Deadly?!

The purple eggplant was shocked by these four words, and it wasn't until Jiang Jianghao patted him on the shoulder vigorously that he came back to his senses as if he had just woken up from a dream. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Oops! Eggplant?! Are you stupid? ”

Jiang Jianghao patted Purple Eggplant on the shoulder to wake him up. As for it, just one sentence can make him freeze in place as if he was struck by lightning?

Is it good or bad? Does he want to learn or not?

"Hey! Eggplant! ”

Jiang Jianghao slapped Purple Eggplant's shoulder harder again, and his palms were numb before he got a reaction from Purple Eggplant.

"Huh? Master? What's the matter? ”

Jiang Jianghao looked at the round face of the purple eggplant full of confusion very speechlessly, and simply stretched out his hand and pinched the cheeks on both sides of him and began to tear hard.

Purple eggplant shouted in pain on the side: "Suhu (Master)!" Shake the two wows (spare the apprentices)! The two chickens are wrong (the disciples know that they are wrong)! ”

In view of the good attitude of the purple eggplant to admit his guilt, Jiang Jianghao let go of his hand compassionately. The purple eggplant, who had regained her freedom, hurriedly rubbed her already red cheeks, and stared at Jiang Jianghao's face with tears in her eyes, as if she was complaining and pretending to be pitiful.

This apprentice is simply !!

For this kind of hesitant apprentice who does not go away and regresses, Jiang Jianghao directly makes the decision, and saves a lot of nonsense.

"From tomorrow onwards, the teacher will teach you how to make medicinal food. You have to learn from your heart as a teacher. Otherwise, you will wait for the teacher to give you a good look! ”

"Yes!"

Jiang Jianghao watched Purple Eggplant shrink back in fright by him, and then heard Purple Eggplant muttering unwillingly.

"I didn't say I wouldn't learn, I just wanted to ask more clearly!"

“……”

Jiang Jianghao threw out an eye knife, and the world suddenly became clear.

Early the next morning, Jiang Jianghao began to take Purple Eggplant, Ah Qi and Thirteen, and stood in the courtyard of the Haitian feast together to do radio gymnastics.

Xiaobai and Ah Hua were also bigger than before, running around at their feet.

After finishing the gymnastics, everyone began to get busy, but because the purple eggplant was still injured, Jiang Jianghao took him into the Qianzi private room, planning to give him a systematic health lecture.

Because it is a medicinal diet theory, as long as there is a reasonable formula, it is not as complicated as Chinese medicine stresses.

After entering the private room, Jiang Jianghao took out a picture prepared in advance from his arms and threw himself on the table with a proud face.

The purple eggplant curiously stretched her neck to probe, but it was okay not to look at it, and when she saw the content painted above, her whole face suddenly turned pale.

The content of that picture is not complicated, it is a portrait of the upper body without an arm. But what scared Purple Eggplant was that the upper body was not the appearance of a man's chest and abdomen, but as if it had been dissected.

The busts on the portrait are clearly marked with the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, and they are all drawn in concrete shapes, as if a person has been split apart and painted according to the painting.

is not as nervous as the purple eggplant, Jiang Jianghao is very calm, and he feels a little pity in his heart: Hey! I knew to ask the system to buy a model, and the drawing was so sloppy, and I didn't know if this stupid guy could understand it.

Jiang Jianghao first pointed to the heart on the portrait to the purple eggplant, and then asked the purple eggplant to touch the position of the heart on his body and feel it carefully.

"This location is called the heart."

Jiang Jianghao taught people for the first time in his life, and he didn't know how much an ancient person could know about the organs of the human body.

Thinking about it, if he returned to modern times, he told his friends who studied medicine that he used to give lectures about organs, and I am afraid that his friends would think that he was crazy.

Purple eggplant looked at Jiang Jianghao's serious face, his complexion gradually returned to normal, he carefully touched the position on his chest, and suddenly asked curiously, "Heart?" Is it the one that jumps and jumps? ”

Jiang Jianghao nodded: "Yes, that's your heart, only the size of your fist." ”

The purple eggplant's suddenly realized expression gave Jiang Jianghao a lot of comfort, it seems that image teaching and interactive experience are much more useful than just relying on a mouth to keep talking!

"Then Master, won't he get tired if he keeps jumping like this? He's going to stop and rest at night, too! ”

"Uh......"

Jiang Jianghao felt as if he had lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot, why did he have to teach an ancient person to know organs.

But now that the matter has come to this, he can only comfort himself: Purple Eggplant's shameless attitude is still very worthy of praise and praise.

"When he rests, you rest completely! Human blood flows, and the reason why it flows is because the heart is responsible for the circulation of blood throughout the body, sending blood wherever it is needed. If the heart stops and the blood stops, then the person will die. ”

"And what about the liver? What does the liver do? Purple Eggplant was so interested that she began to take the initiative to ask.

Jiang Jianghao pointed to the position of the liver of the purple eggplant on the portrait again, and talked about it in detail.

"The liver, probably in your upper right abdomen. It is the largest organ in our body. The main thing is to filter the blood in our body. A portion of the toxins are broken down to keep our body functioning properly. ”

Come on, I can only say two simple words. Jiang Jianghao felt that he was about to die of embarrassment. With an ancient, you must not be able to say anything about urea, molecules and other words, not to mention that the liver is an important organ of human metabolism, and purple eggplant can only understand it!

Purple eggplant lowered her head and touched it back and forth on herself, looking at Jiang Jianghao excitedly according to the position of her upper right abdomen.

"Master, is this the place? Is this it? ”

Seeing that the purple eggplant was becoming more and more like a schoolboy in urgent need of praise, Jiang Jianghao could only grin and nod continuously.

"Yes! Yes! That's the location! ”

Speaking of which, Jiang Jianghao himself is a little weak-hearted, he just knows a rough idea, if he really wants to carefully verify whether Ding is Ding Mao is Mao, what he said may not be right.

In this regard, Jiang Jianghao can only continue to hypnotize himself, no matter how true he is, if he can arouse the curiosity of the purple eggplant, it will be more true than anything else!

After that, without Jiang Jianghao saying a lot, the purple eggplant himself began to stare at the image, and after reading the image, he looked down at his body, and then reached out and groped back and forth. Then he asked curiously.

"Master, is this the spleen? What does the spleen do? ”

"Hematopoietic and filtered blood!"

"And what about the lungs? What are you doing again? ”

"The lungs are the respiratory organs of the human body, they make you breathe!"

"Master! Master! What about the kidneys? What about the kidneys? ”

“……”

This whole day, basically except for the time to eat. The rest of the time, Jiang Jianghao was teaching the most basic medical knowledge to the purple eggplant.

When his mouth was dry, Jiang Jianghao couldn't help but start to regret a little, why did he teach purple eggplant medicinal diet? !