Chapter 17: Laughing Non-Stop
The Wang family has its own servant who guards the gatehouse, just because the Yang family is sitting in the gatehouse, so the servant is sweeping the floor outside the door with a broom in order to show that he is very busy in front of the owner, he has been doing this work for several days, and the front of the royal house is spotless, but there is no way, even if he sweeps it clean, he has to sweep, and the old lady is sitting inside!
When he saw someone come to the door, not only Yang was overjoyed, but the porter was also very happy, finally there was work to do, he threw down the broom, and was about to step forward to say hello, but he felt a gust of wind blowing around him, and looked at it, it was his own housemother Yang, I really didn't expect Yang to be so old, and he walked so fast, faster than himself!
Yang took three steps and made two steps, walked out of the gate, crossed his hands on his hips, and hummed: "Wrong, this is not the home of the little miracle doctor, you have found the wrong door!" ”
The coachman was sweating profusely and was so anxious that he asked, "Then let me inquire, how does the little miracle doctor's house go?" ”
Yang pointed to the road in front of him and said: "You go forward, one mile out of the village, there is a fork in the road, you turn left, then walk one and a half miles, there is a fork in the road, you turn left again, this time you have to go more than a mile, after meeting the fork in the road, you turn left again, this is on the road, and finally you turn left again, you can go to the house of the little divine doctor!" ”
The coachman exclaimed, "Thank you for the advice!" "With a flick of the long whip, the car was driving rapidly, and suddenly there was a burst of wild laughter in the car, the laughter was hoarse, but it seemed crazy, I really don't know what is funny about the passengers in the car!
Yang clapped her hands, snorted, turned around and went back to the porter, and didn't go in to take a nap, and asked the servant to bring hot tea, and she sat in the porter and drank it.
After a short time, the horse's hooves were gained, and the wheels rattled, and the luxurious carriage returned. Yes, can you not come back, turn left, turn left, turn left, turn left again, if you don't come back, there is nowhere to go in this car!
The carriage stopped at the gate of the palace again, and this time the coachman did not sit in the carriage and asked, so he jumped down and shouted: "I said old lady, you are also lacking in virtue, and even told me to turn left all the way, and this is not coming back!" I was in a hurry for a while, and when I got on the avenue, I realized that I had been fooled! You, you, aren't you conditioning others, I didn't recruit you to provoke you! ”
Yang stood up slowly and methodically, and said, "Why didn't you provoke me, you just said the wrong thing when you asked for directions, and the old body is uncomfortable to hear, so let you run around and think about your mistakes!" How, now do you figure it out? ”
Suddenly there was laughter in the car, and the driver hurriedly turned back, and there was a voice in the car, which seemed to be reprimanding the driver. The coachman ran over again in a sweat, and said anxiously: "This lady, no matter what the villain said just now, the villain has apologized to you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Dare to ask Wang Ping'an, does the little divine doctor live here, can he be at home? ”
Yang Shi was very proud, she waited for several days in vain, holding her stomach, how could she let go of the coachman at this time, and said: "I said the wrong thing again, the old body doesn't listen to my ears, you say it again!" ”
The coachman was anxious and angry, but he already understood that this was Wang Ping'an's home, and this lady was very likely to be Wang Ping'an's family, and she was really a person who could not afford to offend, so he had to ask again: "Dare to ask if this is the house of the little divine doctor Young Master Wang?" ”
Yang Shi glared at him and shouted: "You dare to say that you are wrong, the old man sees that you have to go for a lap again!" ”
The coachman was so anxious that he jumped to his feet, sweat flowed down his cheeks, and said in a low voice: "Dare to ask the old lady, which sentence of the villain is wrong, and please let your old man make it clear!" ”
Yang snorted and said loudly: "The divine doctor is the divine doctor, why do you have to add a small word in front of it?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the driver almost fainted! After a long time, just because I said a little more "small", you let me run around Wuli Village, I said Auntie, you are very ruthless!
The coachman knelt down for Yang with a plop, and said, "Old lady, please do it, the villain said the wrong thing, you can take care of it." My master is seriously ill and can't afford to delay. Little Miracle Doctor...... No, no, if Doctor Wang is at home, please save my master! ”
"That's pretty much it!" Yang said triumphantly: "My son is not at home safely, please go back." Go to the city to see a doctor, don't come again, my son won't see a doctor for your master!" With a flick of her sleeves, the old lady staggered in the door, slammed it shut.
The coachman was at a loss, turned around and shouted at the carriage: "Master, Doctor Wang is not at home, let's ...... it."
There was a lot of laughter in the car, and the voice was an elderly man, and a girl's voice came out: "It must be at home, but the old lady is blocking it, I came to beg her." As she spoke, a young girl stepped out of the carriage.
This girl is tall, wearing a tight-fitting and narrow-sleeved bearded suit, blonde hair and blue eyes, a beautiful nose, and a snow-white complexion.
The long leather boots stepped on the ground, and the girl got out of the carriage and was about to step forward to knock on the door, when there was a sound of horses' hooves on the avenue, and another Hu man on a healthy horse came, but it was Ayidin.
Ayidin shouted when he was far away: "Amangul, why have you arrived, the little divine doctor is at home?" ”
The coachman slowly stood up from the ground, wiped his sweat, and thought, "I've gone around the village, but I'm not just there." I have to blame Master Ayidin for this, if it weren't for his mouthful of little miracle doctors, I would have offended the old lady and been embarrassed like this! ”
The white girl named Amangul, she waited for Ayiddin to get closer, shook her head, and said, "It's not clear that Doctor Wang is not in the mansion, but his mother doesn't seem to like us bothering her, so she closed the door!" ”
Ayidin jumped off his horse, ran to the carriage, opened the door and shouted, "Brother-in-law, are you alright?" Oops, why do you still keep laughing, this face is purple! He turned around and ran to the door, and said, "I'll call the door, I've seen the mother of the Wang Divine Doctor, and if I don't like anything else, I like to listen to something nice, I'll pat her ass, and she will let us see the little divine doctor." ”
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Wang Ping'an took Ding Danruo, and the two entered Xuzhou City. Xuzhou market is prosperous, lively and extraordinary, the two of them walked while watching, and when they met a stall selling special snacks, they sat down to eat something, and they were happy to go shopping.
The little girl Ding Dan is the happiest, she has been a child daughter-in-law in the Wang family since she was a child, and she is a part-time maid, the former Wang Young Master does not like to go out, and she has no chance to go shopping.
Wang Ping'an was very generous, anyway, he brought a money bag, if Ding Dan liked anything, he would buy anything, and by noon, the two of them had already carried a bunch of things in their hands.
Passing by a four-treasure shop in the study, Wang Ping'an said: "There is a stationery store here." Let's go in and have a look, I want to buy some good pens. ”
walked in with Ding Danruo, the shop guy saw that the two of them were gorgeously dressed, Wang Ping'an also looked like a young master, and immediately knew that there was a big customer who came to the door, and stepped forward, accompanied by a smiling face: "Son, you haven't been here for a long time, the inkstone you said last time, the small shop can still be kept for you, this is a good pottery inkstone, please here!" ”
Ding Danruo sighed and said, "Young master, this person knows you, when have you ever been here?" ”
Wang Ping'an heaved and whispered: "He saw that everyone said so, didn't he let us see the inkstone, you see, the inkstone must be so expensive that it scares people to death!" ”
The two followed the shopkeeper to a large case with dozens of inkstones. The shopkeeper picked up an inkstone and said, "Look, this is a real pottery inkstone, produced in Yuzhou, and now the sons of Xiantong Academy use this!" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed, he had the idea of inquiring about the academy when he entered the city this time, and when he heard the shopkeeper start up, he asked: "The people in Xiantong Academy love to use this kind of inkstone?" ”
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