Lu Ren's joke made Sun Shangxiang couldn't help but laugh, but immediately put on a straight face and said, "What does this have to do with the 'Dao' you said?" ”

Lu Renxin said that the thing I picked out casually doesn't seem to be very good, and it seems that I have to play something mysterious for Sun Shangxiang. After frowning slightly, he immediately asked with a smile: "Has the county lord ever seen a rainbow?" ”

Sun Shangxiang said: "Of course I have seen it!" The rainbow after the rain is the most beautiful sight in the world. ”

Lu Ren glanced at the clear sky outside the house: "Does the county lord want to see the rainbow now?" ”

Sun Shangxiang said in surprise: "Can you summon a rainbow in the sky on such a clear day?" ”

"What's so hard about that?" Lu Ren picked up the teapot and came outside the house again, took a big sip of water and then sprayed it vigorously. Needless to say after that, anyway, a simplified version of the rainbow appeared in the "tea rain" spewed out by Lu Ren. Of course, this is only a short, short moment.

Sun Shangxiang came back to his senses after a long time, and when he looked at Lu Ren again, he just wanted to ask, but he saw Lu Ren standing there with a somewhat gloomy expression, looking at the teapot in his hand without saying a word. Sun Shangxiang hesitated for a moment and called, "Lu Servant shooting? ”

Lu Ren came back to his senses, smiled apologetically at Sun Shangxiang, and sighed lightly: "When I was an official in Xu Du before, I often made Wan'er so happy. He was so strong in front of the county lord just now, but he inadvertently reminded Lu Ren of what he had been with Wan'er before...... A momentary faux pas, I hope the county lord will forgive me. ”

Sun Shangxiang let out an "oh", but because of this, he unconsciously felt a little less disgusted with Lu Ren. After a little hesitation, Sun Shangxiang said to Lu Ren again: "I didn't expect that Lu Servant really has a miraculous ability, and he can actually give birth to rainbows on a sunny day...... There was already a bit of respect in his tone.

Lu Ren hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, no, this is not some miraculous magic, I don't know if you have been to some waterfalls in the mountains, on a sunny day, it is easy to see such a rainbow of water mist when you look at the sun next to the waterfall." If you haven't seen a waterfall rainbow, anyone can do this kind of rainbow. If the county lord doesn't believe it, then you can try it now. Ensure that the county lord can also be sunny and rainbow. ”

"Really!?"

Sun Shangxiang immediately became interested, and hurriedly grabbed the teapot and ran outside the house, squirting tea like Lu Ren just now. Then again, this is what Sun Shangxiang will do, and he will not be so out of shape if he changes to other eldest ladies.

(Here to PS: about "spraying water and rainbow", the bottle remembers that it seems to be recorded in which ancient book, but it is the bottle before the Han Dynasty or after the Han Dynasty I can't remember clearly, and I don't bother to go to the Internet café to check Baidu when the code code is here, so I wrote it out.) Friends who know this allusion must not be serious with the bottle! ）

Let's say that after a few bursts of "tea rain", Sun Shangxiang didn't know whether he was tired from spraying water or his cheeks were sour and stopped. But I don't feel like it's fun when I think about it. Turning his head, he saw the maids guarding outside the tea shop, so he shook his hand and shouted, "You several! Immediately, one person takes a large bowl and fills it with water, and then sprays water like I just did! ”

"No!!"

What is the promise? The sweat of these maids has come down! What kind of system does such a big person play with in broad daylight? But the person is the eldest lady of the county lord, do you dare to try it if you don't obey the order?

After a while, the chaotic water sprayed together, and the appearance of the maids was really flattering, but the rainbow in the "artificial rain" was a little more beautiful, which caused Sun Shangxiang to clap his hands in excitement.

Seeing Sun Shangxiang like this, Minchan quietly elbowed Lu Ren and laughed, "Hey." You really have a way, just a few words and a little trick to make Lord Sun so happy, it seems that your name as a wanderer is really well deserved, and you still have a set of ways to deal with our women! But I warn you. There are already four of us by your side, and there is another one waiting for you in Yizhou, if you trick another little girl into going home......"

Lu Ren was made crying and laughing: "Go, go, what's this?" I just had so much. It's nothing more than trying to get rid of her antipathy for me as a cultivator. Don't forget that I have a grudge against her, if this Sun County Lord doesn't have a good face for me, then I may run into a lot of trouble! Conversely. If I had made her happy, it would have been much easier for me to do the future, wouldn't I? ”

Mink Chan laughed and said, "It's pretty much the same!" ”

Here, Sun Shangxiang finally had a good time, and drank to make those maids who were already tired and sour and swollen to stop "making rain", and then turned back to Lu Ren and asked: "Lu servant, why can spraying water like this can make rainbows on a sunny day?" Isn't that really the Tao? ”

Lu Ren quickly straightened his mind and explained: "Daylight originally has seven colors, that is, it is formed by the convergence of red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple, and the water mist can divide these seven colors of light into their respective monochromatic colors again. For example, if we grasp the things in the water according to the direction that people identify on the shore, it will definitely catch the void, because the water refraction deceives our eyes, and we only rely on our eyes to identify the position, in fact, it is not in that position at all. ”

Don't talk about infrared and ultraviolet rays, Lu Ren himself still can't figure it out without checking the relevant information. Anyway, it's just fooling the ancients, and that's pretty much it.

Sun Shangxiang said: "There are seven colors of sunlight, and water can divide them? This is the first time I've heard of it. But I know that water can deceive people's eyes, and an old fisherman once taught me how to fish with a spear. ”

Lu Ren didn't want to talk about these things any longer, because if Sun Shangxiang continued to ask, he would make a fuss about teaching Sun Shangxiang a physics class, but Lu Ren himself didn't know where to throw the physics knowledge in the junior high school course. It didn't seem like a word to talk about it anymore, so Lu Ren hurriedly said: "This is the 'Tao' that everything I practice has its own reason. To put it more clearly, people like Zhang Jiao and Yu Ji are named for treating people's diseases, and they are actually practicing medical science, but they call themselves 'Tao', and they are clearly deceiving people.

"I don't believe anything else! Storms may be predictable but impossible to control, and they may well have used them to deceive people by seeing when there is rain based on the changes in the clouds. In contrast, my doctor is a doctor, and I use real medical pharmacology; If there is no precipitation to raise seedlings, I will control the water and repair the canal. Farmland can be irrigated even without rain. ”

Sun Shangxiang hesitated and said, "So that's ......"

It may be that the excitement of playing "Rainbow" just now has passed, and Sun Shangxiang realized that he was a little too childish just now, and he had a little gaffe. In fact, she can't blame her for this, although Sun Shangxiang, who is only fifteen or sixteen years old this year, is not one of those daughters who stay at home in the deep boudoir compound, but after all, because of her identity, her knowledge of world affairs is really not strong. To put it mildly, the current Sun Shangxiang is not much different from some little Loli in terms of mentality. A little girl like her, when she meets a strange Shu Huang in her thirties like Lu Ren, it is strange that she will not suffer a loss.

However, after relieving at this time, Sun Shangxiang's face also changed. And there is such a thing as changing faces. It's a natural skill for a girl like her, it's really a minute ago or a sunny day, and a minute later it can be cloudy. The most important thing is that Sun Shangxiang is here to find trouble with Lu Ren, after all, Sun Shangxiang is not really such an ignorant girl, she still has some scruples about Lu Ren, and she will not directly deal with Lu Ren, so she is very unkind to Lu Ren in words: "I heard that Lu Servant shoots you don't know martial arts, and you are almost a powerless person?" ”

Lu Ren nodded. There is no escaping this.

Sun Shangxiang pointed to Erchan beside Lu Ren again, and asked, "I have always forgotten to ask, but this sister is who Lu Servant shot you?" ”

Lu Ren hadn't answered yet, but Minchan had a bit of a queenly style and leaned on Lu Ren's shoulder. His face also came to Lu Ren's cheek and rubbed it lightly a few times, and then he smiled slightly at Sun Shangxiang with a little provocation: "Do you need to say this?" Lord Sun, you have no vision! ”

Lu Ren was dumbfounded, and said in his heart, Minchan, what are you doing when you come here like this? Unexpectedly, Sun Shangxiang seemed to have caught some trick, and immediately smiled contemptuously at Lu Ren: "I heard that Lu Servant shoots you and you don't know martial arts." Almost a powerless person? ”

Lu Ren nodded, there is nothing to escape from this matter.

Looking at Sun Shangxiang again, he immediately shook his head, and sighed to himself: "It's a pity." It's a pity! Lu Servant, I'm just a little girl with little knowledge, don't blame me for not being able to hide my words...... I always feel that this sister is by your side, and she is completely a pearl. And Lu Servant shoots you, and you are not worthy of this sister at all. ”

Sun Shangxiang's words are definitely scolding Lu Ren, but Sun Shangxiang miscalculated one thing, that is, her self-righteous words, if they are put on ordinary people, the trick will make the other party angry enough, but when you meet Lu Ren such an old fritter, where can there be any effect?

At least Lu Ren, as a traverser, knew that if he hadn't opened the hanging, coupled with a series of coincidences, then wanting to get together with a big beauty like Diao Chan would be tantamount to a fool's dream. And when Sun Shangxiang said this at this time, Lu Ren not only had a little temper, but laughed at himself with self-knowledge: "Lord Sun is right, a guy like me, in fact, how can he be worthy of my family's Ah Xiu?" ”

One sentence made Sun Shangxiang immediately stunned, where did she think that with Lu Ren's identity, status, and fame, she would say such a thing? So for a while, Sun Shangxiang actually didn't know how to take it.

It's just that Sun Shangxiang's words caused Diao Chan's dissatisfaction, and the next tone was a little unkind: "Why did the county lord say this?" I want to ask the county lord, in the eyes of the county lord, what kind of person is worthy of me? ”

Sun Shangxiang was stunned, but Minchan's answer was just right for Sun Shangxiang to connect if she had prepared before, so Sun Shangxiang said unhurriedly: "Sister, your country is beautiful and fragrant, and the country and the city are no longer within the reach of ordinary ordinary people, and you are outstanding in martial arts, and you are not inferior to men." Therefore, in Shang Xiang's view, sister, your husband should be a hero who is brave and brave and dominates the world. And a powerless person like Lu Servant ......"

Saying that, Sun Shangxiang shook his head, and he was very unhappy for Mink Chan. On the other hand, Lu Ren is not stupid, how can he not know that Sun Shangxiang is scolding himself in a different way? However, Lu Ren was thick-skinned, and he didn't care about Sun Shangxiang's taunting skills that were not of enough level, so he smiled casually and raised his glass to drink, and by the way, he thought about a counterattack.

But at this time, Diao Chan smiled unexpectedly at Lu Ren and Sun Shangxiang, but the smile was a little sad, and her tone was a little sentimental when she spoke again:

"Do you really think so, county lord?" (To be continued.) )

PS: (It snowed in Nanchang yesterday, and the bottle was so frozen that I couldn't stand it, and I didn't have the heart to code words, so I stopped for a day to take a break, I hope you forgive me...... In other words, it seems that no one has read this broken book until now, and the bottle is just in the spirit of completion and commitment, and it is just working hard. Alas! ）