Xiao Mu thought he was empathetic, and after trying to think about it from Lin Ye's point of view, he felt a full understanding of Lin Ye's performance. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suppose you traveled to ancient times more than 600 years ago and became the queen there, only to find that what was waiting for you was not a wild and ruthless overbearing emperor, nor did you encounter the imaginary harem strife, because the emperor here is a retarded mind who also crossed over, did things like abdicating the throne and running out of the palace - they all ran out of the palace, how can there be a chance for palace fighting.

After a lot of tossing, I finally came back, and then a few days later, I had a good birthday, and suddenly one day, you were told that you were pregnant, and you would give birth to the prince of Daming in the future. Your belly is also a bargaining chip for the emperor to do political games, so you must raise the fetus with peace of mind, there can be no mistakes, and you stay in the dormitory every day without leaving the door, and the people around you are all puppet-like nerds, and there is nothing to talk about. There is only one person who barely has a common language - the imperial sister-in-law Empress Zhang and the neurotic traverser are each counted half, I don't know when such a day is a head, can you be calm?

So Xiao Mu found another topic, "Okay, don't you want to hear what I talked about with Xu Guangqi?" ”

"What did you talk about? Did you build aircraft cannons in the Ming Dynasty? Lin Yi finally gave a fairly normal response.

"The plane can't be built for the time being, but the cannon should be able to be built in the Ming Dynasty, your words reminded me, next time I will find his student Sun Yuanhua and talk about making cannons." Xiao Mu climbed up the pole, and then Lin Ye's words said, "When the time comes, let's study and study together to see what the cannons of the Ming Dynasty were like." ”

As soon as Lin Yi heard what Xiao Mu said about studying together, she suddenly came to her senses, and said in her heart that your kid finally said something that could be heard, but the joy in her heart was not shown on her face, and she still looked light, "This idea sounds barely a little interesting, if you must ask me to participate, I can only reluctantly ...... it."

Xiao Mu didn't hear Lin Ye's voice, thinking that Lin Ye was perfunctory, so he then said "empatheticly": "That's right, blame me for not thinking it through, and I can't think of it because I studied making guns and cannons with a girl like you." If you are not interested, I didn't say what I said just now, this kind of thing will not bother you, you still rest in peace and concentrate on raising the ...... fetus. ”

As soon as Lin Yi heard Xiao Mu say this, his face, which was originally quite good, immediately became cold, and vividly explained to Xiao Mu the truth that "women are fickle animals".

I saw Lin Yi say dryly: "No! You said that if you want me to participate, I will participate, and if you don't want me to participate, I won't participate? Wouldn't I be very faceless? Tomorrow, no, this afternoon you will summon Xu Guangqi and his student Sun Yuanhua into the palace, I want to study with them, whether it is to discuss water conservancy, farming, hunting and fishing, or how steel is made, I am not afraid! ”

"Xu Guangqi is an old minister, and he has been working hard all morning, can you bear not to let him take a good rest?" Xiao Mu didn't understand why Lin Yi suddenly became so urgent, and patiently reasoned with Lin Ye's zombies, Xu Guangqi is a grandfather-level figure, at least respect the old and love the young.

"Moreover, listening to Xu Guangqi in the morning, his student Sun Yuanhua, who is proficient in artillery, seems to be serving in the Liaodong Army, even if he wants to summon him now, he will not be able to catch up in a while." Xiao Mu then broke a basin of cold water on Lin Ye's head.

"Then are you going to suffocate the old lady?" Lin Yi couldn't bear it anymore at the moment, "Why don't I go to be your emperor and try to raise a fetus for you?" ”

"Well, I agreed, this emperor didn't want to be from the beginning, so it's better to change it now." Xiao Mu clinged to the expression of the underdog and said shamelessly.

Suddenly, as if a strong light came, stabbing people's eyes, the dazzling light seemed to last for a century, making Xiao Mu feel dizzy, and when the light disappeared, and even regained consciousness, Xiao Mu found that he had become a queen in a phoenix crown, and standing in front of him was Zhu Youzhen, the Chongzhen Emperor possessed by Lin Yi, who thought about himself with a lewd smile......

Of course, the above scenes are just Xiao Mu's imagination, although it is his own blind imagination for a moment, which really makes Xiao Mu nervous. After all, things that can happen to him can happen to him, and it is not necessarily impossible to change a living person or something, Xiao Mu vaguely felt a trace of regret, blaming himself for talking too much just now, in case one day he made it beautiful, staged a "sincerity is spiritual", and turned it into reality, how would it be good?

Xiao Mu shook his head, drove away these messy thoughts, and finally understood why Lin Yi was so excited. It turned out that Lin Yi was still thinking about it, and after staying in the deep palace for a long time, it was inevitable that his mentality would be unbalanced under the emptiness and boredom, and his temper would be a lot more irritable. Xiao Mu felt that with Lin Ye's emptiness, even if he proposed to take her out to play in the mud now, she would not hesitate to agree.

"Why don't we go out and play in the mud?" Xiao Mu was so engrossed that he couldn't hold back for a while, and said what he was thinking.

Then the scene was very embarrassing for a while......

"Hehe, wow." Lin Yi agreed "happily", "But I don't play with ordinary mud, if you want to play, you can pee yourself and bring a piece of mud to play with me!" ”

Lin Yi was very angry in his heart: This intellectual disability is really the best, he can even say things playing with mud, and he doesn't know how this intellectual disability broke out to be admitted to the famous Huiyuan University.

While feeling angry, Lin Ye picked up the teacup and said where Xiao Mu could come from and where he would go, although it was not long since he traveled to ancient times, Lin Ye still learned the game of "serving tea and sending guests".

Xiao Mu knew that he had lost his words, and he was ashamed in his heart, so he didn't dare to continue to bother, and planned to leave first, and wait until Lin Yi was angry and then come to make amends, so he left Lin Ye's dormitory in a sneering manner.

"Hmph, out of sight is pure, it's better to be angry with this kind of person than to be in a daze alone." Lin Yi puffed up angrily and greeted Xiao Mu with a change of tricks in his heart.

But before he could say a few words of "greeting", Lin Ye saw Xiao Mu come back shamelessly.

Lin Yi was just about to glare angrily and scold Xiao Mu. "You still have the face to come back?" Before such a sentence could be spoken, it turned out to be preempted by Xiao Mu.

"Oh, I almost forgot to get down to business when I patronized and talked to you." Xiao Mu had an expression on his face that he remembered something important.

"I spent a lot of time and effort designing this, and I was supposed to bring it to you, but I forgot about it. You must know that this thing contains countless efforts of mine, and it is simply shining with wisdom......"

"I think it's a retarded glow." Listening to Xiao Mu's boasting, Lin Yi's goosebumps fell to the ground, and he couldn't care about being angry, so he quickly opened his mouth to interrupt Xiao Mu, who was boasting there, "Say, what is it, so mysterious?" ”

"This is a divine artifact...... Xiao Mu continued to boast, but found that it did not arouse Lin Ye's interest, and Lin Ye didn't seem to buy it, his hand stretched out towards the teacup, and he was about to serve tea again!

So Xiao Mu didn't care about it, and hurriedly said: "I have nothing to do, I have improved the design of the playing cards, and I will use it to relieve your boredom, when you have nothing to do, you can call the emperor and them to play together." ”

As he spoke, he took out the Ming version of the playing card that Wang Chengen sent him from his wide sleeve and showed it to Lin Yi.

"Hmph, the design of the playing cards is perfect, even in my time, it is no different from many years ago, where can you improve it casually? Be careful, the more you change, the worse it gets! When Lin Yi heard that Xiao Mu had brought him something interesting, he was naturally very happy, but he still didn't show it, and he still had a reluctant posture on his lips.

This time, Xiao Mu learned much smarter, and knew in his heart that Lin Yi must be very happy, which is also the reason why Xiao Mu is very confident in himself - in fact, it should be said that he has confidence in playing cards.

"Of course, the design of the playing cards is very tight, but this is in the Ming Dynasty in the 17th century, and no one can understand the letter symbols such as "J", "Q", and "K". Even when we crossed over here, we had to follow the locals, not to mention this little playing card? To tell you the truth, before this, I took the playing cards that had not been changed to Wang Jingyuan to try it out, and when they saw these cards, their faces were all "confused" expressions......", Xiao Mu said about the rise, using the fashionable words of 2333 from Lin Yi, and did not realize that he had leaked out of his mouth about the children who went to see Li Shiyao two days ago.

Of course, such a major mistake seemed to be unable to escape the ears of the discerning Lin Yi, "What? You actually sneaked away to see Da Zhuang and play poker with them? This is simply too much! ”

"Yes, I also know that the situation in the court is urgent now, and I shouldn't rush out of the palace, I must pay attention not to run around in the future, there will be no next time for this kind of thing......" Xiao Mu saw that the matter was exposed, and quickly admitted his mistake and reviewed and reflected.

"What nonsense about the situation in the court! You, ran out of the palace to see the children and didn't even call me, do you know how excessive you did? What else do you say in the future, pay attention not to run around, there is no next time, do you want to stop after running once? Where is that kind of good thing? I'm telling you, this kind of thing, there has to be a next time, and you have to take me! Lin Yi scolded excitedly, as if Xiao Mu had done the most heartbreaking thing in the world, and a pair of eyes were about to shed tears.

Xiao Mu saw that Lin Ye really understood the liver fire, and he didn't dare to defend it, for fear that Lin Ye would not be able to control his excitement, in case he fainted and understood the fetal gas, what would it be?

Xiao Mu hurriedly admitted his mistake and persuaded him with good words, saying that he had just been there for less than two days, and it was not appropriate to go now.

Seeing that Lin Ye's expression was becoming more and more distorted, Xiao Mu hurriedly swore a curse, please bear with Lin Ye for the time being, and when you have time in a few days, I will definitely take you with me......