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"Endless twitter? If I had known, I wouldn't talk much. Zhu Shou had a headache when he looked at the spittle flying on his head, and this history teacher was energetic as soon as he talked about his evaluation of the emperor.

Originally, this history class was about Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and after each lecture, Zhang Hongwen always liked to comment on the characters he talked about. This is not just after the end of the sentence I want to evaluate Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and it is also strange that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty is too famous Zhu Shou has often watched the TV series Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty since he was sensible, and he really knows Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty too well, and he feels that it is really boring, so he said to Zhang Hongwen about Emperor Wu of the Ming Dynasty, who would have thought that Emperor Wu of the Ming Dynasty did not have Emperor Wu of the Ming Dynasty, but there was one.

And so he began to talk about it. "Zhu Shou, listen carefully, the teacher talks about your ancestors." Li Lingling, who was at the same table, poked Zhu Shou with his elbow,

Zhu Shou was not happy when he heard it, "Your ancestor, the ancestor of your whole family!" Is it okay for my ancestor to be Zhu Xi. "Zhu Shou hates others the most that he is a descendant of Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, the reason is very simple, he thinks Zhu Yuanzhang's portrait is too ugly and has nothing to do with him." I'm so handsome, so much like Zhu Xi. ”

"Narcissism!" Li Lingling pursed his lips and ignored him anymore,

"Zhu Xi can be recorded in history and celebrities through the ages, so you will return Zhu Xi's descendants. I see that you are similar to Zhu Houzhao, and you will fool around if you don't know how to study all day long. Zhu Shou and Li Lingling's words were all heard by Zhang Hongwen, so he complained about it.

Zhu Shou's old face turned red when he heard this, and he seemed to be really similar to himself......

But liking to drink, liking beautiful women, and loving to fight are not all common phenomena in today's society, what's wrong with me, and scolding me for being Zhu Houzhao. Hum! When I grow up, I want to be a teacher, and then I will scold the students and take revenge on the society!

"But there are also people who think he is ......." Zhang Hongwen continued, but it didn't matter what he said, because Zhu Shou couldn't hear it at all. Because he had covered his ears and lay on the table, he slowly fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but Zhu Shou felt that he had slept for a long time. I can't wake up if I want to, what's going on? Could it be that you have encountered the legendary ghost press?

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince wake up. Wake up! ”

There was a familiar voice in his ears, and Zhu Shou immediately came to his senses when he heard a voice like Zhang Hongwen, and raised his head suddenly. "Teacher, I was wrong, I'm sorry I didn't dare to sleep in class." Before he could open his eyes, Zhu Shou stood up and lowered his head and shouted,

Hey? How did the sound become so thin?

"Huh? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is coming, don't sleep. The emperor, his old man, saw that you were sleeping and not studying here, and he probably had to punish the old slave again. ”

What His Royal Highness the Prince? Lao Zhang lectured and entered the play? Zhu Shou rubbed his eyes and looked at everything in front of him, the desk was gone, and the teachers and classmates were gone. I was actually in a big hall, and I used two words to describe "luxury!" "It looks like this is the Forbidden City, what the hell is going on?

looked at Zhang Hongwen standing in front of him, wearing the clothes of an ancient eunuch, standing there with his head down and not moving. It's not going to be filming, is it? Let me play the prince, why is there no one to discuss with me? Zhu Shou thought in his heart and opened his mouth to ask Zhang Hongwen, "Teacher Zhang, what happened?" Why don't you talk to me when acting? ”

"What? Teacher Zhang? How can a slave be a teacher of His Royal Highness, and the old slave is not surnamed Zhang. Zhang Hongwen said in a posture of bowing his head and waist, not to mention how funny it is.

"Haha! Mr. Zhang's acting skills are good. It's a pity if you don't win the actor. Zhu Shou laughed, and then asked in a low voice, "Are you still filming now?" How's the pay? If you want to talk to me about filming. "Hey, why do I feel shorter? The sound is not right. Is the equipment for filming TV dramas so advanced now? Even the sound can be changed.

"Your Highness, you can torture the old slave, don't call the old slave teacher anymore. The old slave can't afford it! Besides, the minion is not surnamed Zhang! ”

"How did my hands get so small?" Zhu Shou looked at his little hand and was terrified, what happened here? "That's not right, isn't it? Teacher Zhang, why are you hurting me? Even if I sleep in class, I don't have to be so tidy, right? "The legendary rejuvenation doesn't really exist, does it? I actually became the second Conan......

"What are you talking about? How is it so strange. Zhang Hongwen said with some fear,

"The emperor has arrived!" A high-pitched, piercing voice came,

"Your Majesty? Which celebrity plays my father? Zhu Shou muttered to himself, I don't know what to do, what lines are I going to say next? Why didn't the director tell me? Where did the filmers film? Don't I have to shout cards if I don't say my lines?

A young man in his twenties, dressed in a red dragon robe and wearing a golden crown, walked towards him. He was followed by a middle-aged minister in court clothes. The young man looked at him with a hint of doting in his eyes. "What an acting school! That look is all drama. But he's not a well-known actor, right? It is estimated that he will be the next actor to choose. Zhu Shou couldn't help muttering,

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live" Seeing the young man Zhang Hongwen, he immediately knelt down.

"Flat!"

"Why didn't Zhao'er see her father? Is his biological father angry? The young man smiled kindly and actually hugged Zhu Shou.

"Your Majesty, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is a little strange." Zhang Hongwen said in a low voice, for fear of being heard by Zhu Shou. But Zhu Shou doesn't care about anything else, but his hearing is abnormal,

"How did I get so small?" Zhu Shou was making a fuss on the young man,

"It's really weird." The young man put down Zhu Shou and nodded expressionlessly, "Quickly pass on the Imperial Doctor!" ”

"Huh? I'm dying! "Since it's acting, let's cooperate well, I also have acting skills! Seeing Zhu Shou lying on the ground, the frightened young man hurriedly went up and picked him up and put him on the bed.

"Zhao'er!"

"Zhao'er? Who is Zhao'er? Am I Zhao'er? It turns out that the prince I played is called Zhao'er. I don't know which famous prince in history it is. ”

After a while, a white-bearded old man came, "This is the one who plays the imperial doctor?" It's a bit too doctoral. ”

The white-bearded old man groped for a long time on Zhu Shou's body, checking his pulse and touching his head, and then frowned slightly and said slowly, "Your Majesty, there is nothing wrong with His Royal Highness the Prince." Lao Chen really couldn't see anything wrong. Maybe His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is naughty and joking with His Majesty. ”

"Good! You go down first. The young man commanded, "Liu Jin, go and call the queen quickly." ”

"It turns out that the eunuch played by the teacher is called Liu Jin? Ha ha. Zhu Shou laughed,

The young man and Zhang Hongwen all frowned and looked at Zhu Shou in confusion. "You can't read and read stupidly, right? Child, I shouldn't let you read at such a young age, you can have fun from today onwards. ”

"Your Majesty! Think again! A middle-aged man dressed as a minister next to him said solemnly, "How can His Royal Highness the Crown Prince not study as a prince?" Then how will you inherit the throne in the future? ”

The young man sighed, "Elder Li Ge doesn't need to say much, I am such a prince as Xian'er, as long as he is happy." It's not too late to study later, I can fight for him for a few more years! ”

“......”。

"It turns out that this is a TV series of the Ming Dynasty. I don't know who this is playing my son? The acting is really top-notch. I don't know why I can't be an actor with such high acting skills? ”

"Ahem, father. I'm fine. Zhu Shou cleared his throat and said, since it is filming, you have to be serious. I don't know which prince of the Ming Dynasty I play.

"The Queen Mother has arrived."

"The queen is here, look at what happened to our photos." A gorgeously dressed beautiful woman walked slowly, only to see wearing a dragon and phoenix bead crown, wearing a red large-sleeved shirt, adding a xia veil on the clothes, a red Luo long skirt, a red jacket, and a dragon and phoenix ornament on the first dress, embroidered with a woven gold dragon and phoenix pattern, and embroidered ornaments. Zhu Shou has seen some types of clothing in the Ming Dynasty on the Internet, so he is quite familiar with this outfit.

"Ouch! My Zhao'er, the queen mother has only seen you for a long time. You see your clothes are dirty. Come, bring the prince a clean garment. The queen had a loving expression.

A palace maid went down and quickly retrieved a small clean vermilion garment. "This is the prince's costume?"

A woman who looked like a palace maid came over and hugged Zhu Shou to the back of the main hall, and was about to take off Zhu Shou's clothes. Zhu Shou was frightened, when did he even shoot when he was acting, he even changed clothes? "Men and women don't kiss, just let me come to this little thing, sister's surname?"

"Huh? His Royal Highness the Prince, please don't be embarrassed as a slave. The woman immediately knelt down to Zhu Shou, looking pitiful, which made Zhu Shou feel distressed.

"Oh well. You can change it for me. There was no way, Zhu Shou had to promise her. Looking at the woman's appearance, she should be about the same age as herself.

The woman took off Zhu Shou's clothes, and Zhu Shou couldn't help but look at his little jj, "Huh? How did it get smaller? "It used to be a majestic hard thing! What's going on......

The more Zhu Shou thinks about it, the more wrong it becomes, even if the current technology is developed, it is impossible to make Xiao JJ smaller? Combined with his own body shape, could it really be that he has traveled to the Ming Dynasty? Did he really become the Ming Wuzong Zhu Houzhao that Zhang Hongwen talked about?