Chapter 633: The Funniest Joke
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Although this lecture was not carefully prepared, it was quite successful because the ideas given by Su Qin were very novel and the supporting examples were also very shocking. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
When he announced that today's lecture was over, all the teachers and students in the audience stood up and gave him the warmest applause.
The applause lasted for three minutes.
However, there has always been an exception - Wang Liping.
Until the students had already begun to leave, this guy was still sitting on the rostrum, as steady as Mount Tai, just keeping his head down and quietly reading what he was doing.
"Dean Wang......" Su Qin patted him.
"Huh? What's up? Wang Liping said without raising his head.
"Dean Wang, I have to go." Su Qin said.
"Okay, then you go slowly, I won't send you." Wang Liping said, at most half a second after saying this, he focused his attention on the book in his hand again.
Su Qin smiled, a little helpless, Wang Liping's scholar made a mistake again, but this is not bad, at least from one side proves that his book "The Clash of Civilizations" is not bad.
Seeing Wang Liping like this, the other leaders in the academy couldn't cry or laugh, so they had to hurriedly come up to receive Su Qin.
But Su Qin still had something to do and had to leave, so those people sent him out of Beijing University again.
By the time the teachers turned back to find Wang Liping, Wang Liping was gone.
"This guy ......"
Several teachers and leaders in the academy couldn't laugh or cry.
Everyone was right, Wang Liping was afraid of being disturbed, so he ran away with the first draft given to him by Su Qin, and found a place where no one could find it to read quietly.
"This is definitely the greatest book of the twenty-first century!" After reading it, Wang Liping stood up suddenly, his eyes lit up with excitement, because the movement was too big and too fast, and the tables, chairs, coffee cups and so on, were all knocked to the ground by him.
At this time, he was in a high-end café, there were not many people around, and it was extremely quiet, so his excited posture immediately attracted everyone's attention.
People looked at him and looked at him strangely.
But he didn't know it, he was stunned, he quickly turned around, took the book and ran outside.
"Sir, your bag, sir, your bag!" The waiter was stunned for a moment, and then chased him out, but unfortunately Wang Liping had already disappeared.
He reached out and flagged down a taxi, and got into it.
"I wonder if the dean is back?" He thought to himself.
When he touched it with his hand, he found that the phone was not on his body, and at this time, he sighed, remembering that he had forgotten to take out the bag.
But he didn't plan to turn back, he often went to that coffee shop, the waiter should know him, and besides, that shop wouldn't just take his broken bag for himself.
"Master, can you lend me your mobile phone?" Wang Liping asked.
"Yes, give it."
Wang Liping took it, pressed a number, beeped three times, the phone was connected, Wang Liping immediately couldn't wait: "Hey, Lao Wang, are you back?" Coming back, at home? Isn't that great? Then you hurry out and wait for me at the gate of the community, I have something urgent, oh, remember to bring money, I forgot to take out my wallet! ”
After getting out of the taxi, Dean Wang Bishan hurriedly came over and paid the money.
Wang Liping couldn't wait to hug the dean: "Lao Wang, there is something I want to tell you." ”
"What's the matter?" Wang Bishan is not arrogant or impatient, and is very calm.
"I think we have to invite Su Qin to our college as soon as possible, at least one distinguished professor......" Wang Liping said his thoughts in one breath.
Wang Bishan, who was walking home, stopped, looked at Wang Liping in a daze, and after a while, he asked puzzledly: "Lao Wang, are you okay these days, why do I think you are a little abnormal?" ”
"I'm fine, I'm normal." Wang Liping categorically denied it, and then emphasized again: "Lao Wang, really, Su Qin must be hired." ”
"Su Qin? Which Su Qin? Wang Bishan frowned and asked.
"Which one else could it be? It's the one who sings "Let's Be Soldiers". ”
Wang Bishan was silent for a moment, but walked unhurriedly towards home.
Wang Liping was anxious, and hurriedly stopped the other party: "Lao Wang, what is your opinion, hurry up?" ”
"I don't agree." Wang Bishan shook his head.
"Why?"
"Because we are a university, because we are a faculty of international relations, not an academy of arts!" Wang Bishan said word by word.
Wang Liping understood, and hurriedly explained: "Lao Wang, yes, Su Qin was not a person in our academic world before, and he didn't have any books, but everything is about to change, and Su Qin will soon become a world-renowned expert in international relations.....
Before Wang Liping finished speaking, Wang Bishan laughed.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Lao Wang, what kind of ecstasy did Su Qin give you, and you actually spoke for him like this? Will he become a world-renowned expert on international relations? Lao Wang, you succeeded, you succeeded in making me laugh, this joke is really funny! ”
"Lao Wang, I'm serious!" Wang Liping's face sank.
"Lao Wang, I'm also serious." Wang Bishan also became serious, "We are a university, and a university must have the dignity of a university, I don't care how famous Su Qin is, and no matter how deep his identity and background are, but if you want to enter our Institute of International Relations, it is impossible!" ”
Wang Liping was about to speak, but Wang Bishan immediately interrupted: "Lao Wang, there is no room for negotiation in this matter, if you are looking for me today for this matter, then you can go back, I will not agree." ”
Wang Liping was stunned, and then spoke: "Lao Wang, although Su Qin is just a star, and he hasn't had any academic articles in this area before, but he has just written a book, which is really good, I assure you that as soon as this book is published, he will definitely be a sensation all over the world......"
But his words were immediately interrupted by Wang Bishan: "Since you said that his book is so good, what about his book, let me take a look?" ”
"Books?" Wang Liping was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered that his book seemed to have been forgotten in the taxi.
Wang Bishan sneered: "Lao Wang, do you think that writing a book is a trick, so easy?" Let's just talk about you, you are also a famous expert of the empire, after so many years, have you ever written a monograph that caused a sensation all over the world? No, even you can't do it? Su Qin would actually do it? What about liars! Okay, Lao Wang, go back! ”
Wang Bishan turned around and left, walked more than ten steps, turned around and walked back.
Wang Liping was overjoyed.
But Wang Bishan just stuffed a hundred-yuan bill into his pocket: "Go back quickly, save your wife from looking for you everywhere!" ”
After saying this, Wang Bishan turned around and left, without stopping for a second, and resolutely left.