0159 The queen mother is not a person, the emperor is a thief

Guo Jia's sinister smile was not concealed in the slightest, nor did he evade it in the slightest, which naturally made Kong Rong see it clearly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Kong Rong's heart froze suddenly, and he shouted that it was not good, this kid wouldn't just wait for me to say the wrong thing.

Why am I so impulsive? He gambled all his family property at once. If I lose, should I sleep on the side of the road?

No, it won't! That's a seven-step poem, even Qu Yuan, Kong Meng, and now Cai Yong and Zheng Xuan can't do it.

Guo Jia is even more impossible, not to mention that he also said that he became a poem in four steps, which has no hope at all.

"Mr. Wenju, I wonder if what you said counts? If you lose, will you really give me all your possessions? ”

Guo Jia looked at Kong Rong with a smile, but in Kong Rong's opinion, the smile was obviously ill-intentioned.

"Naturally!" At the critical moment, Kong Rong could not tolerate his own remorse, and the life experience of the descendants of Sage Kong could not allow him to repent.

Hum! He must be pretending, don't look at Guo Jia so confident and proud, he must be very scared in his heart, he has no chance of winning at all.

Kong Rong forcibly comforted himself, but the memories in his mind destroyed his self-confidence.

From the first time I saw Guo Jia today, he has been fighting to protect Shi Chang Wang Ba, Zhang Nuan, the commander of Doubei Palace, Emperor Ling of Dou Han, Zhang Yu and Zhang Yu of the Zhang family in Douhedong, and Zhang Wen, the captain of Dou Taiwei......

He's like a troublemaker, constantly making trouble, but he's like a troublemaker, constantly smashing trouble.

He likes to look for trouble, and prefers to crush it.

Think about his old stories.

Kill the stone forest thief, play Yuan Shao, stun Xu You, faint Wu Qiong, and hit the hero building......

This young man, who was only eighteen years old, had never lost or failed.

So can I really stump him with this problem?

The challenge hasn't started yet, Kong Rong has already messed up!

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Guo Jia didn't care about Kong Rong and started composing poetry on his own.

The first step, slowly and steadily, with a slight squint in his eyes, as if thinking.

"The Empress Dowager Dong is not a person!"

Wow -

The audience was in an uproar, Guo Jia is composing poetry? This is obviously looking for death!

First, Empress Dowager Dong is the biological mother of Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty, you scold Empress Dowager Dong for not being a person, so how should Emperor Ling of Han claim to be himself?

Second, Empress Dowager Dong is not thin on you, maintains you everywhere, and even wants to accept you as a righteous son, what a deep love this is. But what about you Guo Jia, you dare to repay virtue with resentment!

Third, even if we ignore the deep meaning of the verse, but only talk about the rhyme and flatness of the verse, this sentence is more like a vernacular text than a verse.

If there was frost behind Mrs. Dong, Emperor Han Ling's face was so gloomy that he could almost drip water, and Jian Shuo on the side even touched the sword on his waist, as long as Emperor Han Ling spoke, he would immediately kill Guo Jia.

But what about our protagonist Guo Jia? He took in everyone's expressions, but they were still as flat as water, as if everything was expected by him.

Without waiting for Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong to get angry, Guo Jia naturally took the second step.

"The Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth!"

“……”

There was silence, not a single sound could be heard. But Empress Dowager Dong's face suddenly smiled like spring.

Guo Jia compared the Empress Dowager Dong to a nine-day fairy, and when she came to the world, then the Empress Dowager Dong is a fairy, naturally not a human.

From this point of view, Guo Jia's first sentence saying that Empress Dowager Dong is not a person is no longer an insult, but a compliment.

was compared to a fairy in the sky, how could Empress Dowager Dong be unhappy?

"The Empress Dowager of the Dong family is not a person, the Nine Heavens Fairy descends to the earth!"

The first sentence is like garbage, but the latter sentence is like the finishing touch, which makes the whole poem alive and catchy.

The most important thing is that this is a birthday poem that is peerless, unprecedented, and unprecedented.

Empress Dowager Dong was happy, Emperor Han Ling was naturally happy, and Jian Shuo himself didn't know when he let go of the hand holding the hilt of the sword.

In the third step, he was still calm and confident, and there was a smile at Kong Rong.

"One son and two grandchildren are all thieves!"

The audience was in an uproar again, they thought that Guo Jia's surprise was over, but they didn't expect Guo Jia to prepare such a huge fright, but there was no joy at all.

The first sentence is that you said that the Queen Mother is not a person, this is not a problem, the Queen Mother is not a person, she can be a fairy.

But you said that Your Majesty and the prince are thieves, can there be any good thieves in the world?

You are undoubtedly abusive, without even a hint of beating around the bush.

Empress Dowager Dong's face turned cold again, Emperor Han Ling's face was cloudy and rainy, and Jian Shuo's hand grasped the hilt of the sword even tighter.

The others present looked at Guo Jia with ill will, Guo Fengxiao, if you look for death yourself, the Nine Heavens Fairy can't save you.

Guo Jia still didn't seem to hear of all this, but just took the fourth step by himself.

"Steal the peach and offer it to your mother!"

The audience remained quiet, but everyone's mentality changed greatly.

A thief, indeed, there is no good thief. But if this thief has to be a thief in order to be filial to his mother, then this thief is different.

Filial piety comes first, and no matter what era, filial piety is regarded as an important basis for examining a person.

Modern man says, "If a man is not filial to the mother who gave birth to him and raised him, then who can he be good to?" ”

In the Han Dynasty, where Confucianism was the sole reverence, filial piety was regarded as the first of all good virtues.

Filial piety is more important than loyalty, more important than benevolence, more important than bravery, and more important than wisdom......

Emperor Ling of Han and the two princes were thieves, but they stole for the birthday of the Empress Dowager Dong, not to mention that they only stole the ethereal peaches in myths and legends.

Where is this still a thief, it is obviously three great filial sons, three great filial sons who can be written into the story.

It's not an insult, it's a compliment.

"The Empress Dowager Dong is not a person,

The Nine Heavens Fairy descends to earth!

One son and two grandchildren are all thieves,

Steal the peach and offer it to the mother! ”

Guo Jiazhen became a poem in four steps, and it was not a small miscellaneous poem, but a unique poem that can be passed down through the ages.

The big officials and celebrities were sweating on their foreheads, and their clothes were slightly wet, and they were lifted up by Guo Jia for a while, and then fell down hard, which was really worrying.

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty and Empress Dowager Dong were radiant and excited, and it was obvious that Guo Jia's praise made him very useful.

Only Kong Rong's face was ugly, probably thinking about which street to sleep on tonight, the wind would be a little smaller.

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Tonight, someone will write a poem in four steps, and it will be sung for thousands of years, and it will eventually be passed on to future generations.

Tonight, someone destroyed Zhang Wen's prestige and defeated Kong Rong, destined to be famous in Luoyang.

Tonight, someone will take away all Kong Rong's family property and become the righteous son of the Empress Dowager Dong, which will definitely make waves and stir up the chickens and dogs in the Luoyang Shi clan.

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