Chapter Fifty-Eight: Problem Teenagers Are Annoying

Huang Zhong explained: "He has a very long scar on his neck and leg, which was left by the two of us when we were children, and he fell from a tree, I remember very clearly, since the Yellow Turban made trouble, we went our separate ways, I didn't expect to see each other again, but it was like this." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 I asked, "Then why is this corpse here?" Looking at it like this, he died much earlier than Liang's second son. We collectively looked at Liang Erzi again, and Liang Erzi shook his head and said, "I've been here since I woke up, and I haven't seen anyone of the same kind." β€œ

Gan Ning asked, "What do you call after you wake up?" Liang Erzi said aggrievedly: "That day Feihong broke my leg, I fainted in pain, and when I woke up again, it was like this." Gan Ning said: "This kid is really neat." Liang Erzi floated to Gan Ning with a resentful face and asked, "What do you mean?" Gan Ning hurriedly smiled and didn't speak.

I said, "Since the two of them thought you were still here, they must have known that his uncle's body was here." That's simple, his uncle must have killed these two too. Ge Xuan waved his hand and said: "I don't see it, this corpse has no external injuries, and the bones are sound, so there should be no internal injuries, but his eye sockets and lips are black and purple, he should have been poisoned." Then he took a silver needle from his broken bag and stabbed it in the throat and then in the belly. Looking at the next fire, half of the silver needle had turned black.

I turned my head to look at Huang Zhong: "Damn, what kind of people are in your family." Huang Zhong said with a sad face: "Brother, I will definitely avenge you, if you break your promise, there is such an arrow." With that, he broke a feathered arrow in half and placed it on top of the corpse. I asked Ge Xuan: "You are so capable, can't you find out where his soul is?" He must have died unjustly, too. ”

Ge Xuan said: "Do you think I am the Lord of Yama?" Whoever you say you are looking for, you will find whomever you want. This man did not die here. It was moved down after death. I asked Liang Erzi, "Then do you remember anything?" Liang Erzi shook his head, and I said angrily: "You speak, don't shake your head, dizzy." Liang Erzi said: "No, I know so much, and I ask the master to help me." ”

Ge Xuan nodded and said: "You are also a poor person, I will use the blessing of the spell today, burn your corpse, and cooperate with the spell to send you from the path of return and wait for reincarnation." Liang Erzi knelt on the ground and thanked him for his kindness: "Thank you for the transcendent grace of the master, if there is an afterlife, you will definitely repay it." β€œ

Ge Xuan took out the dust, stuck the wooden sword on the ground and said, "Do you have anything else to say?" Liang Erzi knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times in the southwest direction and said: "If you are not filial, take a step first, and if there is an afterlife, then honor your old man." After speaking, he floated up and said to Ge Xuan: "I hope you can bring my ashes back to my homeland for burial?" Ge Xuan nodded: "I should come down for this." Go with peace of mind. You are attached to your corpse now, and I will use a charm to reconnect your corpse with your soul, it will be a little painful, you bear with it. After that, you'll head to the Netherworld. ”

I saw Liang Erzi floating on his corpse and disappeared all at once. Ge Xuan inserted the wooden sword on the top of Liang Erzi's head, and took out a disc-like antiquity from his bag, stood on the sword, facing Liang Erzi's Tianling Gai, and then wrote seven charms, and after writing, he burned them into ashes with fire, and the ashes automatically floated to Liang Erzi's seven orifices. After the ashes were over, Ge Xuan bit his fingers, drew another pattern on a piece of yellow paper, and then pressed the talisman on the top of Liang Erzi's head and said, "Seven Spirits, seal!" ”

Then he took out five charms and pasted them on his limbs and chest, and said, "Yuan Shen, seal!" In the end, he took the ink line and wrapped Liang Erzi around and around it. When winding the ink line, Liang Erzi's body couldn't help twitching, and he saw that it was weird. After he finished tossing, he stood on the top of Liang Erzi's head, chanted a mantra, chattered, and then suddenly pulled out the Allegro sword inserted on the ground, but the big disc that leaned on the Allegro sword just now did not fall, which was very weird.

Ge Xuan cut his fingers, smeared the blood on the sword and said, "Let's go!" Then the wooden sword was inserted into the corpse, Ge Xuan turned back, only to see the wooden sword emit a red halo, and the joint charm suddenly burned, only to see the corpse twitching and twisting in the firelight, and the fire burned the corpse after a while.

I said, "So fast? I thought it would be burned for half a day. Ge Xuan said: "Let you learn from me, if you don't learn, I just invited the three flavors of true fire, how can it be slow?" I was surprised: "Damn, are you still related to Tai Bai Xing?" Ge Xuan saw that I was talking nonsense again, ignored me, took out a small cloth bag from his bag, and shoveled the ashes into the small cloth bag little by little.

When he finished cleaning up, I asked, "Didn't you say you just learned a little skin?" Ge Xuan said: "This is just the skin, the master and his old man can go out of the body to heaven and earth." I said, "He's dead, you know?" Ge Xuan said: "Don't talk nonsense. ”

Gan Ning patted Ge Xuan's shoulder and said, "Awesome, really awesome." Today's play is enough for me to go out and blow for half a year. Huang Zhong said: "Now that this matter is settled, let's go to the view that Liang Erzi said to have a look." "We didn't delay, after we got out, we went straight to the place where Liang Er said, it's strange to say, there are no people in this village all the way, and there are no zombies, but we are terrified when we go.

It wasn't a long way off, we walked for almost an hour or so. We saw a house in a dense forest. This house has white walls and black tiles, and there are three big characters on the plaque at the main entrance. There is a couplet on the left and right door frames. I asked Ge Xuan what was written on it, and Ge Xuan squinted his eyes and said: "The left writes that the golden body of the fire will never be covered, and it also writes that the disciples are widely accepted for food and shelter." After saying that, he also smiled.

I wiped my sweat and said, "I guess they all went to eat and live in the bag." The three of us walked along the root of the wall to a place with a diamond-shaped window, Gan Ning looked over and whispered, "Look at the overgrown weeds in the yard, it is estimated that no one has taken care of it for a long time." Huang Zhong also leaned forward and looked at it and said, "I'm here to cover you, you go first, if anything comes out, don't panic, look at me." We nodded, and the three of them came to the main entrance, Gan Ning took a knife into the crack of the door and picked up the middle door bolt, we gently pushed it open and walked in.

The courtyard in front is very large, and there is a big tripod in the middle of the courtyard opposite, with a lot of burned incense on it, and the sides are full of flowers and plants, and there are no other rooms. A dozen steps behind the big ding is a large hall. With the words Chongqing Hall written on it, we walked lightly to the door of Chongqing Hall, and looked through the papier-mΓ’chΓ© window, and it was pitch black inside and nothing could be seen. I motioned for them to go in and have a look, and Ge Xuan pulled me and motioned me to go to the back of the hall to take a look, and then speak.

So we made a gesture with Huang Zhong in the distance that we would turn around and take a look, Huang Zhong understood, and then went into the courtyard to find a corner and hide. When we walked to the back of the main hall, we found that this courtyard was gone, and it was such a lonely house.

This hall is the size of two basketball courts, so where are all their people hiding? After two turns, we called out Huang Zhong who was hiding in the corner and had a heated discussion. I said, "This house is properly authentic." The three nodded, and Gan Ning said, "Then let's go in and find the tunnel." Then he was about to go inside, Ge Xuan stopped him and said, "Don't move yet, there is not even a backyard in any other courtyard, so it must be underground, but if we find the entrance, we will not want to come out if we estimate the four of us." β€œ

Gan Ning said, "Don't you have the paper to cure that zombie?" As he spoke, he raised the few photos that Ge Xuan had just given him. Ge Xuan said: "If the whole village becomes like that, what is the use of these few pictures? I said, "Let's go and see it first, and then we can go back." Even if you go back and call those four people, it won't be much use. Lao Huang, isn't he still looking for his son? ”

Ge Xuan nodded and said, "Okay, then count on Tianzun's blessing." After speaking, he walked to the main hall with his sword in hand. I also took out a cigarette pouch and held it in my hand, Huang Zhong said: "Don't smoke when you go in, it is easy to startle the snake when you smell the smoke." I raised the cigarette pouch in my hand and said, "Don't look down on my cigarette pouch, the knife in his hand may not be the match for this." Huang Zhong looked at me again with the same eyes that he had just looked at Ge Xuan.

Gan Ning said angrily: "Can you two not always talk about my knife, I am also an ancestral treasure knife." I raised the cigarette pouch in my hand and said, "Come, if you don't accept it, I promise to give you the broken blade, believe it or not." ”

Gan Ning said treacherously: "Forget it, I'll cut it off for you later, you have to blackmail me for a new cigarette pouch, I'm not stupid." I was speechless by what he said.

Huang Zhong said, "Let's go, Master Ge has all gone in." I beckoned and whispered behind me, "Master Ge, wait a minute." Then he walked there as if he had been slowed down. Gan Ning pushed me from behind and said, "What a big god, hurry up." "I was pushed along, my hand had nowhere to grasp, and when I saw that I was about to fall, I quickly held the big ding in the middle.

But as soon as I touched this tripod, I realized that it was made of stone, not bronze. I didn't care, I turned around and scolded your uncle to Gan Ning and left. The four of us approached the gate and gently pushed it open, and the moonlight shone on the floor of the main hall, shining a seeping white light.

We looked around secretly, and when there was no one inside, we lit the torches, and as soon as the torches lit, the whole hall was roughly visible. In the middle of the main hall is a black stone statue, this stone statue is extremely strange, not Buddha or Taoist, it is a person standing in armor, but the armor on his body is tattered, and there is a feeling that he has just crawled out of the pile of dead people after the war.

I was shocked to see the head of the stone statue when I got closer, this stone statue actually looked like a dried corpse, the shriveled skin was carved vividly, the two eye sockets were large, the inside was hollow, and the nose seemed to have been removed, revealing the bones. The face is covered with skin all over the place, but the other side is exposed with teeth. Wearing dragon head armor, but it is broken, with a bronze giant sword at the waist and hips, the hands are very long, but they hang straight down, and the nails of the fingers are very long, like cat's claws. Lower body legs slightly open, legs straight inside. Suddenly I saw the appearance of a zombie warrior. All four of us were attracted to this strange stone statue. I asked, "Who is this?" How can anyone still be a zombie? β€œ

They were also there to observe carefully, and when they heard me ask, they were also confused, and Huang Zhong said, "How can anyone make a statue of a god black?" It's so unlucky. Ge Xuan suddenly said: "This is actually the ancient demon god-Houqing!" β€œ

We shook our heads together, and I said, "Although I don't read much, I also know that the ancient demon god is Chiyou. Gan Ning and Huang Zhong next to him also nodded and echoed me.

Ge Xuan sighed and said, "Alas, it's terrible to be uneducated! Listen to me, the Chi You you are talking about is indeed an ancient demon god, because he is the most famous and powerful, and he is the head of the ten demon gods. The second is the God of War Xingtian, you know Xingtian, right? Gan Ning hurriedly replied: "I know, I know, it's the one with the face on the chest." β€œ

Ge Xuan sighed again and said: "After he was beheaded, his unjust soul was extremely powerful, and after he was reborn, he continued to fight with his breasts as his eyes and his navel as his mouth. After he finished speaking, the three of us subconsciously touched our chests. Gan Ning asked: "You said that he just got his eyes out, why did he make a mouth out of his navel." Ge Xuan was about to say when he was interrupted by me: "Nonsense, you can't shout in battle, and if you can't beat him then, can you bite him." Saying that, I crossed my hands on my hips, and my stomach arched like Gan Ning, and Huang Zhong next to me was also amused by the two of us. Poor Ge Xuan stood alone next to him and stood stunned and didn't speak.

We tossed for a while to see that there was no sound over there, and then continued, "Master Ge, keep talking." Ge Xuan said weakly: "Being with you is really ruining my cultivation." I have the urge to kill now. The two of us laughed and said, "That's because you don't practice well." Ge Xuan raised his hand and made a gesture not to speak, we both quieted, and Lao Huang said, "Don't make trouble, let Master Ge speak." ”

Ge Xuanyun continued after a while: "First... Where did I just say? "The two of us crossed our waists together and made a gesture of eating people with our stomachs.

Ge Xuan glanced at the two of us and said, "Behind Chiyou is the star god Kuafufu, the water god works together, and the wind god Feilian. Gan Ning interrupted and said, "Wait, don't you give introductions one by one?" Ge Xuan glared and said, "You haven't heard of any of these?" Gan Ning said aggrievedly: "I have been with a group of pirates since I was a child, and they are all uneducated people, where can I listen to this." β€œ

Ge Xuan was helpless: "I'll tell you when this is over in a while, you listen to me first." Gan Ning clapped his hands happily and said, "A word is a certainty, I will go out and tell me a story in a while, I love to listen to stories the most." β€œ

Ge Xuan said helplessly: "Alas, the next thing is the rain master Pingping, the Netherworld Twin Gods, Shen Tu and Yu Lei, they are also your common door gods, and after that, the person on the stone statue you saw, called Demon Star Houqing." β€œ

Gan Ning said: "You only said eight, who else is there?" Ge Xuan said angrily: "Don't interrupt me, I haven't finished speaking, the next two are the Drought God Lady Kui and the Escape God Yin Lingzi." In the end, the two names, Ge Xuan, almost shouted out.

Huang Zhong hurriedly went up and patted Ge Xuan and said to the two of us: "You see that Mr. Ge is angry, you two can't add more chaos." I innocently spread my hands and said, "I didn't say anything, this grandson is here to make trouble." β€œ

Gan Ning also said innocently: "I only know that the ancient demon gods have Chiyou, who would have thought that there are so many more, what a long knowledge!" "I can see the stars in Gan Ning's eyes, this kid is really excited. Ge Xuan also realized the gaffe just now, coughed and said, "Then I'll talk to you later, I'll talk about this demon star first." Gan Ning hurriedly applauded.

I slapped him on the back and scolded, "Why are you here to listen to the commentary?" Gan Ning smiled awkwardly and motioned for Ge Xuan to continue, Ge Xuan said: "This Hou Qing was originally the Yellow Emperor's right-hand man. I only heard Gan Ning next to him sigh: "Wow~~ so powerful." β€œ

I said, "You let him say no, you think you're a joke, you're still here, uh-huh, ah-ah." β€œ

Ge Xuan didn't pay attention to the two of us and continued: "But in a battle with Chiyou, Houqing died. After death, his soul wanders around, and the ghosts that wander are generally dead ghosts? Gan Ning asked, "Then what is a dead ghost?" β€œ

Ge Xuan said: "Dead ghosts are ghosts that are not normal deaths, and ghosts that die normally can go to the underworld on their own and be reincarnated." But the Dead Ghost Underworld is not accepted, so it can only wander in the Yin and Yang worlds. Gan Ning said, "Then I'm going to be a dead ghost, so that no one can take care of me." β€œ

I said, "Look at your point." You can't just want to be a god or something. Ge Xuan said: "Immortals are not something that can be done, you see that I have been cultivating for more than 30 years now, that is, I know a little about fur, and I don't know how long I have to cultivate before I can become an immortal." β€œ

Gan Ning asked again: "Then how can the autopsy be transformed into an immortal?" I said, "With your virtue, you can't become an immortal, that is, an immortal." "Lao Huang really can't listen to it anymore.

Stopped us and said, "Hey, hey, hey, three immortals, can we talk about your becoming immortals later?" How about talking about that first? Ge Xuan suddenly realized at this time, he had already been separated by the two of us, and said with an embarrassed face: "That, that, oh, yes, said that the corpse was dissolved into an immortal." β€œ

Lao Huang hurriedly stopped and said, "No, it's talking about the Violent Corpse Wilderness." Ge Xuan shook his head, sobered up for a moment and said: "Yes, after his corpse was in the wilderness, his soul wandered in the world, and his resentment became heavier and heavier. β€œ

Gan Ning said: "The Yellow Emperor is really not authentic. Ge Xuan said: "Every time there are so many people killed on the battlefield, how can it be possible to collect the corpses one by one, and this can't be completely blamed on the Yellow Emperor." Lao Huang said: "You still don't say it, don't say let's do something else." Ge Xuan knew that he had been run away again, and then pointed at Gan Ning and said, "Before I finish speaking, you are not allowed to take a stubble, do you hear?" Gan Ning nodded pitifully.

Ge Xuan continued, but the speed of his speech was obviously much faster, probably because he was afraid that Gan Ning couldn't help but take advantage of it: "It just so happens that part of the soul of the Qian happens to wander here. Gan Ning blurted out: "The reel is... Before I could say it, I covered my mouth with Lao Huang.

Ge Xuan glanced at him and continued: "Although this soul is only a small part, as one of the four ancient gods, its divine power is also extremely powerful. When Gan Ning heard about the four ancient gods, he muttered for a long time, probably meaning to ask what the four ancient gods were.

Ge Xuan ignored him: "Qian and Nuwa had a holiday, and Hou Qingxian hated the Yellow Emperor, so in order to take revenge, he was willing to dedicate his soul to Xuan and get a chance to be resurrected." He devoured Hou Qing's soul and used Hou Qing's corpse to resurrect him, becoming the first zombie recorded in history. It is said that Hou Qing is not a common zombie such as eating people and sucking blood, but the kind of flying corpse that can fly, but because Hou Qing's corpse can't carry too much strength, it can't cast super strength and spells. But because the resentment is extremely strong, Hou Qing's curse is very powerful. In order to take revenge, Hou Qing broke into the military camp at night, ordinary people and immortals could hardly be their opponents, and in the end, it was Nuwa who arrived to eliminate Hou Qing, but before Hou Qing died, he gave the world an extremely vicious curse, which probably means that all people who died unjustly will become zombies after death. That's why there were so many zombies after that. β€œ

After Ge Xuan finished saying this in one breath, he also breathed a sigh of relief, as if he had fulfilled some wish. The two of us let go of the struggling Gan Ning, and Gan Ning walked up and hugged Ge Xuan and asked, "What are the four ancient gods?" How did Houqing and Nuwa fight? How did Nuwa kill Houqing? Why did he make this curse, why didn't he make a curse that would all be dead? β€œ

I laughed and scolded: "Uncle, your grandson is more ruthless than Houqing." Ge Xuan didn't know how to answer when he asked for a while, so I pulled Gan Ning and said, "Don't ask, after you finish this matter in a while, you can ask as much as you like." You will ask Ge Xuan again in a while, like Zhou Yu, I will see what you do! β€œ