Chapter 86: Eating Peaches
Liu Yuanshan, who was bulging with a bulging mouth and a piece of yellow peach in his hand, looked at Ye Yunhe slightly stunned. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Suddenly, the eyes of the entire hall focused on him.
Ye Yunhe smiled slightly, and said with a humble gentleman's appearance: "This son, didn't you eat breakfast?" Don't you go hungry? β
There was a lot of laughter at the banquet.
Liu Yuanshan said two words, pretending not to see it, but still stuffed most of the watery yellow peach in his hand into his mouth, chewed it quickly, wiped his mouth, and was calm.
"Alas! Insulting Sven! Ye Yunhe wanted to make him look good, and he was ruthless when he opened his mouth.
Liu Yuanshan was unmoved, looked at the fruit in front of him and asked, "May I ask this son, what is Sven?" β
Liu Yuanshan vaguely remembered a joke in his previous life, saying that a group of engineers discussed the strength of the bridge together, some people said that the strength was not enough, some people said that the strength was enough, and only an old man smiled and asked everyone: "What is strength?" The crowd was speechless.
How similar the situation is to the joke.
Ye Yunhe laughed at Liu Yuanshan for insulting Sven, and Liu Yuanshan asked Ye Yunhe what Sven was? As a result, Ye Yunhe opened his mouth and stammered for a long time without reacting, and finally became angry, pointing to the case and saying: "A dignified literati and elegant meeting, your appearance is insulting." β
"Then which one is not insulting to Sven?" Liu Yuanshan smiled indifferently, pointed to the remaining yellow peaches on the table and said, "This son will eat one for me to see, so that I can learn it!" β
Faced with Liu Yuanshan's rogue problem, Ye Yunhe was about to collapse, what way to eat is more elegant, it depends on the occasion. Now that the two are fighting each other, is he still going to show each other how to eat?
"Children, today is the Literati Meeting, everyone is here to write lyrics and poems, appreciate the snow and plum blossoms, not to eat yellow peaches!" Ye Yunhe was a little embarrassed just now, but after recovering it, he immediately began to fight back.
Liu Yuanshan was naturally not afraid, stood up and said with a smile: "Since you enjoy the snow and plum blossoms, why are these fruits brought up and not allowed to be eaten, isn't it hypocritical?" β
As soon as he said this, the responsibility was completely put on the organizers, and those old monks were naturally unhappy, so they said: "The little donor's words are wrong, and the things are naturally for you to taste!" β
"Look, I'll just say it!" Liu Yuanshan spread his hands and looked like a winner.
Ye Yunhe's face was the color of pig liver, and his body trembled with anger, especially in front of his favorite little county lord, if the anger in his eyes could kill someone, Liu Yuanshan at this moment would have already become a pile of black ashes.
"You have taken my place!" Ye Yunhe was not dwelling on other messy things at this time, but went straight to the point.
Liu Yuanshan naturally knew in his heart that all the seats here were for those who had meritorious fame, and he only came with Wang Xiucai, either he was a scholar or a student, and he was not qualified to sit at the same table with the teacher.
Since he is self-aware, he will not lick his face to occupy a seat, he smiled and said to Ye Yunhe's seemingly generous arch hand: "Is this right?" Didn't I leave if I had already told you to give up my seat? If you have to pull this mess, take it! He retreated and stood behind Wang Xiucai.
Wang Xiucai smiled silently, and Lord Huang's face was a little unhappy, but Zhu Yiming, the king of Xiang, looked at Liu Yuanshan twice, and then bowed his head and said a few words to his daughter.
The little county lord Zhu Xuanqing opened his red lips and smiled, and the two rows of Hao teeth opened and closed, "Little liar, come, sit on my side!" β
This shouted and everyone in the room was taken aback.
Let Liu Yuanshan and the people in the palace sit together, although it is the last seat, it is enough to shock.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Liu Yuanshan is not one of those sour scholars, he ran over without any excuse, sat next to the little county lord and said with a smile: "This son, let's meet again, fate!" β
Xiangwang Zhu Yiming's throat trembled, and the tea in his mouth almost squirted out.
The little county lord was naΓ―ve, but he didn't think about it so much.
The little novice below brought a fruit plate and handed it to Liu Yuanshan, King Xiang seemed to be intentional or unintentional, and even picked up the spoon at hand and said: "Everyone, this is the peach specially stored by the abbot master of the temple, it is not easy, try it!" After speaking, he scooped a small piece and put it in his mouth, "It's delicious, it's good!" β
Everyone was busy eating peaches, but the fruit plate in front of Ye Yunhe was messy and Liu Yuanshan had eaten half of it.
Of course, he didn't care about eating Ye Yunhe, not to mention the plate of yellow peaches in front of him, if he wanted it, it was not impossible to get a basket immediately, what he cared about was the little county lord.
At this moment, the little county lord is smiling like a flower, and Liu Yuanshan, who is of the same age next to him, is smiling and smiling, as if they are a pair of old friends who have known each other for a long time. Although Liu Yuanshan is only fourteen years old, his eyebrows and eyes are far beyond ordinary people, and the clothes on his body are slightly shabby, but the whole person is full of self-confidence, revealing a proud momentum.
In contrast, Ye Yunhe actually had a sense of inferiority, but more of anger and jealousy.
He has already regarded the little county lord of Xiangwang's Mansion as his own forbidden body, which can tolerate others to get involved, especially since this little bastard is just a scholar of Wang Xun.
The quiet hall, the sound of quietly eating peaches. There was also the snow and wind outside the window, and the occasional crackling of the candle flame indoors.
Outside of these, it was the sound of Liu Yuanshan eating.
"Woohoo, woohoo!"
"Ahem...... the prince wiped his mouth, and suddenly said to Liu Yuanshan: "The legend of the White Snake, the widow has read it, it is well written!" β
Liu Yuanshan was stunned for a moment, then put down the tableware in his hand and said: "Thanks to the prince's fallacious award, in fact, it is very vulgar!" β
"Hahaha!" The prince laughed, and the people below were all confused!
What the?
"The Legend of the White Snake" was written by him?
Especially Ye Yunhe, he is going crazy!
I heard that the little county lord was listening to books outside the temple gate and listened to tears, and he also inquired about the manuscript of the White Snake in order to be a flower messenger, but he didn't get it after a day of hard work.
But he never thought about it, but he didn't expect that this legend of the white snake would actually come from that young man's hand!
Broken!
Ye Yunhe had a heavy sense of crisis: the little county lord was already confused by the love story of the White Snake, and this young man was a master of love at first glance, in case the little county lord ......
He didn't dare to think about it, but he listened to Zhu Yiming, the king of Xiang, continue to ask: "Who is the teacher?" How many years have you been studying? Can you have a reputation? β
If you win the show at such a young age, the future will be terrible.
Liu Yuanshan smiled innocently and said, "Tell the prince, the kid hasn't done a scientific examination yet?" β
This sentence made many people below secretly breathe a sigh of relief. If Xiucai was caught in such a small urine, it would be a devastating blow to those of them who have been reading books for more than ten years.
Looking at Zhu Yiming, Liu Yuanshan pointed to Wang Xiucai below and said: "Mr. is Xiucai, surnamed Wang Mingxun Shigong, the kid just apprenticed two months ago, and now he is learning!" β
"Huh?"
"Poof......
Finally someone can't help but squirt!