Chapter 23, the golden lotus that doesn't drive is not the real golden lotus

Kuai Fei's anti-resistance talent to resist the temptation of beautiful women is infinitely close to zero. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

But Ah Lian's seduction of him is difficult to work.

Everything that happened not long ago is still fresh and hot in my memory, and I remember it vividly.

"Why is your face white?"

"Knowing that Wang Po was planning to match an adulterous relationship, but she didn't resolutely resist it, she really had a loss in her heart, and she was afraid of the knife in her uncle's hand, so her face naturally turned white."

"Why is your face red again!"

"The person brought by Wang Po was not to steal people, so that he didn't have to do anything to Da Lang, he was so happy in his heart, and he remembered all the benefits of Da Lang on weekdays, and his face turned red."

"Oh?"

The last statement is obviously a lie and a typical flamboyant tongue, which is clearly flattery.

But the world often says that you don't wear a thousand sycophants.

Not to mention, Ah Lian is talking nonsense like this, Fei Ge clearly knows that he is talking nonsense, but he still can't help but be interested.

"Tell me, what's so good about Dalang? Also worth your blush? ”

"Slave slave damn it, always foolishly fantasizing that he could meet a burly and tall heroic man, so he has been negligent in the past few years, and he has not done his due diligence to Da Lang. Now, repentant......"

Speaking of this, Ah Liande's face turned crimson again.

This time it's not a show of the actress, it's really red-faced and ashamed.

"Repentance?"

"This ...... How do you want to say this? Da Lang is really reckless, and he doesn't understand his daughter's thoughts at all. ”

Wu Erlang went out to buy pigs at the moment, Ah Lian became a lot more relaxed, and even couldn't help but feel a little impatient, and the old problem was about to recur.

"Just tell the truth, if there is something untrue, Erlang will not be nice to you if he knows it."

Ah Lian's courage has gradually recovered a lot, and she actually made a grimace and stuck out her tongue very interestingly.

"The slave can't speak! Speak out and kill yourself! ”

Not to mention, my Ah Lian is still the kind of true-long-tongued woman that only the legend will have. This tongue does not spit out, but this spit looks like a serpent spitting out letters. This long pink tongue is delicate and agile, and when you look at it, you feel unusually ecstatic.

According to the old driver in the 21st century, this long-tongued woman is destined to be extremely keen on gossip, but has the general advantage that this long-tongued woman can lick her nose without difficulty.

This is something that ordinary men and women simply can't do and don't dare to think about.

It's just that there are thousands of creations and endless changes, and there will always be some strange women in this world, who can easily play some incredible slow motion.

What does it mean for this long-tongued woman who can easily lick her nose? It means whether it's kissing the mouth, or pressing the pipe. It's all the best ventriloquism.

The old driver did not continue to explain in depth.

But we already know a little bit about Feige!

Isn't that ...... In other words...... Usually the beautiful stars on the big screen are all garbage, we are not targeting anyone, we are only responsible for finding a tongue that is long enough and flexible enough, so that we can witness the miracle of the true goddess.

Lacking understanding of the policy, he was not sure whether the word kouhuo would violate the prohibition rules, so Kuai Fei had to hide this idea in his heart, and people who were not particularly familiar with him did not dare to tell him at all.

At this moment, Ah Lian's long tongue spit out so playfully, Fei Ge's heart suddenly became excited, his heart was rippling, and he couldn't calm down for a long time.

Ah Lian's little life, this can actually be regarded as saving.

"Say! It's all old husbands and wives, what's so embarrassing? Fei Ge's heart was a little itchy, and he must dig out the second half of the sentence that Ah Lian was embarrassed to finish.

"Yesterday it was an old husband and wife, but from today, it won't be. It's not good for godfathers and goddaughters to talk about this! ”

Sure enough, taking advantage of Wu Erlang's absence, this woman's courage became fattened.

"So...... It's not too late for my goddaughter to admit it tomorrow. We can also do the last day couple. ”

has been with Pan Jinlian for a long time, Wu Dalang will inevitably be a little depraved, he doesn't say anything about a day, but wants to talk about a day. A day is a day. This makes no difference in later generations, but aren't we traveling through ancient times? Then, of course, we have to go back with the clock and change this day into a day.

So this Ah Lian Xiafei's cheeks became more and more bewitching.

He lowered his head and spat softly, "Da Lang, you are an old rascal!" Wang Ganniang has long said twenty-four words: thin people (harmony)! Horses are skinny and have long hair! Harmony and harmony! Harmony and harmony! Short and fat! Harmony and harmony! ”

[Special note]: Since the matter involves the golden lotus, this woman must be driving. A golden lotus that doesn't drive is not a real golden lotus. Therefore, there must be a harmonious part in the text. Please list the officials to bear with me. If you are curious about some of the missing words, you can try to check the relevant veteran driver welfare group.

Just now, for the sake of annotation, I was embarrassed to make a play, and the assistant director did a favor to cut the camera back: Kuai Fei heard Ah Lian say this, although he knew intellectually that this was a cliché to coax men, he still couldn't help but be secretly happy in his heart.

It turns out that the dwarf also has the exclusive benefits of the dwarf!

I was so overjoyed in my heart......

The system function, which had been silent for a while, was unexpectedly activated.

"Ding" This is the system tone.

But this time, I didn't hear the sweet voice of a certain little secretary, but instead, a series of slowly rolling subtitles appeared in the vision:

Host has activated Talent Specialization (Exclusive), (Passive)

【Dwarven Willpower】

"Little secretary, what's going on?" Fei Ge immediately launched a relevant inquiry.

"Hee-hee," the familiar little secretary's voice immediately floated out, "I was originally a staff member of the big league, so of course I am a human being, and I am not some cold program code." Brother Fei, what you're seeing now, I think it's probably a certain set of system programs tossed up by the technical staff of the big leagues. ”

"What do you want to be? Are you stumped for this kind of thing? ”

"What's all the fuss about! The thirty-six participating folk masters were assigned at least three systems of different sequences, perhaps five. I haven't seen the one you just activated now, what's so strange about that? ”

"Isn't that strange?" Kuai Fei couldn't figure it out, "A big league, organizing a competition with a mere 36 people, and it's not a space race, it's just a cooking competition, what reason is there to come up with three sets of five different operating systems?" That's crazy, isn't it? ”

"Neither nor not!" The little secretary's voice sounded serious, "Actually, it's not difficult to understand. Chinese food must have at least one system, right? If there is a huge difference in the eating habits of the north and the south, I would not be surprised to come up with two completely different systems! And what about Western food? And what about Arabic food? And also...... And ......"

The little secretary gushed about the world's catering systems, and the information explosion came too quickly and unexpectedly, and Kuai Fei felt that he was about to faint.

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