As he expected, repeated it several times, and sure enough, it attracted the attention of many people around him, looking at the people on the inner and outer three floors, he smiled with satisfaction, raised the dirty clothes in his hand into the air, and said loudly to the melon-eating audience in front of him while swaying: "Tell me, what is this?" ”

"This kid is really stupid!" An old man next to him shook his head and said, "Don't say that I bought a torn dress with a copper plate of twenty wen, I don't know what this torn dress is?" I guess they're all baby! ”

"Whew!" Liu Yuanshan bombarded the uncle: "You are stupid, this is a broken clothes?" ”

"What's not torn clothes?"

"It's dirty, torn clothes, isn't it?" Liu Yuanshan's seriousness has attracted the attention of many people, and more people have joined the army of melon-eating people. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, two thirteen or fourteen-year-old rich sons walked over on the main street of Xiangyang Mansion, shaking their autumn fans as if they were sticking their heads to look at Liu Yuanshan.

"See, what the hell are you doing?" One of the fair-faced sons asked.

"No, I'll go ahead and have a look!" The chubby little boy scratched his ears and cheeks in a hurry, but he was too short to enter the crowd.

"I have a way!" The fair-skinned boy in the back showed a weird smile, and then shouted to the person in front of him: "The thief is coming, run, if you run late, you will die!" "There is immaturity in the voice, and the voice is not yet fully developed.

Originally, a group of people who were watching the lively melon eating crowd, after hearing the shouts of the fair-skinned boy behind them, suddenly the soles of their feet were windy, and they ran around faster than rabbits.

Liu Yuanshan's head instantly gathered black lines, and said secretly: Your mother's eggplant, Lao Tzu is really unlucky, he just came to Xiangyang to set up a stall and came to the bandit, Nima Mo is a special osmanthus soap who came to rob Lao Tzu.

Just thinking about it, I suddenly saw a bear child who was full of coercion and smiled weirdly and walked easily in the crowd, with a little fat man behind him, and couldn't help laughing, Liu Yuanshan instantly understood everything.

Bear kids!

It's the first time in his life that he hates bear children so much!

"Little brat, you've done a great job!" Liu Yuanshan gritted his teeth.

"Who are you talking about, you're looking for death, aren't you?" The fair-skinned boy hadn't moved yet, and the little fat man next to him ran out from the side with an angry expression.

"I'm the second Ao, and there is a little bun, Nima, it's still a mother's ......" Liu Yuanshan's eyeballs almost fell out, this makeup, this woman dressed as a man, alas, when we men don't have IQ?

Two thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls, dressed as men, know that they are pigs!

"You're talking nonsense, this son ......"

"Don't pretend, stinky girl!" Liu Yuanshan immediately interrupted Xiao Baozi's words, and mocked with white eyes: "At first glance, she looks like a stinky girl, and she pretends to be a man, you take out the man's things and show me......"

"You dead rascal!" Xiao Baozi's face turned red, and he pointed at Liu Yuanshan and said, "You, you, you!" His flushed face instantly turned pale again, his body trembled, and he gritted his teeth.

"What's wrong with me, you deserve it, who let you ruin my good deeds?" Liu Yuanshan pointed to the big wooden basin and the dirty clothes under his hand, and said, "My business has delayed you." ”

"And you!" Liu Yuanshan's finger pointed to the face of a fair-skinned boy who was light and breezy.

"What's my business?" The fair-skinned boy was startled.

"Don't think I don't know, you shouted that voice just now." Liu Yuanshan snorted coldly.

The fair-skinned boy smiled slightly, and did not deny it.

"You're just a liar, cheating everyone out of money, I've seen a lot of people like you!" The fair-skinned boy closed the fan and stepped forward slightly, looking at Liu Yuanshan's props: "I'm here to save you, if you really deceive people, you can't go back to the mansion and say that you can't be spanked on the board." ”

"Two little kids, please go right when you go shopping, you are not welcome here, I still have to do business!" Liu Yuanshan made a gesture of invitation, watching the panicked crowd on the street gradually calm down, ready to continue to open.

"Hmph, you told me to go, but my son won't go!" The fair-skinned young man looked like he could do what he could do, and he playfully played a scoundrel with his eyes open to Liu Yuanshan: "My son wants to debunk your conspiracy and eliminate harm for the people of Xiangyang City." ”

"Poof......" Liu Yuanshan spit out a mouthful of saliva and said: "Stinky girl, if there is no garlic, we are just green onions, don't pretend to be garlic, okay?" Son, have you grown garlic? ”

"You ......" The little girl was said by Liu Yuanshan, and her fair face suddenly flushed, showing a piece of pink, looking very delicate!

Liu Yuanshan also felt that he was a little too much, coughed and said twice: "What, stinky girl, what I said just now is not right, but I am really not a liar, don't be a liar!" ”

"You're a liar!" The white girl insisted on her own judgment.

Liu Yuanshan smiled bitterly and said: "You are the liar, you look at the clothes of a man all over the body, but inside is a daughter, which of us is a liar." ”

"Then I didn't lie to anyone!" The little girl thought that she was dressing up as a man just to trick her family into coming out to play, but she didn't deceive the ordinary people on the road.

"Okay, well, keep your eyes open and see if I'm a liar! If you want to debunk it, you can look at it slowly and slowly, don't delay me in doing business! Liu Yuanshan grabbed the little girl and threw it to the right.

"What are you doing! Take away your dirty hands and don't touch me! The girl's face turned crimson.

"Hey, hey!" Liu Yuanshan deliberately disgusted her and said: "You are really right, I really have dirty hands, I didn't wash my hands when I went to the thatched house just now!" ”

"Uh......" The little bun grunted dryly, and the girl's face was red.

"Old and young masters, big brothers, sisters-in-law, and aunts, you all come over to take a look!" Liu Yuanshan lifted the dirty clothes in his hand again and shook them twice in the air.

The people who had just been frightened and ate melons gathered around again, looking at Liu Yuanshan with a puzzled expression.

Liu Yuanshan asked, "Which eldest brother and sister-in-law can tell me how to wash such a dirty piece of clothing?" ”

"With pancreas!" The little bun next to him was the first to raise his hand and replied loudly. Pancreas, that is, the pancreas of pigs, contains active enzymes, so it has the ability to decontaminate

Liu Yuanshan's face turned dark, and he turned back to Xiao Baozi and said, "Little Baozi, can we chat happily, how many poor families can afford to use pig pancreas?" ”

Even if there is pig pancreas, eighty percent of it also goes into the stomach, who still uses it as soap?

Someone in front said: "Don't talk about the pig pancreas, use the ashes at the bottom of the pot, and then beat them with a mallet." ”

"Can you wash it off?" Liu Yuanshan asked.

"Well......" the man hesitated a little and said, "It can be washed eighty percent clean." ”

Liu Yuanshan said secretly: Eighty percent of the farts are clean, and they will really put gold on their faces.

"Eighty percent clean, that's not clean!" Liu Yuanshan took the opportunity to take out the osmanthus soap in the baggage and said, "Now, I will teach you a way to save time and effort, and you can wash it instantly without the ash at the bottom of the pot and without whipping." ”