Gejia Village gathered a lot of people from ten miles and eight townships, and even the county officials came to sit in the hall of the Ge family and drink tea. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The sound of firecrackers was not a happy event, but something that could not have happened even if you wanted to break your head, and the dung tank at the head of the village exploded......

The first thought of the villagers who heard the news was how it was possible, it was simply a fantasy.

However, this is the case, it happened that Old Man Ge was squatting in the pit, and the dung tank exploded like this, but fortunately, the explosion was not bad, but the tank was blown up, and no one was killed. However, Ge Yenian is sad to urge in this squatting posture. was so frightened that the soles of his feet were unstable, and he fell directly into the dung pit and suffered a stroke.

This incident spread all over the ten miles and eight townships, and it became the funniest anecdote, and even the county was spreading the explosion of the dung tank in Gejia Village. If the county magistrate wasn't entangled in official business, even he would want to come and see it in person, how could this good dung tank explode.

When the two officials saw Uncle Ge who was carried out, slumped on the bamboo chair, and there seemed to be a lingering smell of feces on his body, they immediately took a few steps away and asked, "Is the old man of the Ru family still in his mind?" ”

Ge Fang frowned and said, "The old man just had a stroke and couldn't speak, but he was conscious, and Fang Cai Langzhong came to see it, and it was fine." "This time it's really embarrassing to get home, looking at the crowds at the door, Ge Fang can't wait for the old man to die like this.

The official nodded and asked, "Old man Ge, we were sent by the county magistrate to inquire about the explosion of the dung tank." ”

When he said this, even the corners of his mouth twitched unnaturally a few times, but after all, he still held back his laughter, "If you can understand it, you will blink." ”

Ge Yenian slumped on the bamboo chair and blinked, suffocating his old tears. What is this called, a can be collapsed, and there is no one left.

"Well, when it exploded, was there anyone on the edge of the pit? If there is, you blink and close your eyes if you don't. ”

Ge Yenian subconsciously closed his eyes. The official was silent, if someone is making trouble, then there is no one around, who will make trouble? He turned his head and swept towards the crowd, "Who among you was an eyewitness to this?" ”

The crowd was chattering and chattering.

Some people say that it is not enough to burn incense and worship Buddha on weekdays in Ge Yenian, which angers the land lord, and there are also those who say that the feng shui of the Ge family is not good, and they will suffer this catastrophe if they move Tai Sui, but no one is serious.

The official frowned and said, "It seems that it was an accident." Ge Da Xiucai, we also tried our best, and a certain family in the place where the incident occurred also went to check, and there was nothing unusual, we can only blame the old man for committing a bad star, and there will be a catastrophe in the end. ”

The corners of Ge Fang's eyes twitched, where is the view, just glanced at it casually, that is also called checking?

Obviously, the official also saw the disdain in Ge Fang's eyes, and rolled his eyes, this pile of dung, do you still let the sprinkler family dig out the dung?

"If it's nothing, a certain family will leave. The county magistrate, a certain family will truthfully tell the county magistrate. ”

"Wait." Ge Fang said a little unwillingly, "How could this vat of filth explode for no reason? ”

The official glanced at Ge Fang strangely, obviously admiring this scholarly person, who was able to talk about the dung tank so literally, and said: "What's this, it has been in disrepair for a long time, and it is very likely that it will naturally crack." ”

Ge Fang had read the book after all, and he had some brains, and said: "If it cracks naturally, then that's it." However, at that time, the whole village heard a shocking noise, try to ask the poor master, this vat exploded, someone must be making a hindrance from it, please send the master to see it! ”

"Obstruction? This old man said that there was no one around, could it be that the wizard's method was harmful? Who haven't you offended lately? ”

"My father is kind to people on weekdays, and he is kind and charitable......" When Ge Fang said this, there was a boos outside the door, and he coughed his throat, and said with some shame: "There should be no possibility for the enemy to come to take revenge." ”

The official glanced at Ge Yenian, saw the bruises on his face, and with his years of experience, he said, "That's not right." The bruises on the old man's face should not be caused by a fall, and he still works with others at such an old age? ”

The old pupils of the Ge family shrank, and they exclaimed in unison: "Lin Lan! ”

Ge Yenian, who had suffered a stroke on one side, suddenly babbled and cried, as if he wanted to cry out all the humiliation he had received.

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Ge Wang poured the freshly milled rice on the bamboo strips and sifted it.

Seeing Lin Lan, who was helping to chop firewood on the side, he said intentionally or unintentionally: "Old lady Ge has had a stroke. ”

Syllable!

The firewood was split in half, Lin Lan squinted and smiled: "I'm not dead!" "He already knew if this old thing was dead or not, but he didn't bother to mention him. It's better to have a stroke, so you don't have to jump anymore.

"That's what you said. Lan'er, are you involved in this matter? ”

Lin Lan re-erected a piece of wood and said, "Mother, you have already asked a hundred times." At that time, I was gambling with Ah Liu. Well, you've taken the fifty dollars. ”

Ge Wang's face froze, let go of the bamboo strips in his hand to sift rice, and picked up the broom against the wall, "Bastard, you are in the company of those gamblers." ”

Lin Lan didn't react, she was slapped hard by Ge Wang's family, quickly jumped to the side, and said with a wry smile: "Mother, the child didn't gamble much, small bet on pleasure, small bet on pleasure, isn't this winning." ”

"Take your dirty money!" Ge Wangshi looked at Lin Lan with tears in his eyes, "I've been looking forward to you since I was a child." The family is poor, for you to go to private school, not for reading, find a job with peace of mind, what about you! Give me gambling money, kneel! ”

Ge Wang took the broom and smoked Lin Lan vigorously. However, after only two strokes, he threw the broom aside in distress, sat on the threshold and cried, "Ruhai, Xiu'er is sorry for you, you didn't raise our flesh and blood to become talents, but let the Lin family's grave grow a poisonous weed, he will get together under the spring every day, how can I explain to you!" ”

Lin Lan, who was kneeling on the side, slapped himself in the mouth, he was also cheap, it was not good to find any certification, so he had to find the second-rate gambler that the Ge Wang clan hated the most. "Mother, the child is confused for a while, and he will never gamble again. The child promises you that he will never gamble again. ”

"The eldest husband is full of his word, you have to do what you say!"

"Mmmm, mother, you go into the house and sit for a while, so as not to get angry." As soon as Lin Lan helped her mother up, a large group of people came and blocked her own courtyard.

The two officials stood with their swords in their hands, "But Ge Wang and Lin Lan? ”

"The two officials are the concubine and the child."

"Take it away!"

"Huh?" Ge Wang was taken aback, "Poor master, we didn't do anything." ”

"If you haven't committed a crime, go to the county master and cry again, now it's troublesome to go."

Lin Lan glanced behind her, and when she saw Ge Fang's unkind eyes, she understood that this lawsuit seemed to be inescapable.