Chapter 1 Crossing? Zhuge Liang?
Three Kingdoms, one day, Longzhong. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The sky was clear, and suddenly, the wind and clouds changed color, and the thunderclouds flashed. A golden light flashed from the sky, and then disappeared in the area of Longzhong in an instant, and the sky returned to its original state, as if nothing had happened.
"I'm dizzy, my head hurts, I drank too much last night."
Inside a dilapidated thatched hut, the surrounding area is poorly decorated, except for a table and chairs, which is basically empty.
At this time, I saw a man in his early twenties with a cyan scarf on his head, dressed in a white robe, with a delicate but extremely pale face, sitting up slightly, rubbing his temples with his hands and scolding.
"Brother, woo, you're finally awake!"
When the man had just gotten up, his eyes hadn't even opened, then he heard a childish voice coming.
"I'll go, whose child is this, how can he dress like this."
As soon as the man opened his eyes, he saw a boy estimated to be eleven or twelve years old, dressed in a gray robe, with his hair tied up high, looking at him anxiously.
"Brother, I'm Xiaojun, your younger brother."
The boy explained as he cried, wiping his tears with his hands.
"Xiaojun? My brother? When did my Nima have a younger brother. Don't tease me, my mother has always had only one son, little bunny. ”
The man looked at the little boy next to him and said in disbelief.
"Is it a crossing? Go to Nima eggs. ”
He won't believe it, this must be someone playing a prank, whoever believes it is stupid B.
"But it's really like Nima, this director is adding this little actor who doesn't win the Oscar."
Looking at the white robe on his body, the hat on his head, the surrounding environment, and finally adding the little boy's miraculous crying skills in front of him, the man muttered secretly.
"What about the director? Come out soon, don't be mischievous, you can't fool me, I'm going to hurry up and date my goddess. ”
The man looked outside, it was obviously noon now, he had made an appointment with the goddess yesterday to watch a movie at night, and then he...... thinking of this, his heart was full of joy, and his mind immediately pondered on last night's party.
The man's name is Ge Liang,
As a science and engineering man who graduated from the highest university in China, he just got a job recently, and his monthly salary and bonus were almost 30,000 yuan at the beginning.
Thinking of more than ten years of hard work in the dark, I have never been in love, and I haven't even touched a girl's hand. The only time I confessed to the class girl in my high school class was rejected on the spot, it was called an embarrassment, and since then I have only studied in my life, and now I finally got through.
And it's been less than a month since I worked, and I was invited to a high school reunion yesterday, and the scene was called a thrill, and in the end he successfully counterattacked the goddess of class flowers.
I remember drinking with a group of high school buddies.
"Huh! Isn't that Ge Liang from our previous class? I remember that he used to wear glasses, and his face was full of pimples, but I didn't expect to be so handsome when he took off his eyes now. ”
Among the group of girls next to the table, a girl who looked okay looked at him and said in surprise.
This girl's name is Li Dan, and because of his appearance in high school, she often went against him and often laughed at him.
"Hehe, Li Dan, don't say it, others are not only handsome now, but since they were rejected by Xinyan, they have worked hard to study and were admitted to a prestigious school, and now the salary is more than 30,000 yuan just after graduation."
Another girl named Cheng Fen next to her, who used to be in their class, joked with a smile.
"Oh, it seems to be too, Xinyan, I rejected others so directly at the beginning, do you regret it now, Gao Fu Shuai, haha."
The girl named Li Dan looked at a girl next to her who was dressed in a bright white dress, tall, with skin like snow, and her long hair was lightly draped over her shoulders, but her expression was sullen at this time, and quipped.
This girl's name is Xu Xinyan, and she is also the first and only girl who Ge Liang confessed in the class. But in the end, she ruthlessly rejected on the spot on the grounds of studying, which also caused Ge Liang to be ridiculed by his brothers for a while.
"Yes, Xinyan, I heard that others don't have girlfriends yet, who cares about what happened before, and besides, you're so beautiful now, you have to hurry." Cheng Fen next to him was also like Li Dan, smiling and bewitching.
At this time, Xu Xinyan felt very uncomfortable, she wore glasses all day long, her face was full of pimples, and she looked ordinary Ge Liang, but she didn't expect such a big change, and now she is a veritable rich and handsome.
Of course, Ge Liang didn't know about the private conversation between these girls at the time, but he only knew that when he finally walked out of the KTV drunk, Xu Xinyan trotted over and stuffed him with a note, and then ran in with a red face.
The note read: "Huaxia Studios, tomorrow night at six o'clock, see you or leave, Xinyan." ”
"Haha, the spring of labor and management has finally arrived. It's finally here."
At this time, only a fool didn't understand what the other party meant, looking at the former first love, the current goddess, Ge Liang's heart boiled, and shouted loudly.
"Brother, be careful! Come on. ”
But in the end, he vaguely remembered that a worker next to him who was installing electrical circuits on a ladder for a billboard yelled at him.
Immediately afterwards, he saw the ancestral white jade dragon-shaped jade pendant on his chest flashing with white light, and then shattered with a 'click', so he was not impressed.
"Director? Goddess? Brother, what is that? ”
At this time, Zhuge Jun, who looked unexplained in the thatched house, watched his brother say something strange, and then his eyes were blank, and he shook his shoulders and said.
"Huh?"
Ge Liang, who came back to his senses, looked at the scene and still did not change in the slightest, and his face couldn't help but darken.
"Nima, I'm still addicted to playing, and it's like crossing over, so labor and management are not stupid."
Immediately, he was ready to get up and look for a mirror to see who he really was.
"Cough, cough,"
But just as he was about to get up, his body couldn't exert any strength at all, and a wave of weakness came from his body, and his chest was tight, and there was a violent cough.
"You, little brat, come over and find me a mirror." Ge Liang pointed to Zhuge Jun next to him impatiently and said.
"Mirrors? Brother, are you referring to the bronze mirror? We don't have bronze mirrors in our house. Zhuge Junzha had big eyes, looked at Ge Liang and whispered.
"Then you can go with me and get a basin of water, my little ancestor."
Ge Liang instantly felt depressed in his heart, and scolded secretly: "I'm still addicted to playing, don't you have a mirror?" Bronze mirror no? There's always water! "
"Mmmm, yes, brother, you wait first."
Zhuge Jun looked at Ge Liang's appearance that was about to get angry, and quickly replied. Then he swayed his little body and stumbled out.
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"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”
"Thief, why are you doing this to me?"
"Who is this, I don't accept it."
A moment later, a heart-rending roar was heard from inside the hut, which was deafening.
"Who Nima is roaring, oh, scaring away all the prey of labor and management"
In the jungle next to him, a big man who was half naked, with a stubble on his face, and a rough bow and arrow in his hand, looked at the rabbit that had just run, and said with an unhappy face.
"Alas, Xiaoliang, this child, has lost both parents since he was a child, and the two brothers are even more lonely and dependent on each other, it's really not easy, it's not easy!"
In a small grass hut dozens of meters away from the thatched house, an old woman with frosty white temples sighed helplessly when she heard Ge Liang's heart-rending cry.
"Brother, you scared me, woo!"
In the thatched house, I saw Zhuge Jun wiping his eyes with both hands, and kept crying, as if he was really frightened by Ge Liang's roar just now.
"Please, little brat, don't cry, tell me what my name is."
Hearing the boy's crying, Ge Liang finally calmed down. Nima, I didn't expect that I really crossed over. But it's better to die than to live, at least find out your identity first.
"Brother, your name is Zhuge Liang, the word Kong Ming, I am your younger brother Zhuge Jun, are you sick and confused, woo, what should I do in the future!"
Seeing Ge Liang's stupid look, he didn't even know who he was, and the little boy cried even more sadly when he thought of the future.
"Zhuge Liang? Three Kingdoms? ”
"Is Zhuge Liang so big? I'll go to your sister's, don't fool me for reading less? ”
Hearing the little boy's explanation, Ge Liang's face instantly fell, but as if he thought of something, he asked with a thief on his face:
"Xiao Jun, is our family a big family, or is there any magic in this world, and there are immortals who fly to the sky?"
"It's the kind of god who can move mountains and reclaim the sea."
Seeing Zhuge Jun looking at him with an idiot face, Ge Liang smiled and explained carefully, still holding the last glimmer of hope in his heart.
"Brother, our father and mother died early, and you and I are left to depend on each other, and we usually live here."
"Xiao Jun doesn't know what magic is, is the land father-in-law that the immortal refers to, but I don't seem to have heard of it."
"Thief God! I hate you, I hate you. I curse your ancestors for eighteen generations. ”
As soon as Zhuge Jun finished speaking, a roar that was not weaker than just now appeared within a radius of dozens of meters.
"Holy, here again."
In the woods, the bare-shouldered man just now listened to the roar coming from not far away, spit out, and scolded secretly.
Immediately afterwards, in the thatched house, Ge Liang didn't catch up with him in one breath, his eyes were black, his legs squatted, and he fell on the wooden bed in an instant.