Chapter 113: The All-Pervasive Gentleman on the Beam
What is the situation!
He got up from the plank bed in a fit of rage, and then saw a thin boy nod politely at him, and then give him a squatting position. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Brother Ren, Izuku, please ...... here"
He looked around and saw that the soldiers on duty were already standing far away, pinching their noses and observing this side. I felt that the sky thundered and I instantly understood the purpose of this oversized wooden barrel!
It's not for washing, it's for pulling......
Damn Big Tooth, don't let me run into you again!
But he didn't have a way, so he had to pinch his nose and return to his test house. There is no door to the house, one side of the hole is open, lying there, you don't have to look up, you can see the pouting brother, the rich smell makes him toss and turn, the crackling sound makes his heart beat. He could only pray that these people would finish their work quickly and be able to close the lid of the barrel, but something even more terrible happened, more candidates came, and one by one they covered their stomachs, ran fast under their feet, and took time to say hello as they ran.
"Yo, Brother Zhang also got up at night?"
"yes, yes, I don't know how, suddenly I have some stomach troubles......"
"Me too, belch, my stomach hurts, I can't stand it......"
"Brother in front, please make room for me, oh-I can't do it......"
A benevolent brother only swirls around the toilet with his butt between his legs. Finally, someone couldn't hold it back, so he desperately lowered his pants and pulled directly outside the toilet, and the smell became stronger......
Later, I didn't even have time to say hello, one by one, there was wind under my feet, and on the side of the toilet, one was hard to find, and He Yuan couldn't wait to go out to block the road to sell tickets......
Then there are later ones who learn to be obedient and come directly with their own toilets. What He Daxiu was worried about finally happened, and thousands of troops squatted in the pit......
And squatting in front of his own test room, He Yuan's strength to draw a circle and curse is gone, and he has not fainted, so he is considered very powerful......
At this time, the invigilator and the examiner will not move forward. But they can run, but the soldiers on duty can't. They can only pinch their noses and try to stay away, what a pain! At this moment, the two brothers whispered to each other.
"What a wicked sect, why are there so many stomach troubles for this year's candidates?"
"Who knows, it's really damn unlucky, it's not that the mother-in-law at home is stingy, and she is not willing to give up those few money, otherwise how could she be assigned to this stinky house."
"Alas, you're okay, my mother-in-law is not reluctant to make money, but some time ago, the third child in the family suffered from a cold, and the money was spent, and I really can't make up it......"
Since each person on duty has its own specific area, although these two people tried to avoid it, they didn't dare to really walk away, so these words were heard by He Yuan, who was so sleepless that he couldn't sleep.
Speaking unintentionally, the listener is intentional. I was deliberately arranged here by the scorched big fangs, and then I was connected to an examiner who knew me, and I led a group of people to besiege me when I was sleeping, and then a group of people in front of me in the middle of the night collectively had a stomach, squatting at my door and pulling, it was difficult not to doubt it.
"Lord Liang?"
He Yuan suddenly remembered that he seemed to hear someone calling Lord Liang, the patrol officer in charge of this examination area, and he suddenly sat up from the wooden bed, paralyzed, he was calculated by the person surnamed Liang nine times out of ten! I didn't expect that the Liang family's hands were stretched out so long and their means were so bad, so in order not to let themselves take the exam with peace of mind, they directly accompanied a group of unlucky people.
He Yuan sat up without warning, it was too sudden, and the indulgent brother who was facing him was scared half to death, and he slammed at He Yuan with a pleading face. I hadn't paid attention to him yet, but when he got it like this, He Yuan could see it clearly, and he didn't know when a thin man in black would appear in his room.
It's no wonder that this guy has been showing favor since he came in, because he was afraid that he would report him. He Yuan couldn't help but be happy, no wonder this guy didn't do anything during the day, and waited for a long time to send answers to the exam room! And the location chosen by this buddy is really good, at the end of the alley, and close to the toilet, which is not only convenient for sending answers, but also can effectively avoid being discovered by the soldiers on duty......
But it's not easy!
I can bear such a big smell, we have to give it a thumbs up! He Yuanle waved his hand at him, and made a posture that you can copy with confidence, the blue-faced brother was almost moved to cry, what a good neighboring table!
He Yuan got up, and the man in black opposite suddenly let out a suppressed whisper. Fortunately, the sound was drowned out by the crackling sound of the toilet outside. I saw that the man in black suddenly stood up and greeted He Yuan cordially. I wipe, that jumping little eyes, that familiar little figure, isn't this a time change!
"Inside the test room, next to the toilet, the smell wafts in all directions. I met an acquaintance, who looked like a thief, dressed in a night suit, and his eyes were shining......"
He Yuan wants to sing happily, what a different encounter!
Shi Qian is also very excited, this Jinling City is about to be rummaged by himself, and his two calves have lost weight several times, he is stunned that he has not found him, and he can't imagine that he has found a point of extra money!
What a fate!
This time it was the turn of the "indulgent" brother to be dumbfounded, and he was an old acquaintance for a long time. The kid was stunned, slapped his head suddenly, and then "understood". No wonder the thief on the other side is so friendly to himself, everyone has been all the way for a long time, and he is sorry to see that he is still coaxing with a group of examiners during the day.
When he thought that such a group of examiners had been fooled by this guy, he was a little impressed. But my heart is completely stable, mother, I please in vain, copy my own, and don't interfere with each other!
Speaking of which, this thief is definitely professional enough, so many people who rushed over to squat at the entrance of the examination house failed to find him, this kid can always use the angle of light and dark in a timely manner to cover up his body, if it weren't for He Yuan getting up too suddenly, and the quality of Brother Zong's heart is not too good, it is estimated that he will not be able to find him nine times out of ten.
Put down the cheat sheet that the "indulgent" brother needed, Shi Qian gave He Yuan a later gesture, and then ran away. At this time, He Yuan discovered that there was a small hole in the roof of the indulgence brothers......
There is an endless stream of people outside his door, the "Buddha" brothers seem a little restless, and some hostile eyes at the crowd outside, for the future, they deliberately chose such a feng shui treasure, who would have expected that this place would become the most lively place, pit dad!
At that moment, he suddenly heard a slight noise above his head, and when he looked up, he saw that the roof tiles had been staggered by a crack, and a cheat sheet had fallen from the sky and landed accurately on his big belly. He hurriedly grasped it, and his swift movements made He Yuan dumbfounded.
ps: In the Song Dynasty, there was really this kind of cheating method, buying off the gentleman on the beam and sending the answer inside. Of course, there are many people who buy the inspector and the soldier on duty, in short, there are really various ways to cheat. Although we are empty, we also refer to the historical reality...... (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )