Chapter One Thousand and Nine

"You, Captain Duan, why do you always limit your thinking to the norm?" Duan Dagongzi said with a special appearance. He also pointed his finger at his head very arrogantly, as if to remind everyone that your IQ is in arrears, and if you don't recharge, you may shut down tomorrow.

"I said Brother Shaojun, what do you want to say, first of all, don't say too disgusting to bother brother, everyone has just eaten, can you bother you to raise your mouth?" Over there, Li Xuan, who had finally suppressed his nauseous impulse, stood up and gave a vague condemnation and warning to Duan Dagongzi Fangcai's immoral behavior.

"Well, for your sake, I'll be able to be subtle." Duan Dagongzi waved his hand at Li Xuan like a fly, and then his eyes swept over everyone present. "Everyone must know that it's late autumn, right?"

"This is natural, it's not far from winter, and the winter in the northern border of the Tang Dynasty has always been quite cold." Xu Youjun, a civil official who has been in Yunzhou City for many years, has a lot to say. "Sometimes there is snow even before winter."

"Very good, now we know that the sky is already very cold this season, although the river has not yet frozen, but it is fast, and I have said before, outside our Yunzhou City, there are mostly plains, few mountains, even if there are, there are few trees growing, but wild grasses are abundant...... So when those Qihu people arrive, they shouldn't have too many things to keep warm, right? ”

General Chen Zhonglang nodded and smiled. "This is true, but those Qihu troops will go south, and they must bring some forage, plus we may lack trees in Yunzhou, but there is really no shortage of weeds. As for the heating materials used by the Qihu people, they are different from us, because the environment on the grassland is similar to our central and northern Yunzhou, and there is a lack of trees, so they use dry cow dung as the main fuel......"

"Well, it means that they came to attack the city at this time, and they must have pulled a lot of dried cow dung to use it. However, you should also know that dried cow dung is quite resistant to burning, but the problem is that the temperature is not enough, and the heat is insufficient, so in winter, those nomads who live on the grassland rarely take a bath......"

Everyone looked at Duan Shaojun with numb expressions, and even General Chen Zhonglang, who had just guessed that Duan Dagongzi was going to use the boiling gold juice to deal with those Qihu enemies, was also confused, and he didn't understand what this guy was muttering about these things.

“…… Master Duan, you are right, but the question is, what is the meaning of what you are saying? Fang Lang Jiang was also a little crazy at the moment, mainly because of Duan Shaojun's elusive thinking, the words of a hammer in the east and a stick in the west had already blinded everyone.

"Okay, I'll tell you, those things, Ben Shuai is going to use them to pour on the enemy." Duan Shaojun shook his head helplessly, the most annoying thing was those listeners who didn't have a little patience, was it interesting to interrupt others like this?

“…… Dow the enemy, oh! God!!! Li Xuan slapped his forehead with his hand, and he really couldn't imagine the scene of countless Tang Dynasty warriors picking up dung spoons, spilling dung juice towards the city with hideous faces.

"Of course, you can't pour it yourself." Duan Dagongzi glanced at Li Xuan, who had an exaggerated tone, and he also looked very eloquent.

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"It's a really ...... defense Lord Duan, doesn't the last general think it's too much for such a person to do it......" Duan Shoujian couldn't help but stand up, as an outstanding young man of the Tang Dynasty who was thoughtful, educated, moral and disciplined, he felt that he had to stand on the side of justice, uh, no, it was on the side of discipline.

"The important question is that this trick is very useful to the officer, everyone, think about it, the weather is extremely cold now, and if those Qihu soldiers, and even their horses, are poured with gold juice, what do you think they will think?" Duan Dagongzi spread out his hands, looking like a good mentor, seducing everyone's thinking.

Their first thought was to combine their knives to stab you, the culprit, three times and six holes, and all the civil and military officials complained so hard in their hearts.

"They're going to feel dirty, smelly, and bad at first, right...... Then, what do you think they will do......" Duan Dagongzi ignored the expressions full of disgust, and continued to spit on the stars, inducing everyone to continue to discuss this very heavy topic.

"Raise your weapons and keep fighting!" A brave and fearless general replied. Then, everyone looked at it with great disdain, and in an instant all the hatred was transferred to the object.

"Good!" Grand Prince Duan nodded with satisfaction, and cast an approving glance at this heroic general with a righteous and stern face, hmm...... In the future, I must stay away from this kind of foolishness.

"Will the others continue to fight as valiantly as this general?" Duan Shaojun set his eyes on the others.

Li Xuan shook his head resolutely. "This king will never get his hands on that."

"Your Highness, don't worry, I mean, what will you do if, you are in the city, and all of a sudden, a spoonful of that thing happens to be poured on your head?" Duan Dagongzi was very wickedly funny.

Forced by the obscenity of this goods, everyone was embarrassed to gesture to this goods with the middle finger, but the indignation in their hearts had been expressed through their eyes.

"If it's the last general, the last general should find a place to clean that thing, otherwise it will be too uncomfortable." At this time, Fang Lang couldn't help but say.

"Very good, I believe that most people's thoughts will be the same as General Fang. So now the problem comes, but the problem is that the water is too cold, and if you want to jump into the river to bathe, you will catch a cold. Duan Shaojun kindly reminded.

"Of course, I boiled hot water to wash it." Fang Langjiang's answer was full of human wisdom.

"Well, the problem now is, you don't have enough materials to make a wooden basin, and you don't have enough fuel to boil water, what do you do?" Duan Shaojun looked at Fang Lang with a smile.

Fang Lang couldn't help but shudder at the thought of such a situation. "Then I'd rather jump into the river and wash myself first, or who can stand it?"

Duan Shaojun saw that Fang Langjiang's face was already so black that it couldn't be darker, he decided not to continue to tease this thing, cleared his throat, looked at these Yunzhou civil and military officials in front of him with a pleasant gaze, and asked slowly: "Very good, now everyone tells me, these 80,000 Qihu cavalry brought by Mo Li Keju, will they bring enough bathtubs and materials to boil bath water?" ”

"......" Everyone looked at Duan Shaojun with a black line on their faces, and their hearts were full of gibberish, and there were countless *** roaring and running wild on the Malegobi.

"Brother Shaojun, how do you have such eyes? Why are you so damaging ......" After a long time, in the dead silence of the hall, someone finally spoke, Li Xuan looked at Duan Shaojun with awe, and asked with a cautious look, as if he was afraid of annoying Duan Dagongzi, this thing was angry and brought himself a dung spoon, and vomited......

"What is a loss?" Duan Dagongzi glared at Li Xuan, His Royal Highness the King of Jin, with a righteous face. "This official is for the prestige of my Tang Empire not to be harassed by foreign races, but also for the sake of my Yunzhou hundreds of thousands of people will not be enslaved by foreign races, and more importantly, to ensure that my Yunzhou City is not lost, for the sake of these righteous purposes......

…… We have to fight without hesitation, whether it is with our blood, or sweat, or even our lives, it doesn't matter, at such a time, you actually tell me that it is bad? Hum! Even if my actions fall into your eyes, some people will feel disdainful, or they may feel that such a method is very. But guys, have you ever thought about it......

…… Think of the tens of thousands of compatriots in Yunzhou City, their lives are in our hands...... History will prove that I did the right thing!! ””

Duan Dagongzi was angry, and his endless generous statements, passionate tone, singing and recitation-like sentences, as well as the heartfelt and emotional sentences, made all the people present bury their heads deeply and ashamedly.

Yes, they finally found out how wrong it was for them and others to question and criticize the noble sentiments of Duan Dagongzi, for the sake of the Tang Empire, for the Chinese nation, and for the lives and safety of the people who have lived here for generations, Duan Shaojun was so desperate to defend his homeland...... Self. The behavior of himself and others is really too much

In the end, the people with a face of shame all said goodbye and left Duan Dagongzi's mansion one after another, really feeling that they had no face to continue to stay, but when the group walked outside the gate of Duan Mansion together.

Li Xuan suddenly paused. "Huh? That's not right......"