Chapter 55, Reversal of Praise and Disapproval
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Not only did he fulfill Kuai Fei's wish not to pirate Dongpo's patents, but even in terms of smelling incense, it greatly exceeded Fei Ge's own expectations in advance.
The hue is slightly worse, but because Bao Dayin of Kaifeng Mansion left a glorious and majestic image to the local people, bad things have become good things.
Black is beautiful! Charcoal is good! The general appearance and color of black charcoal will feel ugly in any era, but in this Northern Song Dynasty Tokyo City, this black charcoal hue can be endowed with the humanistic added value of fairness, honesty and wisdom and justice.
This is thanks to the unintentional ridicule that came out of the mouth of the little Lori of Hongyu.
She was also poor, and spoofed Bao Dayin, but she was crooked and righted Fei Ge's strange new dish.
Our Fei Ge is a grateful person.
Holding a tray in his hand, the tray was filled with such a new dish where ice and fire converged, and with friendly and harmonious eyes, he glanced deeply at the red jade little Lori.
I don't have time to pay attention to what the big monks and the little monks have to think......
Walked straight to Little Lori and handed the chopsticks in her hand.
"Taste it!"
Wu Dalang showed a kind and concerned smile on his face, and let Xiao Lori be the first to taste this new dish.
Good dishes need to be colorful, fragrant and flavorful.
This Jiao Knuckle is already very good in terms of incense, and it can surpass all the delicious things that the current Song people have done.
In terms of color, it should have hit the street, but it happened to borrow the ninety-nine degree dark fashion FASION led by Uncle Bao Zheng, reversing the praise and disapproval, and becoming a fashionable landscape.
But what about the taste? After all, food is meant to be eaten, and in the end, success or failure is determined by the feeling of eating it in your mouth.
Ruby Lori's face suddenly became more ruddy, red like a big apple!
Wu Dalang did this, but it was actually wrong.
The room is full of little monks, and there is an old monk, plus a Wu Erlang, who is stronger than Xiao Lori, a cheap maid from a teaching workshop!
Xiao Lori is now following Li Qingzhao and entering the Prime Minister's Mansion, so she is naturally brainwashed by the rules of the grand order of dignity and inferiority. Especially in the Prime Minister's Mansion, the family law is doubly strict, and the rules are much more solemn and strict than outside.
Adults don't move chopsticks, children dare to move first?
If the master does not eat, can the slave get ahead of the master?
The family law does not allow the servant to die like this!
This Kuai Fei is really young and frivolous enough, and he was so happy in his heart that he almost forgot that he had just crossed over to the Great Song Dynasty.
Young man, when his heart is in full swing, he is inevitably impulsive and frivolous, and he is inevitably ill-considered.
What we Fei Ge was thinking about at this time was just a LADY-FIRST, and if there was anything delicious, it must be to let the only girl present eat it first, which is a natural habit without thinking.
Especially this is a big Lori little beauty! If you change into white stockings and a small plaid skirt...... Tut-tut!
…… Wu Dalang's Adam's apple squirmed subconsciously, and he couldn't help but swallow a big mouthful of saliva.
Little Lori's face was flushed, and she couldn't help but take half a step back.
With a grunt, she couldn't help but swallow a big mouthful of saliva.
She's really hungry!
Can you not be greedy? This has never been the same aroma! The bright red and black flesh, the green and white embellishments, and the gorgeous, wet red cherries......
What does it taste like to lose the soul, to erode the bone...... Before I can eat it, my heart is almost intoxicated!
In fact, Wu Dalang took such a coincidence!
The so-called sweat medicine in the Song Dynasty is actually not much different from the most common ephedra 0 yellow 0 vegetarian cold medicine in later generations. The instructions of ephedra 0 yellow 0 vegetarian cold medicine clearly state that taking the drug will cause drowsiness, and it is strictly forbidden for drivers to use it while driving.
The semi-open secret that is not written in the instructions of the common ephedra 0 yellow 0 cold medicine in later generations is that if this thing is chemically integrated and each individual macromolecular chain is bridged into a bimolecular chain, this thing will produce an extremely powerful hallucinogenic effect. This thing became famous in later generations, and the people of the rivers and lakes called it "the poison of ice".
So there are many types of cold medicines. It doesn't matter if there are other types, it's this ephedra 0 yellow 0 vegetarian cold medicine, which is strictly controlled. You can only buy one box at a time for one ID card! I don't dare to sell it to you without my ID card! Because there are criminals who secretly collect this medicine and use it to process that ice X.
Kuai Fei's original intention was not to think of such a detailed and deep one.
However, it inadvertently achieved a small part of the actual effect of "pseudo-ice hallucination".
Although only a small part...... Although this small part did not successfully throw all the monks in the room to the ground...... But the hallucinogenic help for consumers is already quite strong.
Hallucinogenics, in fact, are more effective than fainting.
Although the ancient people knew how to use sweat medicine, they did not know the correct opening posture of such magic medicine!
If an old drunkard comes across this dish provided by our Feige, he will get drunk when he smells it. Because the old drunkard has the deepest understanding of "drunk". In the final analysis, the effect of this "drunkenness" comes from the reflex of the human central nervous system. Ice X and the like are not obviously poisonous in themselves, so if they are highly toxic, how can they be used to cure colds. The beauty of this thing is that it does not unilaterally reduce the excitability of the human central nervous system, nor does it simply increase the excitability of the central nervous system. Sleeping pills are used to reduce excitement. Stimulants are used to increase excitement. The compound type, which has climaxes and ups and downs, is the hallucinogenic type.
People who don't drink alcohol are not too sensitive to this.
People who are accustomed to drinking fine wine are the most sensitive.
The feeling of drunkenness is actually a kind of stimulation and excitement of the central nervous system, and it is also the relaxation and appeasement of the central nervous system, and it is also the principle of multi-level mixing.
Old drunkards, wine fairies, and wine gentlemen, immersed in the wine road all their lives, and unremittingly pursued, is actually such a layered compound experience.
It makes people fall asleep as soon as you drink it, and it's obviously a lower grade!
If you drink it and make people excited, it will be even more humiliating.
Drunk to a slight tip, seven points excited, three points dizzy, this is the true realm that old drunkards like to see!
This has a lot in common with the principle of landscape painting and calligraphy.
Li Qingzhao has always been a big drunkard!
Of course, Liang Hongyu is also a little drunkard!
Big drunkard: "Last night's wind and rain were fierce, and it was difficult to get rid of the heavy sleep......
Little drunkard: "But the begonias are still the same!" ”
It's not just about writing scenes and narratives! Storytelling is only the most superficial level of entry. According to the supreme understanding artistic conception mastered by my sister, how can I stop at simply writing scenes.
This curtain little Lori is talking nonsense about begonias are still the same, it is clearly the tone of a certain red jade innocent and shoeless.
When my sister heard that the begonias were still the same, she was immediately upset! Last night, it was obviously a storm and rain, what do you dare to say about the begonias? Do you want to laugh at your little lady Shenjing, who is lonely and frozen, and no handsome guy dares to knock on the door to visit?
Therefore, Sister Zhao couldn't help but wash her brain for little Lori: It's not either! The truth should actually be green, fat, red and thin! The swollen ones should be more swollen, and the smaller ones should of course be made smaller! Know it or not! After a tree of begonias was critted by the rainstorm pear blossom needle with a rainy rain, it is impossible for the begonia to still be there! Little Lori! You're still a little too tender! You don't know anything about the power of Wushan Yunyu!
So, if the wine is not drunk, everyone will get drunk!
Little Lori hasn't eaten seriously yet, just smelling this aroma, most of her heart has already fainted.
Directly entered the trance mode.
In later generations, the set of popular science about the excitement and appeasement of the central nervous system, little Lori did not know. From her perspective, all she can think of is:
I'm going to get drunk! I'm going to float!
I'm probably going to want 0 death, 0 desire, 0 immortals!
If you are a other maid, you may not be so sensitive.
It's just that she is Li Qingzhao's personal maid!
I learned a lot of literary and artistic style from Li Qingzhao! It's inevitable to think too much!
Ordinary drunks in the market, drinking high and drinking HIGH, at best, will hallucinate some big girls with big fish, big meat and big butts. Once the young people enter the hallucinogenic mode, the objects they fantasize about will be much richer!
Literary and artistic young women, the world of imagination, doubly exciting! Especially a literary young woman who can drink!
Wu Dalang's dish happened to open a window of imagination for Liang Hongyu.
So, when Liang Hongyu was fifteen years old, she was snatched away by a chaotic sweat medicine in the rivers and lakes!
She was only fifteen years old this year, and because she had faced a harsh and complicated teaching life since she was a child, she had been sharpened to look older than her peers, so Wu Dalang mistook her for sixteen or seventeen years old.
Fifteen-year-old Liang Hongyu is still a chick, but she doesn't understand anything.
But I've heard a lot!
The teaching workshop is a government-run green building, and she grew up in this kind of place, and she has heard a lot of things! In addition, Li Qingzhao likes to use the beautiful language of literature and art most in his life to render some spring, autumn, love, clouds, rain, and begonia fat and thin......
So, little Lori was convinced: This must be the one that the leaders and the little master of my family often say, 0 souls, 0 eclipses and 0 bones! Taste of love!
According to the grammar of the 21st century, it is actually the most to the point: I am also drunk!
The same cannot be said for this purpose.
Ordinary sweat medicine,Originally, it was a version of the heroic lady Lori who couldn't be blinded by her intuitive ability.
In fact, I don't blame Little Lori for being unproductive, and I don't blame the devil for being too cunning. Liang Hongyu didn't do anything wrong, and Wu Dalang wasn't so witty. It's all fate! When the sweat medicine is draped in the artistic coat of Michelangelo and Oriental literati landscape painting, and when the forced style of the sweat medicine is also elevated to the pinnacle of Wang Guowei's three-stage humanities and arts, it will be tired!
Interestingly, the poor and white working people are likely to be insensitive, unfeeling. It's just a petty bourgeois and amorous literary young woman, who is the easiest to fall for this trick! They unconsciously amplify the excitement and relaxation of the central nervous system.
This is also the most terrible hooligan, once they have culture. Once the sweat medicine encounters the artist, nothing will become something.
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