Yuan Shao said: "You are now a celebrity around the saint." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" I said: "Red fart, every day with a child who still has a big nose to pat on the back, I can't come, you can do it." Yuan Shao glanced at me and said, "Don't get cheap, just sell it." The brothers have also been born and died together, and if there is anything good in the future, just think about a few brothers. “

I said, "Okay, I'll let the Holy One immediately crown you as a Grand Master." I don't think they understand that. Yuan Shao smiled and said, "Look at what you blow, can you say what you can seal?" I smiled and said, "You know, what are you talking to me about?" Yuan Shao waved his hand and said, "Take your time." Maybe you're getting mixed up with the powerful and opposition-leaning officials. ”

I said, "Then when the time comes, you will lead the army to surround and suppress me, right?" Yuan Shao said: "How can it, it's just our relationship, it's leveraged." Brother Meng De interjected: "Originally, don't beat him up, just his broken mouth, I don't know how many enemies I have to offend in the officialdom." Yuan Shao smiled and said, "Also, don't bother us when the time comes." ”

I laughed and said, "You still owe me one more time anyway." When the time comes, I will have sinned against all the people of the court, and then I will tell you to go and destroy them. Yuan Shao hurriedly covered my mouth and said, "Uncle, you want to kill Lao Tzu." Lao Tzu still wants to continue to mix. I think you'd better work under Mengde. Save me and get me in when the time comes. After saying that, we laughed a few times.

After walking for most of the day, we finally returned to the palace, yesterday we made a big fuss about the palace and tossed the palace chickens and dogs, but today when we went back, we found that the palace had been all cleaned up, and at the gate of the palace, all the civil and military officials stood there to welcome the saint back to the palace, I was strange, yesterday the palace was turned upside down, and this group of people did not see a single come, but today the young emperor came back, and this ticket people sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

Waiting for the group to walk to the main hall, after the young emperor sat down. I only heard a eunuch say: "Spread Wang Yue, Tong Qiang and others to the palace." "A low-level officer like me and a person who has no official position at all like me can't go to the palace, and we didn't plan to go in originally, but just now Brother Meng De said that the young emperor asked us to wait outside the palace. So a few of us stood outside the hall all the time, and when we heard the herald eunuch calling, a few of us came in with small steps and our heads down.

After the salute, a few of us stood in the middle of the main hall. I saw a woman sitting next to the young emperor. Because it's a little far away, I can't see what she looks like. I guess it's the queen mother who listens to politics or something.

I saw the woman say: "I heard that several Aiqing have been protecting the defense left and right when Zhang Rang and other rebels were hijacking, and the Aiqing have made great contributions." “

After a change of words, he said: "But it seems that you were the ones who led the troops to break into the palace yesterday, right?" Where do you put the face of the saint? Hearing this, my heart was on fire, and I said casually: "We entered the palace to save people, and we are not thieves, what do you mean by this?" ”

Yuan Shao and Brother Meng De hurriedly grabbed me and covered my mouth. Yuan Shao whispered: "Ancestor, you dare to argue with the Queen Mother in the main hall." You're really tired of it, isn't it? ”

Brother Meng De motioned to the people behind him to hold me, and quickly knelt down and said, "My brother was born in the market, and he has no mouth to hide, which scared the Queen Mother." I made amends for my brother to the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother snorted and said: "This person is extremely unreasonable, he actually dares to contradict the palace and drag him out and behead him!" ”

After he finished speaking, Brother Meng De and a few others hurriedly knelt down and said: "The Queen Mother is angry, Zhongyou has no bad intentions, please forgive the Queen Mother." Wang Yue also said: "Queen Mother, Captain Tong doesn't understand the rules of the palace, and I hope you can Haihan." As soon as the young emperor wanted to speak, the Empress Dowager He said: "You are too frightened, and you haven't eased yet, go and rest first, don't affect the dragon body anymore." After finishing speaking, I saw that the young emperor glanced at us helplessly, and then went down with a few eunuchs and palace maids.

Empress Dowager He said coldly: "Alas, forget it, this palace is not an unreasonable person, you have a merit in saving the driver, and now the merit is offset." But in the main hall is so nonsense, the make-up class is not taught. Someone came, and the sticks blasted out. "Four samurai in front of the hall knocked me out of the main hall with sticks. After coming out, one of the warriors said, "Captain Tong is offended. It's really helpless for us to wait just now. "I waved my hand in understanding: 'I said, it's okay, you guys didn't really hit me anyway.' Thank you. The four of them gave up their hands and trotted back. I stood alone at the foot of the steps of the main hall, and that was called a grievance.

I was about to light my cigarette pouch when a soldier next to me said, "No fireworks in front of the main hall." I said angrily, "it." Do you think it's a tourist attraction? It's all big rocky ground, can you give me one to see? Ignoring it, the soldier lit a cigarette and took a puff.

The soldier also said aggrievedly: "The adults are not strange, and the little ones are also acting according to orders." Then the soldier next to me suddenly asked me, "I saw your group rushing in yesterday, and they all went up to the temple to listen to the seal?" Why did you come out first? I looked at him angrily and said, "You really can't open a pot?" Just at your non-talkable strength, you will poke here for the rest of your life. Didn't Lao Tzu just say something in the main hall, the queen mother was too cautious. I haven't scolded her yet. ”

Both of them were shocked at the same time. Soldier A said, "Go with pleasure." Are you the first time I saw that I dared to come out alive after arguing with Empress Dowager He? I heard that an old minister was just a little excited, and when he mentioned his objections, he was carried out and beaten, and by the time he was carried out, he was already a bloody man. ”

My body trembled suddenly: "This old lady is so ruthless? The two were speechless. Soldier B said: "The Queen Mother didn't kill you, it must be because you escorted you yesterday." ”

I said, "Your queen mother has always been so moody? The two of them bowed their heads and did not speak. I nodded and said, "Understood." It's hard for two of you. I'm not going to trouble you two here, I'm going to smoke it over there. The two soldiers looked at me gratefully and said, "General Xie." ”

I slipped to the stone pier next to the gatehouse outside the gatehouse, sat down and began to wait for them. I sat at the door for more than two hours before I saw people and carriages coming out one after another. After waiting for a while, I saw Ge Xuan and a few of them walking out, and when they came out, I asked, "What about Brother Meng De and Yuan Shao?" Ge Xuan said: "They were originally important ministers of the court, and because of their meritorious service in saving the driver, they were rewarded with lunch with the Queen Mother." ”

I said, "What about you?" Jack said, "We are just commoners, and we will be sent out with a little gold and silver." I said, "Hey, those two aren't interesting enough, aren't they?" Ge Xuan said: "Be content, you, it's not that they have been pleading with you there, it's good that you can get out of this palace." The two of them went to dinner to make Empress Dowager He not worry about you. Meng De said that this Empress Dowager He has a very small heart, probably because we forced his favorite minister Zhang Rang to death, and he is still angry. ”

I said, "What if we saved his son?" Jack said, "Do you dare to mention her son?" She wants to know that if you beat and scold her son, then you can make dumplings as a stuffing now. I said helplessly: "I thought I saved an emperor and thought I could be promoted and make a fortune, but I ran into such a fucking old lady." With such a mother, this child can be fine, hell. ”

Jack hooked my shoulder and said, "Let's go, I'm hungry after tossing for so long, let's eat something good, brother." I said indignantly, "I have to get you a treat, and after rewarding you with so much money, find the best restaurant in the city today." Jack smiled and said, "Haha, but this Luoyang City can be picked at will." Uncle is rich. With that, a few of us walked to the most lively East Market.

Dongshi is a wealthy area, and the supporting facilities there are relatively luxurious and sound. Almost all the dignitaries and dignitaries haunted this area. We walked to a three-storey restaurant and stopped. I said, "That's it, I don't think there's anyone taller than this building." Jack shrugged: "Whatever." Then the first one swaggered up. The three of us followed him into the gate.

After entering, I found that this restaurant is extremely luxurious, there is a pond in the middle of the hall, about the size of half a basketball court, there is a rockery of two or three meters in the pool, and the surrounding landscape is also extremely exquisite.

The hall is surrounded by a circle of private rooms, all of which are shielded by screens. All kinds of well-dressed dignitaries came and went. Behind the rockery is a wide red staircase leading to the second floor, and there is a plaque hanging directly above the staircase, on which three big characters are written, Luoyang Building.

At this time, a man dressed as a hotel guy came over and said to us with a smile: "How many officials? Do you have a reservation? I had nowhere to get it out of my stomach, so I said angrily, "No." Hurry up and find me the best private room. Lao Tzu is hungry. The guy still smiled and said, "I'm sorry, we only accept reservations here, and all the dishes are prepared in advance." I was speechless.

Jack looked at me and said, "What should I do, let's go." I walked up to the stone by the pool and said, "I don't believe that all of your big restaurants have been booked, so hurry up and find a place for Lao Tzu to eat." ”

In fact, if it weren't for the anger, I expected that I would have turned around and gone out to find another place to eat when he said that he would only accept reservations. But this morning, I was inexplicably blasted out by the Empress Dowager He, and I don't want to let the second time today let the second shop blow out again. All of the current I fire is relatively big.

Dude didn't mean to rush at all. Still smiling and saying, "Oh, you see that we have always only accepted reservations, and we can't help the small ones." I would also like to ask for your forgiveness. Ge Xuan behind him said, "Let's go, let's eat the same thing if you change the family." I said, "No!" Lao Tzu has to eat here today. In the morning, I have let the old lady surnamed He bang out once, and now I let the shopkeeper bombard, so I won't leave. After listening to what I said, Jack knew that I was still angry, so he took out a piece of gold from his bosom, turned his head and threw it to the fellow, saying, "Little brother, you can do me a favor." “

The guy saw that he had also eaten and seen the house, and after taking the gold and turning it around, he said calmly: "Okay then." Since this uncle wants to spend so much in a small shop, then I won't save your face. Second floor please. "The four of us followed the guy up to the second floor, turned a corner and walked to the innermost room in the hallway and pushed the door in, and we followed the guy in.

As soon as we entered, we found that there were more than a dozen big men drinking tea inside, and two of them closed the door behind us in an instant. The four of us were instantly surrounded by a dozen big men in the middle of the room. The guy shook the gold ingot in his hand and scolded with a smile: "It's really shameless." Do you know what kind of place this is, and you even said that you will eat when you come in and eat, do you have that qualification? ”

After listening to his words, Jack smiled: "Black shop? The man saw that we were already caged birds, and the turtle in the urn simply sat down, and said with a smile: "Just listen to your accent to know that you are not a local." In this Luoyang City, no one dares to come to our store to make trouble. You don't even ask who owns the shop. Especially if you're a shameless person. He pointed at me.

I was suddenly amused by him: "Hehe, I just want to have a meal." Jack, he's saving you another meal today. Jack smiled and said to me, "yes, save another meal." ”

The guy smiled and said to us, "They all said to save one meal, so let's give them another meal, even for dinner." Oh, by the way, they also gave a gold ingot. Just take a beating, don't kill anyone. Ge Xuan said faintly behind him: "Donor, your words saved your life." ”

After listening to Ge Xuan's words, before the big men could make a move, Jack rushed up, and saw that Jack rushed up, and Cangyou also rushed up. I was about to take out my cigarette pouch to relieve my anger, but I was stopped by Ge Xuan. Ge Xuan said to me: "Usually you are not like this, what is wrong today?" As for a Queen Ho? “

I lit my cigarette pouch and said, "Hey, if I don't know the young emperor, it doesn't matter, even if I am kicked out by Empress He." What makes me most angry is that such a young child was ruined by such an unreasonable mother, there are so many things in and out of the palace, and she still thinks about the little power in her hands, and she doesn't look like a mother at all. I'm not worth it for the young emperor. What the is like this! It's a good thing, sooner or later she will have to kill her mother. “

Ge Xuan nodded and said, "There is nothing wrong with what you said. But there must have been a lot of things in her position, and she couldn't help herself. You can't blame her entirely, either. It's just that I pity the child. I said, "The child is a good child, but he has been born in the wrong child." Ay. The two of us were just standing and talking. The battle between Jack and Cangyou on the opposite side is basically over.

Cangyou was walking around the room, seeing which one still wanted to stand up and was ready to make up for a punch. Jack walked up to the fellow, who was already shaking like chaff, and Jack kicked him out of the way and slammed it into the wall before stopping. Jack sat down, took a sip of his tea, and said, "I'm hungrier after my workout." ”

The guy screamed, "You're crazy, you're crazy!" Do you know who opened the shop? You outsiders must not have any good fruit to eat. I went up and gestured at him with my cigarette pouch, and the guy covered his head in fright. I asked, "Tell me, who is going to give me bad fruit to eat?" After saying that, he made Jack, who was drinking tea, laugh. Jack said, "yes, let's talk about it." “

The guy said: "You are dead, this is the restaurant of He Dazhuang, the godson of the Empress Dowager He, you are dead." It's dead. As soon as I heard it, I was amused: "I'm still afraid of a bag of fertilizer?" Jack said, "Fertilizer? “

I said, "In our place, a lot of chemical fertilizers, insect repellents and so on are from the Croda Zhuang brand. Jack nodded and said, "This kid has a lot of industry." I said, "That's not the point." By the way, if you don't mention the old lady, just mention Lao Tzu and give her son some virtue. Smash this hotel for me. Damn, just take revenge on her son. After speaking, Ge Xuan and Cangyou hurriedly grabbed me.

Ge Xuan said: "Come on, you're kicking your nose in the face." I smiled and said, "That's what I'll say." The anger is almost gone, let's go. Besides, how do we smash the four of us. Ge Xuan sighed and said, "It's not serious at all. Jack got up after drinking the tea and said, "Let's go, I'm hungry." After saying that, the four of us opened the door and swaggered out.

A big man in the house held his stomach and helped the guy up and said, "Big brother, you just put up with it?" The fellow said, "Forbearance? When did I ever let people bully like this? The big man next to him said, "Big brother, just go to the yamen and arrest them." ”

He Dazhuang smiled: "You see that they are a piece of gold, and the clothes they wear with the cigarette pouch are so good and so arrogant." It must be the family of a wealthy man or an official. I've got to think of a foolproof solution. Hum! If you dare to hit me, you won't end well. After saying that, he put his foot on the flower pot stand on the second floor.

I saw the stand shake a little, and the bonsai boat on it fell from the second floor, and it was brought to the lantern on the top of the bar in the lobby. The flower pot fell down, mixed with the wine jar in front of the bar, the wine jar shattered to the ground, and then I saw that the lantern that was touched fell slowly, and the big candle inside lit the lantern in an instant, and a fireball-like lantern directly pounced on the broken wine jar, and the fire exploded in an instant. He Dazhuang and everyone on the second floor watched this scene blankly, and after five or six seconds, He Dazhuang shouted: "Hurry up and put out the fire for me." After saying that, I looked down and saw that the fire had spread to the second floor, and the entire bar and front door were on fire.

We found a nice looking restaurant and sat down and started eating. I pointed at Jack with a chicken leg and said, "Jack, you're so impulsive, how can you say that you hit someone?" Jack said with a righteous face: "I'm doing this for the people, okay?" I smiled and said, "I just like to hear your nonsense in this serious book!" ”

Ge Xuan next to him said: "Hey, follow you, I feel pressure every day after I get up." There is not a day that can go on in peace. I said, "If you are a cultivator and you have to live a plain life every day, then you can still have a hair after you finish cultivating this way?" You have to be passionate all the way, touch everything, to understand more truths. In the future, when you brag with your apprentice, do you also say it? After saying that, the three of us were all laughing.

Jack put two noodles on his nose and sat down cross-legged, and said with a righteous face: "Apprentices, I want to be a teacher back then." and several heroes were born and died, beating the three brothers of the Yellow Turbans and destroying the little hooligans in the market. None of them were able to walk three rounds in front of the teacher. Jack himself was amused by himself, and laughed, and the noodles were shaken out by his laughter.

Ge Xuan also smiled helplessly and said, "You guys, you like to make fun of me." Cangyou smiled: "Jack, you are more damaged than Zhongyou." Jack smiled and said, "I'm just improvising, and it's already a daily job." “

I smiled and said, "Oh, you say yes." My esteemed master boobs! With that, I touched his chest. It made them laugh again.

Ge Xuan opened my hand, picked up the teacup, took a sip and said, "There is no good thing." I'll go to the hut, and you can pinch each other. Waiting for Ge Xuan to take a few steps, Jack whispered: "Old Ge's kidneys are not good, I will urinate after two sips." After saying that, we laughed again.

After Ge Xuan glanced back at the two of us, he shook his head helplessly and walked away with his hands behind his back. The three of us drank cup by cup, and as we gulped down, we heard the rumbling sound at the staircase. Jack smiled and said, "How many people are coming to eat together?" I'm more anxious than us. The two of us also glanced at each other, laughed and continued to eat and drink.

As soon as the words ended, two groups of heavily armed officers and soldiers had already surrounded the second floor, and all of them came up with swords. At this time, a general and two civilians came over, and one of the civilians said: "Yes, it's them, after they beat He Daguan, they were not angry, so they burned the restaurant again." As soon as he finished speaking, the general-looking man shouted, "Take it for me." “