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Wu Xianxian had the intention to take advantage of his companions, so he didn't jump up quickly, but glanced at Chen Da lazily, and groped on the ground beside him for a long time, wanting to put on his shoes.

At this time, with a "bang", the slender ash strip in Chen Da's hand was drawn onto his vest.

This blow was so painful, it was as if it had been burned by a soldering iron that burned the fire, Wu Xianxian endured the pain, stood up with a loud voice, and stared at Chen Da viciously.

"Soldier, what's your name?"

"My name is ......"

"Huh" was another whip, Chen Da's face came over, spewed out a cloud of spittle stars, and shouted: "Soldier, before you speak, you must first report to the commander, do you understand?" ”

"Okay...... Silk! ”

Another whip: "Answer, yes, sir, understand, sir!" ”

Wu Xianxian's eyes were so angry that he wanted to immediately grab the bone that was leaning against the wall, smash it on Chen Da's head, and smash the white slurry out. However, no, if I do it now, I won't be able to escape at all, and Lao Tzu won't exchange his life for his life!

Bear with him today.

He replied in a loud voice, "Yes, sir, I understand, sir!" ”

"Soldier, what's your name?"

"Report sir, my name is Wu Xianxian."

"Soldier Wu Xianxian, let me ask you, what was the commander's order just now?"

"Chief, stand up!"

"Very good, if you don't obey the order, what is the crime?"

Wu Xianxian immediately lay down: "Back to the chief's words, two hundred push-ups, don't bother you, I'll do it myself." One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ......" quickly did it, while doing it, he looked at Chen Da with a provocative gaze, and sneered in his heart: When grandpa used to mix on the street, he only knew how to boil his muscles and bones all day long, and only two hundred pushes and push-ups couldn't finish Lao Tzu.

"You know the rules, that's good." Chen Da nodded, and then glanced back at Wu Tuo: "Soldier, what's your name?" ”

"Report to the sir, soldier Wu Tuo." Wu Tuo held the wooden basin in his hand, and he didn't put it, and he didn't put it either.

"What are you doing?" Chen Da asked.

"Report to the chief, the soldier Wu Tuo is pouring the foot washing water for the soldier Wu Xianxian."

Hearing this, Wu Xianxian, who was doing push-ups, was shocked, and vaguely felt a trace of badness, and sweat oozed out of his forehead. He remembered that according to the military system, it seemed that there was a rule that soldiers must get along with each other and not bully others. This officer surnamed Chen obviously has bad intentions towards me, so he doesn't want to use this matter to toss Lao Tzu. Two hundred push-ups are fine, and another two hundred will be exhausting. Damn, Wu Tuo, you birdman, are you so honest that you don't know how to speak, or are you deliberately fixing me?

"It's good, I know how to pour footwash water to please people." Chen Da sneered: "Don't others have hands and feet? Wu Tuo, I order you, immediately put the wooden basin on Wu Xianxian's back, two hundred push-ups. ”

"Yes, sir." Wu Tuo put the wooden basin on Wu Xianxian's back, and immediately lay down: "One, two, three, four, five, six......"

Poor Wu Xianxian put a basin of water on his back, and these two hundred push-ups were really difficult to do, and in an instant, stinking black water continued to spill out, dripping on his head and back.

Seeing him so embarrassed, the other soldiers wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they held back very hard.

Finally, after the two hundred push-ups were finished, Wu Xianxian felt as if he had been fished out of the water.

Chen Da just gave up, viciously glanced at everyone, and shouted: "If there are still people who don't know, I'll say it again, my name is Chen Da, the military judge under the command of General Daosi of the Sizhou battalion, my task is to rectify people, and my fun is also to rectify people." After entering the barracks, we will get along day and night in the future, and I will let you understand what it means to not be able to survive and not to die. Disband, go to bed. ”

After speaking, he waved the ash strip in his hand and walked out triumphantly.

"Whew" At this time, Wu Xianxian let out a sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground.

A comrade-in-arms walked over, picked up a wooden basin from Wu Xianxian's vest, which no longer had any strength, put it aside, and asked, "Brother Wu, are you okay?" ”

"Go away, Lao Tzu can't die, don't worry about it." Wu Xianxian angrily stripped off his wet clothes and shrunk into his back socket.

Then he looked at Wu Tuo with a fierce gaze: "The surname is Wu, Lao Tzu is cold and tired now, but he has no time to pay attention to you." Fang Cai's surname Chen is right, after entering the barracks, we will get along day and night in the future, and I will let you understand what it means to not be able to survive and not to die. ”

Wu Tuo was an honest man, his face turned pale with fright, and he stood there wanting to cry.

Someone came to persuade: "Brother Wu, they are all their own brothers, forget it, forget it." ”

"What kind of brother, Lao Tzu doesn't recognize who he is."

At this time, another conch sounded, which was the lights out.

According to the rules of the army, you are not allowed to speak after the lights are out. Everyone hurriedly closed their mouths, and someone blew out the oil lamp with a snort.

The room fell into darkness, and the entire barracks fell silent.

My ears couldn't adjust to the silence for a moment, but I could clearly hear the sound of blood flowing inside.

"It's only been one day, Lao Tzu is tired like a dog, and there is no way to live this day." Lying on the bed, the anger in Wu Xianxian's heart was burning and could not be calmed down for a long time: "When I joined his mother, I knew that this life as a soldier would be like this, so it was better to stay in my hometown!" Even if you die under the knife of the Hebei people and the Jurchen Tartars, you can't control that much. ”

"But...... It's better to die than to live! ”

He is a native of Xuzhou, Jiangbei, and his father is a scholar, he doesn't read well, he doesn't have any fame, but he reads the life of the family in a mess. Wu Xianxian probably inherited his father's characteristics, although he studied in a private school since he was a child, but his studies were ridiculously poor. By the time he was twelve, his father had kicked his legs in debt, and he began to mess around the streets.

The area around Xuzhou is the place of four wars, the Jurchens came to fight, the rogues came to fight, the officials and soldiers came to fight, in order to escape, he fled to the south with the homeless people.

From Xuzhou to Jiangnan, there are thousands of miles, and this journey has been extremely hard. If it weren't for the cleverness and fierceness of others, they might have died on the road.

Just last month, when he fled to Shouchun, he had been hungry for ten days, and he only had one breath left, and he saw that he was about to become a starvation on the road. At this time, Wang Shen's men and horses came over and took out food to recruit troops. In order to survive, many homeless young people have signed up for the army.

Wu Xianxian thought about it, eat food as a soldier, eat food as a soldier, and go there to mix for a while.

However, as soon as he thought about his cleverness, he did not run over recklessly, but carefully observed it for a long time.

Only then did I find out that something was wrong, this recruiting team did not blindly accept only strong men like others, but paid more attention to the character and character of the soldiers. Concentrate on the kind of honest peasants, even if the clever people are good at martial arts, they don't want anything.

This makes people confused, honest people, honest people, like these honest people around me are afraid that they can't even stand on their feet when they go to the battlefield, let alone kill people, and accept them into the army, isn't it a waste of rice and grain?

Doubts are doubts, but Wu Xianxian still tore the clothes on his body, wiped his face with mud, and pretended to be honest and honest who couldn't beat a fart in three sentences, and successfully became an ordinary soldier in the Sizhou battalion.

The truth is the same as he thought, General Wang Daosi is confused, these honest soldiers are useless at all. When I was in Huaixi, as soon as I met a woman and a scout from Hebei to sign an army, no matter how many people there were, they were scattered in an instant.

In the past month, the team has gathered and scattered, scattered and gathered, only caring about fleeing for their lives, and has not fought a single battle.

Now, I finally escaped to Jiangnan, and I don't have to be chased like a dog by the Tartars.

I originally thought that a better day was coming, but I never expected that the training of the troops would be so hard, unlucky, really unlucky!

……

Wu Xianxian has been mixing on the street since he was a child, he is brave and ruthless, his nutrition is good, and his physical fitness is naturally not a problem.

In the morning, it was the six-mile run down, easy and happy.

But the queue training in the morning was miserable, especially the practice of standing, so standing motionless for an hour, the whole body was stiff. As soon as many people disbanded, they fell to the ground.

He was also tossed so soft that he couldn't do it, and the next queue training was also annoying. What turns left, turns right, columns, horizontal teams, it was okay at the beginning, but after practice, the whole person is blinded. Normally, the officers shouted to the left and marched in unison, and the troops were huddled together and could not be more chaotic.

The consequences are naturally serious, and after two hundred push-ups, the arms of the straight lady thief seem to be not their own.

It turns out that this is how soldiers train!

While Wu Xianxian was eye-opening, he was puzzled: This can kill the enemy just by standing upright, taking a break, and walking in unison, could it be that he can meet the Jurchen Tartars and move forward like this, and he can still knock people to death?

This kind of boring practice is better for other peasant children, is it more annoying than working in the fields?

"But Lao Tzu is not a farmer, and he is not a stupid, why do you want to do this, isn't that stupid?"

"If I show my companions who used to be in the streets, and they don't laugh to death, where will I put my face?"

"This dog's army can't stay any longer, I have to find a chance to escape. I don't believe it, there is no place for living people in this world? ”

"This place in Jiangnan is really good, if you escape, with my wit and means, there is a way to germinate."

Thinking of this, Wu Xianxian had the idea of leaving.

According to the regulations of the army, if there is no fighting, every fifteen days passes, the units will take half a day off in batches. At that time, it was time for Lao Tzu to take off his military uniform, and endure for half a month.

But...... The food here is good, and there are new clothes and new covers, so I am a little reluctant to leave!

Strange to say, after being tired all day, he didn't even fall asleep.

turned over and saw that Wu Tuo on the bunk next to him had not yet slept, and was wrapped in a quilt against the wall with his eyes wide open.

Seeing him and remembering the scene just now, the hatred in Wu Xianxian's heart surged.

He whispered, "Don't scream." ”

Wu Tuo's face was full of doubts: "Wu ...... Brother Wu, I didn't call it! ”

"You're going to call soon." Wu Xianxian smiled hideously, suddenly jumped up, pulled up the quilt and covered Wu Tuo's head, and smashed his fist down like raindrops.

While beating, he scolded in a low voice: "Call you Lao Tzu, call you Lao Tzu." ”