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The spring color is sultry, a spring breeze is blowing, which makes people's hearts ripple, and a passion bursts out of the body unconsciously, the blood veins slowly begin to erupt, and the cranial nerves accept the continuous reaction of the lower body, and become extremely excited, "Damn, it's really full of warm thoughts yinyu." ”

Look at the West Lake, like a treasure mirror inlaid with jade, reflecting the sky, clouds, birds, bridges, and mountains...... The lake is tranquil, so quiet that there is not a trace of ripples, like a girl who is ready to get married, covered with a thin veil, so shy, so gentle.

"The flowers and willows are prosperous, rich and gentle!" At this moment, if you only want to use one sentence to describe the mood, it is: "Jiangnan is talented, Jiangnan is so beautiful!" ”

Today's weather is very good, the sun is shining, the warm breeze is slow, and the West Lake has also ushered in the annual and lively Dou Shi Conference.

On the West Lake, the warblers and swallows, graceful and colorful, the young girls with flowers and moon appearances, all dressed in gorgeous costumes, dressed up with flowers and branches, like a group of pink butterflies with spring, pleasing to the eye, exuding female charm everywhere, and those male talents who are approaching have an urge to commit crimes.

In the distance, a group of students and gentlemen, looking at the dazzling young ladies in front of them, with a wolf-like hungry expression on their faces, their eyes wandering back and forth, as if they were looking for beautiful and delicious prey, the mouths of the talented people whispered from time to time, their eyes exchanged, and the disgusting white mucus occasionally flowed out of their mouths.

When all the beautiful and moving daughters approached them, they immediately changed their faces, pretending to be upright and gentlemen, straightening their bodies, shaking the corners of their clothes, brushing the ends of their hair, waving the folding fans in their hands, chanting poems against each other, and exuding grace all over their bodies!

I don't know when, from not far away came a few rich daughters sitting in a sedan chair, as if they had made an appointment, gathered towards the venue of the Dou Shi Conference, they hid behind the sedan curtain from time to time, gently lifted the corner of the curtain, and secretly looked at the talented people who came and went outside, as if they hoped to be able to choose their favorite person in the vast sea of people, so that they were "still holding the pipa and half covering their faces", that delicate appearance, causing a commotion among the talents on the road.

"Dou Shi?"

That's right, today is the annual large-scale poetry competition by the West Lake Pavilion, and talented and beautiful people from all over the world will gather here to show their talents.

Regardless of age, tall or short, beautiful and ugly, anyone who wins the top three in the Fighting Poetry Conference will be vigorously promoted by the organizer of the conference for free, enjoy the priority of publishing rights in my poetry collection, and can also get a large amount of silver as a reward.

However, the most important point is that many of the talented and beautiful women who participated in the Dou Shi Conference were high-ranking officials, either rich or noble, and most of them were young people. Therefore, the poetry competition is often called a blind date conference or a friendship conference.

Another advantage is that you can make a name for yourself, or if you want to gain fame, you can also use the Dou Shi Conference to show your talents, so as to be valued by the imperial court or appreciated by dignitaries.

To be honest, if any talent can perform outstanding in the conference and make a name for himself, at that time, the tall image admired by thousands of people will definitely be a thousand rays of light, hehe, it must be developed at this time, those big beauties, don't they bust, and they will be posted upside down to you in groups? Just rush this, close your eyes and think about it, I feel cool to the extreme, as the so-called: "Women are dead, men are crazy!" ”

Standing in the pavilion on the edge of the West Lake, Bao Xiaodao has a lot of thoughts, if you have to use one word to describe Bao Xiaodao's mood at this moment, it is his mother's ~~ decline, really fucking decline!

It's been two or three months since I crossed into this strange place, and the word decay~~ has never left him, if it weren't for the damn hair dryer leaking, he directly electrocuted the bag knife to this strange place that doesn't belong to him, maybe at this time he was holding the girl he just soaked in and rolling the sheets coolly!

Alas...... Thinking of this, Bao Xiaodao pulled out the cold in his heart, and saw that the beautiful thing that came to fruition was disturbed by a broken electric wind, damn.

It took thousands of oceans, just soaked a girl, made an appointment to meet in the cinema, Bao Xiaodao hummed a little song excitedly, took a shower, changed into a handsome clothes, stood in front of the mirror and looked back and forth at his handsome face, ready to blow a handsome hairstyle, but who knew that this damn hair dryer actually leaked, "day", at the critical moment, he actually dropped the chain for Lao Tzu, it's really fucking hateful!

Bao Xiaodao picked up a stone on the ground angrily, and slammed it into the lake, the fire in his heart dissipated, and when Bao Xiaodao was about to turn his head away, he only heard a string of blisters on the surface ......of the lake.

"Huh......"

"It's a little turtle."

Bao Xiaodao looked at it carefully, this turtle was about the size of a watermelon, rolled its eyes, belly up, looked like it was faint or dead, and floated up from the bottom of the water.

"Damn, could it be that I just went down with the rock and hit this turtle?" Bao Xiaodao came back to his senses and slapped his head.

So Bao Xiaodao took a closer look, and it was really hit by the stone he had just made, and the little turtle's neck was still covered with a faint bloodshot.

"My day, I usually don't see me so accurate, today it's really fucking evil, a stone down actually killed a little turtle, I'll go! The bottom of the West Lake is so rich in products? There are a lot of fish thieves, right? ”

Bao Xiaodao was really a little upset at this time, and hurriedly closed his palms and bowed to the little turtle: "Oops...... Turtle...... Brother Turtle, I'm ...... I didn't mean to smash you, and I ask your old man to forgive me, you must not die, if you die, I will kill you today with a knife, I am a great good person in the world, and I never kill. ”

Looking at Bao Xiaodao's innocent expression, and then looking at the words he said, if it was put on the ordinary, the grandsons in the bedroom would not use a capital "bah ......" to describe his shamelessness.

Do you pack a knife and don't kill? I don't believe it, I don't usually see you eat less fish and meat, but you eat more than others? Saying this is enough to prove that you are too shameless to wrap a knife, and your skin is not ordinarily thick.

Maybe God blessed, I don't want the little turtle to die, or maybe the little turtle heard the sincere apology of Bao Xiaodao, after about half a pillar of incense, the little turtle in the water, as if relieved, slowly became aware of his limbs, shook his head, and slowly swam towards the bottom of the water.

"Appeal ......"

Seeing that the little turtle was fine, Bao Xiaodao gently rubbed his chest, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said softly: "I was knocked unconscious by me for a long time, but it's okay...... OK...... Lao Tzu almost became a sinner today, it seems that he can no longer throw stones in the future, but he can't bring this bad habit to ancient times, if future generations know that there is a cruel old man like me, then don't you scold me to death? If someone dies again one day, then I'll be miserable, I can't just come to this hellish place, and my ass is still warm, so I'll eat in prison, right? ”

Thinking of this, Bao Xiaodao couldn't help but shiver all over, then the corners of his mouth rose slightly, his eyebrows raised slightly, turned around with his little hands behind his back, hummed a small tune, and walked towards the venue of the Doushi Conference.

Walking on the edge of the West Lake, Bao Xiaodao stopped from time to time to enjoy the beautiful scenery, to be honest, it was the first time to come to the West Lake, and he had crossed over.

Now that I'm here, I don't think about it too much, and living well is the most important thing.

While strolling around, Bao Xiaodao did not forget to come to the lake to play in the water, isn't there a lyric to sing, "The water of the West Lake, my tears ......", come to the West Lake, can't play in the water, wouldn't it be a pity!

When Bao Xiaodao came to the lake, a figure suddenly flashed on the emerald green lake, with broken sword eyebrows, eyes like stars, high and wide nose bridge, and a slight smile was very charming, just one word "handsome ......".

"It's been a long time, it turns out that this figure is my pocket knife, hehe, no wonder there is such charm, I was really defeated by my handsomeness, if I put on a good-looking costume, I'm afraid it will be more coquettish than those second-rate people who chant a few broken poems by the lake and call themselves geniuses."

"Alas...... It's a pity that he is dressed as a shop guy, wearing the dress of a small person, compared with the gorgeous outfits of those talented people, it does look too shabby, plus the fashionable hairstyle that is incompatible with this dynasty, and then look at the strange eyes of pedestrians on the road looking at Bao Xiaodao, except for strangeness, there is nothing else. ”

The chicks on the side of the road, who passed by Bao Xiaodao's side, glanced at him like that, and directly ignored his existence, and those chicks one by one, with peach blossoms on their faces, set their eyes on those talented people who were dressed in wolf skin.

"Damn, my brother is so handsome, he dares to ignore my existence, you all wait for Lao Tzu, sooner or later I will rape you first and then kill you, and then rape and kill again!"

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(ps: The setting of the character of Bao Xiaodao is really likable, his humorous cells are enough to make people laugh, and his ability to be self-black and funny is definitely the best among people, oh...... No, it's definitely the best among people. When I was writing Bao Xiaodao, every time I thought of the later scenes and dialogues, I laughed until my stomach hurt, as the saying goes, "people must be invincible", in reality, you are also as humorous as Bao Xiaodao? If you like to pack knives, please support it, collection, recommended tickets, it's up to you. ）