Chapter Twenty-Eight: Troublesome Divine Preaching Rhyme
After the wolf king Xiao Mingkong finished speaking, the human emperor's side fell silent for a while, is the population Malthusian trap, for the old monsters who are all over a thousand years old, they have long been accustomed to seeing the world like a tide and people like water. Many creeps think that the wolf king is so reasonable!
The situation faced by the Nine Realms is indeed very embarrassing, the population reserve is large, and it has the confidence to face the war, but there are too many people, and it is too difficult to feed. The cost of resources is also large!
To say that all monks are mad, it is indeed biased to treat mortals as reiki batteries.
At this time, Xiao Zhu was surrounded by dozens of big-headed soldiers, and the leader was the team leader just now, they saw that although Xiao Zhu was ignored, they were not annoyed at all, just scratched their heads and continued to listen to the wolf king's speech, and their hearts were quite moved: This god makes people close! These fighting men, thinking less, felt that they wanted to support Xiao Zhu to support the scene, so they came up. At this time, Xiao Zhu happened to say to himself: "This wolf king, how can he also regard himself as a human monk?"
The captain of this squad is named Chen Ling, and when he heard this, he smiled and said: The Lord of God does not know, the two races of humans and wolves are both rapidly multiplying, and the so-called demon clan If you want to cultivate, you must first turn into a human form. And because the brain is like a sugar craving, the energy consumption is great, the raw meat of plants and trees is not as good as cooked food, the energy is abundant and easy to digest, and the long-term consumption of cooked rice meat will be shorter and the stomach will be shorter, and the mouth will be dense, and it will be self-contained. After the ancestors of each ethnic group turned into human form, the children born to them were also in human form, at most they retained the form of tails and ears. Therefore, the vast majority of the wolf race today is no different from the human race. Intermarriage is also permitted, but there are very few children.
Xiao Zhu nodded secretly when he heard this: I don't know how many big demon clans there are.
At this time, Wei Yihong, the chief designer of the Guang'en Ling policy, was already about to open his mouth, or one party would admit it, and what game would he play. Otherwise, how can it be said that "the end of the war is marked by the complete loss of the will to fight by one side"!
Sun Tzu's "Tao Heaven and Earth General Law" mentioned in the Art of War is the legitimacy and justice of one's own side! The so-called "let the people agree with the superiors, you can live with them, you can die with them!"
So the prime minister Wei Yu said: "The wolf king is noble! I am thinking about the fate of the Nine Realms, and he is really the mainstay of my Nine Realms! However, the wolf king really has something that he does not investigate! I am a mortal in the Nine Realms, and the commoners who have property account for one, and the miscellaneous slaves account for three, and the remaining sixty percent are caged beasts and grass in the garden! I think about how the income of the illusion builder and the aura extractor is fifty-fifty, and how is it the same as today's aura extraction people are all spirit slaves, and all sects are slaves! In the golden age, mortal monks were comrades-in-arms, and today and today, monks and mortals are masters and slaves!
There are even those black-hearted people, just to squeeze more aura, they wantonly modify the illusion experience, so that the extractor has been experiencing all kinds of heart-wrenching pain in the illusion since he was a child, and in the illusion, either the family is ruined, or the wife is separated, or the body is disabled, and he is deceived and white-eyed, swords and fires, and he is sick and disabled! That illusion is no different from torture! The extractor can only barely survive by cultivating in the illusion for a moment. And when its potential is exhausted, there is even the religious illusion that it can only be happy by self-detonation, and it is dissolved in the most painful way!
If, if the creatures of the Nine Realms are strong, they must be nourished by the flesh and blood of the same kind, Wei Mi himself is willing to sacrifice with his body and soul! Wei Mi believes that in the Golden Age, the sentient beings of the Nine Realms may have many sacrifices for themselves! However, if Wei Mi is in a different place with those spirit slaves, he has been in a cage since he was a child, and all the sufferings he has suffered are manipulative, and his hatred will be monstrous, and the water of the three rivers and five seas cannot be washed away! Such a race, what a pity to destroy it! What a pity to destroy it! What a pity to destroy it! The so-called spirit slave can only hate the one who started it!
And like this, mortal monks are accumulating grievances day by day, centrifugal up and down, and their appearances are separated, and the enemy is so easy to break! If you form an army with illusions, you must first use deception to deceive the enemy in the illusion, but if you have great mana, you will ......" Speaking of this, Prime Minister Wei Yu suddenly shouted: "Oh, it'!!s not good, Lord Divine Lord, where is your magic sermon rhyme!!?
Xiao Zhu (writer: Oh, with the light and dust beads, no, oh I remembered, the main character is called Zhu Chenhe), Zhu Chenhe was listening to Prime Minister Bai's life, hearing this, he looked at the sky in a daze, the colorful clouds are no longer outside the thirty-three heavens! So he said a special earth, the soil is scummy: "The brain (Lao Tzu's unique continuous reading), I don't know." It's been bright for a long time, I guess the clouds have dispersed, right?"
On the side of the Emperor of People, including the small soldiers and bandits, they were all shocked when they heard this! I'll take it! This is a funny god of gods? This is a god of life!
Xiao Zhu was surrounded by dozens of big-headed soldiers who ran back to the team with hula, —— brains didn't know who was called the funny god! Who did you care who you were? Who do you love? I didn't listen to anything!
Chen Ling next to him also said a sentence: Funny Divine Master, you are my ancestor! Can you let her run away blindly? Don't dare to think about it! You really ...... The greater this ability, the more ferocious the level of this trouble!
The instantaneous reaction of the people and emperors directly played a role in persuading the opposition! Guang En ordered the policy opposition giants to take a step forward, staring at the Supreme Funny God with burning eyes, and asking the master for his guilt!
The scene was extremely embarrassing.
At this time, someone naturally needs to come to the rescue! The lord humiliated the ministers to death, and Xiao Zhu was still pretending. He coughed: "What's the little scourge!?"
"The little scourge is here!" The little thing is very powerful this time, and it flew over immediately, and his hands were still hanging Xiao Zhu's "Summer Solstice" brand mobile phone, the mobile phone screen was lit, and it was actually a call status, and the three words displayed by the caller were actually "sermon rhyme".
Under the watchful eyes of 100,000 people (there are really 100,000 people, the monk's eyes look at thirty or forty kilometers like a palm viewing pattern, and the focal length of tens of thousands of times is casually pulled back and forth), Xiao Zhu took the mobile phone and said, "Hey, is the sermon cloud? Where are you going?"
What? The Nine Realms are all interspersed!
Why?
What about sermons?
How many people have you shown movies to?
Have you started to play it for the second time? Or is it according to the request of the majority of fans?
You, you, you, you, you hurry back for me! Why are you coming back? Change the film! Change the 'shining red star'!"
Xiao Zhu thought to himself, this little master is also a supreme funny god! Look at you one by one, aren't you just putting on some action movies? Reason for you! A group of landlords and old fortunes who have never seen the world, where is the 'Matrix'? Look at what scares you, you are the vast ocean that has not understood the people's war! You have not understood the roar of lava under the earth's crust!
Putting away the phone, Xiao Zhu raised his head and smiled: "It's okay right away, it's good right away, she's back, I'll educate her!"
No one is talking!
After a while, a colorful auspicious cloud faintly appeared in the air, and when the air turned in a circle, "Putaputa" flew over, and he was still humming a song while flying: "Lalala, lalala, I am a little connoisseur of screening, the nine-day secret realm is full of running all over the sky, here and there, today's film is really good!
Xiao Zhu's black line in his head: This magic technique was quite serious when it first came out! It was quite cold to read two sentences of watching the movie, and I didn't see each other for an hour. Isn't this funny, cells automatically infect and multiply?
This cloudy fluttering and floating, getting smaller and smaller, getting closer and closer, the elegant movement of a dragon swinging its tail stopped, and a beautiful face appeared on the clouds, and said to Xiao Zhu with a smile: "Boss, how is it! Dude, can I do it? Just a while, nine realms, nine planets, more than a trillion human beings, thirty trillion animals and plants with spiritual sense, in short, anyone who can understand the movie, the old lady let them watch the Matrix again!
Sister Shenshu, where did you get this style of painting? ! You put it as the Matrix Empire, and you didn't outwit Weihu Mountain, how did this taste of Northeast Ballast come from!
While he was talking, the sermon cloud had just appeared in mid-air, and suddenly lightning and thunder roared, and wind and thunder broke out of thin air. The blade of a giant sword flashed suddenly, and under the left and right wipes, it easily cut through a huge spatial passage. There was actually a master who followed the breath of the sermon cloud to follow—— which means that Xiao Zhu didn't know how powerful his hair was, otherwise at this time, he could have commanded the hair that had been stable for thirty-three days to directly smoke the attacker.
After the blade disappeared, a large number of people came out of the space channel, namely: the high-level masters in the Nine Realms, A, B, C, D, Wuji, Geng, Xin, Shen, You, Hai, and the masters 1234567 etc., etc., anyway, it is a large number of eighteenth-line supporting characters whose authors are too lazy to choose names!
First, one of them held a three-inch small wooden sword and shouted: "That cloud, there is a kind of you don't run! There is a kind of battle with your uncle and me with three lilies! Woo yes yes! Is it easy for me to be a casual cultivator! How much effort did it take me to deceive a widow and noble girl with your grandfather! Seeing that I have achieved good deeds, I was knocked away by you! You have returned me like a beautiful flower! You have returned me five thousand spiritual slaves! You have no worries about me for half a lifetime!"
The sermon cloud, which became the size of a door panel, shook his tail proudly: "If you don't pay, you don't pay if you don't pay! You liar, what kind of illusion breaking, that thing makes people dizzy, how can you really appreciate the fun of watching movies! I just made them sober up for a while." After I finish the movie, you can continue!"
"Nonsense! Where is there such a simple thing! Arrange illusions naturally, whether you understand or not! You must prepare in advance, whether you understand or not! It is easy to cheat money, but it is difficult to cheat the subconscious? Once a person is sober and has precautions, no matter how real or false the illusion is! In three or five days at most, he will solve himself! After two or three times, he will become familiar with the feeling, and it will be easier for him to become sober. You will not understand it! You, you, you, you ...... You, Ha, Your Majesty the Emperor, Ah! Da Danyu! Ah! Great Witch Doctor! Ah, you have a meeting! Small faux pas, small retirement, little ones really don't know that the clouds belong to you! Run...... You unrighteous ......" As he spoke, this highly powerful liar disappeared.