Chapter Twenty-Nine: Reversing the hearts of all living beings and Buddhas, women disguise themselves as men and play tricks

Let's say that Shi Xiu listened to Pan Qiaoyun's instructions, went downstairs, and went to support and manage. After a while, I saw the walkers come to light candles and burn incense first. After a few moments, Pei Ruhai led the monks to the dojo, and Pan Gong and Shi Xiu followed, treating each other with tea and soup, moving the drums and cymbals, and singing praises.

Shi Xiu went to call Qiaoyun downstairs, only to see Pei Ruhai and a young monk making a pear, sowing a bell and pestle, sending a prayer to invite the Buddha, offering fasting and praising offerings, and the main alliance of the great protectors of the Dharma Altar, "posthumously recommending the deceased husband Wang Abssi to be born in the heavenly realm early."

I saw that Qiaoyun Qiaosu dressed up, came to the altar, held the hand stove, and made incense to the Buddha. That Pei Ruhai was more than reckless, shaking the bell and pestle, and reciting the mantra. When this monk saw Yang Xiong's wife, they all turned upside down.

All the monks saw this woman on the altar, and they all danced with their hands and feet, and for a time they were foolish with the Buddha nature and Zen mind, and they were unsettled and unsettled, so it is rare for a monk to be virtuous in the world.

Shi Xiu looked at it from the side, and also sneered: "It seems that there is a lot of merit here, and it is better to avoid sin than to be a blessing." "Shaojian, the alliance has been completed, and the monks are invited to eat and fast inside, but Pei Ruhai is behind the monks, turning his head, greedy for the color of Qiaoyun, and he can't wait to swallow Qiaoyun in one bite. Qiaoyun was stunned, only thinking about the benefits of his officials, and when he thought of his feelings, the corners of his mouth seemed to be charming.

When Pei Ruhai saw it, he smiled with himself, and he also frowned at the moment, showing affection with his eyes. Qiaoyun didn't pay attention to it here, Shi Xiu saw it in his eyes, and he was unhappy. All the monks sat down to eat fasting, drank a few glasses of vegetarian wine first, moved out of fasting, and all paid for it. Pan Gong said: "All the masters are full of fasting. ”

As he was talking, he heard a woman outside the house calling: "Can you be at home at the festival level?" When Shi Xiu went out to look, it was Hu Sanniang who came. Hurriedly introduced under great joy. Qiaoyun was even more overjoyed when she saw that Sanniang came. At that moment, he took his hand and was about to go up to the small building to speak.

When a group of monks were fasting, they saw another stunning person. I was even more stunned, all the bowls in my hands fell, and a pair of eyes only looked at it. Pei Ruhai saw it, he was taken aback for a while, and thought secretly: "Where did such a stunning lady come from, she is still a little more beautiful than her junior sister, if you can have a night of happiness with her, it is the Buddha who is also vulgar." Since I came to find my sister, I must be familiar with my sister. If you can hook your hand, it would be good. ”

At that moment, Pei Ruhai coughed lightly, and a group of monks came back to their senses, picked up the bowls, and only lowered their heads to eat fasting, not daring to look at it again. Shi Xiu saw it in the box, and he was angry.

Pei Ruhai ignored himself, stepped forward with a dazzled smile, and said, "Senior sister is hard. Qiaoyun saw that it was Pei Ruhai, and hurriedly returned the salute: "There is Senior Brother Lao." Tomorrow, I will invite my brother to come and collect the merit money. Pei Ruhai said: "The little monk remembers." Then he peeked at Sanniang, and asked, "I just don't know who this female Tanyue is?" I haven't seen it before. ”

Qiao Yun said: "This lady is a doctor who is familiar with my family's officials, and her medical skills are excellent. At that moment, Sanniang and Pei Ruhai were introduced, and Sanniang glanced at Pei Ruhai. I was not angry, and I thought to myself: "This guy has a good skin, if I was still a man." Just like him. ”

After the introduction, Pei Ruhai said: "The lady practices medicine." It is a benevolent person, and it must be a person who is destined for Buddhahood. Sanniang said: "I have upheld the Pure Land religion of Buddhism over the years. Practice for a long time. Pei Ruhai said with a smile: "But it is a coincidence, the little monk has also learned the Buddhism of the Pure Land Sect since he was a child, and I don't know if the lady is willing to go to the temple to listen to some Buddhism." Sanniang secretly sneered in her stomach: "This lewd monk must want to hook up with someone again, it's good to go to his temple, the Jizhou official army granary is next to his Bao'en Temple, and he can burn the granary sooner or later when he goes there." At the moment, he didn't break it in his mouth, but only asked: "I don't know where Guibaosha is?" Pei Ruhai said with a smile: "It is the Bao'en Temple in Jizhou City." ”

Sanniang pretended to be happy and said: "That's good, tomorrow I will go to Guibaosha to listen to the Dharma." Then Sanniang only looked at Qiaoyun and asked, "How about Sister-in-law go with me?" Pei Ruhai was even happier when he heard this, and secretly thought: "If you can get your sister together, the two beauties will naturally be better in your arms." So he said, "How about my sister go with me?" ”

But I don't want Qiaoyun to be like glue with Yang Xiong here, where are you willing to go? He said: "Tomorrow, the officials will have to go home for dinner sooner or later, so they won't go." Sanniang bowed slightly when she heard this, but Pei Ruhai was only slightly disappointed, but when she saw Sanniang's face, she was happy again.

After the two compartments were decided, Sanniang talked to Qiaoyun in the small building, and Pei Ruhai and other monks had their own meals. After a while, all the monks fasted and got up to eat. Turn around and re-enter the dojo. Shi Xiu only saw that Pei Ruhai was not thoughtful, unhappy, only pushed his stomachache, and went to sleep behind the wall.

After Sanniang and Qiaoyun arrived at the small building, Qiaoyun covered the door, turned around and said happily: "The lady is really wonderful, the official's secret illness is gone, and she has recovered her male style." Sanniang covered her mouth and smiled: "I also have sex and sex, but I am also happy to see that your husband and wife are harmonious." ”

After Qiao Yun thanked him again, he just frowned and said, "When the lady goes to Bao'en Temple tomorrow to listen to the Dharma, you must pay attention to my senior brother." My senior brother is fine, but he has a little bit of a trick in his belly. ”

Sanniang was slightly surprised and asked, "Why do you say that?" Qiao Yun said: "In the two years since I got married to an official, because things were not going well in the official's room here, I was depressed, and he often came to tease me. At that time, I was able to hold on to it, so I didn't do anything wrong. Just looking at the senior brother's demeanor towards the lady today, it seems that he has other thoughts, so please pay attention to the lady. ”

Sanniang sighed secretly: "I think that this Pan Qiaoyun stole the monk behind her husband's back in the original book, and it was only because she had been married for more than two years, and she lived a widow's life. At this time, Yang Xiong was cured, and his husband and wife reconciled, and there were still words in this box, so they no longer had the heart of stealing monks. At that moment, he said: "Thank you sister-in-law for mentioning it, I know here." ”

The two of them were talking upstairs, and Qiaoyun only asked Yang Xiong about his illness, and only said, "That medicine last night was an aphrodisiac?" I'm afraid that I will hurt my body if I use it too much. Sanniang said: "Actually, the pill I gave is not an aphrodisiac, it is just a solid Peiyuan Dan, and it is okay to take it." Qiao Yun blushed and thought secretly: "It's that kind of medicine, it turns out that last night was just the temperament of an official." ”

After talking for a while, Sanniang said goodbye, Qiaoyun sent downstairs, only to see Pei Ruhai reading the scriptures with all the monks, asking the king of heaven to worship and confess, set up a bath to summon the dead, and pay tribute to the three treasures. At this time, the monks were sleepy, and when Pei Ruhai saw the two girls coming downstairs, he became more reckless and recited loudly. After Sanniang and Qiaoyun looked at each other and smiled, Sanniang said goodbye and left, and Qiaoyun asked Shi Xiu to help take care of the dojo and then went back upstairs to rest.

The next day, after Sanniang got up, he instructed Zheng Ying, and it was agreed that he would first burn the granary of the Jizhou official army, Sanniang first went to Bao'en Temple to lay down, and sneaked to the granary at night to inquire about the path.

After the discussion, Sanniang changed into a plain dress and came to Bao'en Temple. Outside the temple, there was a small novice who entered the house, and later Pei Ruhai personally came to the door to pick it up. Seeing Sanniang, Pei Ruhai was overjoyed and said: "The female Tanyue is really a person who is sincere to the Buddha. Sanniang said: "There is a senior monk who personally takes the lead, but yesterday I heard that the senior monk still wants to go to his sister-in-law to get merit money?" ”

Pei Ruhai said: "You don't have to go, my junior sister sent her uncle Shi Xiu to send the money this morning." Hearing that tone, she was a little disappointed, and Sanniang said secretly: "It seems that Qiaoyun will not give this lewd monk a chance." At that moment, he said: "In this case, there are Lao monks who teach Buddhism." ”

At this moment, he suddenly saw a group of people and horses turning on the street, and there were 100 native soldiers, and a young general riding a white horse went straight to the temple. Sanniang sighed slightly, and when she only looked at the young general, she couldn't help but want to laugh. Why laugh? It turned out that Sanniang saw at a glance that this young general was a woman dressed as a man, and her stomach was secretly funny: "I am a veteran of women dressing up as men, no matter how bad I am, I also know that I have to wrap my chest around my waist, this beauty is good, I don't shy away from slimming my waist and enlargement my breasts, is it really a blind person?" ”

When the young man dressed as a man rode a horse and came to see it closely, how was his life? But see: "The lips are red and the teeth are white, the eyes are bright, and the phoenix eyes and willow eyebrows are proud." The tenderness can't be hidden, and the battle jacket is beautiful. The powder face contains spring and does not show, and the red lips are not smiling first. Lilac knot hibiscus tapestry, not tied to the pearl sword. In the red light of the general's pretty shadow, it is the female and female flying guard. ”

When the young general came closer, Pei Ruhai also stepped forward with a dazzled smile and saluted: "Where did this little general come from?" The young general turned over and jumped off the horse, and said with a slight displeasure: "The general is the general, why add a small word?" ”

Pei Ruhai Nuonuo said: "It's the little monk who said it badly, I don't know what to call the general?" What are you doing here? The young general said: "My surname is Chen, and my name is General Chen." After that, he took out an official document from his bosom and said: "I am here under the order of the general of the soldiers and horses of Benzhou, and the army will go out in the near future, and I am ordered to patrol the surroundings and guard the granary." Your temple here is close to my granary of officers and soldiers, so you have to go inside to inspect one or two. ”

Pei Ruhai hurriedly said: "The temple is full of monks and good believers, and there are no idle people. Speaking of this, General Chen's phoenix eyes rolled, and after looking Sanniang up and down a few times, he asked, "Are there still such stunning women in and out of your temple?" ”

Pei Ruhai said: "There are often good women in and out of the temple, and they are all good women who worship the Buddha and repay their vows. General Chen smiled evilly, approached, stretched out his hand and touched Sanniang's face, and said with a smile: "What a Peugeot little lady, how about going to have a glass of wine and fun with me?" ”

That General Chen stretched out his hand, not fast or slow, Sanniang already knew that she was testing herself, and she pretended to be unable to dodge at the moment, and was touched by her, and then blushed, pretending to be panicked and took a step back and said: "General, the solemn place of Buddhism, please respect yourself." ”

General Chen didn't give up, forced forward with a smile, stretched out his hand to pull Sanniangyu's hand, and said with a smile: "The lady is panicked, and General Ben will cherish you here." Sanniang couldn't cry or laugh, she used to dress up as a man and play with other beauties, but she didn't expect to be played by a beautiful female general today. (To be continued.) )

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