Chapter 1: The Book of God
A little dizzy!
The mouth is a little dry!
Also, the smell of herbs mixed with Pythium was in the air, and it was very unpleasant!
This shouldn't be a hospital, but, since it's not a hospital, where did such a big smell of medicine come from?
Liu Yuanshan opened his eyelids with great difficulty, and a glimmer of light came into his eyes, which turned out to be the glimmer of dawn outside the window. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Hey, that's not right!
He suddenly thought of something, and felt that the environment here was indeed a little different from the environment he was in before he fell unconscious.
Could it be that he was rescued by the local people when he fell off the cliff?
Liu Yuanshan thought strangely, and then used all his strength to move his right arm, only to find that there was something pressing on his right arm, and when he turned his head, he turned his head and saw that it was a person, well, judging from her seemingly scattered hairstyle, it should be a woman.
"Ahem!"
Clearing his throat, Liu Yuanshan just wanted to speak, when he saw the woman lying at the head of his bed suddenly woke up, a trace of surprise flashed on her tired face, and she said: "Wake up, wake up, mother, mother, come quickly, Brother is awake, San Lang is awake!" ”
The voice is a little strange, and the voice is not Mandarin, and it can even be said that it is far from Mandarin, but no matter what, the other party speaks Chinese, but fortunately, Liu Yuanshan knows more dialects when he travels all over the country, and he can hear the general meaning from the woman's accent.
It sounds like this should be the accent of the northwest Hubei generation, when I had no money, I worked hard with a few travelers at the foot of Wudang Mountain for half a year, and it was at that time that I had some understanding of the accent of northwest Hubei Province.
Hey!
Just as he was secretly happy, the muscles on Liu Yuanshan's face suddenly spasmed.
What do you mean? Brother?
I'm in my thirties, and although this little girl looks like she's never seen in the world and is dressed in tatters, she's not my sister? Thinking of this, he got up from the bed to study the situation, but he was stunned by the scene in front of him as soon as he sat on the bed.
The first thing that catches your eye is hair! To be precise, it was a long strand of oily hair hanging down from his forehead, blocking his vision.
This!
Liu Yuanshan didn't care about the smell of oily hair as if he hadn't washed his hair for several months, but reached out and grabbed the long hair hanging down from his forehead, and then pulled it hard.
"Oops!"
A pain in his scalp almost made him faint again.
I'm tired, what's going on? How long has it been since Lao Tzu fell off a cliff? Been in a coma for a year? Are you in a vegetative state?
Even my hair grew half a meter long!
"San Lang!"
A young woman who had just emerged from behind the curtain on the west side was stunned when she saw this, apparently not understanding why her son had behaved so strangely.
"Saburo, what are you doing? Aren't you crazy? ”
The woman paused for a moment, hurriedly ran over, and couldn't help but hold Liu Yuanshan's head into her arms, her eyes were slightly red, and her voice whimpered.
"Your father is gone, you can't have another good one, otherwise the old Liu family will be fine, just ......" The woman did not continue, she felt a little strange.
The youngest son in his arms was pushing her away hard.
Liu Yuanshan was almost suffocated!
This woman looks okay, but her skin is dark and her hands are rough, and he feels very embarrassed to hold him in his arms, although, uh, that's pretty big!
Liu Yuanshan thought shamelessly, his head had arched out of the woman's arms.
"San Lang, what's wrong with you?"
The woman looked at him softly, which made Liu Yuanshan feel goosebumps on his body.
"Don't move, who are you? I stabbed ......"
Liu Yuanshan couldn't help but say the half word, and his hand involuntarily covered his mouth.
He finally sadly discovered that in addition to his hair and interpersonal relationships and the environment around him, his voice was also wrong.
The voice just now was clearly childish, and it was a child's tone.
But I'm not an old ** in my thirties? How did I fall, and my voice was broken.
"San Lang, you are really disappointed...... the woman suddenly realized that it was not good to talk about her son like this, so she had to change her words: "You are confused, I am your mother, you don't know me anymore?" ”
Liu Yuanshan subconsciously said secretly, "I'm still your father!" But there was no sound, and his eyes slowly turned from the woman to the fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl behind her, and then to herself.
By this time, he had removed the stinky little hand that seemed to have not been washed in months, revealing a mouth that could be stuffed with a duck egg.
What's going on?
How the feet have become smaller, how the legs have become thinner, and, yes, the hands seem to have become smaller!
It's broken, it's broken, it's broken, Lao Tzu must have fallen to his death in the Shennongjia Mountain, and now he's waiting for reincarnation in the underworld, right? Or is it already reincarnated?
But it doesn't make sense, reincarnation won't completely retain the memories of the previous life.
In the dark, Liu Yuanshan quietly twisted his waist with his hand, it hurt very much, which showed that he should not be dead or in the underworld, but still alive.
Then, as he reminisced carefully in silence, a glimmer of spark finally lit up in his mind, and he thought of a possibility: he had crossed over.
In his previous life, Liu Yuanshan never found a good job after graduating from university, and he threw himself to the end on the great road of life, which can be said to have been thrown from the street to the end of the street.
Liu Yuanshan, a son of his predecessor, graduated from a third-rate university, and after graduation, he followed his classmates to write online novels and hit the streets; He raised money to open a barbecue stall with a friend, who knew that it had just been opened for less than a month, and a city used environmental protection as an excuse to decorate the façade and forced all the stalls to close unconditionally, and many small industries such as hotels and restaurants were forced to close down, so he hit the street again.
Then, Liu Yuanshan grew long hair, followed a few self-righteous killers to become performance artists, and almost starved to death in the process of drifting north, so he once again gloriously entered the army of street fighters.
His rich life is much more than that, he has moved bricks, played with electric welding, driven an excavator, repaired a car for a year, worked in the chemical industry for two months, and even attacked a fertilizer factory for half a year, and so on.
I have done so many careers, and I have one thing in common, that is: hit the street!
For the last time, he organized more than a dozen good classmates from college to go on an expedition to Shennongjia, thousands of miles away. On the way, I had a stomachache and found a hidden place to find convenience, but I didn't expect to lose my companion after it was convenient, and then I got lost.
After two days of starvation in the deserted mountains, I accidentally fell into the abyss!
Wait, the plot doesn't seem like this?
Thinking of this, Liu Yuanshan couldn't help but correct in his heart: I shouldn't have fallen off a cliff!
He clearly remembered that it was getting late at that time, and the sky was full of red clouds, and suddenly a golden light flew from the bright sky and hit his head, smashing him off the cliff with no power to restrain him.
Liu Yuanshan even remembered that the glittering thing was a quaint-looking golden divine book that entered his mind before he fell unconscious, and then, he didn't know anything.