't imagine that he will have such a high achievement in the future! Ge Xuan was stunned when he saw me staring at him, and then shook it in front of my eyes and said, "Hurry up and eat, what are you stunned about, this sauce meat sauce is good, it's delicious!" Hey, this wine is also very fragrant! “

I came back to my senses and found that except for Zhou Yu, who was chewing and eating there slowly, the remaining four people were robbing, and Sun Ce actually grabbed the chicken leg that Cang You had put in the bowl and ate it! I said, "Sun Ce, you are also from a big family, how can you be reincarnated like a starving ghost!" Sun Ce muttered while chewing the chicken legs: "You don't know how fragrant it is to eat when you rush to eat, haha, bring it!" As he spoke, he added another piece of braised pork to the side with chopsticks!

I said, "Hey, that's forcing me to make a big move." I picked up the chopsticks and stabbed them four times in a row, and the four lion heads were strung together by me, and I smiled and said, "Have you ever seen a sugar gourd with meat filling?" "I haven't finished my show-off words, I have been robbed of the two, I was speechless, quickly like eating mutton skewers, hold both ends, and start to gnaw in the middle, this big meatball, two bites will be tired, but I won't let go, and if I put it down, there will be nothing.

After eating a meal like a galloping horse for more than an hour, after eating and drinking, I sat down and lit a cigarette pouch and said, "Eating a meal is more tiring than beating Yang Zhaicheng!" You beasts! ”