Chapter 1 The most shit luck experience of becoming a god

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In the near time and space parallel to us, there is an ordinary person, his name is Zhu Chenhe, a small secretary, and the head of team building of the company, he has just joined the work for less than three years. It's also a budding little office secretary.

On weekdays, Zhu Chenhe's job is a small favor of the company, responsible for sending and receiving all kinds of documents and newspapers, writing work summaries every month, writing speeches, cleaning the office, and most importantly: completing other tasks assigned by the boss.

The so-called other tasks include: fetching water, sweeping the floor, wiping the table, copying notes, arranging and tidying up the small conference room, helping to send and receive couriers/welfare/pen and paper prints, accompanying the boss during the system inspection, planning routes, arranging accommodation, completing accounts, etc.

Xiao Zhu's work perfectly interprets the old chicken soup for newcomers in the workplace: going out is "small". Going out is to let the new debutant "boy" endure more hardships, so that he can learn to raise his eyebrows and lower his eyes, learn to respect his predecessors, and learn the hardships of the world.

To be honest, this is really a helpless thing, after all, there are often newcomers, and the generation is not often, and the vast majority of young people have to cross the psychological threshold of hating their ancestors for not saving up their business.

The next way to deal with it is to ruin yourself on the keyboard and pass the time. After a long time, there is no heart, no use value, and no value for people to look up to; the middle strategy is to establish a psychological barrier, learn to wrap yourself with a mask, and become a workplace master with a smile, and at the same time make money, you will also become a person who looks at the new and unpleasant; and the best policy is to become a business expert while being familiar with the rules of the workplace, and accumulate advantages quietly, and if you don't make a sound, you have become a blockbuster.

Xiao Zhu-Zhu Chenhe is a person who implements the best policies, and quietly establishes the impression of being down-to-earth and hard-working, not afraid of hardship, punctual, kind, and proficient in business.

Although Zhu Chenhe doesn't get much money every month, he commutes to and from work on a bicycle, lives in a one-bedroom apartment prepared for him by his parents, is tall and big, and his physical exercise is also very good.

What is such a person most afraid of? Because his dear parents really have too much work to spare, and their biggest expectation every day is: hugging grandchildren. Of course, the old couple has already told Zhu Chenhe... The granddaughter also became it.

Zhu Chen and his own feelings were: confused. I don't know if I'm happy with my current state of life, and I don't have any plans for my future life goals. As for starting a family, I feel a little trembling when I think about it, find a girlfriend and marry for a lifetime!

After getting married, you have to take responsibility, and you have a son and a girl to raise.... The so-called tomb of freedom, the ancients did not deceive me! This can be regarded as a unique problem of young people in the new era; the world is so big, who doesn't want to stand on a big stage and take a good look? In addition, the unsuccessful love affair on the college campus really hurt Zhu Chenhe's self-confidence and made him have a little instinctive rejection of blind date activities.

In his eyes, meeting, eating, and falling in love for the purpose of marriage is fake love! True lovers can only be discovered by themselves, fought for by themselves, and even met by chance! As is the case now, putting the various conditions (except feelings) of two young men and women on the scale, and rubbing and meeting each other when they feel that they are almost done, isn't this a hooligan?

There are also excessive middlemen who will take the initiative to exclude the conditions they think are "unimportant" into the scope of the assessment, such as: This girl has a good temper, although she looks almost, but her skin is white, and she can be counted as 80 points! But Zhu Chenhe can show it, he thinks in his heart that the total score should be at least 240, maybe it should be 480? This blind date is clearly a pit, but when people are full of illusions about love, they will give you a slap in the face!

Once or twice, my heart was excited; three or four times, I faced it plainly; five, six, seven, or eight times, this was to see that newcomers in the workplace were so easy to bully! So, on the good day when the people of the whole country were happily celebrating the Qingming Festival, Zhu Chenhe rode alone into Dacang Mountain after accompanying his parents to sweep the graves of his grandparents early in the morning. In order to escape the blind date task arranged for him by his mother. Hey, if you want to find another comfortable person to live with, you have to count on your own fate, don't go out to contact with others and nature, where is there any opportunity? A week ago, Xiao Zhu saw a team of heroic female cycling enthusiasts on the mountain road, just looking at the hundreds of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands of riding equipment, Xiao Zhu was stunned that he didn't have enough courage to say hello to others. Money is such a thing, it is really too bad, and it can effectively prevent the courtship impulse between men and women, which is really a classic case of human social attributes triumphing over natural instincts.

At this time, the grass of Dacang Mountain has just turned green, the buds of the trees want to vomit but not vomit, the treetops at the bottom of the valley to the sun look tender yellow from a distance, and there is still a white residual snow where the sun does not shine. The sky was blue and shiny, the air was dry mixed with a trace of melting snow moisture, Zhu Chen, who was pedaling desperately, and his chest and lungs, who felt hot, were completely activated after inhaling the clean and slightly cold air, and the endless heat spread throughout the body, and the tight-fitting cycling uniform was like armor full of energy, which made him full of strength while resisting low temperatures. A feeling of wanting to fly arises.

Zhu Chen 和️ rushed up a small slope at a speed of 30 kilometers per hour, but what caught his eye was a mountain rock the size of a football. According to common sense, Xiao Zhu's handlebars will rub against the mountain wall, and then give him enough resistance to bounce off the other side. However, this is when something unconscionable happens. Xiao Zhu actually rode smoothly into the cliff, and the granite cliff wall dozens of meters high and without grass turned into light and shadow at this moment!

Zhu Chenhe felt that he rode directly into a tunnel of light that did not know the length and height of the light, his thinking was completely stagnant, and his hands and feet seemed to disappear. I don't know if it was ten thousand years later, Xiao Zhu felt the light, and then, he was stupid. Because, his field of vision has become 360 degrees plus countless dimensions!

What was this feeling? He saw that the place where he was a valley, and the valley was surrounded by sacred trees and spiritual grasses, and the fairy aura was full of waterfalls, waterfalls, and springs, and all kinds of colors;

I can see clearly the three words "Reincarnation Valley" written on the stone wall at the mouth of the valley, see the appearance and naming of flowers, plants, insects, birds and birds, see their textures, organs, and energy circulation, and see clearly how they grew before, what flowers and fruits they will bloom and bear in the future;

I even saw clearly that there was a spirit ant crawling on a bamboo leaf at a distance of five zhang and six feet and three minutes of the nine-star King Kong Spirit Bamboo three hundred zhang away, and the tentacles on the head of the spirit ant were missing a knot the size of a millet grain, because the spirit ant was bitten off when it was frolicking with other spirit ants in 577,000 moments (one moment = one femtosecond = one trillion tenths of a second), and after about three thousand moments, this tentacle could be repaired intact.

At the same moment, he also saw his own form, which turned into a jelly-like ball of light, the inside of which was colorful, soft and flickering, tumbling and spinning. At this time, there was a ray of light in the sky that came from nowhere, and when it hit Xiao Zhu's light group, in addition to making Xiao Zhu feel a burst of warmth, he also felt a kind of absorbed nutrients, uh, the pleasure of eating roasted whole sheep! Like the vast knowledge in the starry sky, the heavenly river poured into Xiao Zhu's sea of knowledge like a curl upside down.

The second moment.

"First of all, as a deity, I forgive the writer for his poor writing skills. The first Xiao Zhu consciousness thought.

"I've become a god directly, how close should this probability be to zero? I need to think about 7.9 billion moments with all my might! In order not to water, let's round the numbers as much as possible, but unfortunately this is not very accurate. The second Xiao Zhu thought consciously.

"The reason for this kind of thing to happen turned out to be that the god who was guarding the reincarnation valley encountered an irregular particle pollen when opening up the channel, which caused the reincarnation data to deviate a little bit at the 76th node of the y879 rule packet in the eleventh dimension! Shengsheng opened up an additional reincarnation channel! The extra energy expenditure is @#¥%, anyway, it's a lot, it's really earned!hahahaha, I'm the luckiest person in this universe, uh, God! I'm a god!"

"The image of this light cluster is very shameful! I want to become ten thousand people, uh, all gods, and the light is so bright that you can't look at it directly!" the fourth Xiao Zhu thought to himself. In the second half of this moment, Xiao Zhu turned into a tall portrait, although it glowed like a neon light, but the dress was still the cycling uniform that clearly outlined the groin, like Ultraman with a human face.

"Hahaha, it turns out that the core mystery of the universe lies in the speed, it turns out that my body has been completely replaced by the particles of God, even in the highest dimension of this earth, the Supreme God Realm, the particles of God also have the speed of light of hundreds of millions of kilometers in an instant, which is one by ten billions of times the speed of light of 300,000 kilometers per second in the Native Earth Boundary! The fifth Xiao Zhu consciousness was thinking.

The sixth Xiao Zhu consciousness began to deduce the method of returning to the "earth-human world".

The seventh Xiao Zhu felt that his aesthetic was too low, and planned to repair his appearance.

The eighth Xiao Zhu consciousness began to scan the Supreme God Realm.

The ninth Xiao Zhu consciousness began to analyze the parallel universe and wanted to find out if there was a universe of cultivating immortals.

......

At this moment, Xiao Zhu's consciousness was divided into 108,000 daos, and even each consciousness was in sixty-four levels according to what he thought and thought, and each level had 108,000 subdivisions of independent thinking and calculation, and these branches were still entangled, fused, and subdivided again.

At the end of the second moment, Xiao Zhu's ontological thought formed a planet-sized cycling suit in a tight-fitting cycling suit, constantly transforming materialization and spiritualization...... Idol. The surrounding flowers and plants, along with the valley, were trampled under his feet at this moment, to be exact, it should be located at the outside of the seventy-third toe line on the sole of his right foot.

Third Moment:

This Supreme God Realm has risen countless consciousnesses of other gods!

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