Chapter 35: Helplessness

Yin Danzi scolded: "You cow and horse are useless, you can only go, don't bargain with Lao Tzu." ”

Yang Danzi said: "Don't be verbose, how do you wake her up?"

Yin Danzi said: "Just go outside and get a poisonous snake!"

Yang Danzi said, "Okay!" and turned around and walked out of the cave.

Yin Danzi took a pulse for Liu Tingting, and said to himself: "Why is there no pulse at all, and it doesn't look like it's dead?"

After a while, Yang Danzi came back with a green snake holding a bunch of dead leaves, threw the dead leaves on the ground, moved Li Xiaoxin's mouth, and poured snake blood into it. Then he took out the fire and lit the fire, and threw the snake into the fire and roasted it.

The two of them ate one by one, and just after eating, they heard Li Xiaoxin shouting "No...... Don't ......", turned his head to look, and saw that Li Xiaoxin had woken up and was looking at them in a panic.

Li Xiaoxin remembered the moment when Hu Jue fell off the cliff, her liver and intestines were broken, life was worse than death, tears fell in her eyes, and she began to cry.

Yin Danzi scolded: "Look, Lao Tzu is a good doctor, right?"

Yang Danzi said: "Tall fart, why doesn't the little girl react at all?"

Yin Danzi said: "That's because Lao Tzu didn't treat her well." ”

When Li Xiaoxin heard the two talking about Liu Tingting, she immediately held back her grief and thought: "Hu Jue died to save his young master and me, and now he has failed to save the young master and failed to achieve his wish, so he must die blindly." I must first find a way to rescue his young master, return his wish, and then die with him. ”

Yang Danzi sneered: "Fart, what a fucking fart." ”

Yin Danzi said angrily: "You only fart, she farts!"

Yang Danzi smiled: "Do you put it or do you let her put it?" After speaking, he turned his head and saw Li Xiaoxin's face full of tears, and he was angry and held the sickle and walked over and asked: "Hey, I said, Lao Tzu saved you, what tears are you flowing on your face, you are very wronged, aren't you?"

Li Xiaoxin held back her anger and ignored the two.

Yin Danzi then flashed with a sickle, and said with a wicked smile: "Since she feels that she is wronged, it is better to kill it, and it is also annoying to keep it." ”

Yang Danzi blocked his sickle and scolded: "Lao Tzu finally found a cow and horse coolie, you are fast in the knife, you have the ability to catch a useful one, you love to kill this." ”

Yin Danzi walked in front of Liu Tingting, helped Liu Tingting up, urged the internal force to lose, and said: "Lao Tzu saves strength and gives the girl, otherwise she will die, and we will not follow to see the king of Hades?"

Yang Danzi helped Li Xiaoxin up, pushed two pills into her mouth, and put her against the stone wall. walked behind Liu Tingting, urged the internal force to enter Liu Tingting's body, and said: "Lao Tzu just found a coolie to save effort for the girl." After Yang Danzi finished losing his internal strength, he saw Liu Tingting spit out a mouthful of black and purple pus and blood, still lifeless.

Yang Danzi put Liu Tingting lying on the stone slab.

Yin Danzi said: "Fuck, I haven't drunk in a long time, I have to get some tonight." ”

Yang Danzi said: "Yes, hurry up." ”

Yin Danzi scolded: "Who will guard the girl when Lao Tzu went, nonsense." ”

Yang Danzi scolded: "You go, Lao Tzu will guard it, take advantage of it." ”

Yin Danzi said angrily: "If you dare not go, Lao Tzu will kill that girl." The scythe pointed at Li Xiaoxin.

Yang Danzi said angrily: "If you dare to kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will kill you." ”

Yin Danzi sneered: "Your people, joke, you have a fart person." ”

Yang Danzi said: "If you dare to kill Lao Tzu's coolie, Lao Tzu will also kill you." ”

Yin Danzi smiled: "Unless you go to steal wine, Lao Tzu will kill your coolie." Whether you want coolie or wine, you choose. ”

Yang Danzi said: "Of course, it takes coolies, and when she is well, Lao Tzu will let her steal the wine, so as not to let Lao Tzu act personally." ”

Yin Danzi nodded and said, "Good idea, hurry up." ”

Yang Danzi said angrily: "Why do you let Lao Tzu steal, why don't you go?"

Yin Danzi scolded: "Because Lao Tzu only needs wine, not coolies." The sickle pointed at Li Xiaoxin again.

Yang Danzi scolded as he walked to the entrance of the cave and pushed open the stone slab, got out of the stone cave, and covered the stone slab again.

Yin Danzi lost his energy when he thought about drinking, and sat drowsy next to Liu Tingting, glancing at Li Xiaoxin from time to time.

Li Xiaoxin naturally wanted to find a chance to escape, but she was seriously injured, even if she was not injured, she was definitely not a yin single opponent, she did not dare to move, and sat quietly to heal her injuries.

Yin Danzi was drowsy for a while, and when she saw Li Xiaoxin, she was worried that she was asleep, and she would take the opportunity to sneak attack, got up and walked in front of Li Xiaoxin and asked, "Niu Ma ...... How ugly the cow and horse are, let's call you a coolie. ”

Li Xiaoxin glanced at him and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Yin Danzi asked, "Are you trying to sneak up on Lao Tzu?"

Li Xiaoxin was stunned and said, "Even if I don't have any pain at all, I can't beat you, how dare I sneak attack you." ”

Yin Danzi was very happy when he heard Li Xiaoxin admit that he couldn't beat him, laughed out loud, and said, "I like it with self-knowledge." Turned around and sat next to Liu Tingting, leaning on the cave wall and being drowsy for a while, he saw Li Xiaoxin again, shook his head vigorously, got up and walked towards Li Xiaoxin and said, "No, you can't beat me as a coolie, but you'll find other coolies to kill me, right?"

Li Xiaoxin was stunned and said, "How can it be, your martial arts are invincible in the world, who can kill you." ”

Yin Danzi was overjoyed when he heard her praise herself, laughed, suddenly stopped again, and said: "No, the martial arts that came with you to kill us before are not weak, although they can't beat me, they won't be easily killed by me." ”

When Li Xiaoxin heard him talk about Hu Jue, she was hurt and burst into tears.

Yin Danzi saw Li Xiaoxin crying, and suddenly became extremely annoyed, with a wave of his right hand, he knocked Li Xiaoxin to the ground with a palm force, and scolded: "Lao Tzu hates women the most and cries, hum!" turned around and hugged Liu Tingting with one hand and leaned against the stone wall and closed his eyes and fell asleep. But where can he sleep, his mind is full of drinking. Helplessly, he stood up angrily and jumped like thunder in the cave, mentally scolding Yang Danzi for having no ability and going for so long. After a while, I heard the sound of the stone slab moving, and I couldn't wait to run over, and saw Yang Danzi carrying a wooden barrel, dodging and grabbing the barrel, and said with a smile: "This time is good, next time carry a bigger one." As he spoke, he shook the barrel, hurriedly opened the barrel to see that there were only a few taels of wine left in the barrel, and scolded angrily: "Bastard, since you dare to drink secretly." He lifted the barrel and drank it, and at once he drank it all and threw it to the ground, angry and angry.

Yang Danzi raised the wooden barrel and looked at it, and scolded: "You dare to drink all the wine of Lao Tzu, see that Lao Tzu does not spare you, it is hateful." ”

Yin Danzi scolded: "Bastard, there is only a little wine left in the barrel you carried, and you dare to say that I drank it all, how can it be reasonable." ”

Yang Danzi said while recalling: "It's impossible, I have rested ten times along the way, and I drank at most three or four catties at a time, at least a few catties." ”

Yin Danzi said angrily: "I'm angry with me, you actually drank all the way back, and said that Lao Tzu drank it all, how can I spare you." Swing the scythe at Yang Danzi.

Yang Danzi smiled: "What's so difficult about this, the hut under the mountain is full of good wine, just drink it yourself, idiot." ”

Yin Danzi said: "Okay, next time Lao Tzu goes to drink, you guard the girl." What a useless thing, since I've been gone for so long. He snatched a small wine jug from Yang Danzi's hand and drank it.

Yang Danzi said: "Fart, Lao Tzu went out and saw that Holy Spirit, Holy Yuan and a ghost from the Ghost Poison Sect, if it wasn't for eavesdropping on them, Lao Tzu would have come back a long time ago." ”

Yin Danzi was extremely curious and asked, "What did they say?"

Yang Danzi said: "They secretly slipped into the mountains, just to find us and the girl." ”

Yin Danzi asked: "What are you looking for us and the girl, they are not our grandsons." ”

Yang Danzi said: "Of course he wants to kill us." ”

Yin Danzi laughed and said, "Just rely on them, don't you measure yourself?"

Yang Danzi said: "Their ghost master and the Holy Mother are here, and you don't know that the ghost master's 'ghost illusion' is amazing." ”

Yin Danzi was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "Damn, you made me miserable last time, and you have to find a chance to fix him well." Carrying the wine jug, he walked to Liu Tingting's side, opened Liu Tingting's mouth and poured a lot into it.

Yang Danzi said: "Enough, enough, leave some for Lao Tzu." "The two of them mostly drink alcohol and rarely drink water. didn't think about giving Liu Tingting water, only knew to pour her wine. He snatched the wine jug, saw the unconscious Li Xiaoxin, and said, "This coolie is not an ordinary coolie. ”

Yin Danzi asked, "What do you mean?"

Yang Danzi said: "When I went out just now, I heard the woman looking for the mountain talking about her, she is the second disciple of the Camellia Palace, and they all call her the second sister. The one who came with her is called Hu Jue, the one who was knocked off the cliff by us. ”

Yin Danzi was casual and asked, "What about the second disciple, it's the same coolie." What about Hu Jue, it's not the same as being killed by us. ”

Yang Danzi said: "Now people all over the mountains are looking for the two of them, as well as the three of us." ”

Yin Danzi scolded: "I said when did you become this kind of villain who specializes in eavesdropping, you have been going for so long to eavesdropping, and Lao Tzu is almost dying of thirst." ”

Yang Danzi scolded: "Fart, how could Lao Tzu eavesdrop, if it wasn't for drinking all the way up the mountain and going the wrong way, how could he go for so long." ”

Yin Danzi was furious and grabbed Yang Danzi with both hands and scolded: "You actually drank wine all the way up the mountain, and lied to Lao Tzu that you just drank it while resting." ”

Yang Danzi pushed his hand away and said, "Go, go, Lao Tzu hasn't finished talking yet, what are you fucking talking about." I'll tell you, I went the wrong way just now, and I saw their holy place again. Li Xiaoxin woke up vaguely and saw that the two were talking, so she hurriedly closed her eyes and listened quietly.

Yin Danzi asked, "So what?"

Yang Danzi said: "That baby, let's go and get a girl." ”

Yin Danzi scolded: "But we can't touch that baby, how can we take it?"

Yang Danzi said: "What can we pretend, we should pretend if we can't touch it." ”