Chapter 65, Pippi Shrimp! Let's go!
Li Qingzhao disdains to compete with a group of laypeople for food. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
She kept herself clean and left alone in the courtyard, refusing to go into the house.
His own red jade maid is growing her body, and she is thinking about eating meat all day long, and Li Qingzhao knows it.
Although Sister Zhao has written countless little yellow poems, it should be regarded as a romantic talent.
She's certainly not going to be a bad woman.
As the daughter-in-law of the chief prime minister's mansion of the dynasty, Sister Zhao is naturally a good character. In addition to her passion for writing all kinds of small yellow poems, she is impeccable.
Be strict with yourself and lenient with others.
For the little maids around him, there are rewards, kindness, and coercion.
If she had been to the 21st century, she would have said to the little maid of Ruby: "Pipi Shrimp! Let's go! ”
It's a pity that Sister Zhao has never heard of the code of Pipi shrimp.
At this moment, she wanted to shout to her little maid, "Liang Hongyu! Let's go! ”
He hesitated for a moment, but did not shout.
Li Qingzhao wanted to use vegetarian food himself, but encouraged his little maid to go to the Zhu Yuan to eat pork, which was the reason why the master and servant were temporarily separated. At this time, Li Qingzhao saw at a glance that his maid had not had time to eat enough, and his heart softened, so he couldn't bear to urge him to leave.
This pork kitchen is naturally pickled, and it is inconvenient for Yi'an residents to enter.
I had to stand outside and talk to Cai Wu about the weather and poetry and songs.
In fact, Sister Zhao doesn't look down on this Cai Wu. However, this Cai Wu is always much more elegant and interesting than the other group of meat monks.
Because of this, I chatted with Cai Wuduo for a while.
Cai Wu this guy is only in his early twenties this year, and the too young, too simple Tucson is broken, and he can't understand the truth for a while, and he thinks that Yi Anju really appreciates his talent.
This Cai Wu didn't know that according to the high realm of his sister, he could casually throw off Cai Jing and Cai You, the father and son, who were more than a dozen streets away. Not to mention just one Cai Wu.
This Li Qingzhao is known as the "Graceful Word Sect", which is a generation of grandmasters, and a generation of senior sisters who inherit the past and the future. Speaking of which, Liu Sanbian is actually an elderly veteran in Sister Zhao's own family, but although Liu Sanbian's lyric writing skills are unique in the world and proud of the Northern Song Dynasty, he will eventually lose to Sister Qingzhao in the realm.
In later generations, some people put Li Qingzhao and Li Houzhu together and said: "Li Houzhu among men, Li Yi'an among women, is very true to be in the line." ”
In the Song Dynasty Ciyuan rivers and lakes with many geniuses, the Wanyue faction occupies a mountain and has its own vein, and everyone at the time called it "Yi'an Ti". Even Xin Qiji, a world-class master of cheating, also wrote in his own work, with the inscription: "In Boshan Road, it is easy to be safe."
Such achievements are enough to compare with Zhou Bangyan and beat Liu Sanchang. Su Dongpo has never taken filling in words as his strength, and in fact, he has to lose to Sister Zhao by one and a half points.
According to the long and short sentences made by my sister, why did I get such a high evaluation? Just because she's good-looking?
Of course not!
Throughout the ages, there have always been many talented and beautiful women, who love to write poems about their grievances in their lives, and according to what their sister did, they are actually grievances. But it has raised all the grievance poems of the past and present by more than one grade. From the cuteness, coquettishness, and pretending to be pitiful that the sisters have always been good at, this realm has suddenly sublimated to the eternal height of wisdom.
In the boudoir, there has always been a lot of incense and rhetoric, but the scholar class generally disdains to look at each other. To use an analogy, all the boudoir rhetoric before Li Qingzhao was basically denounced as low-level fun by cultural people.
It's like this willow three changes, if you don't make a "rain bell" in your life, and write some fixed turmoil, such as "the sunshine flowers, the warbler wears the willow belt, and the incense is still pressing" and the like, it will also be thrown away by Sister Zhao for several streets.
In the eyes of the literary and artistic masters of the Northern Song Dynasty, it seems that they are basically as vulgar and glamorous as Shu Qi's early stinky works, and they have no ideology. It's like a glamour. If the yang gang is sluggish, it must be a poisonous weed! Abandon it!
Even if this Liu Yong finally came up with a famous Yulin bell later, "Where to wake up tonight, the evening breeze and waning moon on the willow bank," this is still not enough to see. Although Yulinling is good, it is inevitably too sad to write.
This realm, in the end, is still not enough.
Li Qingzhao is good, but there are unsatisfactory places in life, and it is not enough to stop at the point, and he is slightly sad. is also sad and happy, and angry and angry. At first glance, it is far away, and it is moving. and refuses to be overly sentimental. It must be known that once this sentimentality is too hurt, it has the meaning of selling cuteness and begging for mercy, and brings the reader into an unpleasant experience. Therefore, this willow three changes are inferior in the realm after all.
Since this Liu Yongci is like Shu Qi's early stinky work, then this Li Qingzhao is the thirteen hairpins of Jinling, although he was born from the same third-level theme, he targeted the Oscars. This grade has suddenly improved a lot.
The twists and turns in this are what Cai Wulang, a young man in his early twenties, can understand.
So Cai Wu didn't care about it, let her little princess go, and let her run straight to fight for the meat in front of the old monk, but turned around and said to the senior sister in the courtyard:
"I will ...... my heart to the bright moon"
lowered his head, sniffed his cuffs, pretended to be forced, and said with all kinds of regret, "But the sleeves are empty, there is no fragrance and no smell, only ......"
This is not a poem, nor a word, nor a song of Yuefu and songs, this is actually the "Yan Duan" that is often found in the 72 main stores in Tokyo and the 3000 Qinglou tiles, that is, before the main song of the miscellaneous drama begins, the joke along the way to read and say the truth.
What is the only thing? Cai Wulang suddenly ran out of words.
Momentarily stuck. I couldn't make up this improvised good joke on the spot.
The little red jade loli finally found a powerful excuse, and no longer waited for the old monk to move first, and said:
"Only roast pork!"
The pretty Lori sound, the words were still not falling, and two slices of roast pork, one left and one right, flew towards Cai Wu in front of him.
This Cai Wu is a young literati, and he doesn't have any martial arts skills, how can he escape the "sleeve arrow" sneak attack of the future heroic marshal wife.
Two slices of fragrant, oily fat pork, caught off guard, thundered and stole the bell, and both flew into the cuffs on both sides of the captain.
"Old monk! You see, this Cai Wudu has already ...... Can we ......?"
The red jade little Lori had meat on her hands and couldn't retract it back into her sleeves, so she had to take advantage of the situation, and her ten fingers were opened, and she opened her teeth and claws at the remaining thirty slices of fat pork on the plate.
It seems to put on a posture of attacking and outflanking the encircled soldiers.
This is a bluff! She didn't dare to take it seriously, so she just started doing it directly. After all, although there is no Zhu Xi in these years, there is already Cheng Yi. The family law in the Prime Minister's Mansion of the Great Song Dynasty is quite strict!
Cai Wulang and Li Qingzhao are two dance texts, Wu Dalang's previous life and future generations are uneducated, so naturally they can hear the clouds and mountains and fog.
The two white little hands of the red jade little loli, such a god unfolded, Kuai Fei could see it very clearly.
How can I say that Fei Ge is also a frequent visitor to the Western Continent Forum. After all, he can be regarded as a half-enthusiast of cold weapon war history. Our Fei Ge thought at the time: This red jade little Lori! is indeed a good seedling! Look at her aura, she is really angry and swallows mountains and rivers! There is a great sweep of Liuhe and the annexation of the Eight Desolations! Sure enough, it's an elite foodie little Lori who is destined to become the marshal's deputy!
If you train her well, in the future! Eat Khitan in the north and swallow Jurchen in the east! By the way, you can also nibble on two bites of kimchi. Maybe, I don't need to be strong at all, my King Wu Muyue can get everything done in advance.
This love is like thirst, and it suddenly can't be held back, and it burns brightly.
Two or three steps to the table, he said to the old monk: "This dish is all from Little Lori!" Don't wait any longer! If you have to fight, wait and see! Sprinkle the family, this will make a new dish for you! ”
What is said about love is earnest, it is natural to take advantage of the situation and pretend to be forced. This truth is actually that Shu Huang is in a hurry for the sake of little Lori.
In order to love this genius little Lori, our Fei Ge is also quite hard. Even "little Lori", an illegal word that traveled through time and space, was so desperate that it was leaked out of the wrong words.
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