Chapter 99: The surname Chen, you are bad to the bone (there was a mistake in the front of this chapter, it is not fully displayed, it is good)
Gui Gong wholeheartedly wanted to do his job and greet Chen Fang, a great talent, but he never thought that he would run up with his fart, and what he got was not a reward or encouragement, but a kick for no reason, which made his tears and snot flow out. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
It's just that what he didn't expect was that this turtle-gong job of serving thousands of men and girls had become a stepping stone for Chen Fang to establish a glorious image.
No, Tang Yun and Xiaohong were starry in their eyes, staring at Chen Fang with extremely adoring eyes.
"Ahem, it's windy outside, let's go inside." Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that the turtle-male had struggled to get up, and Chen Fang hurriedly beckoned Tang Yun and Xiaohong to enter the door.
It's just that the turtle-male is the first level, and the real test is after entering the door.
Lao Bao was as busy as ever, twisting his two-hundred-pound figure, constantly flirting with the guests around him, Chen Fang was afraid that she would see his face, and the first time he entered the door was to open the folding fan and block his face, but he didn't know that the loach picture on the folding fan had become his second face after he successfully defeated Cao and Qin, and this second face was exposed by him without any scruples, and it happened to be seen clearly by Lao Bao, who turned to look at it.
"Ah, Chen Gongzi, you can be regarded as here, our Yanhong girl has been nagging you for a long time." Lao Bao said, while squeezing here, hiding behind the fan, Chen Fang felt a group of grass and mud horses crushing through his heart, seeing Lao Bao getting closer and closer, he hurriedly closed the folding fan at once, walked to Tang Yun and Xiaohong, blocked the sight of the two, and said to Lao Bao: "Ah, how does my mother know that my surname is Chen, does my mother know how to tell fortunes?" It's amazing."
While saying flattering words, Chen Fang glanced at Lao Bao, and alluded to his back with a folding fan, Lao Bao has been crisscrossing the chicken farm for decades, what wind and waves have not been seen, seeing Chen Fang saying inexplicable words in his mouth, and the movements are strange, where do you not know that there are ghosts?
glanced at Chen Fang's back with his head sideways, and immediately saw that Tang Yun and Xiaohong were Xibei goods, and suddenly had a score in his heart, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he smiled like Hu 40,000: "Ah, childe, are you still surnamed Chen?" Coincidentally, I was called that one just now, right, is that one Chen Gongzi? Lao Bao is also a habitual offender who opens his eyes and talks nonsense, and it doesn't matter whether it is reasonable or not, as he pointed to an old man with gray hair who had just entered the door, Hu Fu said.
Listening to her words, Chen Fang threw an appreciative look at her, but what Chen Fang never expected was that Lao Bao returned the salute with a spring wave in the eyes, so electric that he didn't want to be hard, he just wanted to clear his stomach and vomit three hundred rounds.
"That mother, prepare a quiet private room for my son, and prepare good food and wine." Afraid that he would really vomit, Chen Fang hurriedly interrupted Lao Bao's immortal generator, Lao Bao was familiar with the scene, so naturally he would not take it seriously, stretched out his hand and beckoned a little girl who was in charge of serving people, and said: "Go, let the kitchen prepare a few good dishes, prepare the best daughter Hong, and send it to the red room." After that, he turned around and said to Chen Fang: "Chen Gongzi, please come with the old man." ”
The Crimson Room has the same name as the Crimson Building, so it can be known that the Crimson Room must be the most high-class guest room, and sure enough, after entering the room, the eyelids are greeted by a world of red yarn. Behind the red gauze is a screen with pictures of the spring palace in different poses.
The bright red yarn, whether looking from the inside out, or looking inside from the outside, can see a hazy realm, at this time the male and female spring palace diagram, although not out of line, but in the dark yellow flickering wax fire still has a great temptation and suggestiveness, people out of thin air to give birth to a desire to pick up all the real impulse, to the feeling of Chen Fang is the same as the stockings worn by post-modern women is a truth, nothing more than to let men have a more seductive - seductive - impulse to tear everything apart.
It's not strange that this kind of room is placed in the Qinglou, but Lao Bao sent people to him, and after he closed the door and exited, the room was quiet for a while, and everything around was those suggestive paintings, and the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous, Tang Yun and Xiaohong's faces instantly became red, as if they were about to drip blood, and their hearts were even more like they were about to jump out at any time.
Fortunately, the charming atmosphere did not last long, the wine and food were quickly served, in order to alleviate and break this atmosphere, Tang Yun heroically stuffed himself with a glass of wine, but the wine was too strong, and he drank in a hurry, almost choking himself. Fortunately, Xiaohong poured her a cup of tea in time, and after drinking it, she felt better.
Not long after the wine and food were served, Lei Hubao's uncle and nephew were brought up again. When he entered the door, Lei Hubao looked reluctant, and sat on the stool, his face stinky, as if he had seen a master who did not repay his debts.
But Lei Dazhuang didn't care about him, as soon as he entered the door, he saw the table full of wine and food, Ga Quack laughed and threw himself on the table, and didn't wait for Chen Fang and others to pick up the chicken leg and gnaw it, picked up the wine jug and poured it into his mouth, while eating, he made a satisfactory smashing sound, and didn't mind not having a girl by his side at all, as if the wolf light that came out of his eyes before was because he could come here to rub a good meal.
"Little servant, you called me here, what if others misunderstand that I am with you?" Lei Hubao glared at his nephew, who was eating and drinking, and said dissatisfiedly. In fact, he was reluctant to meet Chen Fang in public in his heart, after all, what he was doing for Chen Fang now was a bit disregardful of morality, but he didn't want to come, he couldn't hold Lei Dazhuang's foodie heart, and under his urging again and again, even if he didn't want to, he still came. After coming, he directly pointed the finger at Chen Fang, and even made such a disrespectful name as a little servant.
Listening to his words, Chen Fang poured a cup of wine for Lei Hubao, curled the corners of his mouth, and asked with a smile: "Brother Lei, when did we not join a group?" ”
"You ......" Lei Hubao is not Lei Dazhuang, of course he knows that Chen Fang actually knows the meaning of his words, but when it comes to bickering, he can't fight Chen Fang, so he has to keep a tiger face, pick up the wine glass, and take a sip.
Seeing that he was sulking, Chen Fang didn't seem surprised, didn't explain, and filled a cup to Lei Hubao, "Brother Lei, doesn't the surname Wang just want to see us talk to you?" What else are you worried about? When you turn around, you swagger out, and then say to the person surnamed Wang, are we begging you? ”
"The surname Wang? Who is it? In the blink of an eye, Lei Dazhuang, who had drunk a pot of wine, raised his oil-stained face from the pile of meat and asked. Lei Hubao glanced at him coldly, slapped him back into the pile of meat, and said, "Eat you, less and more." ”
After sending his nephew away, Lei Hubao met Chen Fang's playful gaze again in a blink of an eye, immediately shook his head and smiled, picked up his wine glass, and said with emotion: "The surname Chen, your girl is all broken in the bones." ”
(Lao Bao is a typo, and the word with the same sound has been forcefully washed.) )