Brother 203 choked

"The armor is not surnamed turtle, and the dog with fangs will also be, and the silk satin laughs at himself, guarding the frontier with the armor stomach!

Zhang Gongzi, aren't you mocking those soldiers at the border gates? ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone's eyes converged on the little family in Tsing Yi beside Qiao Miaolin. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The first two sentences of this poem are said separately, and it is indeed a satire on Zhang Caiyi in light of the current situation, but after Li Muran added the second half of the sentence, the meaning is completely different, especially the last sentence "A stomach" and the first sentence of "A Suit" are both complementary.

It is not a turtle wearing armor, but a soldier with fangs and swords stationed on the frontier!

As for the third sentence, it is completely satirical about Zhang Shaoming who was wearing a brocade dress just now!

In fact, Li Muran didn't want to be nosy, after all, he didn't have much eye to eye with this colorful dress.

But he couldn't get used to Zhang Shaoming being a self-righteous son like Zhang Shaoming who relied on his literary talents.

How can you have a great culture, the culture is not high, just enough, and the culture of Jiuge is just higher than you!

Of course, Zhang Caiyi's preparation for a rampage is also one of the reasons.

You must know that the restaurant has not yet opened, if Zhang Caiyi really does it, then the reputation of the restaurant will be ruined!

Just as his words fell, everyone's faces were completely different, and the eldest lady looked at him with a look of surprise, perhaps because she didn't expect Li Muran, a small family, to be able to change the mood of this poem in such a short period of time.

And when Zhang Caiyi saw him, the stunned look in her eyes was naturally self-evident, after all, no matter how much she thought about using her airport, she couldn't figure out why Li Muran wanted to help her!

As for Gao Jun and that Zhang Shaoming, they were stunned at first, maybe they didn't expect this, but the two of them reacted quickly.

As for Wei Xiangxiang, she also looked at her with some surprise, maybe she never dreamed that Li Muran would come!

Seeing Wei Xiangxiang reacting, she was about to call herself subconsciously, Li Muran suddenly blinked, but the latter was stunned when she saw this, and then glanced at the eldest lady on the side, and nodded knowingly.

"Haha, I didn't expect a little family member of the Qiao family to have such a ability, it really impressed me, but I don't know if you have heard of a sentence: In the compound, wearing green clothes and eating chaff vegetables, the little family is ridiculous and ridiculous."

As soon as his words fell, everyone around him laughed.

Of course, the meaning in laughter is self-evident.

As for the eldest lady, when she saw Li Jiu being humiliated for no reason, she was naturally upset in her heart and was about to speak.

Li Muran, who was on the side, looked at Zhang Shaoming's playful eyes, and he didn't care in his heart, couplet, you are hitting the stone with a soft sword, he raised his eyebrows, and said first

"In the thatched house, wearing brocade clothes, and peeing, Dao Shengxiu chews slowly!"

If Zhang Shaoming is mocking him, then now Li Muran is insulting, and the scolding is very interesting, after all, these people are here to eat, and the one in brocade clothes actually went to the toilet to eat, this is very meaningful!

Zhang Shaoming didn't expect that he would be able to face his own curtain, and he actually said that he would go to the thatched house to eat that!

immediately blushed, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Muran

"I am a scholar, and I will not say these filthy words to you, if you really dare to compete with me"

When he heard it, he only thought it was funny, is this the case with all the scholars? Still fighting? He replied with a raised eyebrow

"Contest? How to compete, I don't like to do some colorless things, if Zhang Gongzi is interested, why don't we gamble something? ”

When Zhang Shaoming heard this, he immediately replied

"Okay, bet on it, and the jackpot will come as you say.

Today I will let you see how powerful I am Zhang Shaoming! ”

The eldest lady saw that the two of them were choked for fear that he would suffer, so she hurriedly pulled his sleeve and said softly

"You're not so worry-free?

That Zhang Shaoming is an outstanding person in Xuzhou City, how did you beat him? ”

I don't know what's going on today, the eldest lady's words of concern made him a little uncomfortable for a while, but looking at his worried appearance, the corners of his mouth still said with a slight smile

"Miss, don't you know my skills? What you should be worried about now is that Zhang Shaoming! ”

As the saying goes, a dog that bites doesn't bark, and a dog that barks doesn't bite, this Zhang Shaoming is the latter at first glance, and for dogs, Brother Jiu has never taken it seriously!

As soon as his words fell, Qiao Miaolin immediately replied

"What am I worried about what he will do? He's not ......."

Speaking of this, the eldest lady suddenly saw that it seemed to be stuck in the word, and after missing the second half of the sentence, Li Muran asked curiously

"Isn't it?"

"It's not from my Qiao Mansion!"

Li Muran smiled casually when he heard this, cast a confident look at the eldest lady, and then stepped forward and said to Wei Xiangxiang

"This girl, I don't know what price you need to climb to the third floor?"

After finishing speaking, she didn't forget to blink her eyes, Wei Xiangxiang was already smart and clever, and after receiving his prompt, Ying Ying smiled

"This son, the third floor has not yet started business, but if you really plan to go upstairs for a gathering, if I don't follow it, it seems that the business is a little unauthentic;

There are two rooms on the third floor, and one is called "Elegant and Vulgar Appreciation" that is not yet open!

The other room is called "Caiyuan Guangjin", as long as the starting price of the young ladies is paid, you can go upstairs to eat"

Everyone present was a young lady from Luzhou City, and they were extremely curious about such a restaurant, even Su Xiaoxiao couldn't help but ask out loud

"This girl, as you said, "wealth is abundant" is a position that money can buy, so how can this "elegant and vulgar appreciation" enter the hall? ”

Here it comes!

When Li Muran heard this, he had a hint of praise for this Su Xiaoxiao for the first time.

The reason why he asked Wei Xiangxiang about these things was just to arouse the curiosity of these young ladies in front of him, and not to mention that curiosity kills cats, and when the couplets and poems he left behind come out, they will definitely give these people a lot of impact.

After all, this is an era where everything is inferior, only in the era of high reading, after these people know.

He believed that soon the so-called upper-class people in Luzhou City would come to this heaven and earth more and more often.

To put it bluntly, it is just to do some publicity for the soon-to-open heaven and earth, and this Zhang Shaoming himself has been wronged.

When Wei Xiangxiang was in Piaoxiang Building before, she often came into contact with some literati and scholars, and she also followed the rules in terms of natural etiquette, so she replied with a pleasant face

"Elegance and common appreciation, is our shopkeeper's set question, answer any one, you can get a membership card and free upstairs dining qualifications"

"And such a good thing?"

"yes, why don't you say it!"

"yes"

In fact, although the hug is not small, it is already full at the moment, and Li Muran's group of people, wearing gorgeous clothes, of course, has also attracted the attention of those who are eating.

After listening to the elegant and vulgar appreciation on the third floor, they were able to get rid of the order, and those diners instantly exploded and hurriedly asked about Wei Xiangxiang.

Wei Xiangxiang looked at the eyes that had all converged, although Wei Xiangxiang was generous and decent, but she was young after all, and she couldn't help but bow her head in shame when she was looked at by so many pairs of eyes.

Su Xiaoxiao listened to it and nodded

"I wonder if the girl can let us see what is going on?"

Listening to his words, Wei Xiangxiang unconsciously looked at Li Muran.

At this moment, Wei Xiangxiang had already become the focus, and at this time, Wei Xiangxiang looked over, and in an instant, all eyes followed her gaze and looked at Li Muran......

(To be continued.) )