"Bastard! Who doesn't lift it? Long Xiaoqi scolded: "Whose little king is talking nonsense to me here?" Lao Tzu is very good, every day! ”

Scolding a child, I can't get along with a child, although it looks pleasing to the eye, but this little king and eight calves come up and say that they don't lift it, isn't this looking for a draw? Fortunately, he couldn't stand up, otherwise he would definitely lift his legs and throw them into the pot, mix them with water, and put some big ingredients to stew for a while.

"My dad is Xiao Yuanchao, my mom is Du Baobao, my grandfather is a general, my grandmother is a big boss, my grandfather is an old mountain scout who drinks blood wine, and my little grandfather is the governor!" Xiao Zhan's eyes widened, and he said proudly, "Do you know who I am?" I am the Führer! Father-in-law, you listen to me, if it weren't for my fairy wife's sake, I wouldn't care about you. Do you know what Führer I am? Do you know my Xiao Zhan's name? No one in our community dared to stare at me, not even the commander! ”

Hearing this, Long Xiaoqi was really happy: Damn, the deflated calf of Xiao Yuanchao's family? The entire First and Second Ancestors!

"You know it's amazing, right?" Xiao Zhan pouted and said, "I'm here to please you, what if you don't let the fairy wife be my wife?" I'm a child, not an adult. ”

Only children can say this, Xiao Zhan is here to curry favor with Long Xiaoqi. Hearing that his father-in-law was no longer raised, he hurriedly stole a tiger whip from the Doctor Hou.

"Go, go, fuck off, don't be an eyesore here. Can my daughter be your wife? ! I just married my daughter to someone who begged for food, and I won't marry you!" Long Xiaoqi blew his beard and glared: "Little Wang and eight calves, don't even think about it, get out!" ”

Xiao Zhan was angry, glaring and gritting his teeth, but in the end he still smiled. Why? He wants to marry a wife, so he has to please Long Xiaoqi.

"Old man, don't you know yourself, I said you don't believe it, and the bad old man said that you still don't believe it?" Xiao Zhan put his hands behind his back, shook his head and said, "Although the old man always cleans me up, I take him when he sees a doctor." Hey, believe it or not, I have to go, the bad old man asked me to practice calligraphy. ”

Xiao Zhan picked up the tiger whip again and crept out.

Long Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: Damn, has this little kid become a sperm?

He didn't know if he would become a fine person, because what Long Xiaoqi was most worried about was whether he really didn't lift it. Hou Xiaolan told him not to lift it, and this little kid also said that he didn't lift it, if he ...... Maybe the vitality hasn't recovered, right? This one...... Find Xiaolan to try it at night......

That's the big problem, if it really doesn't work, it's better to live than to die. What is the saddest thing about a man? It's not that there is no money, it's not that my wife ran away with someone, but it's that I've grown so big, and there's no use for fart!

So in the evening, Long Xiaoqi brought Hou Xiaolan and started the experiment......

In the second half of the night, in the dead of night, Long Xiaoqi's miserable voice came from the house.

"Nope! No!! No!!! ……”

After trying all methods, Long Xiaoqi found that he really couldn't do it. When he saw this reality, the whole person collapsed. It's fine with less hands and feet, but the question is, what if this thing doesn't work?

Men want to save face, use money to save face, and use good cars to save face. But if you don't use it, no matter how much money you have, no matter how many good cars you have, you will be inferior. Long Xiaoqi was scared, more afraid than facing death.

Although he didn't want to admit it, the problem was that no matter how hard Hou Xiaolan tried, he didn't react at all.

"Seventh brother, little loach, haha, it's so fun."

“……”

But Hou Xiaolan is still very happy, I really don't know what this cute thing has to become. Your man doesn't lift it, and you're still happy?!

No, you have to find a way, you have to find a way!

……

The next day, Xiao Zhan came sneaking up again.

"Hey, boy, where's your tiger whip yesterday?" Long Xiaoqi asked.

His name has changed, yesterday he was a deflated calf, and today he is a brat.

"Father-in-law, do you know that you won't lift it?" Xiao Zhan stiffened his little face, held his little hands behind his back and said seriously: "I love you, I won't lie to people." The tiger whip is still with me, but you have to let the little fairy wife be my wife, otherwise ......"

"Use the tiger whip to make soup for me, I'll think about it." Long Xiaoqi waved his hand.

"No, you have to promise me to give you a stewed tiger whip!" Xiao Zhan shook his head.

"Boy, do you know how many people want to marry my daughter? Exactly one thousand eight, you are the one thousand and eighteen, if you give me a stewed tiger whip, I will let you cut the queue forward. Long Xiaoqi deceived Xiao Zhan.

But what I didn't expect was that people didn't like him at all.

"I won't cut the line, I'll rob it!" Xiao Zhan shook his head: "My Fair Lady and Gentleman are so good, you can't ask for anything but grab ......"

Oops, I'm still dragging the text, this little rabbit cub, is it a refined thing?

"Have you asked for anything? This is the first time you want to grab it? Long Xiaoqi scolded with a slashed face: "Little Wang and eight calves, the ancients said that they would ask for a hundred things, but you can't ask for it once?" You have to do what you do, and when you ask a hundred times...... I'll give you my daughter! ”

"Really?" Xiao Zhan was excited.

"Nonsense, you know that my Long Xiaoqi counts when he speaks, and he never fools." Long Xiaoqi looked arrogant: "If I don't talk about credibility and morality like this, can I give birth to a fairy girl like falling into the water?" Boy, what you want to marry is a fairy, and it is difficult for Tang monks to learn scriptures! ”

This is reasonable, Xiao Zhan, a little kid, nodded again and again.

"Then I'll give it to you...... Stewed tiger whip soup to go? Xiao Zhan blinked.

"Well, there are 99 left, and you are one step closer to your wife." Long Xiaoqi's face was full of approval.

Xiao Zhan jumped up happily and hurriedly ran out to make tiger whip soup for Long Xiaoqi. And in order to make himself better, Long Xiaoqi also let it go, no matter how unpalatable the soup was boiled by this little kid, he also pinched his nose and drank it in one gulp.

Soon, Long Xiaoqi's face flushed and began to bleed...... This is a big supplement, Xiao Zhan has boiled an inch of tiger whip into a bowl of soup, if a normal person drinks it...... Absolutely able to break the sky.

But Long Xiaoqi just had a nosebleed, and still didn't have any reaction. Not enough, definitely not enough!

The next day, Xiao Zhan sneaked in and took out a yellowed piece from his arms.

"Old man, this is the deer's tail ......"

"There are 98 times left, and you are one step closer to your wife!"

Xiao Zhan grinned and ran out to boil deer tail soup.

On the third day, Xiao Zhan ran in again.

"Old man, this is a yak whip......"

"97 left!"

"Old man, this is a dog whip and saffron!"

"96 left! Come on, lad! ”

"Hmm!"

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