Chapter 126: Eating Mistakes Big Things
Zhang Laosi asked me: "He has always ordered like this?" I said, "I don't know, but I know I don't have any money." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Zhang Laosi subconsciously touched his pocket and said, "Fortunately~ I didn't bring it either!" Gan Ning looked at the two of us, pointed at us with a disgusted expression and said, "Look at the poor and sour look of you two, Lao Tzu invites you today." When we both heard this, we were relieved and waited for food.
As a result, after the storm broke down, this pit dad Gan Ning took off, he brought money, but it was not enough for the half, and looked at the two of us embarrassedly and whispered: "Do you two have it, come first, I will go back to you later." I shook my head and said, "I really don't bring any money, I don't usually bring any money, it's all on my follower." Zhang Laosi also said helplessly: "My money is usually given by my younger brother, and I rarely pretend to be money." “
Gan Ning whispered to us urgently: "Then what should we do?" Eat a bully meal? I didn't care and said, "Anyway, today is your treat, you said you would eat the overlord meal, but you will leave when the two of us go out." Gan Ning hurriedly said: "Zhongyou, your grandson can't fall into the well like this." “
I hurriedly said, "Your uncle, do you have the face to complain about me?" It's you who eats, and it's you who orders a bunch of them. In this way, you let them go to the dog's house and take it, and take it. Gan Ning patted his head and said, "Yes, dog, your home address." After Goudan told Gan Ning the address loudly, Gan Ning said: "I don't have enough money, you just go to his house and find someone named Haizi to ask for money." After hearing this, Xiao Er said, "Okay, I'll go now." ”
A few of us sat there bored and waited, and after a while, Xiao Er came back panting and said, "You three liars, if you want to eat the overlord meal, just say it, and it will cause me to run away." The three of us were stunned, and I asked, "Didn't arrive?" Xiao Er said, "What do you think? I went to find the Haizi you said, they said that he went out and was not there, so I asked them to pay for it and said that there was a dog called Dog Dan who didn't bring money for dinner, not only did they not give it to me, but they almost beat me, and they actually said that I was impatient to live and went to their house to ask for money? What the hell do you mean? “
I covered my face and said to Zhang Laosi: "Alas, there is no way, you can go in person." Zhang Lao took your head at four o'clock and said, "I can only go, you wait a while." After saying that, I turned my head and left, I pointed to Gan Ning and said, "Alas~ You are suitable to be a bandit." Gan Ning smiled: "Yes, I'm a bandit, hey?" By the way, I'm a bandit, why do I have to pay for food? After that, he looked at me. I hurriedly lowered my voice and said, "Uncle, don't you think we are not enough to attract attention?" Ganning pointed to the people around him and said, "What are you looking at?" Want to give money for Lao Tzu? When he had finished speaking, everyone quickly turned their heads back and bowed their heads to eat. Only the shopkeeper next to him was left with a stunned face.
I smiled and said to the shopkeeper: "Don't worry, he's stupid, joking with you, my friend will give you the money when he takes it." After Xiao Er listened to my words, the expression on his face softened a little, and then nodded and said to me: "Okay, the two masters will rest first, I'm busy." After saying that, he turned around and ran.
We waited for about an hour, and I looked at the cup in front of me and said, "Where's the shit?" The leaves of Lao Tzu's lungs that he drank from tea were floating. Gan Ning said: "Didn't this grandson run away, right?" I said, "How is that possible, for a meal?" Gan Ning lay on the table and said, "Alas, wait a little longer, we should finish eating." ”
I whispered, "It's going to be okay, right?" Gan Ning still said motionlessly: "What can happen?" Then he sat up and said, "No... I was stunned, and hurriedly got up and said, "Let's go." As soon as the two of us took two steps, Xiao Er stopped us and said, "You two, you haven't settled the bill yet." ”
I said, "You remember what I look like, I'll give it to you sooner or later, and I'm in a hurry right now." Xiao Er sighed: "Everyone who eats the overlord's meal says so." Big head, the kitchen knife is coming out. Someone eats overlord meal!! "I guess the people in the back kitchen are ready to go. As soon as he shouted, the gang rushed out with kitchen knives.
I waved my hand and said, "You guys really misunderstood, we didn't eat the overlord meal, just now my friend didn't come back after walking for a long time, something must have happened, let's go and see." A big-bellied cook said to me with a kitchen knife in his hand, "You can leave if you want, leave something behind." I was about to continue to explain, but Gan Ning slapped the table and said: "Lao Tzu has never been so angry when he was a pirate, and he said that he will give it to you sooner or later, what are you urging, do you want to fight?" "Hey~ When he said this, he couldn't fight if he didn't want to.
A few cooks rushed up with kitchen knives, and I shouted to Gan Ning: "You count, no matter what you say, we are at the loss." Xiao Er next to him looked at me with a smile and said, "Are you scared stupid?" Actually... Before he finished speaking, the battle on Gan Ning's side was over. The five cooks with kitchen knives were all disarmed and lay on the ground. Gan Ning chopped all five kitchen knives on the table and said, "Let's go!" When the time comes, I will pay you back the money for medical expenses and food. With that, he ran away.
I patted Xiao Er's shoulder awkwardly and said, "He is indeed a man of his word, you believe me." After saying that, I also ran away with Gan Ning. It took only fifteen minutes to walk from this small restaurant to Zhang Laosi's house, and the two of us ran for a while to arrive, and we saw that the door was open. We rushed in, and when we got in, there were a lot of dead people lying on the ground. I patted Gan Ning and said, "Hurry up and find Zhang Laosi, you want bad things." “
Gan Ning nodded, and the two of us walked through the front porch to the back, only to see a few people lying on the ground, we went up and touched them, all of them were dead, but their bodies were still hot. I said, "Split up." After saying that, the two of us separated and searched back and forth in each room, and after looking for a while, I heard Gan Ning calling me in the backyard, I hurriedly ran over, and saw Haizi dying in a guest room, I hurriedly asked: "Haizi, what's the matter." Haizi vomited blood and said, "Save big brother!" Fast! After saying that, he rolled his eyes and died.
After I watched Gan Ning slowly lay him down, Gan Ning said, "He just said that he saw a scar on the man's right eye, and there were five people in total. I said, "I didn't see the body of the dog, it should have been taken away, let's chase it." ”
With that, we rushed out, and I walked to the door and went straight to the shop across from me and asked, "Where did the bunch of people who just came out of here go?" The man pointed to my left in horror and said, "They rode away from that side." Gan Ning and I hurriedly rushed out to that place, and I said to Gan Ning as we ran, "This is the direction out of the city, we have to find two horses." ”
Gan Ning said: "Go to that inn, there must be horses." So saying, we went around to the stable at the back of the inn, and one of us found a horse, and rode it and ran out, and the groom behind us chased after him while scolding, and we didn't care so much, so we rushed out.
When I walked to the city gate, I saw that there was chaos at the city gate, it should be that they had just rushed out of the city and caused the city gate officials to be on alert, and the city gate officials were checking the people entering and leaving the city, so I shouted: "Leave them alone, rush out." Gan Ning nodded at me, rushed forward first, snatched a spear from a passing soldier and shouted, "Death to those who stand in my way!" “
When the city gate official saw this posture, he dared to stop it, and hurriedly got out of the way. I didn't have his ability to ride a horse and grab a spear, so I could only rush out behind Gan Ning, and when I arrived outside the city, it was a flat river, and we ran for more than an hour before stopping at a fork.
Gan Ning looked at the horseshoe prints and said, "Right! I pointed to the horseshoe print on the left and said, "There are them here." Gan Ning said: "It is the horse on the road, and the one on the right is the horse on the running, listen to me." "I didn't talk nonsense, the two of us just got on the horse and continued to chase.
After passing through a dense forest, there was a flat road, and when we got out, we saw five figures running in the distance, and I shouted to Gan Ning: "Look! Gan Ning nodded and knocked the horse's belly and rushed out again. After running for a while, the people in front seemed to feel that the two of us were chasing after us, not only did they not hurry, but slowed down, and after a while, the five of them got off the horse and sat on the side of the road waiting for us.
I shouted to Gan Ning in front of me, "Be careful of deception. Gan Ning waved his hand at me, indicating that he understood. And then it didn't slow down. By the time we were still five hundred meters away from them, we could already see clearly, there were five of them, and Zhang Laosi who seemed to be unconscious on horseback.
The two of us slowed down, and when we reached about a hundred meters, the five of us stood up. I said to Gan Ning in front of me, "Try not to do it first." Gan Ning said, "Okay." When we were about fifteen meters away, a man across from us said, "Just stand there." "When I got closer, I realized that the five of them were not wearing night clothes, but normal clothes, but they were all dark colors, but their faces were covered with cloths.
I asked, "Why did you tie him up?" Masked One laughed, "You don't have the right to ask questions now." I reluctantly made a gesture to him. Masked One nodded and said, "Who are you two?" I said, "I am his second brother." Rich. Gan Ning said: "I am his third brother, Wangcai." “
Masked No. 2 pointed to Zhang Laosi on horseback and said, "Then what is his name?" I replied, "Zhang dog." The five of them laughed, and the masked number three said, "Your father is really good to you." "I thought to myself, grass your uncle, Zhou Yu. But on the surface, you have to say: "It's easy to feed you, don't you know?" Masked One said, "What do you mean by catching up?" Kill us? ”
Gan Ning said disdainfully: "What do you think? Masked One said, "Looks like you're pretty confident, huh?" Gan Ning said: "You dare to wait for us here, you must be very confident?" Masked One waved his hand and said, "You're wrong, we just want to get you back together." “
I asked, "Where are we going?" Why are you killing in our house? Masked One smiled, "You don't seem to have a good memory." That's when I reflected and sighed, "You go on." Masked One said, "Seeing that you are so cooperative, I will count it." With that, he rushed over with an arrow.
I yawned, took out my cigarette pouch, lit it, smoked it, spit out a puff of cigarette, and said, "Wangcai, remember to keep your mouth alive." The four of them were stunned when they heard what I said. Before the masked No. 1 fist arrived at me, he was grabbed by Gan Ning, twisted it directly, the man hurriedly turned his body with his arm, and kicked like Gan Ning, Gan Ning didn't bother to hide, and directly clamped his ankle left and right and threw it to me and said, "I've sent you." “
I was also caught off guard, shouted and hurriedly took a step back, the man fell heavily to the ground, I smashed a cigarette pouch on his back, and the man stopped moving instantly. I don't think it was even fifteen seconds from the moment the man punched him to the time he fell to the ground, so that the fight was over before the four on the other side could rush over.
I stepped on Masked One's chest, took a cigarette pouch and aimed at Masked One's head and made a golf action: "Don't move~" The four of them stopped instantly. Gan Ning hugged his arms and asked, "I wonder how you killed them just now?" Then he turned back to me and asked, "Or are our people too weak?" ”
I shrugged and said I didn't know. The masked No. 3, who was talking to him just now, said, "You killed him, I didn't like him for a long time." I smiled and said, "This kind of agitation method is useless to Lao Tzu, let's change one for another." Masked Three said, "Don't be smart, I'm telling the truth." ”
I kicked the poor masked One on the ground and said, "It seems that it was a little fierce just now, as if it was out of breath." The second man in black on the other side frowned visibly. But the remaining three didn't move at all. Number Three clapped his hands and said, "Thank you." But I didn't expect the two of you to be pretty good. ”
I said, "Thank you, I didn't expect your kung fu to be so bad." Number Three laughed: "Flim tongue." Gan Ning shouted: "What nonsense, let's go together." Lao Tzu was too lazy to fight one by one. "Damn, this thing can't wait to die. I still want to put a few words on this.
However, the people over there didn't seem to be as impulsive as One, and they all stood still and didn't move. Gan Ning said: "Are you cowardly? If you coax me, let my eldest brother go, and give my eldest brother three more kowtows and get out. Lao Tzu will not kill you today. The second on the other side said, "Boy, you are so arrogant." "Actually, I also want to say this, now I feel like Gan Ning is a robber, and he is more confident than the four opposite.
Gan Ning smiled: "Get used to it." Number Three said, "Let's stop bickering like women, you two can be arrested." Our order is to bring you back alive, and I am mainly afraid of killing you. Gan Ning suddenly smiled: "I always thought that the best braggathing was wealth, but I didn't expect you to be more exaggerated than him." I patted Gan Ning on the shoulder and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." ”
After Gan Ning finished speaking, he rushed forward, the four of them still didn't move, and they didn't even go to take hostages with knives, if they were either too confident, or five stupid. When Gan Ning rushed over, he actually rushed towards the pile, I think this product is quite confident, and it is still a stupid shortage.