Chapter 879 is more vernacular than Xuanzang

Wang Ping'an didn't mention the matter of Queen Wang, he said: "I looked through the ancient books and found out the truth about the accident in the palace, so I was anxious to tell Master Xuanzang that I entered the palace after dark." It just so happens that Mr. Mi is also here, let's go see Master Xuanzang together! ”

When he said this, Mi Xiaomiao grinned. Why there are accidents one after another in the palace, you and I know very well in our hearts, but we are just deliberately pretending to be confused. Can you find out the reason by looking up the ancient books? I admire you, you are not a human being, you are a big fairy, the kind that relies on people to eat!

But Wang Ping'an has always called him the head of rice, and tonight he suddenly called him the head of rice, which still made him very happy. It doesn't matter what the truth is, as long as you can put the position of the chief manager in jail, you can go to the truth of what you love, and you won't delay eating or drinking!

Mi Xiaomiao hurriedly pretended to be surprised, and said: "Wang Xiangye, you are really amazing, you can find out the truth about the accident in the palace by checking ancient books, our family is far inferior to you, and you can't catch up with one out of ten out of ten percent!" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "After the award, the manager of Mi University is humble!" ”

Mi Xiaomiao said: "Admire and admire, Wang Xiangye is amazing!" ”

The two of them immediately ran to the Enlightenment Hall and went to see Master Xuanzang together.

In the Hall of Enlightenment, the smoke of incense fills the air, the monks who do the work are drowsy, and the scriptures are no longer energetic. Whoever recites scriptures all day long, they all have to be tired, who can compare with Master Xuanzang, Master Xuanzang not only has a lotus mouth, but also full of spirit, not at all like an elderly person, who can stay up late, even if it is a good guy compared with him, he has to bow down!

Master Xuanzang held a rosary in one hand, a mallet in the other, read a few scriptures, knocked on the wooden fish, for him, entering the palace to do things, just like a holiday holiday, he came to the palace for a vacation, to be more freehand, to be more comfortable.

Reciting the scriptures in his mouth, Master Xuanzang thought in his heart: "Through this matter, after returning to the Inspiration Temple, I think a large number of disciples will definitely be recruited." Just like Wang Ping'an said, this is called advertising, the meaning of wide publicity, I entered the palace to do the Dharma, it is equivalent to advertising to the gods and Buddhas, how can the people not much to serve the gods and Buddhas, as long as I raise my arms and shout, there will be countless believers under my door, reproduce the glory of Buddhism in the Northern and Southern Dynasties! ”

As long as the Dharma can be carried forward, Master Xuanzang is willing to endure any hardship, not to mention entering the palace to do things, and it has nothing to do with hardship, and there is a bit of pleasure!

Wang Ping'an strode into the Hall of Enlightenment and said, "Master Xuanzang, don't come unharmed, it's always good?" ”

Master Xuanzang sighed, opened his eyes, and thought: "What's the matter, it's not like I haven't seen each other for many years, why did I come up with such a sentence!" ”

Mi Xiaomiao grinned behind and thought, "Why is this Wang Xiangye so greeting?" Could it be that I ate too much for dinner, and now I am a little brace, or when I was riding a horse, I fell to the ground? Ah, I see, he must have been in a hurry when he entered the palace, and when the forbidden army closed the palace gate, he caught his head! ”

Master Xuanzang said strangely: "Hey, isn't this Nian Wei Zen Master, why are you talking to Lao Wei like this?" But what adventures? ”

Mi Xiaomiao was listening to Yile, you are really interesting to talk about, not to mention that Wang Ping'an asked strangely, but said that he had any adventures. In fact, he really had an adventure, that is, his head was caught by the door, very strange, he encountered this kind of thing!

Wang Ping'an has the Dharma name of the Buddhist, and it is still given by the presiding officer of the White Horse Temple, and the Dharma name is worried, but this Dharma name is usually not mentioned, and only the people of the Inspiration Temple will mention it. And Master Xuanzang in order to prove that Wang Ping'an is a person in Buddhism, so after learning about this number, he insisted that Wang Ping'an was called Nian Worry Zen Master, and he had to say that Wang Ping'an was a monk and was leading the practice!

Wang Ping'an is called a Zen master, he really can't cry or laugh, but he is now going to use Master Xuanzang, so he doesn't deny it, and said: "Master Xuanzang, after decades of separation, you are still the same, this Zen master still thinks that he will never see you again in this life!" ”

Master Xuanzang and Mi Xiaomiao sighed at the same time, and the other monks in the hall who were chanting the scriptures stopped chanting, and immediately became energetic and looked at Wang Ping'an together.

Mi Xiaomiao thought to herself: "No, I really expected it right, his head was really caught by the door, and it was not lightly clamped!" ”

Master Xuanzang said curiously: "Nian Worry Zen Master, why do you say this, you are only twenty years old, and we have just met, why have we not seen each other for decades?" ”

After a pause, he added: "The weather has been hot recently, and if you eat too many melons and fruits, it is easy to have stomach trouble." Ah, by the way, you don't have a lot of flowers at home, do you? When Lao Ge was in Tianzhu, he had seen a kind of flower, called the devil flower, this flower should not be smelled much, if you smell more, you will hallucinate, will talk nonsense. If you have this flower at home, eradicate it quickly, but you can't keep it at home. Well, I'll draw you the appearance of the flower, so that you don't know it, and keep it like a good flower, which is too dangerous. ”

Wang Ping'an sat beside Master Xuanzang, shook his head and said, "I don't have so many flowers and plants in my house, it's not because I smelled the devil's flower." It was when I got home today, sitting in the bathtub and taking a bath, while taking a bath, while reading ancient books, that is, the ancient books I took from you, the Buddhist scriptures you brought back from Tianzhu, and I accidentally took a copy when I was transporting! ”

Master Xuanzang screamed and shouted, "What did I say...... What did the old man say, but I still wondered, when I checked the Buddhist scriptures, why were there two volumes missing, not one, but two! If you come back quickly, how can you take the old man's scriptures! ”

The old monk was suddenly anxious, this Wang Ping'an, it was too disagreeable, it was not good to take anything accidentally, he actually took his scriptures, it was easy for him to come back from afar, he almost lost his life, but let this Wang Ping'an pick up a bargain!

Wang Ping'an and Di Renjie each hid a scripture book as a souvenir, and now he wants to save Queen Wang and start making up his own Buddha's fate, so he has to use the scripture as an excuse!

Mi Xiaomiao listened to it and thought: "It turns out that there are too many scriptures, not that my head is caught by the door!" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Don't be in a hurry to ......return the scriptures."

Master Xuanzang said hurriedly: "Why aren't you in a hurry, it's in a hurry, I'll come back now!" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "The moon has a lack of yin eyes, and the heaven and earth are still insufficient, not to mention the scriptures?" I said that I accidentally took the scriptures, and if you don't believe it, pull it down, I won't return it, go back and tear it up! Do you want to listen to me about decades of wonders? If you don't listen, I'll go back and tear up the book now! ”

"Don't, don't, don't tear the scriptures!" Master Xuanzang was in a hurry, beads of sweat appeared on his bare head, and he said: "You say, what strange thing has happened to you, tell me quickly, listen to it." But when you're done, you'll have to get the scriptures back! ”

Wang Ping'an said: "This strange thing is really strange. I lay in the bathtub and read the scriptures, and fell asleep after reading them......"

Master Xuanzang sighed, he was still very anxious, even if he was a monk who had attained the Tao, but no matter how much he learned, he couldn't calm down when he encountered the scriptures, he hurriedly said: "You won't drop the scriptures into the bathtub, right?" Then the scriptures will be ruined! ”

If he had a tight mantra, he would have to recite it to Wang Ping'an hundreds of times, and if he didn't tighten Wang Ping'an's head into an oval, he wouldn't keep his mouth shut!

Wang Ping'an said: "No, no, of course I didn't fall into the water." Oh, why do you always interrupt me, if you interrupt me again, I won't say anything, go back and throw the scriptures in the bath! ”

"Okay, okay, you say!" Master Xuanzang has always talked a lot, it is not easy to shut him up, he just promised not to say it, but he said: "Otherwise, let's go to your house now, while walking on the road, you can tell the old man to listen, is this good?" ”

Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "It's not good, let's talk about it here, because this matter is related to the rituals in the palace!" ”

Master Xuanzang had no choice but to suppress his temperament and listen to Wang Ping'an's nonsense, and Mi Xiaomiao stretched his neck next to him to listen.

Wang Ping'an cleared his throat and said, "I looked at the scriptures and accidentally fell asleep. In a dream, the scriptures suddenly produced a whirlpool. You know, the whirlpool is a big, round, bright hole that sucks me in! ”

Master Xuanzang sighed and thought, "This is a dream, right?" Really, it's just a dream, you have to tell me, what is there to say, who in the world hasn't dreamed, let alone the whirlpool, even the blood of the monster, I have dreamed of it, and I also dreamed of being swallowed by the monster! ”

Mi Xiaomiao listened to Daqi and said, "There is a bright vortex in the scriptures? Wang Xiangye, you won't sink into the bathtub and choke on the water, right? The bathtub is round, and it's a whirlpool! ”

Without waiting for Wang Ping'an to refute, Master Xuanzang said: "Dut, don't interject, what are you asking?" Look at the old man to give you a head drink, wake you up! As he spoke, he used the wooden fish mallet in his hand to aim at Mi Xiaomiao's head, and the ground was all at once!

After Mi Xiaomiao was beaten, she didn't feel enlightened at all, she just felt pain and shouted, "Ouch, how to beat someone!" ”

Wang Ping'an ignored Mi Xiaomiao, and continued: "After I was sucked into the whirlpool, I came to a big road, I stood on the big road, and I saw that the big road stretched into the distance, when I looked back, the whirlpool was gone, and it was dark behind me, there was nothing, I had to go forward, and after walking for a short time, I saw an ancient city at the end of the road, and there were two big characters written on the city gate!" ”

Speaking of this, he paused, looked at Master Xuanzang, and saw Master Xuanzang staring at himself, so he frowned and said: "Why don't you ask what words are written on the city gate, if you don't ask, I will talk about it alone, it's very boring!" ”

Master Xuanzang thought to himself: "It's really hard to serve, it's him who doesn't let me ask, and now it's him who asks me, let him say it all, how do I know when to ask and when not to ask?" ”

He had no choice but to say: "It was the old man who was negligent and listened attentively, so he forgot to ask." What is written on the gate? ”

Wang Ping'an said: "That's right, you have to ask, so that I can be interested in talking about it." The word 'Nanke' is written on the city gate! ”

Master Xuanzang sighed and said, "It turned out to be Nanke City, so have you entered the city?" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Of course I went in." After I entered the city, I learned that it was a small country, called Nanke Kingdom, which was the capital of the country, and there was a palace in the city. Guess who's in the palace? ”

Master Xuanzang thought to himself: "What nonsense, of course the person who lives in the palace is the emperor, can it still be you?" But he doesn't dare to offend Wang Ping'an now, whatever Wang Ping'an says, he has to follow the words. There's no way, if you don't follow it, Wang Ping'an can hold his treasure scripture in his hand!

Master Xuanzang asked, "Who lives in the palace?" ”

Mi Xiaomiao couldn't bear it, covered her head, and said, "Naturally, it's the emperor of Nanke who lives!" ”

Wang Ping'an clapped his hands and said: "It's still the chief manager of Mi Da who is smart, isn't it the emperor of Nanke who lives in the palace!" ”

Master Xuanzang frowned, thinking, "The emperor who lives? Now it's in the palace again, could it be that he's talking about it...... Well, it can't really be such a dream, right? Could it be that the gods and Buddhas dreamed of him something? ”

Most people in the Tang Dynasty believed in gods and Buddhas, and Master Xuanzang was definitely one of them, and he was convinced that he could think about anything to the gods and Buddhas.

Wang Ping'an didn't look for others, but only asked Master Xuanzang to talk about Buddhism, and told this kind of allegorical story to this famous Buddhist disciple, it was too much to find the right person, even if he told a loophole and exposed a flaw...... It doesn't matter, with Master Xuanzang here, he will take the initiative to fill the loopholes!

Wang Ping'an said: "In Nanke's palace, something strange happened, and there were dead people one after another. It has been verified that it is because the feng shui of the palace is not good, so it leads to the death of all people! ”

Master Xuanzang sighed and said, "That's about the same as our Tang Palace, have they also asked Buddhist disciples to do things?" ”

Wang Ping'an said: "Of course I am invited, and it is also a senior monk, with hundreds of apprentices, to enter the palace to do the Dharma together." During the ceremony, the emperor went out of the city to hunt! ”

Master Xuanzang sighed again and said, "That's more similar to the situation here with us." ”

When Mi Xiaomiao heard this, he didn't ask any more, he understood that Wang Ping'an had ten ** to borrow the past and the present. No, it should be borrowed from Nan Keguo to talk about the current affairs of the Tang Dynasty. As long as the reality is mentioned, he will stop asking, so as not to cause trouble.

Wang Ping'an said: "When the emperor of Nanke went out of the city to hunt, another person died, it was his prince, I don't know how he died, the imperial doctors checked the reason, said that he was covered to death, and only the queen was present at that time, so everyone said that it was the prince killed by the queen." Of course, this prince was not born to the queen, and was raised by other concubines, and the queen herself did not give birth to a son. The ministers all said that the queen was jealous and afraid that other concubines would compete for her favor by having a son, so they killed the prince! ”

When Master Xuanzang heard this, his brows furrowed, and he thought, "What do you mean?" Could it be that there are really gods and Buddhas dreaming of him, so what is the dream about? ”

Mi Xiaomiao was taken aback, thinking, "I don't believe he would have such a dream!" However, since he said so, could it be that this kind of thing really happened when the emperor was hunting? The prince was killed? Which prince? Lee Su Festival! ”