Chapter 100: Nonsense
"Haha, are you afraid that I'll be killed by those two little chicks?" Bao Xiaodao showed meticulousness and smiled evilly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Ye Feng was stunned for a moment, then looked at him with admiration, and said with a smile: "Haha, where is the eldest brother, the eldest brother is the most resourceful eldest brother I have ever seen, with the intelligence of the eldest brother, how could he be lowered by two little chicks?" That can't be, absolutely impossible, hehe. ”
"Damn, Ye Feng, when did you learn this kind of ability to make sycophants and not even play drafts, is it my genes?" Seeing that Ye Feng's kid was getting more and more neat, he was simply fighting with what he had, Bao Xiaodao was very appreciative, and he couldn't help but praise in his heart.
"Alas, let the brothers worry, Brother Ye Feng, hurry up and gather the brothers back, the big guys have worked hard." Bao Xiaodao sighed movingly.
Ye Feng instructed the brothers around him, and then rushed into the sky, the axe signal was raised, and it didn't take long for all the brothers to be called back.
When the brothers saw Bao Xiaodao, they all showed a bright smile, although they have a lot of new brothers, have not seen Bao Xiaodao himself, but for Bao Xiaodao's series of wonderful stories, they have heard of it, Bao Xiaodao's personality charm, by the brothers of the gang, passed on to the gods, in their eyes, Bao Xiaodao is a god-like character, especially now, Bao Xiaodao was kidnapped, and then miraculously appeared in front of the brothers, This makes every brother feel that his boss is really not an ordinary cow X.
"Helper...... Master...... The helper ...... "Under the leadership of Ye Feng, all the brothers cheered in unison for the return of Bao Xiaodao, they raised the torches in their hands, shaking up and down, and shouted in unison.
At this moment, the light on the body of Bao Xiaodao, the aura of the boss came into the eyes of every brother, and he Bao Xiaodao, at this time also raised his head with his chest up, put on a high posture, and accepted the admiration of the brothers, at this moment, he really felt what is the real leader, what is above one person, under a hundred people, he at this moment, more firm belief, Axe Gang, must be bigger, stronger.
"Brothers, you have worked hard, big brother I am very happy today, and I am also very moved, seeing that the brothers are desperately running around in order to find my whereabouts, just for this point, you can fully express that our axe gang will not leave any brother, everyone has difficulties together, and they share blessings, no matter what time in the future, they can not leave any brothers, I bag a knife here, and swear to God, from now on, I will never leave any brothers, and I will share the blessings with my brothers in the future. If you break your oath, you will be thundered. ”
Bao Xiaodao's action is extremely chic, the words spoken are like thunder, resounding in the sky, lingering in the ears of the brothers for a long time, this impassioned oath, so that the brothers present listened to the crowd excited, and even some brothers were Bao Xiaodao, the words of the big brother who valued the righteousness, moved to tears, at this moment, all the brothers' hearts, was tightly gathered together by the Bao Xiaodao, for the brothers, their boss can have these words, it is enough, I really didn't expect that Bao Xiaodao is still in front of all the brothers, With such a vow and such a good boss, it was the first time they had seen them, and they were moved, and they were completely moved.
"Oh my God, when did I wrap a knife, when did it become so exciting, it was so weighty, look at the little brothers one by one, I actually shed tears of excitement when I heard it, damn, just rely on my three-inch incorruptible tongue, it's a bit of a fucking pity not to be a speaker." Bao Xiaodao saw that his brothers were moved by his oath, and one by one shed tears of excitement, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a smug smile, and he thought even more narcissistically.
Can put more than 100 people, moved by the sparse, this fucking is really a kind of ability not to be underestimated, which fully shows that his mouth of the knife is indeed not ordinary, the times create heroes, he used to often educate those little brothers in the company, but also thanks to the previous era, let him practice a pair of iron teeth and copper teeth, plus the psychology that he learned with his previous girlfriend, now used in these little brothers, it can be said that they are like a fish in water, and they are at ease.
"Big brother, tell me quickly, how did you escape from those two little girls?" Ye Feng's eyes showed a radiant way.
Little Five, Junko, Big One...... Several of their hall masters also surrounded them instantly, for the eldest brother's successful escape this time, they seemed very curious, and also admired, it is said that this kidnapping of the little girl with a knife, one of them is on the rivers and lakes, known as the "purple demon queen".
"Purple Enchantress" kills people without blinking, walks on the rivers and lakes with a vicious and vicious method, and she likes to kill men the most, no matter which man falls into her hands, it is difficult to escape, this time Bao Xiaodao can escape unharmed, it is definitely a miracle of miracles, brothers are strange in their hearts, and it is inevitable.
Bao Xiaodao looked at the curious eyes of the brothers, pretended to be calm, shook his shirt, and described the ins and outs of the whole thing to the brothers in detail, in the description, he exaggerated and added a lot of wonderful and thrilling scenes, such as: how did he fall into the hands of these two female devils, after falling into their hands, how was he tortured by them, how many thrills did he experience, and how did he take down the two female devils in a strange move...... So that the whole body can be safely escaped, and so on... Anyway, no matter how thrilling, he exaggerated, and the brothers who said it bluntly were amazed and amazed again and again.
The brothers applauded Bao Xiaodao's wit, praised Bao Xiaodao's bravery, and pinched a cold sweat for his thrilling situation.
"Hehe, Lao Tzu is not only a master of picking up girls, but also a fucking master of storytelling, such nonsense, there are still people who believe it, hey...... The brothers of this world are really innocent and cute. Bao Xiaodao stretched his waist and said proudly.
Bao Xiaodao fully carried forward the style of the protagonist in his novels, telling stories this kind of work, is really not something that ordinary people can complete, especially the story is made up wonderfully, the completion of the compilation, the compilation is convincing, if there is no certain experience accumulation, there must be no such skill, thanks to him Bao Xiaodao has read a lot of novels before, can use a lot of routines in novels, and said that his experience is extremely bumpy, wonderful, brothers look at him blowing his god, and say that there is a nose and eyes, don't believe it? It's no wonder.